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*evil laugh*
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2501
Who:
Demoman
Look at me!
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1710
Who:
Scout
*big laugh*
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1818
Who:
Heavy
*tsk*
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1857
Who:
Demoman
We have the Australium!
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631
Who:
Announcer
Help capture point!
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1045
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Heavy
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3834
Who:
Medic
Follow me, doctor!
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743
Who:
Heavy
Okay!
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3513
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, string-bean!
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968
Who:
Engineer
I promise you pain without end!
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2798
Who:
Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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1033
Who:
Heavy
You will help me defend my point!
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793
Who:
Soldier
Go to the right!
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2794
Who:
Pyro
First rate!
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1088
Who:
Spy
Thanks, paly!
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2332
Who:
Scout
Bap!
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6737
Who:
Engineer
Thank you
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3062
Who:
Pyro
Move that gear up!
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751
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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4278
Who:
Demoman
Go on, get!
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749
Who:
Engineer
That is a diet I call death!
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1969
Who:
Spy
Thanks lad!
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1560
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2913
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1876
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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5364
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' cart stopped!
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1067
Who:
Scout
But of course!
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7487
Who:
Spy
Ah.. crepe!
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5081
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Demoman
At your pleasure, doctor!
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1581
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Spy
Fight on the point!
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827
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Heavy
Hey, look at me ma!
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2232
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Scout
*severe pain*
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3008
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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3450
Who:
Sniper
Everyone, push cart!
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751
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Heavy
Yeah nice move, mumbles!
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1505
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Scout
Look at me! Look at me!
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1405
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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1409
Who:
Sniper
Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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2023
Who:
Demoman
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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2143
Who:
Scout
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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30446
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Engineer
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1448
Who:
Demoman
Oh hey, you suck!
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15760
Who:
Scout
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2352
Who:
Soldier
Thanks!
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896
Who:
Sniper
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3067
Who:
Sniper
Cry some more!
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38530
Who:
Heavy
That Spy is not one of us!
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16033
Who:
Spy
Let's go, doc!
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1395
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Soldier
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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2044
Who:
Scout
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1740
Who:
Scout
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2559
Who:
Heavy
I have new way to kill cowards!
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1246
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Heavy
Yah!
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1361
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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3779
Who:
Heavy
Thank you!
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2683
Who:
Heavy
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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4299
Who:
Soldier
*sigh* Doctor, doctor, doctor...
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1639
Who:
Scout
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
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1064
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Engineer
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5989
Who:
Demoman
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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1625
Who:
Spy
That Scout is a Spy!
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1850
Who:
Engineer
Now, doctor!
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2205
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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9023
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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8940
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1470
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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1782
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2236
Who:
Soldier
This sucks on ice!
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7279
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Scout
You got blood on my suit!
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2499
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Spy
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3545
Who:
Scout
That wasn't even close!
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1881
Who:
Engineer
Nine!
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2972
Who:
Announcer
Dominated, tiny man!
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973
Who:
Demoman
You seein' this?!
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949
Who:
Scout
Get on the cap, you dopes!
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753
Who:
Scout
Stupendous!
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990
Who:
Medic
Teaaaaaam!
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6894
Who:
Medic
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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4107
Who:
Sniper
Get them! Raus raus!
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1511
Who:
Medic
Don't you ever cross me again!
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1695
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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34084
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Demoman
You digust me, fat man!
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1844
Who:
Spy
I never really was on your side!
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10568
Who:
Spy
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1601
Who:
Demoman
Aw, crap!
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4714
Who:
Scout
SUCCESS! WE have delivered the device!
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712
Who:
Announcer
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2500
Who:
Announcer
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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1216
Who:
Demoman
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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1925
Who:
Engineer
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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1184
Who:
Sniper
*screams*
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9808
Who:
Spy
I wasted you!
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766
Who:
Scout
You cannot beat me!
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1535
Who:
Heavy
Keep pushin' it!
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758
Who:
Scout
Excellent!
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4598
Who:
Pyro
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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30132
Who:
Soldier
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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7780
Who:
Soldier
Oh, please!
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5795
Who:
Spy
Sir, yes sir!
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1970
Who:
Soldier
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