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Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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Demoman
I need some help holdin' them off!
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Demoman
Gah!
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Sniper
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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Soldier
*screams*
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Spy
I'm dyin' here!
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Scout
Head left!
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Demoman
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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Heavy
Slap my hand.
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Spy
Howdy, partner!
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Spy
Yeah, that's right!
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Scout
Doctor!
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Spy
Speek up next time, boy!
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Engineer
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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Demoman
That's what it was made for!
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Engineer
*spit*
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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Scout
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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Engineer
Start fighting now!
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Announcer
You ladies should-oughtta brought some men with you
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Engineer
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Pyro
Ahem...
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Spy
Crikey!
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Sniper
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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Sentry just ahead!
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Spy
Bap!
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Engineer
Help! Now!
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Heavy
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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Announcer
Get them! Raus raus!
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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Sniper
Ohh!
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Heavy
All will feel my giant new gun!
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Heavy
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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Demoman
Not another cruddy tie!
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Pyro
How's that domination feel, city-boy?
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Soldier
Thank you!
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Heavy
Fire!
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Engineer
Yeah, let's go to the right!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Demoman
Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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Nice goin', partner
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Engineer
I am big war hero!
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Heavy
Medic!
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Medic
Onward great bomb cart!
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Heavy
Good on ya!
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Sniper
The Sniper is a Spy!
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Yeah!
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*sharp pain*
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Medic
Boom!
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Heavy
Aagh!
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Heavy
Anyone else pushin' this thing?
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Scout
The Sniper is a Spy!
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Spy
Screamin' eagles!
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Soldier
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
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Soldier
The Sniper is a Spy!
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Medic
You call that snipin'?
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Sniper
Our influence grows!
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You did well!
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Heavy
Erectin' a dispenser!
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Engineer
Slap it now.
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Spy
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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Soldier
*long laugh*
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Thanks for the ride!
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Demoman
Flawless defeat!
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Announcer
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
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Yeah!
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Scout
Bad!
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Dominated! *laughs*
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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Scout
Incoming!
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Heavy
Did you think you could beat me?
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Heavy
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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Medic
Aw, fellas!
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Scout
Da, this will work
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Yee-haw!
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Engineer
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Heavy
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Demoman
A real Texan would've dodged that
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Engineer
Good work!
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Soldier
Oh no!
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Spy
This sucks on ice!
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Scout
Yes!
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Heavy
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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Spy
Way to go, slugger!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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Engineer
Time has been added
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Good on ya, mates!
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I'm gonna turn you into colored rain
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Sniper
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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