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Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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25598
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Engineer
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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22896
Who:
Demoman
You did well!
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21937
Who:
Heavy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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21834
Who:
Spy
You suck!
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21319
Who:
Spy
Nice try, slim!
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21052
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Engineer
Damn dag-nabbit!
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20492
Who:
Engineer
You are... stupid!
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20424
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Medic
Sentry down!
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20167
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Engineer
Alert!
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19654
Who:
Announcer
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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19508
Who:
Scout
I am on fire!
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18196
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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17678
Who:
Scout
*screams*
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17618
Who:
Spy
Uh, no
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17447
Who:
Scout
Pow! Ha-ha!
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17049
Who:
Heavy
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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17040
Who:
Pyro
*long laugh*
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16971
Who:
Scout
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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16920
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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16339
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Soldier
*critical death*
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15923
Who:
Engineer
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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15719
Who:
Engineer
Jarate!
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15415
Who:
Sniper
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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15382
Who:
Sniper
No!
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15187
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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15132
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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14940
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Demoman
No!
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14903
Who:
Spy
Oops! That was not medicine!
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14674
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Medic
I am melting!
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14553
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Medic
That Spy is not one of us!
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14500
Who:
Spy
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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14440
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Spy
Stupid stupid stupid!
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14399
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Heavy
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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14282
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Heavy
Well, off to visit your mother!
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14143
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Spy
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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13941
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Heavy
Keep crying, baby!
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13934
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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13843
Who:
Heavy
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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13814
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Spy
Huargh!
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13787
Who:
Engineer
Oh hey, you suck!
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13671
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Scout
Maggots!
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13637
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Soldier
I'm afraid not!
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13623
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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13584
Who:
Scout
Jawhol!
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13456
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Medic
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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13217
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Heavy
*screams in pain*
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12916
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Spy
Slap my hand.
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12896
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Spy
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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12838
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Medic
*screams in pain*
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12696
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Spy
*long laugh*
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12642
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Sniper
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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12558
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Spy
Medic!
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12540
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Soldier
Holy dooley!
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12512
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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12284
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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12207
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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11979
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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11935
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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11785
Who:
Heavy
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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11774
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Medic
Spy!
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11765
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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11751
Who:
Medic
Erectin' a dispenser!
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11713
Who:
Engineer
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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11613
Who:
Soldier
Success!
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11581
Who:
Announcer
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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11550
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Scout
What the hell was that crap?!
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11516
Who:
Scout
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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11434
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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11190
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Demoman
*growls*
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11163
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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11105
Who:
Heavy
Da!
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11084
Who:
Heavy
Nein!
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11068
Who:
Medic
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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11041
Who:
Scout
Wah! Wah!
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10966
Who:
Heavy
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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10950
Who:
Soldier
Now that is what I want to see!
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10932
Who:
Soldier
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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10907
Who:
Heavy
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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10810
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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10799
Who:
Soldier
Everyone, I am on fire!
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10677
Who:
Medic
That just ain't right!
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10650
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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10548
Who:
Demoman
Jarate? *cries*
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10509
Who:
Spy
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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10463
Who:
Scout
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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10378
Who:
Sniper
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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10376
Who:
Sniper
All of you are babies!
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10352
Who:
Heavy
Not another cruddy tie!
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10289
Who:
Pyro
*critical death*
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10285
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*!
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10276
Who:
Medic
Come stand on the point, you maggot!
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10265
Who:
Pyro
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
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10190
Who:
Medic
*gibberish*
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10189
Who:
Demoman
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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10160
Who:
Demoman
Spy, gentlemen
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10123
Who:
Spy
Boo!
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10112
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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10094
Who:
Heavy
It seems I am not the only Spy
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10089
Who:
Spy
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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10088
Who:
Spy
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