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Hell, men...
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No...
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Damnit boys!
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Augh... no
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Damnit!
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Augh!
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Nice shot!
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Fine shooting!
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Outstanding shot!
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No, sir!
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Negatory!
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No!
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*critical death*
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*critical death*
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*critical death*
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*critical death*
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*severe pain*
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*severe pain*
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*severe pain*
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*severe pain*
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*severe pain*
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*severe pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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Hoo-ahh!
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Oh yeah!
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Okay!
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Roger that!
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Yeah!
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Sentry forward!
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Alert, sentry ahead!
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Sentry ahead!
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Thanks, soldier!
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Cah-rit!
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Crocket!
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Kaboom!
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Screamin' eagles!
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Yah!
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Stand, on, the, point, numbnuts!
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Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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Maggots!
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Time to inform your next of kin!
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If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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Thanks!
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Thanks!
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You deserve a medal, doc!
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Thanks for the aid!
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Thanks, doc!
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Thanks!
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Thanks for the teleporter!
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Thanks, Engie!
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Yeah...
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Yes!
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Affirmative!
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Sir, yes sir!
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Activate the charge, doctor!
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At your pleasure, doctor!
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Doctor, if you please!
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Well done, us!
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Our influence grows!
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Excellent!
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Was there ever any doubt?
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My pleasure!
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Cheers!
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That was unfortunate!
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I must be dreaming!
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Oh...
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I appear to have burst into flames!
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Fire! Fire! Fire!
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I do believe I'm on fire!
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Gentlemen!
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Shall we?
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After you!
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Ahem...
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All in a day's work!
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