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Yeah, that's right!
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Scout
Yeah! It's ours now!
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Scout
Oh, the horror...
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5540
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Pyro
Danke, dummkopfs!
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30029
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Medic
At least you ain't worthless anymore!
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902
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Engineer
I'm gonna lay you out!
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4681
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Engineer
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3571
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Announcer
Medic!
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6787
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Medic
Hyaaaa!
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2990
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Medic
Heh-heh-heh!
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1014
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Scout
Piss off, you bloody pikers
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3090
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Sniper
Sniper is Spy!
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3219
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Heavy
We must stop little cart!
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977
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Heavy
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1739
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Spy
Dominated, you turn-coat!
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863
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Engineer
Need a dispenser here!
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6851
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Sniper
*critical death*
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7497
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Engineer
How's that feel, wimp?
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1001
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Scout
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1672
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Scout
*short laugh*
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2247
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Demoman
Good job, everyone!
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1939
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Heavy
Achtung! Spy!
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7217
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Medic
Get along there, little doggies
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1018
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Engineer
Hurry! The enemy is on the lift!
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635
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Announcer
Piss off, you mongrels
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2011
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Sniper
I need a hand defending here!
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746
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Sniper
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3846
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Scout
We gave 'em a bloody drubin!
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1085
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Sniper
That person is a spy!
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Pyro
Thanks!
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813
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Soldier
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1443
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Demoman
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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5334
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Scout
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3453
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Medic
Stalemate!
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2079
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Announcer
Is this... mon dieu!
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8702
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Spy
That wasn't so bad!
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1158
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Sniper
Fire!
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1299
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Sniper
Overtime!
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2661
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Announcer
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
Yeah!
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3321
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Heavy
*critical death*
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5978
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Medic
Give 'em a gob-full!
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997
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Sniper
Stupid stupid stupid!
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15880
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Heavy
You're all a bunch of no-hopers!
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888
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Sniper
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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13075
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Scout
Come to bomb wagon!
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743
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Heavy
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1255
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Sniper
Heh-heh-hah!
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914
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Scout
Batta-swing!
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1656
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Scout
Thanks, soldier!
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1880
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Soldier
Doctor, this way!
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908
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Heavy
Alright, go left!
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836
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Scout
Come here, sissy!
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2152
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Engineer
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2681
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Soldier
Come stand on the point, you bloody wuss!
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1142
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Sniper
Don't come wide you pint-sized mutt!
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1190
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Demoman
I am the Scout here!
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2633
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2725
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Engineer
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1882
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Announcer
We need a sentry right here!
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2883
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Engineer
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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2158
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Engineer
Help!
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3725
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Sniper
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1485
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Spy
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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12846
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Heavy
Ya'll just got drafted into my war!
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789
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Engineer
You look like death warn over!
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1536
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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2747
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Sniper
Dominiated, you blind-eyed bastard!
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1064
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1855
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Sniper
We gotta hold this point!
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775
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Engineer
Each and every one of you has failed!
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2790
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Soldier
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2920
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Announcer
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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4447
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Sniper
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1357
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Medic
Get over here!
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752
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Scout
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3819
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Announcer
Gotta stop the cart!
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787
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Scout
That was unfortunate!
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1479
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Spy
Take that, you rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
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1115
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Sniper
Thanks!
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1088
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Soldier
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5417
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Medic
Medic!
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12746
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Demoman
Ah.. crepe!
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5074
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Demoman
I'm cappin' over here, who's with me?
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917
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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5350
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Pyro
Affirmative!
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785
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Soldier
Woo!
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1500
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Scout
Los los!
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1280
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Medic
This here point is ours now!
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924
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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2330
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Soldier
Not good!
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5291
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Heavy
Eight!
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2138
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Announcer
Disguise that!
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785
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Scout
Good work!
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861
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Soldier
We have the suitcase!
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629
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Announcer
Crikey
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1527
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Sniper
I was told we would be fighting men!
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1832
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Heavy
Ugh
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1375
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Medic
Oh yeah!
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4166
Who:
Scout
Nice work!
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807
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Soldier
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