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*short laugh*
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Demoman
Aye, give us a hand!
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1406
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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2299
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Medic
Bombs away!
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1730
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Sniper
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2058
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Spy
*gibberish*
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2018
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Demoman
I need help with this point! Schnell!
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1154
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Medic
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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2627
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Engineer
Incoming!
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752
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Scout
*laughter*
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7389
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Heavy
Ja!
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9810
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Medic
Yah!
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695
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Soldier
Appreciate it, mate!
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1084
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Sniper
That person is a spy!
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47025
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Pyro
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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8139
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Demoman
What?!
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6821
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Scout
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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1473
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Demoman
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
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4174
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Scout
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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2709
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Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2835
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Demoman
You are trying my patience!
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2638
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Medic
The burning! The burning!
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1611
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Soldier
Thanks!
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635
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Sniper
Place a teleporter here!
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737
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Spy
Thanks for the ride!
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630
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Demoman
Fight!
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600
Who:
Announcer
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3258
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Spy
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1260
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1711
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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4546
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Pyro
Put 'em up, pal!
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631
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Scout
I'll be seeing you!
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3242
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Spy
What the hell's going on?
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1718
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Scout
Aaaah!
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992
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Soldier
Let's go!
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715
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Scout
This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
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897
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Scout
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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185592
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Engineer
Move it, lads!
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1001
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Demoman
Way to go, paly!
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726
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Scout
March you lazy bums!
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645
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1159
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Engineer
Heh-heh-hah!
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726
Who:
Scout
There can be only one!
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43133
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Demoman
Forward!
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693
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Soldier
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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26379
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Pyro
Slap it now!
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4176
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Spy
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1197
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Spy
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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1701
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Demoman
Activate the charge!
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Pyro
Queen's rules?
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1176
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Spy
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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7241
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Scout
*gibberish*
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3993
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Demoman
Move these machines up!
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797
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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2433
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Scout
Medic!
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1403
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Soldier
Doctor!
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1269
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Medic
*critical death*
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7691
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Demoman
Start fighting now!
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587
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Announcer
Yes!
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7349
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Heavy
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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1692
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Demoman
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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15382
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Sniper
Aw, crap...
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4646
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Scout
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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8051
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Spy
Attack!
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3476
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Soldier
Now that was a proper bloody routin'!
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878
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Sniper
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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1487
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Spy
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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Engineer
Medic!
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9172
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Medic
Nice shootin', tex!
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1030
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Ya ain't to fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh, are ya?!
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913
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Engineer
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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919
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Sniper
Give 'em hell, boys!
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1621
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Soldier
Oh yeah!
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Scout
Sentry ahead!
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Soldier
Fight to the death!
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760
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Announcer
That helmet ain't gonna save ya
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642
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Sniper
Yeah, I dare ya, rage quit! C'mon make us both happy!
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Scout
Charge me doc!
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1310
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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1368
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Soldier
To the right!
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610
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2020
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Heavy
Dominated, you snake!
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870
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Engineer
I require assistance!
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4778
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Spy
Them two-hundred dollar bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are they?
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2431
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Scout
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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5604
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Sniper
Let's go, doc!
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1180
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Soldier
Gah!
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1544
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Medic
Yes!
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13843
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Heavy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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3596
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Engineer
Sniper is Spy!
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Heavy
*happy laugh*!
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1561
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Medic
First blood!
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541
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Announcer
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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884
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Engineer
Magnificent!
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1946
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Spy
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2278
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Soldier
Hyaaaa!
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2564
Who:
Medic
Hoo-ahh!
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700
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Soldier
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