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You are going to need much bigger guns!
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1984
Who:
Heavy
*big laugh*
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1984
Who:
Heavy
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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1984
Who:
Soldier
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1981
Who:
Spy
Hit that charge, doctor!
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1980
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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1980
Who:
Soldier
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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1972
Who:
Spy
Sir, yes sir!
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1970
Who:
Soldier
That is a diet I call death!
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1969
Who:
Spy
The Scout is a Spy!
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1966
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1964
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1964
Who:
Soldier
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1962
Who:
Engineer
Bon voyage, crouton!
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1961
Who:
Soldier
Schnell! Go get them!
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1957
Who:
Medic
The burning! The burning!
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1957
Who:
Soldier
*sings* Come on!
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1954
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1953
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1951
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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1950
Who:
Soldier
Nice job, partner
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1945
Who:
Engineer
Boys, we have a traitor!
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1943
Who:
Soldier
Good job, everyone!
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1941
Who:
Heavy
You mean nothing to me now!
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1938
Who:
Heavy
Time has been added
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1935
Who:
Announcer
I murdered your toys as well!
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1934
Who:
Spy
You prancin' show-ponies
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1932
Who:
Sniper
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1931
Who:
Scout
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1930
Who:
Engineer
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1930
Who:
Spy
Augh!
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1928
Who:
Scout
Go! Go! давай!
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1928
Who:
Heavy
*sings* Push!
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1928
Who:
Heavy
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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1928
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1927
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*!
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1926
Who:
Medic
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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1925
Who:
Engineer
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1922
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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1918
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1917
Who:
Demoman
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1913
Who:
Scout
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1908
Who:
Announcer
We make good team!
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1908
Who:
Heavy
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1907
Who:
Scout
No problem!
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1906
Who:
Scout
I must be dreaming!
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1904
Who:
Spy
That Medic is a Spy!
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1903
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1902
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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1901
Who:
Soldier
Doctor, if you please!
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1900
Who:
Spy
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1899
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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1898
Who:
Sniper
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1897
Who:
Announcer
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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1897
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1896
Who:
Demoman
We're not giving it back
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1892
Who:
Sniper
Everyone! Look at me!
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1892
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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1890
Who:
Sniper
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1886
Who:
Announcer
I am giant!
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1885
Who:
Heavy
That wasn't even close!
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1884
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, soldier!
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1881
Who:
Soldier
Run home to mama!
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1881
Who:
Heavy
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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1880
Who:
Engineer
Fire!
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1879
Who:
Heavy
Stand by little wagon!
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1878
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1876
Who:
Engineer
Cheers, Engineers!
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1874
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1868
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1868
Who:
Scout
Raus, raus!
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1866
Who:
Medic
Well played!
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1866
Who:
Spy
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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1865
Who:
Spy
I'm not even winded!
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1864
Who:
Scout
There's a Spy over here!
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1862
Who:
Scout
You disgust me!
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1858
Who:
Announcer
*tsk*
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1857
Who:
Demoman
Baby team has cart!
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1856
Who:
Heavy
Oh please, just stay down!
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1856
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1855
Who:
Sniper
Little, little man!
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1854
Who:
Heavy
Ahem...
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1853
Who:
Spy
Oh, there's my ball!
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1853
Who:
Scout
You must not fail me again!
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1852
Who:
Announcer
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1852
Who:
Engineer
I destroy coward toys!
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1851
Who:
Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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1850
Who:
Engineer
Incoming!
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1848
Who:
Soldier
Ohh!
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1847
Who:
Heavy
Uh, little help?
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1846
Who:
Scout
Another medal is good!
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1845
Who:
Heavy
You digust me, fat man!
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1844
Who:
Spy
Spies... bloody useless!
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1843
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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1842
Who:
Engineer
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1838
Who:
Sniper
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1838
Who:
Soldier
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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1836
Who:
Scout
The freakin' Pyro is a Spy!
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1835
Who:
Scout
I live!
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1834
Who:
Heavy
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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1834
Who:
Scout
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