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Play ball!
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1906
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1903
Who:
Sniper
Magnificent!
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1903
Who:
Spy
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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1902
Who:
Soldier
That Spy is an enemy!
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1900
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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1899
Who:
Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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1899
Who:
Spy
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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1892
Who:
Engineer
You have got to be kidding!
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1891
Who:
Scout
Thanks, paly!
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1888
Who:
Scout
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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1887
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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1881
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1879
Who:
Heavy
Your team is dead, good luck!
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1877
Who:
Announcer
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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1874
Who:
Engineer
Mission accomplished!
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1873
Who:
Spy
Didn't hurt!
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1868
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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1866
Who:
Demoman
More rubble, less trouble!
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1866
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1864
Who:
Scout
Kill 'em all!
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1860
Who:
Demoman
Seven!
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1859
Who:
Announcer
Sweet!
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1857
Who:
Scout
I am most dangerous man in history of world!
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1857
Who:
Heavy
Security Alert!
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1855
Who:
Announcer
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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1854
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1853
Who:
Scout
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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1850
Who:
Announcer
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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1849
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1849
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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1848
Who:
Soldier
Hey, look at me ma!
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1846
Who:
Scout
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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1844
Who:
Demoman
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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1842
Who:
Spy
Now, doctor!
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1841
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1841
Who:
Scout
Howdy, partner!
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1836
Who:
Spy
Thank you, herr doctor!
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1835
Who:
Medic
Prego!
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1833
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1830
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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1830
Who:
Soldier
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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1829
Who:
Demoman
I kill many cowards for that
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1829
Who:
Heavy
That didn't hurt!
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1827
Who:
Scout
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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1827
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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1826
Who:
Demoman
Top shelf!
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1817
Who:
Spy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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1816
Who:
Soldier
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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1816
Who:
Spy
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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1815
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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1813
Who:
Spy
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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1813
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1809
Who:
Pyro
Incoming!
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1806
Who:
Heavy
Oh please!
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1803
Who:
Spy
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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1803
Who:
Soldier
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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1802
Who:
Spy
Happy trails, laborer!
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1801
Who:
Spy
Job well done!
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1798
Who:
Engineer
Eight!
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1795
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*!
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1795
Who:
Medic
Steady, steady...
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1795
Who:
Sniper
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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1792
Who:
Announcer
I need some dog-gone help!
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1789
Who:
Engineer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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1787
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1784
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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1784
Who:
Spy
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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1780
Who:
Spy
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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1775
Who:
Scout
I merely finished what your liver started!
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1771
Who:
Spy
You're all bloody dead!
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1770
Who:
Demoman
*gasps in pain*
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1770
Who:
Spy
You, baby, crawl to point!
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1768
Who:
Heavy
Alright!
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1767
Who:
Sniper
Crikey!
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1765
Who:
Sniper
You prancin' show-ponies
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1765
Who:
Sniper
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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1764
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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1760
Who:
Soldier
Never, never, make me angry!
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1759
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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1757
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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1754
Who:
Medic
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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1749
Who:
Scout
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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1748
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1746
Who:
Engineer
Yo, incoming!
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1745
Who:
Scout
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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1740
Who:
Soldier
I have planned for you! More pain!
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1740
Who:
Heavy
Hit me, I dare you!
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1736
Who:
Heavy
Spy among us...
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1731
Who:
Spy
You are an amateur and a fool!
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1731
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1729
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1728
Who:
Pyro
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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1727
Who:
Sniper
Stupid bloody spies
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1724
Who:
Sniper
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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1723
Who:
Scout
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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1722
Who:
Scout
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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1720
Who:
Sniper
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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1719
Who:
Soldier
You wimps suck!
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1718
Who:
Scout
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1717
Who:
Medic
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