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You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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Soldier
I promise you pain without end!
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2527
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Heavy
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2523
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Engineer
Put sentry here
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2516
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Heavy
Nine!
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2514
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Announcer
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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2514
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Scout
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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2509
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Sniper
I am on fire!
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2506
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Medic
You're a long way from France, boy!
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2502
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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2493
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Sniper
Need a sentry here!
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2490
Who:
Pyro
Incoming!
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2488
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Sniper
Ohhhhh...
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2487
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Heavy
Oh, what's up?
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2487
Who:
Scout
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2483
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Demoman
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2476
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Medic
Let this be lesson for you!
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2476
Who:
Heavy
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2470
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Soldier
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2463
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Engineer
Nice shot
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2462
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Pyro
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2461
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Engineer
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2455
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Announcer
Dummkopfs!
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2454
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Medic
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2454
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Spy
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2454
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Announcer
We need a sentry right here!
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2451
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Engineer
Help!
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2449
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Heavy
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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2444
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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2442
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Pyro
Dagh
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2439
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Medic
Aagh!
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2437
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Heavy
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2433
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Announcer
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2431
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2428
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Scout
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2427
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Scout
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2425
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Heavy
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2424
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Heavy
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2416
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Soldier
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2412
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Soldier
That Spy is an enemy!
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2407
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Sniper
Pyro is Spy!
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2405
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Heavy
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2405
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Medic
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2400
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Soldier
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2398
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Soldier
I love my ball!
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2397
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Scout
Bloody brilliant!
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2393
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Demoman
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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Sniper
*burp*
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2387
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Announcer
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2385
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Spy
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2383
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Medic
*severe pain*
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2381
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Scout
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2381
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2379
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Demoman
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2376
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Announcer
Thank you, laborer!
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2374
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Spy
Boo!
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2372
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Medic
A Spy!
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2368
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Heavy
Woo-ee!
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2364
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Engineer
Thank you!
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2361
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Heavy
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2358
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Announcer
Dummkopfs!
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2357
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Medic
Go to the right!
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2352
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Pyro
*gasps in pain*
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2352
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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2350
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Spy
Get bloody goin!
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2349
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Sniper
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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2347
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Scout
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2337
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Scout
Now doctor, now!
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2333
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2331
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2330
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Pyro
*gibberish*
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2319
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Demoman
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2318
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Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2316
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Spy
Bloody hell
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2315
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Demoman
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2315
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Soldier
Four!
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2312
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Announcer
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2309
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Sniper
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2307
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Soldier
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2305
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Engineer
Schweinhunds!
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2305
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Medic
Let's go mates!
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2302
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Sniper
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2302
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Sniper
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2301
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Medic
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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Soldier
Good job
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2298
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Pyro
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2298
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Announcer
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2297
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Sniper
Let's have a go at it!
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2291
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2289
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Medic
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2289
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Soldier
My flesh, it burns!
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2286
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Heavy
I require assistance!
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2286
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Medic
Spy!
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2283
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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2280
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Demoman
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2273
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Soldier
Run, cowards!
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2272
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Heavy
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2269
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Sniper
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2268
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Soldier
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2266
Who:
Soldier
Overtime!
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2263
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Announcer
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