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Sentry ahead!
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Soldier
Oh no!
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46455
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Heavy
That Heavy is a Spy!
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Engineer
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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Medic
*short laugh*
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1874
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Spy
Phew!
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1039
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Soldier
Amazing, camarade!
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1302
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Medic
Dominated, you mushed-mouth freak!
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1024
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Spy
Thanks!
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834
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Soldier
Thanks for the teleporter!
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630
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Soldier
Boo!
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10098
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Engineer
Yeah, let's go to the right!
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631
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Scout
Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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1689
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Heavy
Move these machines up!
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797
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Spy
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
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Medic
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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1304
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Scout
Agh!
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974
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Spy
Help me!
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4281
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Pyro
*evil laugh*
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2755
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Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2538
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Heavy
Sentry right up ahead!
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1403
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Engineer
Gah!
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1206
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1444
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Sniper
Move!
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1784
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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Demoman
Move that gear up!
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600
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Sniper
I'll put it in my trophy room with my others!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2381
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Scout
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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Spy
You are a coward and a scoundrel!
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740
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Engineer
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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Scout
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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4756
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Soldier
Look at me, ma!
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Scout
Don't test my mettle, son!
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Engineer
Well, that was a real bloody routin'!
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851
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Sniper
Go right!
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599
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Scout
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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Heavy
Alright, alright!
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705
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Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3080
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Scout
Follow me, doc!
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593
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Scout
*long laugh*
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43847
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Pyro
Looks like that there just wern't the place ya oughta be standing!
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830
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Engineer
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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Soldier
Need a sentry here!
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639
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Sniper
Nah
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9575
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Sniper
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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35899
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Spy
Danke Engineer!
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2263
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Medic
Peek-a-boo!
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9034
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Spy
Don't go meddlin' in my business!
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629
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Engineer
This is unnacceptable!
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4426
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Medic
Хорошо!
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Heavy
It's all up to you now!
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588
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Announcer
Dominated, eyepatch!
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666
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Engineer
Stupendous!
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814
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Medic
First blood!
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545
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Announcer
Seize the control points!
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533
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Announcer
Yeah!
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763
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Scout
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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Sniper
Did you forget about me?!
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Spy
Gotcha, stretch!
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590
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Engineer
Piece of piss
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3410
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Sniper
Weak!
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1173
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Scout
They got a sentry up there!
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839
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Scout
More defense required here!
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694
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Spy
Sir, yes sir!
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1591
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Soldier
Yeah yeah yeah!
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602
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Scout
Yeah!
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Scout
Boo!
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Medic
Incoming!
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Pyro
I love my ball!
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Scout
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Pyro
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
Damnit boys!
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Soldier
We are about to launch the rocket!
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528
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Announcer
Oktoberfest!
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Medic
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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Soldier
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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Scout
Overtime!
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2073
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Announcer
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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Heavy
I healed the man who will kill you!
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Medic
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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5553
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Spy
Oh I love this!
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Announcer
Alright!
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Scout
Go! Go! Push the cart!
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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3876
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Scout
We lose, but they do not win?
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Heavy
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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Soldier
Nice shot!
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Heavy
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Demoman
Take that, you quack!
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Sniper
Pow!
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4076
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Engineer
Fire!
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3536
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Pyro
Bugger!
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1164
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Sniper
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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Demoman
Ahem...
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1482
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Spy
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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Soldier
You died as you lived, running away!
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Spy
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