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Danke Engineer!
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2263
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Medic
Bloody bogan
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2263
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Sniper
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2262
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Scout
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2256
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Medic
I am the Scout here!
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2254
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Scout
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2237
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Medic
Your guns are for babies!
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2235
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Heavy
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2223
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Engineer
Charge me, doctor!
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2218
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Sniper
*hiss*
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2217
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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2216
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Pyro
Dagh!
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2208
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Heavy
Slap it now.
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2203
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Spy
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2198
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Heavy
Hit charge!
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2196
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Heavy
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2196
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Demoman
*happy laugh*
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2194
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Sniper
No worries
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2189
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2188
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Engineer
Naturally
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2183
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Spy
Yeah!
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2180
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Scout
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2176
Who:
Announcer
Killing you is full time job now!
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2173
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2167
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Demoman
Medic!
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2164
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Scout
We have captured the center control point!
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2161
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Announcer
We must push little cart!
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2144
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Heavy
Go on then doc!
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2141
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Demoman
Come, we fight like men!
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2141
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Heavy
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2140
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Demoman
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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2138
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Soldier
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2137
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Scout
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2130
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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2125
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Heavy
Is team time, doctor!
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2120
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Heavy
Thank you!
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2114
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Heavy
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2114
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2111
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Demoman
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2110
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Demoman
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2109
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Heavy
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2108
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Soldier
No, sir!
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2100
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Soldier
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2097
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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2095
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Pyro
Nice shot, camarade!
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2092
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Medic
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2091
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Spy
No, no, no! The cart!
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2088
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2081
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2080
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Pyro
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2076
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Sniper
You must not fail this time!
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2075
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Announcer
To the left!
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2074
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Pyro
Overtime!
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2072
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Announcer
*gasps in pain*
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2070
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Spy
Soldier is Spy!
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2068
Who:
Heavy
Denied!
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2066
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Scout
Hit it doc!
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2065
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2057
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Soldier
Get 'em, boyos!
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2055
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2054
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Demoman
Spy!
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2054
Who:
Sniper
Ka-bluey!
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2053
Who:
Demoman
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2052
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Spy
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2051
Who:
Spy
Charge me!
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2048
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Heavy
You got blood on my suit!
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2044
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Spy
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2043
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Soldier
Yes!
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2041
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Soldier
I am waiting!
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2035
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Spy
Danke, herr doctor!
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2032
Who:
Medic
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2031
Who:
Demoman
Much obliged, partner
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2029
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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2028
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2027
Who:
Engineer
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2027
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2023
Who:
Sniper
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2023
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Announcer
You're doin' good lad
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2021
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Demoman
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2020
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Spy
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2019
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Demoman
Yes!
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2018
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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2018
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Engineer
Help!
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2017
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2015
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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2015
Who:
Demoman
Very well!
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2014
Who:
Heavy
Move!
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2008
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Spy
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2003
Who:
Scout
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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2001
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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1999
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Scout
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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1994
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1991
Who:
Pyro
Who touch my gun?
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1989
Who:
Heavy
Yes! We push cart back!
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1987
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Heavy
You must defend our intelligence!
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1984
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Announcer
Teleporter down!
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1983
Who:
Engineer
Not our finest moment!
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1980
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Spy
*severe pain*
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1979
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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1979
Who:
Spy
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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1972
Who:
Heavy
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