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*sharp pain*
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2443
Who:
Demoman
Very well!
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2442
Who:
Heavy
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2441
Who:
Heavy
Ka-bluey!
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2439
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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2435
Who:
Demoman
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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2435
Who:
Scout
*sings*
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2432
Who:
Heavy
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2430
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2428
Who:
Scout
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2424
Who:
Spy
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2420
Who:
Sniper
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2416
Who:
Heavy
Didn't hurt!
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2404
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2403
Who:
Sniper
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2400
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2400
Who:
Engineer
Yes!
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2400
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2399
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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2398
Who:
Demoman
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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2396
Who:
Sniper
Nice shot, camarade!
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2390
Who:
Medic
Crikey!
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2384
Who:
Sniper
You must not fail this time!
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2382
Who:
Announcer
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2382
Who:
Scout
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2380
Who:
Engineer
Good shot!
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2379
Who:
Heavy
Is team time, doctor!
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2379
Who:
Heavy
Charge me!
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2378
Who:
Heavy
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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2377
Who:
Soldier
Move!
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2376
Who:
Spy
Much obliged, partner
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2373
Who:
Engineer
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2373
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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2372
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2368
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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2364
Who:
Spy
Security Alert!
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2363
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2363
Who:
Pyro
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2351
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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2347
Who:
Soldier
That didn't hurt!
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2347
Who:
Scout
You have got to be kidding!
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2346
Who:
Scout
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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2343
Who:
Demoman
Yes! We push cart back!
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2343
Who:
Heavy
Who touch my gun?
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2335
Who:
Heavy
*gasps in pain*
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2334
Who:
Spy
Thanks, paly!
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2332
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2332
Who:
Soldier
Magnificent!
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2331
Who:
Spy
Move! schnell!
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2327
Who:
Medic
Danke, herr doctor!
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2323
Who:
Medic
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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2323
Who:
Demoman
You must defend our intelligence!
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2319
Who:
Announcer
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2306
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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2306
Who:
Engineer
You wimps suck!
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2302
Who:
Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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2301
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2291
Who:
Pyro
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2291
Who:
Demoman
Mission accomplished!
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2291
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2289
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2284
Who:
Pyro
Preposterous!
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2282
Who:
Spy
Not our finest moment!
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2281
Who:
Spy
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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2277
Who:
Scout
That Spy is an enemy!
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2274
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2272
Who:
Pyro
*sharp pain*
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2268
Who:
Engineer
*hawk* *spit*
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2263
Who:
Sniper
Augh!
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2261
Who:
Heavy
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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2259
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2251
Who:
Demoman
No!
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2247
Who:
Scout
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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2247
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo!
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2245
Who:
Engineer
Get on the point, wanker!
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2244
Who:
Sniper
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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2243
Who:
Spy
Howdy, partner!
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2241
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*!
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2235
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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2234
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2234
Who:
Soldier
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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2232
Who:
Scout
Hey, look at me ma!
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2231
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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2227
Who:
Spy
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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2227
Who:
Soldier
Seven!
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2225
Who:
Announcer
Aye!
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2218
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2218
Who:
Engineer
Sweet!
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2216
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2215
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2211
Who:
Scout
Your team is dead, good luck!
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2208
Who:
Announcer
Now, doctor!
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2205
Who:
Heavy
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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2202
Who:
Sniper
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2200
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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2196
Who:
Heavy
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2195
Who:
Spy
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2189
Who:
Spy
I need some dog-gone help!
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2182
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2182
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
Listens:
2181
Who:
Spy
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