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*critical death*
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23237
Who:
Soldier
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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21394
Who:
Demoman
You did well!
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21094
Who:
Heavy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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20371
Who:
Spy
You suck!
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19633
Who:
Spy
Damn dag-nabbit!
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19393
Who:
Engineer
Sentry down!
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19115
Who:
Engineer
You are... stupid!
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18897
Who:
Medic
Alert!
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18423
Who:
Announcer
Nice try, slim!
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18072
Who:
Engineer
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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17759
Who:
Scout
I am on fire!
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17126
Who:
Soldier
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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15867
Who:
Pyro
Pow! Ha-ha!
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15852
Who:
Heavy
Uh, no
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15771
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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15756
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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15754
Who:
Scout
*screams*
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15559
Who:
Spy
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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15332
Who:
Engineer
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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14704
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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14682
Who:
Soldier
Jarate!
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14373
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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14291
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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14009
Who:
Sniper
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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13840
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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13840
Who:
Demoman
I am melting!
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13800
Who:
Medic
No!
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13727
Who:
Demoman
Oops! That was not medicine!
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13539
Who:
Medic
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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13531
Who:
Heavy
Stupid stupid stupid!
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13445
Who:
Heavy
That Spy is not one of us!
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13381
Who:
Spy
No!
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13234
Who:
Spy
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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13231
Who:
Spy
Keep crying, baby!
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13124
Who:
Heavy
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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13061
Who:
Heavy
Huargh!
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12899
Who:
Engineer
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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12843
Who:
Spy
Well, off to visit your mother!
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12745
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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12727
Who:
Heavy
Maggots!
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12534
Who:
Soldier
Jawhol!
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12456
Who:
Medic
Oh hey, you suck!
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12452
Who:
Scout
I'm afraid not!
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12450
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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12128
Who:
Scout
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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12099
Who:
Medic
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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12037
Who:
Heavy
Holy dooley!
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11790
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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11659
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*
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11588
Who:
Sniper
Slap my hand.
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11555
Who:
Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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11424
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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11347
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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11304
Who:
Demoman
*screams in pain*
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11266
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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11151
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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10937
Who:
Spy
Spy!
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10907
Who:
Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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10839
Who:
Medic
Success!
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10811
Who:
Announcer
*long laugh*
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10709
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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10545
Who:
Medic
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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10528
Who:
Scout
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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10523
Who:
Soldier
Erectin' a dispenser!
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10522
Who:
Engineer
What the hell was that crap?!
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10492
Who:
Scout
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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10486
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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10441
Who:
Demoman
Now that is what I want to see!
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10206
Who:
Soldier
Da!
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10203
Who:
Heavy
Everyone, I am on fire!
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10100
Who:
Medic
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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10050
Who:
Scout
Wah! Wah!
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10036
Who:
Heavy
That just ain't right!
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10015
Who:
Engineer
Nein!
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9997
Who:
Medic
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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9973
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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9856
Who:
Demoman
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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9810
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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9759
Who:
Heavy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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9742
Who:
Sniper
*growls*
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9732
Who:
Sniper
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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9683
Who:
Heavy
All of you are babies!
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9615
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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9598
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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9578
Who:
Demoman
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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9524
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*!
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9501
Who:
Medic
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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9479
Who:
Medic
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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9476
Who:
Demoman
Not another cruddy tie!
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9436
Who:
Pyro
Thank you Engineer!
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9409
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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9396
Who:
Soldier
Medic!
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9340
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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9311
Who:
Demoman
Jarate? *cries*
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9270
Who:
Spy
Spy, gentlemen
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9257
Who:
Spy
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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9248
Who:
Pyro
Boo!
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9215
Who:
Engineer
Okay, mate!
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9201
Who:
Sniper
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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9176
Who:
Spy
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