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Ah, that was rubbish!
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2434
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Sniper
Incoming!
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2431
Who:
Sniper
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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2428
Who:
Soldier
I am on fire!
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2418
Who:
Medic
Nine!
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2417
Who:
Announcer
Let this be lesson for you!
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2417
Who:
Heavy
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2413
Who:
Demoman
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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2413
Who:
Sniper
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2406
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2400
Who:
Heavy
Oh, what's up?
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2399
Who:
Scout
You're a long way from France, boy!
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2399
Who:
Engineer
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2398
Who:
Engineer
Ohhhhh...
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2396
Who:
Heavy
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2394
Who:
Engineer
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2393
Who:
Announcer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2392
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2385
Who:
Engineer
Need a sentry here!
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2385
Who:
Pyro
We need a sentry right here!
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2381
Who:
Engineer
That there was a fine piece of work
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2379
Who:
Engineer
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2375
Who:
Announcer
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2373
Who:
Spy
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2371
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Scout
Aagh!
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2362
Who:
Heavy
Nice shot
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2362
Who:
Pyro
Dummkopfs!
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2355
Who:
Medic
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2354
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Announcer
Help!
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2350
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2349
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2347
Who:
Sniper
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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2344
Who:
Soldier
That Spy is an enemy!
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2341
Who:
Sniper
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2339
Who:
Sniper
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2338
Who:
Soldier
Dagh
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2337
Who:
Medic
Pyro is Spy!
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2336
Who:
Heavy
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2334
Who:
Soldier
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2332
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2329
Who:
Pyro
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2327
Who:
Medic
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2326
Who:
Soldier
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2323
Who:
Heavy
Thank you, laborer!
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2323
Who:
Spy
Bloody brilliant!
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2321
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Demoman
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2316
Who:
Sniper
I love my ball!
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2315
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Scout
Thank you!
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2313
Who:
Heavy
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2312
Who:
Heavy
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2311
Who:
Announcer
*burp*
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2305
Who:
Announcer
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2301
Who:
Announcer
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2295
Who:
Soldier
A Spy!
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2291
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2288
Who:
Soldier
Now doctor, now!
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2286
Who:
Sniper
Get bloody goin!
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2283
Who:
Sniper
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2280
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Spy
Boo!
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2277
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Medic
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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2277
Who:
Scout
*gasps in pain*
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2273
Who:
Spy
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2270
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Scout
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2268
Who:
Sniper
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2263
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2258
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Demoman
Dummkopfs!
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2254
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Medic
*severe pain*
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2254
Who:
Scout
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2249
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Sniper
Go to the right!
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2247
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Pyro
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2243
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Medic
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2243
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2241
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Scout
Four!
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2239
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2239
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Spy
*gibberish*
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2236
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Demoman
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2231
Who:
Engineer
Bloody hell
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2223
Who:
Demoman
Let's go mates!
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2222
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Sniper
Let's have a go at it!
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2221
Who:
Sniper
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2220
Who:
Soldier
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2220
Who:
Soldier
Woo-ee!
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2218
Who:
Engineer
My flesh, it burns!
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2217
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2215
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Sniper
Spy!
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2213
Who:
Medic
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2213
Who:
Soldier
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2212
Who:
Sniper
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2212
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2210
Who:
Demoman
Danke Engineer!
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2210
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2205
Who:
Pyro
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2201
Who:
Soldier
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2199
Who:
Scout
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2196
Who:
Soldier
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2196
Who:
Spy
Bloody bogan
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2195
Who:
Sniper
Good job
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2194
Who:
Pyro
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2193
Who:
Soldier
Schweinhunds!
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2190
Who:
Medic
Run, cowards!
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2183
Who:
Heavy
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