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You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2207
Who:
Soldier
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2200
Who:
Medic
I require assistance!
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2197
Who:
Medic
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2197
Who:
Medic
Overtime!
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2193
Who:
Announcer
Your guns are for babies!
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2191
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2178
Who:
Medic
Charge me, doctor!
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2177
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2167
Who:
Engineer
No worries
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2162
Who:
Sniper
Hit charge!
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2153
Who:
Heavy
Dagh!
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2149
Who:
Heavy
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2148
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Heavy
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2147
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2139
Who:
Pyro
Slap it now.
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2139
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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2131
Who:
Sniper
Killing you is full time job now!
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2131
Who:
Heavy
*hiss*
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2123
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Spy
We have captured the center control point!
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2122
Who:
Announcer
Yeah!
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2120
Who:
Scout
Come, we fight like men!
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2113
Who:
Heavy
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2113
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2111
Who:
Demoman
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2105
Who:
Demoman
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2100
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Announcer
Medic!
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2098
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2097
Who:
Engineer
Is team time, doctor!
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2093
Who:
Heavy
Go on then doc!
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2083
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Demoman
We must push little cart!
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2083
Who:
Heavy
Naturally
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2081
Who:
Spy
Thank you!
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2079
Who:
Heavy
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2073
Who:
Heavy
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2068
Who:
Spy
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2063
Who:
Engineer
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2060
Who:
Soldier
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2059
Who:
Announcer
Nice shot, camarade!
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2058
Who:
Medic
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2047
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2044
Who:
Heavy
You must not fail this time!
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2039
Who:
Announcer
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2038
Who:
Sniper
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2033
Who:
Spy
Soldier is Spy!
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2022
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2020
Who:
Heavy
Ka-bluey!
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2013
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2007
Who:
Demoman
No, no, no! The cart!
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2006
Who:
Scout
Overtime!
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2004
Who:
Announcer
Charge me!
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1998
Who:
Heavy
No, sir!
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1998
Who:
Soldier
Danke, herr doctor!
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1996
Who:
Medic
Welcome to the dominationing!
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1996
Who:
Demoman
To the left!
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1995
Who:
Pyro
Much obliged, partner
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1994
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1993
Who:
Pyro
Hit it doc!
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1992
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1988
Who:
Pyro
Spy!
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1985
Who:
Sniper
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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1983
Who:
Spy
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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1981
Who:
Spy
You got blood on my suit!
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1978
Who:
Spy
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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1976
Who:
Demoman
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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1976
Who:
Spy
Very well!
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1975
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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1975
Who:
Demoman
Get 'em, boyos!
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1973
Who:
Demoman
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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1973
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1971
Who:
Scout
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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1968
Who:
Scout
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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1967
Who:
Soldier
*gasps in pain*
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1966
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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1964
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1959
Who:
Demoman
Denied!
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1953
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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1952
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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1952
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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1952
Who:
Heavy
Yes! We push cart back!
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1951
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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1947
Who:
Scout
Move!
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1947
Who:
Spy
Teleporter down!
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1946
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1946
Who:
Soldier
You must defend our intelligence!
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1945
Who:
Announcer
Help!
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1944
Who:
Scout
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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1937
Who:
Announcer
I am waiting!
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1936
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1935
Who:
Engineer
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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1935
Who:
Sniper
*sings*
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1932
Who:
Heavy
Not our finest moment!
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1924
Who:
Spy
Who touch my gun?
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1923
Who:
Heavy
You're doin' good lad
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1921
Who:
Demoman
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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1921
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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1918
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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1915
Who:
Heavy
Aw hell!
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1908
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1908
Who:
Pyro
Oh...
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1908
Who:
Soldier
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