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*critical death*
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23568
Who:
Soldier
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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21535
Who:
Demoman
You did well!
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21182
Who:
Heavy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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20504
Who:
Spy
You suck!
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19798
Who:
Spy
Damn dag-nabbit!
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19493
Who:
Engineer
Sentry down!
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19221
Who:
Engineer
You are... stupid!
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19041
Who:
Medic
Alert!
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18545
Who:
Announcer
Nice try, slim!
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18133
Who:
Engineer
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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17933
Who:
Scout
I am on fire!
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17222
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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16045
Who:
Scout
Pow! Ha-ha!
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15992
Who:
Heavy
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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15971
Who:
Pyro
Uh, no
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15914
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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15884
Who:
Scout
*screams*
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15741
Who:
Spy
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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15517
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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14864
Who:
Soldier
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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14789
Who:
Engineer
Jarate!
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14493
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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14447
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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14127
Who:
Sniper
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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13956
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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13938
Who:
Demoman
I am melting!
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13883
Who:
Medic
No!
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13877
Who:
Demoman
Oops! That was not medicine!
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13652
Who:
Medic
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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13622
Who:
Heavy
Stupid stupid stupid!
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13563
Who:
Heavy
That Spy is not one of us!
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13514
Who:
Spy
No!
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13422
Who:
Spy
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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13360
Who:
Spy
Keep crying, baby!
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13208
Who:
Heavy
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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13176
Who:
Heavy
Huargh!
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12990
Who:
Engineer
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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12943
Who:
Spy
Well, off to visit your mother!
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12864
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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12846
Who:
Heavy
Maggots!
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12623
Who:
Soldier
Oh hey, you suck!
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12592
Who:
Scout
Jawhol!
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12548
Who:
Medic
I'm afraid not!
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12544
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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12288
Who:
Scout
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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12171
Who:
Medic
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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12169
Who:
Heavy
Holy dooley!
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11874
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Sniper
Medic!
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11749
Who:
Soldier
*long laugh*
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11680
Who:
Sniper
Slap my hand.
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11672
Who:
Spy
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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11546
Who:
Spy
*screams in pain*
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11429
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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11428
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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11399
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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11257
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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11111
Who:
Spy
Spy!
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11003
Who:
Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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10941
Who:
Medic
Success!
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10889
Who:
Announcer
*long laugh*
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10842
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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10673
Who:
Medic
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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10631
Who:
Scout
Erectin' a dispenser!
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10625
Who:
Engineer
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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10621
Who:
Soldier
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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10599
Who:
Heavy
What the hell was that crap?!
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10599
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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10587
Who:
Demoman
Da!
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10294
Who:
Heavy
Now that is what I want to see!
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10277
Who:
Soldier
Wah! Wah!
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10187
Who:
Heavy
Everyone, I am on fire!
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10171
Who:
Medic
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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10144
Who:
Scout
Nein!
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10109
Who:
Medic
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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10089
Who:
Heavy
That just ain't right!
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10069
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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9988
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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9927
Who:
Heavy
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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9903
Who:
Soldier
*growls*
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9850
Who:
Sniper
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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9825
Who:
Heavy
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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9823
Who:
Sniper
All of you are babies!
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9703
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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9665
Who:
Demoman
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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9656
Who:
Sniper
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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9640
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*!
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9575
Who:
Medic
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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9560
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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9551
Who:
Soldier
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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9535
Who:
Demoman
Not another cruddy tie!
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9523
Who:
Pyro
Thank you Engineer!
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9454
Who:
Medic
Medic!
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9432
Who:
Heavy
Jarate? *cries*
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9417
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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9398
Who:
Demoman
Spy, gentlemen
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9373
Who:
Spy
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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9344
Who:
Pyro
*critical death*
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9319
Who:
Sniper
Boo!
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9308
Who:
Engineer
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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9291
Who:
Spy
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