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Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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29015
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Medic
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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28200
Who:
Engineer
Nice try, slim!
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25615
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Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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25613
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Demoman
You suck!
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24639
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Spy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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23990
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Spy
You are... stupid!
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23651
Who:
Medic
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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23218
Who:
Scout
You did well!
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23199
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Heavy
*screams*
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22476
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Spy
Damn dag-nabbit!
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22363
Who:
Engineer
Sentry down!
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22360
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Engineer
*critical death*
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22220
Who:
Scout
Alert!
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22130
Who:
Announcer
Uh, no
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21503
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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20865
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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20300
Who:
Scout
I am on fire!
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20055
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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19891
Who:
Soldier
Maggots!
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19859
Who:
Soldier
Pow! Ha-ha!
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19850
Who:
Heavy
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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19399
Who:
Engineer
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18634
Who:
Pyro
No!
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18345
Who:
Demoman
Well, off to visit your mother!
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17529
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Spy
No!
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17408
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Spy
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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17402
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Engineer
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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17393
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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17388
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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17313
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Demoman
Jarate!
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17207
Who:
Sniper
Oops! That was not medicine!
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16981
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Medic
*critical death*
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16924
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Scout
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16599
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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16429
Who:
Spy
That Spy is not one of us!
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16030
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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16028
Who:
Spy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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15916
Who:
Scout
Stupid stupid stupid!
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15889
Who:
Heavy
Oh hey, you suck!
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15756
Who:
Scout
I am melting!
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15730
Who:
Medic
I'm afraid not!
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15721
Who:
Spy
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15596
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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15571
Who:
Heavy
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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15479
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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15426
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Demoman
*long laugh*
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15325
Who:
Sniper
Huargh!
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15307
Who:
Engineer
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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15301
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Heavy
Keep crying, baby!
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15197
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Heavy
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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15056
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Heavy
*critical death*
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15049
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Soldier
Jawhol!
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15039
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Medic
*critical death*
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14742
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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14700
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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14534
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Demoman
Slap my hand.
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14449
Who:
Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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14394
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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14330
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Demoman
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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14158
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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14150
Who:
Demoman
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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14107
Who:
Medic
Medic!
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14082
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Soldier
*critical death*
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13970
Who:
Heavy
Holy dooley!
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13941
Who:
Sniper
Erectin' a dispenser!
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13831
Who:
Engineer
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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13735
Who:
Soldier
What the hell was that crap?!
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13517
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Scout
Incoming!
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13391
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Heavy
Spy!
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13318
Who:
Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13278
Who:
Medic
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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13161
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Soldier
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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13082
Who:
Scout
Success!
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13011
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Announcer
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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12865
Who:
Heavy
Nein!
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12859
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Medic
Medic!
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12760
Who:
Demoman
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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12633
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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12604
Who:
Sniper
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12550
Who:
Heavy
Wah! Wah!
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12508
Who:
Heavy
*growls*
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12488
Who:
Sniper
Da!
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12396
Who:
Heavy
Oh no!
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12360
Who:
Spy
Darn
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12258
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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12151
Who:
Heavy
Jarate? *cries*
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12145
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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12133
Who:
Demoman
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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12121
Who:
Engineer
I'm running circles around ya!
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12079
Who:
Scout
Now that is what I want to see!
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12017
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Soldier
*critical death*
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12002
Who:
Demoman
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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11914
Who:
Scout
YES!
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11839
Who:
Spy
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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11833
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Demoman
*happy laugh*!
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11816
Who:
Medic
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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11795
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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11768
Who:
Soldier
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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11734
Who:
Pyro
Everyone, I am on fire!
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11717
Who:
Medic
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