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I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
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Spy
Yeah!
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Soldier
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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Demoman
This point ain't gonna cap itself, get over here!
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Engineer
Get on the point!
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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Soldier
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6712
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Sniper
Yeah!
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Scout
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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Soldier
Go right!
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Heavy
Maniac!
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637
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Announcer
Outstanding shot!
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1101
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Soldier
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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Heavy
You failed!
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Pyro
From now on, losing is verboten!
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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Sniper
Operation monkeynaut is go!
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Announcer
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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Heavy
Right!
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847
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Spy
You're a maniac!
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745
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Announcer
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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Soldier
Let's get 'em!
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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2431
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Scout
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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Medic
I do believe I'm on fire!
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Spy
That Medic is a Spy!
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Soldier
They have the Australium!
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630
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Announcer
Forward!
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Medic
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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830
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Scout
Hurry! The enemy is opening the rocket!
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Announcer
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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Medic
You deserve a medal, doc!
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Soldier
Way to go, paly!
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Scout
Start fighting now!
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706
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Heavy
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Hit me, I dare you!
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Heavy
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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Scout
Nobody likes a squatter!
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Engineer
You are a coward and a scoundrel!
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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1980
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Soldier
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Scout
They are weakened!
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Medic
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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Sniper
Well done!
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Announcer
Sentry down!
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Engineer
Ja!
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Medic
Go!
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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Engineer
I merely finished what your liver started!
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Spy
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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Demoman
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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Soldier
We are about to launch the rocket!
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633
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Announcer
Charge!
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Soldier
Move that kit up!
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Demoman
The Heavy is a Spy!
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Spy
Yeah!
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Scout
You look like death warn over!
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Spy
We... did it!
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Demoman
Dominated! *laughs*
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Demoman
Oktoberfest!
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Medic
Come stand on the point, you bloody wuss!
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Sniper
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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Scout
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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Announcer
Medic!
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Sniper
Everyone, push!
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Heavy
We've failed, men
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Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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Medic
*gasps in pain*
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Spy
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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Spy
Activate the charge, doctor!
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Spy
You got blood on my knife, mate
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Sniper
No worries!
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Sniper
Much appreciated, doctor!
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Spy
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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Scout
*critical death*
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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Engineer
Aces!
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Sniper
Dagh!
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Heavy
Heck no
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Engineer
Cheers doctor!
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Spy
Of course!
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Spy
Fear me, cowards!
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Heavy
Medic!
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Medic
And this!
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Heavy
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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Demoman
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels
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Sniper
Yeah, that's right!
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Scout
Didn't hurt!
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Scout
The Engineer is a Spy!
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Medic
Take that, you rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
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Sniper
Woo!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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Soldier
Coward!
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Announcer
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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Engineer
Yes!
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Announcer
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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Medic
Happy trails, laborer!
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Spy
Little men steal our cart!
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Heavy
The Australium is about to self destruct!
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