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Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2021
Who:
Medic
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2021
Who:
Medic
Hit charge!
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2019
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2017
Who:
Scout
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2016
Who:
Heavy
My flesh, it burns!
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2015
Who:
Heavy
*gasps in pain*
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2015
Who:
Spy
Schweinhunds!
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2012
Who:
Medic
Killing you is full time job now!
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2007
Who:
Heavy
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2006
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2006
Who:
Scout
I am the Scout here!
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2006
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1998
Who:
Pyro
*happy laugh*
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1998
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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1995
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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1988
Who:
Demoman
Naturally
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1981
Who:
Spy
Is team time, doctor!
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1978
Who:
Heavy
Come, we fight like men!
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1974
Who:
Heavy
Thank you!
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1973
Who:
Heavy
We must push little cart!
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1973
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1963
Who:
Medic
We have captured the center control point!
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1962
Who:
Announcer
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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1956
Who:
Scout
Slap it now.
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1956
Who:
Spy
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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1953
Who:
Engineer
Nice shot, camarade!
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1943
Who:
Medic
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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1943
Who:
Heavy
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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1943
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1934
Who:
Pyro
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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1927
Who:
Sniper
Activate the charge, doctor!
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1926
Who:
Spy
Go on then doc!
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1925
Who:
Demoman
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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1921
Who:
Spy
Welcome to the dominationing!
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1911
Who:
Demoman
Dagh!
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1909
Who:
Heavy
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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1909
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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1906
Who:
Engineer
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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1906
Who:
Announcer
*hiss*
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1898
Who:
Spy
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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1898
Who:
Soldier
Danke, herr doctor!
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1895
Who:
Medic
Ka-bluey!
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1894
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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1894
Who:
Scout
Yeah!
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1891
Who:
Scout
You must not fail this time!
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1883
Who:
Announcer
Overtime!
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1868
Who:
Announcer
Much obliged, partner
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1867
Who:
Engineer
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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1865
Who:
Demoman
Charge me!
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1862
Who:
Heavy
No, sir!
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1858
Who:
Soldier
Move!
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1856
Who:
Spy
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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1848
Who:
Spy
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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1847
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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1844
Who:
Heavy
Very well!
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1843
Who:
Heavy
Soldier is Spy!
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1840
Who:
Heavy
Get 'em, boyos!
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1839
Who:
Demoman
Yes! We push cart back!
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1837
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1831
Who:
Demoman
You got blood on my suit!
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1831
Who:
Spy
To the left!
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1829
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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1826
Who:
Heavy
Hit it doc!
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1823
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1820
Who:
Pyro
Teleporter down!
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1817
Who:
Engineer
*sings*
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1812
Who:
Heavy
No, no, no! The cart!
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1809
Who:
Scout
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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1807
Who:
Scout
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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1799
Who:
Spy
Not our finest moment!
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1795
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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1794
Who:
Pyro
Yes!
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1794
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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1792
Who:
Heavy
Spy!
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1792
Who:
Sniper
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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1788
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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1787
Who:
Demoman
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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1786
Who:
Engineer
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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1784
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1781
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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1777
Who:
Heavy
You must defend our intelligence!
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1776
Who:
Announcer
More rubble, less trouble!
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1776
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1775
Who:
Engineer
*gibberish*
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1775
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1773
Who:
Demoman
Who touch my gun?
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1773
Who:
Heavy
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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1771
Who:
Heavy
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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1764
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1756
Who:
Engineer
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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1754
Who:
Sniper
Mission accomplished!
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1754
Who:
Spy
Didn't hurt!
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1753
Who:
Scout
You have got to be kidding!
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1752
Who:
Scout
Help!
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1752
Who:
Scout
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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1752
Who:
Heavy
The Medic is a Spy!
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1751
Who:
Spy
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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1750
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1749
Who:
Heavy
Oh...
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1749
Who:
Soldier
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