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*evil laugh*
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1974
Who:
Heavy
Oh...
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1972
Who:
Soldier
*sings*
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1962
Who:
Heavy
Aw hell!
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1958
Who:
Engineer
That Spy is an enemy!
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1958
Who:
Spy
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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1957
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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1956
Who:
Scout
Play ball!
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1952
Who:
Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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1951
Who:
Spy
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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1949
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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1948
Who:
Pyro
Magnificent!
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1946
Who:
Spy
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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1945
Who:
Engineer
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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1944
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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1943
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1939
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1938
Who:
Heavy
You have got to be kidding!
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1935
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1935
Who:
Scout
Thanks, paly!
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1935
Who:
Scout
Kill 'em all!
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1933
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1931
Who:
Soldier
Top shelf!
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1930
Who:
Spy
Didn't hurt!
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1927
Who:
Scout
Mission accomplished!
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1925
Who:
Spy
Security Alert!
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1921
Who:
Announcer
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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1918
Who:
Engineer
Seven!
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1912
Who:
Announcer
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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1911
Who:
Spy
Your team is dead, good luck!
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1909
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1907
Who:
Engineer
More rubble, less trouble!
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1905
Who:
Heavy
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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1904
Who:
Scout
Prego!
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1903
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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1901
Who:
Pyro
Sweet!
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1900
Who:
Scout
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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1898
Who:
Heavy
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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1892
Who:
Demoman
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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1891
Who:
Soldier
Steady, steady...
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1890
Who:
Sniper
That didn't hurt!
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1887
Who:
Scout
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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1885
Who:
Heavy
Hey, look at me ma!
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1884
Who:
Scout
Howdy, partner!
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1884
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1883
Who:
Spy
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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1882
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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1882
Who:
Demoman
Now, doctor!
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1879
Who:
Heavy
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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1879
Who:
Spy
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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1874
Who:
Announcer
I kill many cowards for that
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1873
Who:
Heavy
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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1869
Who:
Demoman
Thank you, herr doctor!
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1866
Who:
Medic
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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1863
Who:
Soldier
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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1860
Who:
Scout
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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1859
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*!
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1854
Who:
Medic
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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1854
Who:
Spy
Oh please!
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1853
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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1852
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1845
Who:
Medic
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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1844
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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1842
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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1841
Who:
Heavy
Eight!
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1839
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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1838
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1836
Who:
Demoman
Job well done!
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1836
Who:
Engineer
*gasps in pain*
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1836
Who:
Spy
Happy trails, laborer!
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1831
Who:
Spy
The Heavy is a Spy!
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1829
Who:
Spy
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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1825
Who:
Announcer
You're all bloody dead!
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1821
Who:
Demoman
You, baby, crawl to point!
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1820
Who:
Heavy
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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1818
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1812
Who:
Pyro
I need some dog-gone help!
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1811
Who:
Engineer
I merely finished what your liver started!
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1810
Who:
Spy
Crikey!
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1808
Who:
Sniper
Never, never, make me angry!
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1805
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1802
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1798
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1796
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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1796
Who:
Pyro
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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1796
Who:
Scout
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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1795
Who:
Soldier
You prancin' show-ponies
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1794
Who:
Sniper
Spy among us...
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1793
Who:
Spy
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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1793
Who:
Sniper
Alright!
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1792
Who:
Sniper
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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1787
Who:
Soldier
You are an amateur and a fool!
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1786
Who:
Spy
Move!
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1785
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1785
Who:
Spy
I have planned for you! More pain!
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1785
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1783
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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1781
Who:
Engineer
Hit me, I dare you!
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1780
Who:
Heavy
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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1775
Who:
Soldier
Yo, incoming!
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1771
Who:
Scout
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