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Amazing, camarade!
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1556
Who:
Medic
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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1555
Who:
Demoman
Gah!
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1555
Who:
Engineer
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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1555
Who:
Sniper
We have lost the center control point!
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1554
Who:
Announcer
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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1553
Who:
Soldier
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1553
Who:
Spy
Thanks lad!
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1550
Who:
Demoman
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1550
Who:
Soldier
Aw, shucks
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1549
Who:
Engineer
Charge me doc!
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1547
Who:
Engineer
I have new weapon!
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1545
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1544
Who:
Soldier
*grumble*
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1541
Who:
Sniper
We all knew you were a Spy!
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1540
Who:
Spy
C'mon, hit it doc!
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1539
Who:
Engineer
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1539
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1536
Who:
Medic
Boo-yah!
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1536
Who:
Soldier
You look like death warn over!
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1536
Who:
Spy
You cannot beat me!
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1534
Who:
Heavy
I will never stop killing you!
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1534
Who:
Scout
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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1533
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1533
Who:
Soldier
I'm dyin' here!
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1531
Who:
Scout
Bugger!
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1531
Who:
Sniper
Augh!
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1530
Who:
Soldier
Security Warning!
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1528
Who:
Announcer
Crikey
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1527
Who:
Sniper
Incoming!
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1526
Who:
Demoman
Augh!
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1526
Who:
Spy
With my apologies!
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1526
Who:
Spy
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1525
Who:
Scout
N-augh!
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1525
Who:
Spy
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1523
Who:
Soldier
Stop the courier!
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1522
Who:
Announcer
We got a Spy!
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1522
Who:
Scout
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1522
Who:
Sniper
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1518
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Engineer
Spy in our midst!
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1517
Who:
Spy
Let us move!
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1517
Who:
Spy
Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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1515
Who:
Soldier
That's nothin'
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1514
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1514
Who:
Soldier
Get them! Raus raus!
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1510
Who:
Medic
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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1508
Who:
Demoman
All will feel my giant new gun!
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1508
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Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1507
Who:
Announcer
Augh!
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1506
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Scout
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1506
Who:
Demoman
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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1506
Who:
Engineer
That there wasn't gettin' any lighter!
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1505
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Engineer
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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1501
Who:
Scout
Woo!
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1500
Who:
Scout
Let's go!
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1499
Who:
Scout
Very good!
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1498
Who:
Heavy
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1498
Who:
Demoman
Good times!
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1497
Who:
Heavy
*hawk* *spit*
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1497
Who:
Sniper
That Scout is a Spy!
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1496
Who:
Soldier
Get goin'!
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1495
Who:
Engineer
Cheers!
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1495
Who:
Spy
Hit it, doc!
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1492
Who:
Soldier
That was too easy mate!
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1489
Who:
Sniper
Yeah!
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1485
Who:
Soldier
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1485
Who:
Spy
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1483
Who:
Scout
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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1483
Who:
Heavy
Yeees.
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1483
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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1481
Who:
Sniper
That was unfortunate!
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1479
Who:
Spy
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1478
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Demoman
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1477
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1474
Who:
Medic
This one's ours now!
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1474
Who:
Sniper
Yoink!
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1474
Who:
Scout
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1474
Who:
Sniper
Agh!
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1473
Who:
Engineer
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1470
Who:
Soldier
Raaagh!
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1468
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1466
Who:
Engineer
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1465
Who:
Engineer
Help!
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1461
Who:
Medic
We are killers!
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1459
Who:
Heavy
The Medic is a Spy!
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1459
Who:
Sniper
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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1458
Who:
Soldier
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1454
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1452
Who:
Scout
You can't hit what ain't there!
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1452
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1449
Who:
Sniper
Argh
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1446
Who:
Engineer
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1443
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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1441
Who:
Engineer
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1441
Who:
Scout
Crikey!
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1439
Who:
Sniper
Heh-he-hah!
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1439
Who:
Soldier
Nice goin', partner
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1438
Who:
Engineer
That was gettin' heavy!
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1438
Who:
Engineer
Is there a point to your lives?
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1437
Who:
Medic
*spit*
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1437
Who:
Sniper
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