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I never really was on your side!
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Spy
Your luck runs out!
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Heavy
Sneak around that, you phony scoundrel!
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776
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Sniper
Wonderful
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Medic
The Australium will be available for pickup in 45 seconds!
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682
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Announcer
Teaaaaaam!
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6893
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Medic
We're on a roll!
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30055
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Pyro
*screams in pain*
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16028
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Spy
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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Demoman
Yeah...
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4032
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Soldier
Jarate? *cries*
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12145
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Spy
Very good! Very, very good!
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7534
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Heavy
You disgust me!
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1857
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Announcer
You disgust me!
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6989
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Spy
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1930
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Scout
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1158
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Announcer
We are opening the rocket!
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Announcer
*gasps in pain*
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Spy
Sentry ahead!
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3146
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Pyro
Admirable shot!
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1173
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Spy
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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Soldier
FIRE!
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10935
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Demoman
Right! Right! Right!
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749
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Scout
That helmet ain't gonna save ya
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817
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Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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Medic
Help me defend!
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Spy
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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Engineer
Doctor, if you please!
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Spy
Excellent! We have launcher the rocket! We-
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Announcer
I am on fire!
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Medic
Left!
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878
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Heavy
Right!
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847
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
To the left!
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759
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Sniper
Yeah-heh-hah!
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Scout
Fire... fire! Fire!
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2005
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Sniper
Bap!
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Engineer
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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Demoman
Aaagh!
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1195
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Soldier
I built that!
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3617
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Engineer
Nice job
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803
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Engineer
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3659
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Soldier
Ohh, it is sad day!
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Heavy
Good work!
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862
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Soldier
Niet!
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6815
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Heavy
Less talk, more fight!
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Soldier
Let the games begin!
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Announcer
Go go go, charge!
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Soldier
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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Scout
*happy laugh*!
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Medic
Gotcha!
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1063
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Engineer
Yoink!
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Scout
The cart's movin' backwards!
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Scout
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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Spy
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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Scout
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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Spy
I joined this team just to kill maggots like you!
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Soldier
Catch this!
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790
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Scout
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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23218
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Scout
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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Spy
Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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1577
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Demoman
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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Demoman
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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Medic
Nah!
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Sniper
Oooh!
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Heavy
*burp*
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Announcer
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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Heavy
The Engineer is a Spy!
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Sniper
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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Medic
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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Spy
*critical death*
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Heavy
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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Medic
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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Spy
Move these machines up!
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989
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Spy
Thank you doctor!
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925
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Spy
Do they make them shirts for men?
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Sniper
Let us move!
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Spy
Spy in our midst, men!
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Soldier
Ka-boom!
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Demoman
It's all up to you now!
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797
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Announcer
Oh no!
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Heavy
*happy laugh*!
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1926
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Medic
I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1789
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Scout
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1456
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Scout
Need a teleporter here!
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Demoman
Success! We have captured the enemy's last control point!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
Thank you doc
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Pyro
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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2006
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Spy
Left!
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Medic
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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Announcer
Hey, we gotta stop it!
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Scout
We did it, camarade!
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Medic
The burning! The burning!
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Soldier
Go go go!
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Engineer
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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Heavy
Doctor!
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Spy
It seems I am not the only Spy
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Spy
Move these things up!
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Spy
You ladies should-oughtta brought some men with you
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Engineer
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