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Bomb cart will not push self!
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1335
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Heavy
Boing!
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1335
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Scout
Down and give me 20!
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1331
Who:
Soldier
Proceed!
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1331
Who:
Spy
Little too much caber-tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?
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1331
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Demoman
C'mon!
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1330
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Demoman
Spies... bloody useless
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1330
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Sniper
Cah-rit!
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1329
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Soldier
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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1329
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Soldier
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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1328
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Scout
Nice shootin', tex!
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1327
Who:
Engineer
This is my intelligence!
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1327
Who:
Soldier
Go!
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1326
Who:
Demoman
Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
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1326
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Scout
You're an embarrassment!
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1326
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Announcer
My pleasure!
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1325
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Spy
Nice shot
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1324
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Spy
You drew first? *laughs*
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1324
Who:
Heavy
I'll put it in my trophy room with my others!
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1323
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Scout
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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1322
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Announcer
Go!
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1319
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Heavy
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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1318
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Scout
Go go go!
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1316
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Scout
Augh...
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1316
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Spy
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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1314
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Demoman
Augh
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1313
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Medic
That'll slow you down, you twitchy hooligan!
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Sniper
Charge!
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1311
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Soldier
Coward!
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1308
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Spy
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1306
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Scout
Appreciate it, mate!
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1304
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Sniper
Good work
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1303
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Engineer
I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
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1303
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Spy
That's the spirit!
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1302
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Demoman
Fire!
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1300
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Sniper
Ya bloody pikers!
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1300
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Sniper
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck
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1299
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Sniper
Sentry right up there!
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1297
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Engineer
Ugh!
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1296
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Engineer
Move 'em out!
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1295
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Engineer
Gotcha, herr doctor!
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1295
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Soldier
How's that domination feel, city-boy?
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1295
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Soldier
Fight me!
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1293
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Heavy
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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1293
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Scout
Ugh!
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1292
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Heavy
Move it, lads!
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1291
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Demoman
Found my ball!
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1291
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Scout
That Spy is one of them!
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1288
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Engineer
Horrido
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1288
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Medic
Oi, lend us a shovel, so I can dig your grave!
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1288
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Sniper
Dominated, you grease-driven pork-pie!
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1288
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Demoman
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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1286
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Announcer
That Demo is a Spy!
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1285
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Engineer
Los los!
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1280
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Medic
You better hold on to your head, mate!
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1280
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Sniper
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain
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1279
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Sniper
Flawless victory!
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1278
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Announcer
Fire!
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1276
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Medic
Doctor!
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1276
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Spy
Fine job!
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1275
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Spy
I am charged!
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1274
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Medic
Way to go, slugger!
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1273
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Scout
Let the games begin!
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1273
Who:
Announcer
Do they make them shirts for men?
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1269
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Sniper
I am hero!
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1269
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Heavy
Come along now, doctor!
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1268
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Heavy
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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1268
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Demoman
Yeah, yeah... thanks!
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Scout
And this!
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1267
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Heavy
That was too easy, mate!
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1264
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Sniper
That's the way you do it!
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1263
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Demoman
Sturm und drang!
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1261
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Medic
Real smooth, dummy!
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1261
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Scout
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1258
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Sniper
Mnaah!
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1256
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Medic
Take that, book-smarts!
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1256
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Sniper
Pardon me!
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1255
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Spy
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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1255
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Heavy
*hawk* *spit*
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1254
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Sniper
Don't test my mettle, son!
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1254
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Engineer
I'm battin' a thousand!
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1251
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Scout
Bugger
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1251
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Sniper
Nobody likes a squatter!
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1251
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Engineer
Come on, fellas!
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1250
Who:
Engineer
I have new way to kill cowards!
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1246
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Heavy
Aaaah!
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1246
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Soldier
Trust me.
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1246
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Spy
Hey, lot of good that gun did ya!
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1244
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Scout
Dummy!
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1244
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Scout
Bloody piker!
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1243
Who:
Sniper
Who will join me!?
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1242
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Spy
You're all losers!
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1240
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Scout
Blammo!
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1240
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Soldier
Thanks for that, truckee!
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1239
Who:
Sniper
Thank you!
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1239
Who:
Spy
We must stop little cart!
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1239
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Heavy
Atta boy!
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1238
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Scout
Augh!
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1238
Who:
Sniper
Augh
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1238
Who:
Spy
Dominated, you mushed-mouth freak!
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Spy
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