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*sharp pain*
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2736
Who:
Demoman
Negatory!
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2736
Who:
Soldier
A Spy!
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2730
Who:
Heavy
That Spy is an enemy!
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2727
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2725
Who:
Engineer
We must push little cart!
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2721
Who:
Heavy
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2717
Who:
Soldier
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2714
Who:
Engineer
Yeah!
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2709
Who:
Scout
Now doctor, now!
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2705
Who:
Sniper
Let this be lesson for you!
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2701
Who:
Heavy
Bloody bogan
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2700
Who:
Sniper
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2697
Who:
Sniper
Good job
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2696
Who:
Pyro
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2696
Who:
Sniper
Run, cowards!
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2695
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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2688
Who:
Scout
Let's go mates!
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2688
Who:
Sniper
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2682
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2681
Who:
Soldier
Thank you!
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2680
Who:
Heavy
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2678
Who:
Announcer
Get bloody goin!
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2676
Who:
Sniper
Top shelf!
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2674
Who:
Spy
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2673
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2667
Who:
Demoman
Yes!
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2667
Who:
Soldier
*gasps in pain*
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2666
Who:
Spy
Overtime!
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2661
Who:
Announcer
Prego!
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2661
Who:
Spy
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2661
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2657
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2657
Who:
Pyro
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2655
Who:
Medic
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2653
Who:
Medic
Danke Engineer!
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2649
Who:
Medic
Play ball!
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2647
Who:
Scout
Thank you, laborer!
Listens:
2640
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2637
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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2635
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2634
Who:
Scout
I am the Scout here!
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2633
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2610
Who:
Demoman
Kill 'em all!
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2608
Who:
Demoman
Thank you!
Listens:
2600
Who:
Heavy
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
Listens:
2597
Who:
Demoman
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
Listens:
2597
Who:
Soldier
Charge me, doctor!
Listens:
2596
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2595
Who:
Medic
No, sir!
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2594
Who:
Soldier
Yes!
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2591
Who:
Demoman
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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2586
Who:
Spy
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2582
Who:
Spy
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
Listens:
2582
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2578
Who:
Heavy
Your guns are for babies!
Listens:
2578
Who:
Heavy
Come, we fight like men!
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2577
Who:
Heavy
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2559
Who:
Heavy
Oh...
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2557
Who:
Soldier
We have captured the center control point!
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2551
Who:
Announcer
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2551
Who:
Demoman
Slap it now.
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2550
Who:
Spy
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2546
Who:
Soldier
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2544
Who:
Spy
Overtime!
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2543
Who:
Announcer
Go on then doc!
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2542
Who:
Demoman
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2542
Who:
Medic
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2538
Who:
Announcer
Naturally
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2537
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2535
Who:
Pyro
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2534
Who:
Scout
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2527
Who:
Announcer
Hit charge!
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2525
Who:
Heavy
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2524
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2523
Who:
Pyro
*gibberish*
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2523
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2519
Who:
Scout
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2515
Who:
Demoman
Soldier is Spy!
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2504
Who:
Heavy
No worries
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2500
Who:
Sniper
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2500
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2499
Who:
Demoman
You got blood on my suit!
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2498
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2493
Who:
Pyro
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2487
Who:
Spy
Killing you is full time job now!
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2484
Who:
Heavy
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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2476
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2472
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
Listens:
2472
Who:
Spy
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2472
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2463
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2460
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
Listens:
2459
Who:
Engineer
To the left!
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2456
Who:
Pyro
You and me, hoss!
Listens:
2455
Who:
Engineer
Spy!
Listens:
2453
Who:
Sniper
Teleporter down!
Listens:
2452
Who:
Engineer
Help!
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2451
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2447
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
Listens:
2443
Who:
Demoman
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