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Thanks for the teleport
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2240
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Pyro
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2235
Who:
Soldier
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2234
Who:
Announcer
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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2233
Who:
Engineer
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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2232
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2229
Who:
Spy
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2228
Who:
Spy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2226
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Medic
Thank you, laborer!
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2220
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2215
Who:
Engineer
Dummkopfs!
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2215
Who:
Medic
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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2213
Who:
Sniper
That there was a fine piece of work
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2212
Who:
Engineer
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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2211
Who:
Engineer
You're a long way from France, boy!
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2211
Who:
Engineer
We need a sentry right here!
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2209
Who:
Engineer
Thank you!
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2209
Who:
Heavy
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2209
Who:
Announcer
Ohhhhh...
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2208
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Heavy
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2206
Who:
Sniper
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2206
Who:
Engineer
That Spy is an enemy!
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2205
Who:
Sniper
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2205
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Scout
Two!
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2203
Who:
Announcer
Nine!
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2203
Who:
Announcer
Bloody brilliant!
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2191
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Demoman
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2191
Who:
Engineer
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2190
Who:
Medic
Oh, what's up?
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2184
Who:
Scout
Pyro is Spy!
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2181
Who:
Heavy
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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2180
Who:
Soldier
Dagh
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2179
Who:
Medic
Need a sentry here!
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2178
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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2174
Who:
Scout
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2174
Who:
Soldier
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2173
Who:
Sniper
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2172
Who:
Announcer
Aagh!
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2163
Who:
Heavy
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2159
Who:
Medic
Nice shot
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2157
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Pyro
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2156
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2154
Who:
Heavy
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2154
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Soldier
A Spy!
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2150
Who:
Heavy
Now doctor, now!
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2150
Who:
Sniper
*burp*
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2148
Who:
Announcer
Get bloody goin!
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2146
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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2144
Who:
Heavy
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2140
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Announcer
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2140
Who:
Announcer
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2138
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Heavy
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2130
Who:
Announcer
Boo!
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2125
Who:
Medic
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2125
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Sniper
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2124
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Soldier
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2123
Who:
Soldier
Dummkopfs!
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2121
Who:
Medic
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2116
Who:
Sniper
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2115
Who:
Sniper
I love my ball!
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2112
Who:
Scout
*gibberish*
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2107
Who:
Demoman
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2101
Who:
Medic
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2098
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Spy
*severe pain*
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2089
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Pyro
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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2088
Who:
Scout
Let's have a go at it!
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2074
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Sniper
Spy!
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2072
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Medic
Your guns are for babies!
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2072
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Heavy
Danke Engineer!
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2068
Who:
Medic
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2067
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2061
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2057
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2057
Who:
Sniper
Go to the right!
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2054
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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2053
Who:
Spy
Bloody bogan
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2051
Who:
Sniper
Bloody hell
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2049
Who:
Demoman
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2046
Who:
Engineer
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2046
Who:
Soldier
Let's go mates!
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2043
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2042
Who:
Scout
Overtime!
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2038
Who:
Announcer
Four!
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2037
Who:
Announcer
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2037
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Soldier
No worries
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2036
Who:
Sniper
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2036
Who:
Soldier
Good job
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2034
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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2033
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2033
Who:
Soldier
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2030
Who:
Demoman
Run, cowards!
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2027
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Heavy
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2026
Who:
Soldier
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2026
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2024
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2018
Who:
Demoman
Charge me, doctor!
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2018
Who:
Sniper
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2017
Who:
Medic
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2017
Who:
Soldier
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2016
Who:
Soldier
Woo-ee!
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2015
Who:
Engineer
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