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Stand, on, the, point, maggot!
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1256
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Soldier
Very good!
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1256
Who:
Heavy
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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1256
Who:
Engineer
Nice goin', partner
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1254
Who:
Engineer
Get goin'!
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1253
Who:
Engineer
You. Are. Terrible!
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1253
Who:
Scout
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1252
Who:
Announcer
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1252
Who:
Engineer
That's nothin'
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1249
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Engineer
Hit it, doc!
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1249
Who:
Soldier
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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1248
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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1247
Who:
Demoman
*grumbles*
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1242
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Sniper
That was unfortunate!
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1240
Who:
Spy
I love that little gun!
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1239
Who:
Engineer
Good one, mate!
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1235
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Sniper
That Scout is a Spy!
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1234
Who:
Soldier
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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1233
Who:
Soldier
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1233
Who:
Soldier
Is there a point to your lives?
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1231
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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1231
Who:
Sniper
Boo-yah!
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1230
Who:
Soldier
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1227
Who:
Demoman
We got a Spy!
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1226
Who:
Scout
Help!
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1225
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1223
Who:
Medic
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1221
Who:
Announcer
Spy in our midst!
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1220
Who:
Spy
Help!
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1219
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Demoman
Heil us!
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1218
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Medic
Let us move!
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1215
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Spy
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1214
Who:
Soldier
Woo!
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1213
Who:
Scout
Gah!
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1208
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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1208
Who:
Sniper
Bah!
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1207
Who:
Demoman
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1207
Who:
Soldier
N-augh!
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1207
Who:
Spy
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1207
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1204
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Soldier
That was gettin' heavy!
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1204
Who:
Engineer
Augh!
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1203
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1202
Who:
Medic
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1202
Who:
Scout
Heavy load comin' through!
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1202
Who:
Engineer
Hold still!
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1201
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Sniper
Spy in our midst, men!
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1201
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Soldier
Let's go!
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1199
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Scout
C'mere, pumpkin!
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1199
Who:
Soldier
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1197
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Spy
You cannot beat me!
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1196
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Heavy
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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1194
Who:
Announcer
Crikey
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1194
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Sniper
Clearly they were out-classed
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1194
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Spy
Additional time has been awarded
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1193
Who:
Announcer
My doctor still alive!
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1193
Who:
Heavy
The Medic is a Spy!
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1192
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Sniper
Cheers!
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1192
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Spy
Time to hide, cowards!
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1191
Who:
Heavy
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1190
Who:
Scout
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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1190
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Soldier
Domination, look it up
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1189
Who:
Scout
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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1189
Who:
Sniper
With my apologies!
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1188
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Spy
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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1186
Who:
Scout
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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1186
Who:
Scout
Success! We have captured the enemy's final control point!
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1184
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Announcer
The mission has started!
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1184
Who:
Announcer
Let us wrestle, little man!
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1181
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Heavy
Let's go, doc!
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1180
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Soldier
This-alls what happens when you fitght a man!
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1179
Who:
Engineer
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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1178
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Announcer
Fight me, coward!
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1178
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Heavy
Weak!
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1177
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1176
Who:
Medic
*big laugh*
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1176
Who:
Heavy
Queen's rules?
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1176
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Spy
I'm movin' this!
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1175
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Engineer
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1172
Who:
Announcer
Thanks, Engie!
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1172
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Soldier
Aw, shucks
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1171
Who:
Engineer
Raaagh!
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1170
Who:
Medic
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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1170
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Scout
Heh-he-hah!
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1170
Who:
Soldier
Schweinhunds!
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1166
Who:
Medic
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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1166
Who:
Soldier
Bugger!
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1164
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Sniper
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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1164
Who:
Soldier
Let's get 'em!
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1162
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Scout
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1161
Who:
Engineer
Yeees.
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1160
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1159
Who:
Engineer
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1159
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Soldier
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1159
Who:
Soldier
Take it like a man, shorty!
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1157
Who:
Engineer
They are weakened!
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1156
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Medic
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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1156
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Soldier
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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1155
Who:
Engineer
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1154
Who:
Medic
Thank you
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1153
Who:
Medic
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