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Our intelligence has returned to our base
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Announcer
Bugger!
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1537
Who:
Sniper
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1738
Who:
Demoman
Need a teleporter here!
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1348
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Demoman
Last one alive, lock the door!
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4990
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2100
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Medic
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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1464
Who:
Soldier
Dummy!
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1244
Who:
Scout
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5854
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Scout
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2716
Who:
Engineer
To the right!
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808
Who:
Spy
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1782
Who:
Scout
Hey, look at me ma!
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2232
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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8941
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Soldier
Fight me!
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1293
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Heavy
Go left!
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745
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Sniper
You have the Australium. Get the to rocket!
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631
Who:
Announcer
Real smooth, dummy!
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1261
Who:
Scout
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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2897
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Medic
Slither on back to hell, coward!
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956
Who:
Engineer
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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2237
Who:
Scout
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1731
Who:
Demoman
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1962
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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8897
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Medic
Ey!
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951
Who:
Scout
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1907
Who:
Scout
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1686
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Sniper
Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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2134
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Soldier
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3567
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Soldier
Get the Australium to the rocket!
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628
Who:
Announcer
Nobody likes a squatter!
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1251
Who:
Engineer
Push cart!
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746
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Heavy
Found my ball!
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1291
Who:
Scout
Dominated, string-bean!
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968
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Engineer
Move gear up!
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1071
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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1902
Who:
Demoman
What a disaster!
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4660
Who:
Spy
Gotcha, crouton!
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1030
Who:
Soldier
Put teleport here
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3336
Who:
Heavy
Slap it now!
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4836
Who:
Spy
Onward great bomb cart!
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921
Who:
Heavy
The Australium will be available for pickup in 45 seconds!
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682
Who:
Announcer
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4767
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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9885
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Sniper
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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11168
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain
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1279
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Sniper
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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4600
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Scout
Don't go meddlin' in my business!
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782
Who:
Engineer
*gibberish*
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43947
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Demoman
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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9303
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Demoman
Left!
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878
Who:
Heavy
This one's ours now!
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1478
Who:
Sniper
Nice shot!
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944
Who:
Soldier
Bwa-haha-hah!
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3057
Who:
Heavy
Aw, fellas!
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1014
Who:
Scout
Bad!
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4034
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hoo!
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2246
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Engineer
Follow me doctor!
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732
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Heavy
That helmet ain't gonna save ya
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818
Who:
Sniper
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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40559
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Spy
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2420
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Sniper
Who touch my gun?
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2335
Who:
Heavy
Sneak around that, you phony scoundrel!
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776
Who:
Sniper
Simple, simple. One for me...
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1105
Who:
Sniper
Go go go!
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3162
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Heavy
Sentry up ahead!
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813
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Demoman
Oh me mother Tilly
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4827
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Demoman
Spy around here!
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1205
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1695
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Medic
Join me at bomb cart!
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731
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2913
Who:
Scout
Oops! That was not medicine!
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16983
Who:
Medic
Move these things up!
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915
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Spy
Push it! Push it! Push it!
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822
Who:
Scout
Augh.. merde...
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11172
Who:
Spy
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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Soldier
I will never stop killing you!
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1534
Who:
Scout
Atta boy!
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1239
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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15576
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, campground!
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787
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Engineer
Move gear forward!
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1142
Who:
Heavy
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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1044
Who:
Announcer
*long laugh*
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49192
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Pyro
You've failed! The enemy has secured our intelligence
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1908
Who:
Announcer
The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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Spy
*short laugh*
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2181
Who:
Spy
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4512
Who:
Soldier
Yo, if ya didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin'!
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1167
Who:
Scout
I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
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1303
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Spy
Thanks, mate!
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2138
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Sniper
Agh
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1337
Who:
Demoman
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3927
Who:
Demoman
Get along there, little doggies
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1018
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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3450
Who:
Sniper
Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
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1103
Who:
Scout
This is unnacceptable!
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4872
Who:
Medic
Aagh!
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3206
Who:
Heavy
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1579
Who:
Scout
Augh
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1238
Who:
Spy
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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2280
Who:
Scout
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