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Ah, that was rubbish!
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2259
Who:
Sniper
Thanks for the teleport
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2255
Who:
Pyro
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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2253
Who:
Engineer
Oooh!
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2250
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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2249
Who:
Spy
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2248
Who:
Announcer
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2241
Who:
Soldier
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2236
Who:
Spy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2233
Who:
Medic
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2233
Who:
Engineer
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2231
Who:
Announcer
Two!
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2228
Who:
Announcer
That there was a fine piece of work
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2227
Who:
Engineer
We need a sentry right here!
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2226
Who:
Engineer
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2226
Who:
Scout
Thank you, laborer!
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2225
Who:
Spy
Nine!
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2224
Who:
Announcer
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2222
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Engineer
Dummkopfs!
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2221
Who:
Medic
You're a long way from France, boy!
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2219
Who:
Engineer
Ohhhhh...
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2217
Who:
Heavy
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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2217
Who:
Sniper
Thank you!
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2214
Who:
Heavy
That Spy is an enemy!
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2214
Who:
Sniper
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2212
Who:
Sniper
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2208
Who:
Engineer
Bloody brilliant!
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2203
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Demoman
Need a sentry here!
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2200
Who:
Pyro
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2199
Who:
Medic
Oh, what's up?
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2199
Who:
Scout
Pyro is Spy!
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2196
Who:
Heavy
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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2191
Who:
Soldier
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2187
Who:
Announcer
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2186
Who:
Sniper
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2184
Who:
Soldier
Dagh
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2183
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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2182
Who:
Scout
*burp*
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2179
Who:
Announcer
Aagh!
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2175
Who:
Heavy
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2175
Who:
Heavy
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2175
Who:
Medic
Nice shot
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2175
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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2172
Who:
Heavy
A Spy!
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2163
Who:
Heavy
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2163
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Soldier
Get bloody goin!
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2160
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Sniper
Now doctor, now!
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2158
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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2155
Who:
Heavy
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2154
Who:
Announcer
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2152
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Announcer
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2145
Who:
Heavy
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2144
Who:
Announcer
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2142
Who:
Sniper
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2135
Who:
Soldier
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2135
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Soldier
Dummkopfs!
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2130
Who:
Medic
Boo!
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2130
Who:
Medic
I love my ball!
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2126
Who:
Scout
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2125
Who:
Sniper
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2124
Who:
Spy
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2123
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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2116
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Demoman
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2112
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2107
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Pyro
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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2103
Who:
Scout
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2090
Who:
Sniper
Let's have a go at it!
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2082
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2081
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Soldier
Spy!
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2078
Who:
Medic
Danke Engineer!
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2078
Who:
Medic
Your guns are for babies!
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2077
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2076
Who:
Demoman
Go to the right!
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2071
Who:
Pyro
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2069
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2066
Who:
Spy
Bloody hell
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2065
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2065
Who:
Sniper
Four!
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2064
Who:
Announcer
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2060
Who:
Soldier
Bloody bogan
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2056
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2054
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2052
Who:
Sniper
Overtime!
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2051
Who:
Announcer
Let's go mates!
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2051
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2047
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Demoman
Good job
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2047
Who:
Pyro
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2046
Who:
Soldier
No worries
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2044
Who:
Sniper
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2044
Who:
Soldier
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2044
Who:
Scout
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2043
Who:
Soldier
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2040
Who:
Spy
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2039
Who:
Soldier
Run, cowards!
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2037
Who:
Heavy
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2036
Who:
Demoman
Charge me, doctor!
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2034
Who:
Sniper
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2032
Who:
Soldier
Woo-ee!
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2030
Who:
Engineer
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2030
Who:
Soldier
I require assistance!
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2022
Who:
Medic
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