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Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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Demoman
You did well!
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Heavy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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21579
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Spy
You suck!
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20954
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Spy
Damn dag-nabbit!
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20242
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Engineer
You are... stupid!
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20012
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Medic
Sentry down!
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19930
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Engineer
Alert!
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19295
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Announcer
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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19123
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Scout
Nice try, slim!
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18571
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Engineer
I am on fire!
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17952
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Soldier
*critical death*
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17265
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Scout
*screams*
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17111
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Spy
Uh, no
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17060
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Scout
Pow! Ha-ha!
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16729
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Heavy
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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16681
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Pyro
*long laugh*
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16667
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Scout
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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16576
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Engineer
*critical death*
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15922
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Soldier
*critical death*
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15527
Who:
Engineer
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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15474
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Engineer
Jarate!
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15204
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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14867
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Sniper
No!
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14816
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Demoman
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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14765
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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14686
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Demoman
No!
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14564
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Spy
Oops! That was not medicine!
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Medic
I am melting!
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14363
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Medic
That Spy is not one of us!
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14276
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Spy
Stupid stupid stupid!
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14180
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Heavy
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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14155
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Spy
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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Heavy
Well, off to visit your mother!
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Spy
Keep crying, baby!
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13776
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Heavy
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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13767
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Heavy
Yes!
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13588
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Heavy
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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13556
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Spy
Huargh!
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13525
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Engineer
Oh hey, you suck!
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13420
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Scout
Maggots!
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13411
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Soldier
I'm afraid not!
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13291
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Spy
*critical death*
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13200
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Scout
Jawhol!
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13144
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Medic
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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12987
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Heavy
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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12646
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Medic
Slap my hand.
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12601
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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12512
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Spy
Holy dooley!
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12369
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Sniper
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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12344
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Spy
*long laugh*
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Sniper
Medic!
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12327
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Soldier
*screams in pain*
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12248
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Spy
*gibberish*
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12083
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Demoman
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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11983
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Demoman
Incoming!
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11786
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Heavy
*critical death*
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11610
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Demoman
Spy!
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11586
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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11546
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Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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11510
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Medic
Erectin' a dispenser!
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11408
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Engineer
*critical death*
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11400
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Medic
Success!
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11372
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Announcer
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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11351
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Soldier
What the hell was that crap?!
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11323
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Scout
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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Scout
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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11196
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Heavy
Da!
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10881
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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10837
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Demoman
*critical death*
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10803
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Heavy
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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Scout
Wah! Wah!
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10763
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Heavy
Now that is what I want to see!
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10762
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Soldier
Nein!
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10746
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Medic
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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10668
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Heavy
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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10661
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Soldier
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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10552
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Heavy
Everyone, I am on fire!
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10531
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Medic
That just ain't right!
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10503
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Engineer
*critical death*
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10397
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Soldier
*growls*
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10342
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Sniper
Medic!
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10323
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Demoman
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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10272
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Scout
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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10246
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Sniper
Jarate? *cries*
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10241
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Spy
All of you are babies!
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10187
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Heavy
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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10104
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Sniper
*happy laugh*!
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10070
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Medic
Not another cruddy tie!
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10055
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Pyro
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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10038
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Medic
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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10031
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Pyro
*critical death*
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10008
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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10008
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Demoman
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Spy, gentlemen
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9954
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Spy
Medic!
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9948
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Heavy
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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9901
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Spy
Boo!
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9899
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Engineer
Okay, mate!
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9866
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Sniper
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