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I will kill you with bare hands!
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Heavy
Missed me!
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716
Who:
Scout
I built that!
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3146
Who:
Engineer
Go right!
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587
Who:
Demoman
That there's a gold-plated kill!
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613
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Engineer
Augh!
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1116
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1899
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Pyro
No, sir!
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1981
Who:
Soldier
Sir, yes sir!
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1510
Who:
Soldier
Get the suitcase to the rocket!
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511
Who:
Announcer
They got a sentry up there!
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807
Who:
Scout
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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5310
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Soldier
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2193
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Soldier
Good hands, buddy!
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583
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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5532
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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17065
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Scout
You are no match for me!
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805
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Heavy
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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5123
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Scout
Bugger!
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1108
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Sniper
They can go to hell!
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7836
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Pyro
*happy laugh*!
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9985
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Medic
I love this doctor!
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6498
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Heavy
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1387
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Sniper
Teleporter goin' up!
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1208
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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4397
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Engineer
There's a dinger for ya!
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571
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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2348
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Scout
*sings* Push!
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1522
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Heavy
Let the games begin!
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1104
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Announcer
I did it!
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768
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Scout
*short laugh*
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1010
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Demoman
Yo! A little help here!
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1616
Who:
Scout
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4086
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Spy
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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1314
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Engineer
Dominated, you mushed-mouth freak!
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984
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Spy
You got anything smart to say now?
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1310
Who:
Scout
Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure!
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984
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Scout
Help me defend!
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740
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Spy
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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7393
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Soldier
Nope!
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47329
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Scout
*grumble*
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1040
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Sniper
*long laugh*
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16512
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Scout
You best keep lyin' down!
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773
Who:
Sniper
No!
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97936
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Heavy
*growls*
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10264
Who:
Sniper
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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1513
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Scout
Help me capture this point!
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726
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Engineer
Thank you
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1112
Who:
Medic
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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21463
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Spy
Go on, get!
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563
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Engineer
Nichts da!
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2626
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Medic
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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2767
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Engineer
Medic!
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1839
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Demoman
Right right!
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589
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Medic
*evil laugh*!
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3874
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Medic
Last one alive, lock the door!
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4111
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Soldier
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1501
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Announcer
Stay near tiny cart!
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626
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Heavy
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1002
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Sniper
I wasted you!
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567
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Scout
That Sniper is a Spy!
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1606
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Engineer
Way to go, paly!
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695
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Scout
Cah-rit!
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924
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Soldier
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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9059
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Engineer
You ladies should-oughtta brought some men with you
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782
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Engineer
Good on ya!
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646
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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1797
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Soldier
Ah, good night Irene!
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2889
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Engineer
Thanks, mate!
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7575
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Sniper
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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4500
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Scout
Secure!
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792
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Announcer
Medic!
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9850
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Heavy
*evil laugh*!
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4751
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Medic
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1246
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Demoman
You camped the whole time for this?!
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770
Who:
Scout
Forward!
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656
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Soldier
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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1857
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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Engineer
Catch this!
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575
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Scout
Now I've seen everything
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5692
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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1309
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Heavy
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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585
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Announcer
*short laugh*!
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1772
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Medic
Time to inform your next of kin!
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1013
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Soldier
Thanks for the teleport
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2445
Who:
Pyro
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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1143
Who:
Announcer
Congratualtions, we have been awarded additional time
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1419
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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5983
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Heavy
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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8053
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Scout
That is a diet I call death!
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1553
Who:
Spy
No! They've launched the rocket!
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1230
Who:
Announcer
High five!
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2736
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Pyro
That Scout is a Spy!
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1177
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Soldier
Thanks for that, tough guy!
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776
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Scout
Thank you, laborer!
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2323
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Spy
I don't usually kill morons this fast...
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1224
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Scout
Boo!
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9825
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Engineer
We are about to launch the rocket!
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510
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Announcer
That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
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947
Who:
Sniper
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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3297
Who:
Demoman
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