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Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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1989
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Scout
Wicked!
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1099
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Scout
Medic!
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2695
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Scout
At ease! *laughs*
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4957
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Sniper
Left!
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Heavy
Medic!
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10568
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Medic
*severe pain*
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2332
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Soldier
I built that!
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Engineer
Go right!
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757
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Scout
Speek up next time, boy!
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814
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2127
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Scout
Left!
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878
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Heavy
Kiss me!
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84280
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Heavy
Onward great bomb cart!
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921
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Heavy
Aye!
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2218
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Demoman
No, sir!
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2599
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Soldier
*critical death*
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11995
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Demoman
Help!
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1462
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Medic
Let's go, doc!
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1394
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Soldier
Move this gear up!
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966
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Medic
I think not!
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10509
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Spy
I didn't need your help, you know...
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5344
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Demoman
Push!
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873
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Heavy
The device is about to self destruct!
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1138
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Announcer
Aw, crap!
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6196
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Scout
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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829
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Scout
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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Demoman
I need some dog-gone help!
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2181
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Engineer
Gotcha!
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1063
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Engineer
Medic!
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11364
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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3450
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Heavy
Five
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4666
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Announcer
You digust me, fat man!
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Spy
*short laugh*
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5467
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Demoman
We have captured the center control point!
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2555
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Announcer
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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Announcer
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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8787
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Demoman
The Australium is about to self destruct!
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668
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Announcer
To the left!
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2456
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Pyro
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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3916
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Scout
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
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Sniper
Incoming!
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1013
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Scout
No! The enemy has delivered the device!
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648
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Announcer
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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Pyro
Trust me.
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1245
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Spy
Gotcha, crouton!
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1028
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Soldier
Hee-yaw!
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1650
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Engineer
Head left!
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732
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Engineer
That's the way you do it!
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1263
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Demoman
*critical death*
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8050
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Demoman
Mach schnell!
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1608
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Medic
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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12862
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Heavy
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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Engineer
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you
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Sniper
Who send all these babies to fight?
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Heavy
Guys, move up! Move up!
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Pyro
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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1508
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Demoman
Batta-swing!
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1667
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Scout
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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3228
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Engineer
Play ball!
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1215
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Scout
Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure!
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1224
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Scout
Giddy up now, to hell!
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4149
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Spy
Ahh, piss
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4629
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Sniper
You must not fail this time!
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Announcer
I healed the man who will kill you!
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Medic
Admirable shot!
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1173
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Spy
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6189
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Medic
We have dropped the Australium!
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632
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Announcer
Incoming!
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1131
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Sniper
Now, doctor!
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2205
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Heavy
Boom!
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2015
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Soldier
Welcome to the dominationing!
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2291
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Demoman
That Soldier is a Spy!
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Soldier
You are dead, not big suprise!
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117494
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Heavy
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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Engineer
Incoming!
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920
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Medic
Who touch my gun?
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Heavy
Bloody hell
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Demoman
Four!
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2754
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Announcer
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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Scout
This sucks!
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5427
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Scout
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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Scout
This is just the beginning of the pain I will cause you!
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5333
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Heavy
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1442
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Scout
This did not just happen!
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3821
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Scout
That person is a spy!
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Pyro
Gotcha, eyehole!
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796
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Engineer
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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Pyro
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3983
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Spy
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13828
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Engineer
Sentry goin' up!
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4632
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Engineer
To left!
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1005
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Heavy
Get to the control point!
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631
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Announcer
That catch your eye, son?
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832
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Engineer
Wooo!
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Scout
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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2323
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Demoman
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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Engineer
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