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Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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3062
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3059
Who:
Spy
Boom!
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3058
Who:
Heavy
Bwa-haha-hah!
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3057
Who:
Heavy
Six!
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3050
Who:
Announcer
Two!
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3039
Who:
Announcer
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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3036
Who:
Soldier
Keep it up lads!
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3030
Who:
Demoman
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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3028
Who:
Demoman
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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3028
Who:
Spy
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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3028
Who:
Engineer
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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3024
Who:
Soldier
Need a sentry here!
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3012
Who:
Pyro
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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3012
Who:
Engineer
Put sentry here
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3011
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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3009
Who:
Medic
Nice shot
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3009
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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3008
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Pyro
Oh please!
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2995
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Spy
Y'all about to have a real bad day
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2992
Who:
Engineer
Hyaaaa!
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2991
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Medic
Steady, steady...
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2991
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Sniper
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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2979
Who:
Soldier
Dummkopfs!
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2978
Who:
Medic
Nine!
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2971
Who:
Announcer
Pyro is Spy!
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2968
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Heavy
Help me capture!
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2965
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Pyro
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck!
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2965
Who:
Sniper
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2959
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Soldier
C'mon doc, do it!
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2957
Who:
Scout
Thanks for the teleport
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2954
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Pyro
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2954
Who:
Spy
*gasps in pain*
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2950
Who:
Spy
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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2947
Who:
Soldier
Bloody brilliant!
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2941
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2940
Who:
Scout
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2939
Who:
Spy
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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2937
Who:
Engineer
Hell, that was easy
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2935
Who:
Engineer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2934
Who:
Medic
Oh, what's up?
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2933
Who:
Scout
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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2929
Who:
Soldier
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2922
Who:
Announcer
Good work!
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2915
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Medic
You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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2913
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2912
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2912
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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2909
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Heavy
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2897
Who:
Medic
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2888
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Announcer
*burp*
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2888
Who:
Announcer
We need a sentry right here!
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2886
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2885
Who:
Demoman
Which one of you is crying?
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2876
Who:
Heavy
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2873
Who:
Heavy
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2869
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Soldier
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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2868
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Scout
I am amused by entire itsy-bitsy teeny-team!
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2867
Who:
Heavy
Dagh!
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2862
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Heavy
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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2862
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Soldier
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2861
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2858
Who:
Soldier
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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2855
Who:
Announcer
Incoming!
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2851
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2849
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2848
Who:
Sniper
Aw hell!
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2843
Who:
Engineer
Dagh
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2843
Who:
Medic
I am waiting!
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2839
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2837
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2835
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Pyro
New weapon!
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2833
Who:
Heavy
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2832
Who:
Sniper
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2830
Who:
Scout
I am on fire!
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2829
Who:
Medic
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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2819
Who:
Soldier
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2819
Who:
Engineer
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2815
Who:
Demoman
Let's have a go at it!
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2811
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2799
Who:
Scout
I promise you pain without end!
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2798
Who:
Heavy
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you!
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2797
Who:
Sniper
You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
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2797
Who:
Soldier
Schweinhunds!
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2796
Who:
Medic
Attention! Two minutes left in the mission! Two minutes left in the mission!
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2795
Who:
Announcer
Go to the right!
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2794
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Pyro
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2792
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Soldier
Get 'em, boyos!
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2788
Who:
Demoman
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2787
Who:
Scout
*hiss*
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2780
Who:
Spy
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2779
Who:
Scout
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
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2776
Who:
Medic
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2774
Who:
Announcer
Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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2773
Who:
Soldier
My flesh, it burns!
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2768
Who:
Heavy
Negatory!
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2765
Who:
Soldier
Spy!
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2755
Who:
Medic
Four!
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2754
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2749
Who:
Sniper
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2744
Who:
Soldier
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