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Last one alive, lock the door!
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4980
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Soldier
*grumble*
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1541
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Sniper
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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69782
Who:
Heavy
I am melting!
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15719
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Medic
*critical death*
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16902
Who:
Scout
Need help defending this point!
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846
Who:
Engineer
Pow! Ha-ha!
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19815
Who:
Heavy
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3541
Who:
Soldier
Start fighting now!
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703
Who:
Announcer
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3775
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Demoman
Stupendous!
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988
Who:
Medic
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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2019
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Announcer
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1619
Who:
Spy
That wasn't supposed to happen...
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5011
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Demoman
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10186
Who:
Sniper
Gotcha, eyehole!
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796
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2289
Who:
Pyro
Next time tend to your own knittin', saw-bones!
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832
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Engineer
That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
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1183
Who:
Sniper
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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2103
Who:
Soldier
Incoming!
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3773
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Heavy
Let's even this out... team scramble!
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822
Who:
Announcer
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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5495
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Scout
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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34306
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Spy
Gentlemen!
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3146
Who:
Spy
Simple, simple. One for me...
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1104
Who:
Sniper
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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4292
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Soldier
Ehh, thanks!
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1342
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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46207
Who:
Pyro
Hurry! They're taking the Australium to the rocket!
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630
Who:
Announcer
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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3020
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Spy
Get to the control points!
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629
Who:
Announcer
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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9183
Who:
Engineer
Help me!
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1762
Who:
Demoman
Eat it fatty!
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5375
Who:
Scout
Guess I got the midas touch!
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1108
Who:
Engineer
Fight me, coward!
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1424
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Heavy
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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14135
Who:
Demoman
Wuss!
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1208
Who:
Sniper
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1731
Who:
Demoman
You can't hit what ain't there!
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1452
Who:
Scout
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3376
Who:
Medic
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2439
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Heavy
You look a might tongue-tied, boy!
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1063
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Engineer
You see that?!
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801
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Scout
Hoo-ahh!
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899
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Soldier
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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14110
Who:
Heavy
Piece of piss
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3981
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Sniper
Un-frickin'-touchable!
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1026
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Scout
Aaaah!
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1243
Who:
Soldier
Agh, cart is gone!
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1012
Who:
Heavy
Wa!
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872
Who:
Scout
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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5347
Who:
Heavy
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6780
Who:
Sniper
No! Cart moves wrong way!
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2370
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Heavy
Who is with me?
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831
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Spy
*critical death*
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8034
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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1926
Who:
Spy
Oi, lend us a shovel, so I can dig your grave!
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1287
Who:
Sniper
You will not be missed!
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1604
Who:
Soldier
What?!
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8890
Who:
Scout
Follow me, doc!
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741
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Engineer
Head right!
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752
Who:
Engineer
SUCCESS! WE have delivered the device!
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712
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Announcer
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1522
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Sniper
Boom!
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2015
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Soldier
We make good team!
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1899
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Heavy
I love my ball!
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3100
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Scout
Sir, yes sir!
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1967
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Soldier
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1672
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Scout
You just got dominated, toy-maker!
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1002
Who:
Soldier
Next time life your lid and you might see it comin'!
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996
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Engineer
Work, damnit!
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3680
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Scout
*critical death*
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14715
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Medic
I wasted you!
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765
Who:
Scout
Control point enabled, get going!
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635
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Announcer
Bomb has stopped!
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890
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Heavy
Eat my dust!
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2139
Who:
Scout
New weapon is good!
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4656
Who:
Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13262
Who:
Medic
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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4271
Who:
Demoman
No, no, no! The cart!
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3061
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Scout
Dominated, hard-hat!
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922
Who:
Engineer
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3065
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1233
Who:
Sniper
Ugh.
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3312
Who:
Demoman
Amazing, camarade!
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1556
Who:
Medic
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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5346
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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9259
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Heavy
*critical death*
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7892
Who:
Pyro
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1741
Who:
Sniper
Not good!
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5291
Who:
Heavy
Ugh
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1375
Who:
Medic
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5775
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2595
Who:
Medic
How is that 'doing no harm' working out for ya then?
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1046
Who:
Demoman
Get on point, stupid!
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9237
Who:
Heavy
C'mon doc, follow me!
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762
Who:
Scout
Ripper you little!
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1133
Who:
Sniper
Darn
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12221
Who:
Engineer
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