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*critical death*
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22785
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Soldier
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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21292
Who:
Demoman
You did well!
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21042
Who:
Heavy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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20289
Who:
Spy
You suck!
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19505
Who:
Spy
Damn dag-nabbit!
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19293
Who:
Engineer
Sentry down!
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19025
Who:
Engineer
You are... stupid!
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18824
Who:
Medic
Alert!
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18333
Who:
Announcer
Nice try, slim!
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18013
Who:
Engineer
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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17641
Who:
Scout
I am on fire!
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17068
Who:
Soldier
Pow! Ha-ha!
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15791
Who:
Heavy
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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15790
Who:
Pyro
*long laugh*
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15640
Who:
Scout
Uh, no
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15619
Who:
Scout
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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15224
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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15121
Who:
Scout
*screams*
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15044
Who:
Spy
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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14636
Who:
Engineer
Jarate!
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14307
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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14146
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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14135
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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13949
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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13780
Who:
Demoman
I am melting!
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13768
Who:
Medic
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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13746
Who:
Sniper
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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13488
Who:
Heavy
Oops! That was not medicine!
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13471
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Medic
Stupid stupid stupid!
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13396
Who:
Heavy
No!
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13317
Who:
Demoman
That Spy is not one of us!
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13312
Who:
Spy
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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13156
Who:
Spy
Keep crying, baby!
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13076
Who:
Heavy
No!
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13061
Who:
Spy
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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12990
Who:
Heavy
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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12778
Who:
Spy
Huargh!
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12764
Who:
Engineer
Well, off to visit your mother!
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12658
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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12642
Who:
Heavy
Maggots!
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12454
Who:
Soldier
Jawhol!
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12418
Who:
Medic
I'm afraid not!
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12384
Who:
Spy
Oh hey, you suck!
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12349
Who:
Scout
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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12067
Who:
Medic
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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11948
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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11837
Who:
Scout
Holy dooley!
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11745
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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11591
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*
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11525
Who:
Sniper
Slap my hand.
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11494
Who:
Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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11346
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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11277
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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11235
Who:
Demoman
*screams in pain*
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11130
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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11072
Who:
Heavy
Spy!
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10853
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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10812
Who:
Spy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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10790
Who:
Medic
Success!
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10755
Who:
Announcer
*long laugh*
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10630
Who:
Heavy
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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10442
Who:
Scout
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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10427
Who:
Soldier
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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10414
Who:
Heavy
Erectin' a dispenser!
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10384
Who:
Engineer
What the hell was that crap?!
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10364
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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10224
Who:
Medic
Now that is what I want to see!
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10162
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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10155
Who:
Demoman
Da!
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10141
Who:
Heavy
Everyone, I am on fire!
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10066
Who:
Medic
Wah! Wah!
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9980
Who:
Heavy
That just ain't right!
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9974
Who:
Engineer
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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9961
Who:
Scout
Nein!
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9930
Who:
Medic
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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9913
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*
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9776
Who:
Demoman
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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9726
Who:
Soldier
*growls*
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9690
Who:
Sniper
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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9687
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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9641
Who:
Heavy
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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9615
Who:
Heavy
All of you are babies!
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9581
Who:
Heavy
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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9553
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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9512
Who:
Demoman
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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9442
Who:
Medic
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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9442
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*!
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9441
Who:
Medic
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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9431
Who:
Demoman
Thank you Engineer!
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9380
Who:
Medic
Not another cruddy tie!
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9377
Who:
Pyro
Medic!
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9294
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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9275
Who:
Soldier
*gibberish*
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9223
Who:
Demoman
Jarate? *cries*
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9208
Who:
Spy
Spy, gentlemen
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9205
Who:
Spy
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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9175
Who:
Pyro
Boo!
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9161
Who:
Engineer
Okay, mate!
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9142
Who:
Sniper
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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9096
Who:
Spy
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