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2013
Who:
Medic
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2012
Who:
Medic
Hit charge!
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2010
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2005
Who:
Scout
My flesh, it burns!
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2004
Who:
Heavy
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2004
Who:
Heavy
Schweinhunds!
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2003
Who:
Medic
*gasps in pain*
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2000
Who:
Spy
Killing you is full time job now!
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1996
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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1990
Who:
Sniper
I am the Scout here!
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1990
Who:
Scout
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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1989
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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1985
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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1978
Who:
Demoman
Naturally
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1972
Who:
Spy
Is team time, doctor!
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1971
Who:
Heavy
Come, we fight like men!
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1970
Who:
Heavy
Thank you!
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1969
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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1968
Who:
Engineer
We must push little cart!
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1966
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1957
Who:
Scout
We have captured the center control point!
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1955
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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1949
Who:
Medic
Slap it now.
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1949
Who:
Spy
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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1940
Who:
Scout
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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1937
Who:
Heavy
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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1937
Who:
Engineer
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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1936
Who:
Announcer
Nice shot, camarade!
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1933
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1922
Who:
Pyro
Activate the charge, doctor!
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1919
Who:
Spy
Go on then doc!
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1918
Who:
Demoman
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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1918
Who:
Spy
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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1912
Who:
Sniper
Welcome to the dominationing!
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1906
Who:
Demoman
Dagh!
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1896
Who:
Heavy
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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1895
Who:
Announcer
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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1894
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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1889
Who:
Engineer
Danke, herr doctor!
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1886
Who:
Medic
Ka-bluey!
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1885
Who:
Demoman
Yeah!
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1884
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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1880
Who:
Scout
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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1878
Who:
Soldier
You must not fail this time!
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1875
Who:
Announcer
*hiss*
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1871
Who:
Spy
Much obliged, partner
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1859
Who:
Engineer
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
Listens:
1856
Who:
Demoman
Overtime!
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1855
Who:
Announcer
Move!
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1851
Who:
Spy
No, sir!
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1850
Who:
Soldier
Charge me!
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1846
Who:
Heavy
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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1837
Who:
Spy
Very well!
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1834
Who:
Heavy
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
Listens:
1834
Who:
Spy
Get 'em, boyos!
Listens:
1833
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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1831
Who:
Heavy
Soldier is Spy!
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1829
Who:
Heavy
Yes! We push cart back!
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1826
Who:
Heavy
You got blood on my suit!
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1825
Who:
Spy
Hit it doc!
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1812
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1809
Who:
Heavy
To the left!
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1807
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1804
Who:
Pyro
*sings*
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1804
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1801
Who:
Demoman
Teleporter down!
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1801
Who:
Engineer
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
Listens:
1792
Who:
Scout
No, no, no! The cart!
Listens:
1792
Who:
Scout
Not our finest moment!
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1789
Who:
Spy
Spy!
Listens:
1783
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
Listens:
1782
Who:
Pyro
*happy laugh*
Listens:
1779
Who:
Heavy
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
Listens:
1777
Who:
Engineer
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
Listens:
1776
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1775
Who:
Scout
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
Listens:
1774
Who:
Soldier
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
Listens:
1774
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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1769
Who:
Demoman
More rubble, less trouble!
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1769
Who:
Heavy
You must defend our intelligence!
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1767
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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1765
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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1764
Who:
Demoman
Yes!
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1763
Who:
Soldier
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
Listens:
1763
Who:
Heavy
Who touch my gun?
Listens:
1762
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
Listens:
1754
Who:
Engineer
Mission accomplished!
Listens:
1749
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1745
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1743
Who:
Demoman
Thank you, herr doctor!
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1743
Who:
Medic
The Medic is a Spy!
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1742
Who:
Spy
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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1742
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1740
Who:
Heavy
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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1738
Who:
Announcer
You're doin' good lad
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1737
Who:
Demoman
Help!
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1736
Who:
Scout
Didn't hurt!
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1736
Who:
Scout
Oh...
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1734
Who:
Soldier
You have got to be kidding!
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1733
Who:
Scout
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