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Come, take it back!
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1693
Who:
Heavy
*grumbles*
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1693
Who:
Sniper
Ahh-yhas' the way to do it!
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1692
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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1691
Who:
Soldier
Did you think I would forget you?
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1689
Who:
Heavy
You're making me very cross!
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1688
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1688
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1686
Who:
Medic
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1686
Who:
Sniper
You got anything smart to say now?
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1682
Who:
Scout
I'm burnin' up
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1680
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1680
Who:
Sniper
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1677
Who:
Scout
Look at me, ma!
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1674
Who:
Scout
Teleporter goin' up!
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1670
Who:
Engineer
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1670
Who:
Sniper
Hey... I'm flying!
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1670
Who:
Scout
I can not believe this!
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1668
Who:
Scout
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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1667
Who:
Engineer
Batta-swing!
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1667
Who:
Scout
Take that!
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1666
Who:
Heavy
The teleporter goes here!
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1665
Who:
Medic
All in a day's work!
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1665
Who:
Spy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1663
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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1660
Who:
Soldier
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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1658
Who:
Scout
Hold still!
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1657
Who:
Sniper
I have squashed you like bug!
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1655
Who:
Heavy
Doctor!
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1654
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Medic
Dominated, fat man!
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1654
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Engineer
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1652
Who:
Sniper
Pfffft!
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1651
Who:
Scout
Hee-yaw!
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1650
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1649
Who:
Soldier
Did you think you could beat me?
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1649
Who:
Heavy
Bah!
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1648
Who:
Demoman
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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1647
Who:
Demoman
Do not fear bomb, push!
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1645
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Heavy
Hoo-ahh!
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1642
Who:
Soldier
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1639
Who:
Demoman
Assistance bitte!
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1638
Who:
Medic
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1638
Who:
Scout
Gah!
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1636
Who:
Sniper
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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1636
Who:
Soldier
Ready to charge!
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1631
Who:
Medic
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1629
Who:
Announcer
Your luck runs out!
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1629
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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1627
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Engineer
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1626
Who:
Soldier
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1625
Who:
Spy
Who is man enough to stand with me?
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1624
Who:
Heavy
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1624
Who:
Scout
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1624
Who:
Engineer
Fire!
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1618
Who:
Engineer
That Spy ain't on our side!
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1611
Who:
Engineer
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1611
Who:
Sniper
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1609
Who:
Announcer
Mach schnell!
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1608
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Medic
You. Are. Terrible!
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1606
Who:
Scout
I am big war hero!
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1604
Who:
Heavy
You will not be missed!
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1604
Who:
Soldier
No worries!
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1603
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Sniper
Spy in our midst, men!
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1603
Who:
Soldier
You died as you lived, running away!
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1603
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Spy
I should have done this long ago!
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1602
Who:
Heavy
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1601
Who:
Demoman
No other class gonna do that!
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1601
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Scout
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1600
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Engineer
No! They've launched the rocket!
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1600
Who:
Announcer
That Spy ain't one of us!
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1598
Who:
Scout
We have succeeded!
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1596
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Announcer
Schweinhunds!
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1590
Who:
Medic
Humiliating defeat!
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1589
Who:
Announcer
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1587
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Sniper
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1586
Who:
Spy
You were always a disappointment...
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1584
Who:
Announcer
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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1582
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Soldier
Weak!
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1580
Who:
Scout
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1579
Who:
Sniper
Some assistance, please!
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1579
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Spy
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1578
Who:
Scout
At your pleasure, doctor!
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1578
Who:
Spy
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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1577
Who:
Demoman
Heil us!
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1575
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Medic
Help!
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1573
Who:
Engineer
*big laugh*
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1573
Who:
Heavy
Woo!
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1573
Who:
Scout
Amazing, camarade!
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1570
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Medic
Need some help here!
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1569
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Sniper
That Medic is a Spy!
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1567
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Soldier
You have done well!
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1566
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Spy
Cowboy up!
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1565
Who:
Engineer
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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1564
Who:
Engineer
Heavy load comin' through!
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1564
Who:
Engineer
Los weiter!
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1563
Who:
Medic
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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1562
Who:
Demoman
That's where books get you, professor!
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1562
Who:
Soldier
We have lost the center control point!
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1561
Who:
Announcer
Well... alright!
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1561
Who:
Demoman
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1561
Who:
Sniper
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