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That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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1733
Who:
Sniper
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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1732
Who:
Scout
Your team is dead, good luck!
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1731
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1729
Who:
Pyro
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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1727
Who:
Heavy
Sweet!
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1725
Who:
Scout
Thanks, paly!
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1724
Who:
Scout
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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1724
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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1722
Who:
Soldier
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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1722
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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1720
Who:
Scout
Magnificent!
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1719
Who:
Spy
I am waiting!
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1717
Who:
Spy
Play ball!
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1716
Who:
Scout
Denied!
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1716
Who:
Scout
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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1712
Who:
Engineer
Security Alert!
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1710
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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1710
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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1707
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Spy
Hey, look at me ma!
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1705
Who:
Scout
Happy trails, laborer!
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1704
Who:
Spy
Howdy, partner!
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1703
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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1703
Who:
Soldier
Oh please!
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1698
Who:
Spy
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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1697
Who:
Demoman
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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1696
Who:
Spy
Now, doctor!
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1693
Who:
Heavy
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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1693
Who:
Announcer
*gasps in pain*
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1688
Who:
Spy
Seven!
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1685
Who:
Announcer
Top shelf!
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1684
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1682
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1680
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Soldier
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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1680
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1679
Who:
Sniper
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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1678
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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1677
Who:
Demoman
That Spy is an enemy!
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1677
Who:
Spy
That didn't hurt!
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1675
Who:
Scout
Kill 'em all!
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1673
Who:
Demoman
Alright!
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1668
Who:
Sniper
You prancin' show-ponies
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1666
Who:
Sniper
I kill many cowards for that
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1662
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1660
Who:
Pyro
Aw hell!
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1657
Who:
Engineer
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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1656
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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1655
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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1654
Who:
Heavy
Crikey!
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1651
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*!
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1650
Who:
Medic
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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1650
Who:
Announcer
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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1646
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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1640
Who:
Spy
I merely finished what your liver started!
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1639
Who:
Spy
Job well done!
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1636
Who:
Engineer
Prego!
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1636
Who:
Spy
I need some dog-gone help!
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1635
Who:
Engineer
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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1632
Who:
Soldier
You're all bloody dead!
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1624
Who:
Demoman
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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1620
Who:
Scout
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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1620
Who:
Spy
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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1617
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1616
Who:
Engineer
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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1615
Who:
Demoman
You, baby, crawl to point!
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1615
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1615
Who:
Pyro
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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1615
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1614
Who:
Scout
Hit me, I dare you!
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1612
Who:
Heavy
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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1612
Who:
Scout
Yo, incoming!
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1608
Who:
Scout
Stupid bloody spies
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1608
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1604
Who:
Engineer
Good job, everyone!
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1603
Who:
Heavy
Eight!
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1600
Who:
Announcer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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1599
Who:
Spy
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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1598
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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1595
Who:
Scout
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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1590
Who:
Sniper
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1588
Who:
Medic
Medic!
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1588
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*!
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1586
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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1586
Who:
Medic
Here I come!
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1583
Who:
Heavy
We make good team!
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1576
Who:
Heavy
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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1576
Who:
Scout
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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1572
Who:
Soldier
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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1571
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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1571
Who:
Soldier
Oh yeah!
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1571
Who:
Soldier
I have planned for you! More pain!
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1571
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1566
Who:
Pyro
Excellent!
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1565
Who:
Spy
Move!
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1562
Who:
Heavy
You are an amateur and a fool!
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1561
Who:
Spy
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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1557
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1557
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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1553
Who:
Soldier
Spy among us...
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1553
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1553
Who:
Spy
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