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Magnificent!
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1769
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Spy
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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1769
Who:
Spy
Mission accomplished!
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1767
Who:
Spy
Your team is dead, good luck!
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1765
Who:
Announcer
Thank you, herr doctor!
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1761
Who:
Medic
Thanks, paly!
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1761
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1760
Who:
Pyro
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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1759
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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1758
Who:
Scout
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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1757
Who:
Heavy
I am waiting!
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1756
Who:
Spy
Play ball!
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1754
Who:
Scout
Sweet!
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1752
Who:
Scout
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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1751
Who:
Soldier
Denied!
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1750
Who:
Scout
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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1749
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1744
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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1742
Who:
Scout
Security Alert!
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1741
Who:
Announcer
Hey, look at me ma!
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1740
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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1738
Who:
Spy
Oh please!
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1730
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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1730
Who:
Soldier
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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1729
Who:
Spy
Happy trails, laborer!
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1728
Who:
Spy
*gasps in pain*
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1727
Who:
Spy
Howdy, partner!
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1725
Who:
Spy
Now, doctor!
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1724
Who:
Heavy
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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1722
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Announcer
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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1720
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Demoman
Seven!
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1718
Who:
Announcer
That didn't hurt!
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1717
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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1715
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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1715
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Soldier
The best man won you bomb-throwing drunk!
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1713
Who:
Scout
Kill 'em all!
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1710
Who:
Demoman
That Spy is an enemy!
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1707
Who:
Spy
Top shelf!
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1706
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1702
Who:
Demoman
You prancin' show-ponies
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1699
Who:
Sniper
I kill many cowards for that
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1698
Who:
Heavy
Aw hell!
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1693
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1692
Who:
Pyro
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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1690
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*!
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1690
Who:
Medic
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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1687
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1685
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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1684
Who:
Heavy
I need some dog-gone help!
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1681
Who:
Engineer
Alright!
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1680
Who:
Sniper
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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1678
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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1675
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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1674
Who:
Demoman
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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1674
Who:
Soldier
Job well done!
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1670
Who:
Engineer
Crikey!
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1670
Who:
Sniper
Prego!
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1669
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Spy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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1667
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Soldier
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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1667
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Scout
I merely finished what your liver started!
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1664
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Spy
You're all bloody dead!
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1660
Who:
Demoman
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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1658
Who:
Scout
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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1657
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1654
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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1653
Who:
Pyro
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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1653
Who:
Spy
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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1649
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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1646
Who:
Scout
Yo, incoming!
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1645
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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1644
Who:
Spy
You, baby, crawl to point!
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1643
Who:
Heavy
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon
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1640
Who:
Sniper
Eight!
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1639
Who:
Announcer
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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1634
Who:
Soldier
I have planned for you! More pain!
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1631
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1629
Who:
Engineer
Stupid bloody spies
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1629
Who:
Sniper
Hit me, I dare you!
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1627
Who:
Heavy
Good job, everyone!
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1622
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1618
Who:
Scout
The Heavy is a Spy!
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1616
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*!
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1613
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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1612
Who:
Medic
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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1612
Who:
Soldier
Ain't so hard now are you, fat-cakes?
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1611
Who:
Scout
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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1609
Who:
Sniper
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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1609
Who:
Scout
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1607
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Medic
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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1601
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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1600
Who:
Soldier
Oh yeah!
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1599
Who:
Soldier
Here I come!
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1598
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1594
Who:
Pyro
You are an amateur and a fool!
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1594
Who:
Spy
We make good team!
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1593
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Heavy
Move!
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1590
Who:
Heavy
Spy among us...
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1590
Who:
Spy
Excellent!
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1589
Who:
Spy
*hawk* *spit*
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1588
Who:
Sniper
Bombs away!
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1588
Who:
Sniper
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