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Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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Engineer
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2268
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Engineer
Keep it up lads!
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Demoman
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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11395
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Spy
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1899
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Engineer
Help!
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1748
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Demoman
Zwoosh!
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5027
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Scout
Did you forget about me?!
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4343
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Spy
Need help capping this point!
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751
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Soldier
To right!
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771
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Heavy
Top shelf!
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2676
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Spy
Help!
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1573
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Engineer
Get to the cart!
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696
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Announcer
Charge me!
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2378
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Heavy
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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1184
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Sniper
Yoink!
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926
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Scout
Spy around here!
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3366
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Engineer
You are... stupid!
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Medic
Punk!
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849
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Scout
That'll teach 'em!
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3401
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Demoman
On me, doc!
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731
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Engineer
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3785
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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2739
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Demoman
Augh...
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1316
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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2475
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Spy
To left!
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1005
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Heavy
No!
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4770
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Heavy
Wunderbar!
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4612
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Medic
Fire!
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1618
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Engineer
First blood!
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794
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Announcer
Medic!
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14083
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Soldier
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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1487
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Heavy
Augh!
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1190
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Scout
Augh... no
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4017
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Soldier
Spies... bloody useless!
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1842
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Sniper
What the hell was that crap?!
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Scout
I think not!
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10510
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Spy
I never really was on your side!
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10567
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Spy
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2481
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Soldier
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3852
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Scout
Some assistance, please!
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1579
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Spy
That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
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1183
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Sniper
My skill is wasted on this team
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Medic
Who wants some of this?
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870
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Scout
That wasn't so hard!
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755
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Sniper
G'day
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1399
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Sniper
Back to the drawing-board, genius!
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1016
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Sniper
I did all I could!
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1799
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Spy
Spy!
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3339
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Soldier
Let's do this!
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1112
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Scout
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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Spy
Aygh
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1237
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Medic
Ours now!
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2043
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Heavy
Now, doctor... now!
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8991
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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2520
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Scout
You're a maniac!
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744
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Announcer
Move out!
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801
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Soldier
Help me!
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1797
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Engineer
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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1925
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Engineer
We have taken the device!
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631
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Announcer
Oooh, I got all of that one!
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Scout
Thanks!
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1089
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Soldier
There ya go!
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986
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Sniper
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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1700
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Sniper
Help!
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3736
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Sniper
I hate doctors!
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2000
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Scout
No!
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9022
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Soldier
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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Soldier
Augh!
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1509
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Scout
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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5365
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Sniper
Return to freakin' sender!
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1046
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Scout
Come help me capture this!
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Spy
Oh...
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Spy
I require assistance!
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2743
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Medic
*gibberish*
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11402
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Demoman
Too slow!
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797
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Scout
*short laugh*
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1813
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Demoman
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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Demoman
*happy laugh*
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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1916
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Demoman
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8589
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Medic
Oh me mother Tilly
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Demoman
Charge me, doctor!
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2599
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Sniper
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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Heavy
Ohhhhh...
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Heavy
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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Scout
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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Announcer
Who will join me!?
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Spy
I'm burnin' up
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Engineer
Time to inform your next of kin!
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Soldier
Alert! The enemy has taken the Australium!
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Announcer
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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1204
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Sniper
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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Engineer
Excellent! We have launcher the rocket! We-
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714
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Announcer
Operation monkeynaut is go!
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Announcer
Gotcha, mumbles!
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781
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Engineer
Dominated, string-bean!
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968
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Engineer
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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Demoman
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