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We need a teleporter right here!
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1237
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Engineer
Aygh
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1237
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Medic
*short laugh*
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1237
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Sniper
Phew!
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1236
Who:
Engineer
I almost joined their bloody team
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1234
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Demoman
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1231
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Medic
Incoming!
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1227
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Engineer
Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure!
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1224
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Scout
We have secured the control point!
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1222
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Announcer
Help defend!
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1220
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Heavy
Now go!
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1218
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Medic
Yaaah!
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1217
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Soldier
Play ball!
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1215
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Scout
We did it mates!
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1211
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Demoman
Piker!
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1211
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Sniper
Wuss!
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1211
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Sniper
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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1211
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Demoman
Yeah!
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1210
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Scout
Get goin'!
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1209
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Demoman
Dominated, you little ankle-biter!
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1208
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Sniper
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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1208
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Engineer
I am coming for you again!
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1207
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Heavy
Spy around here!
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1205
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Sniper
Cheers doctor!
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1205
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Spy
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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1204
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Sniper
Whose the tough guy now, huh tough guy?!
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1203
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Scout
Little men steal our cart!
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1201
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Heavy
Roger that!
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1200
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Soldier
Incoming!
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1200
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Spy
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1198
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Demoman
Perfect bloody domination you campy weasel!
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1198
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Demoman
Aaagh!
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1195
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Soldier
Get over here and help me capture!
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1194
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Sniper
Oh I love this!
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1194
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Announcer
Don't come wide you pint-sized mutt!
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1193
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Demoman
You call that snipin'?
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1192
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Sniper
Dominated, you alley-sculking back-stabber!
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1191
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Demoman
Augh!
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1190
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Scout
Argh! Where is cart going?
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1190
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Heavy
Dominated you shape-shifting rat!
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1190
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Scout
Give us a hand here with this point
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1189
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Demoman
Yeah, gotcha!
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1189
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Scout
Hold still
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1188
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Sniper
Nice shot!
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1185
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Scout
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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1184
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Sniper
That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
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1183
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Sniper
Eh, thanks doc!
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1182
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Demoman
You just got dominated, Fritz!
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1182
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Soldier
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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1178
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Medic
Hey, here's somethin' you can invent next time: ducking!
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1178
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Scout
Gotcha, pork-drippings!
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1176
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Engineer
Good shooting!
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1174
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Medic
Beauty!
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1174
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Sniper
Wooo!
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1174
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Scout
Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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1174
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Spy
Admirable shot!
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1173
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Spy
First blood, that was fast!
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1173
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Announcer
Of course!
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1171
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Spy
You are great doctor!
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1170
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Heavy
You will not turn my battlefield into a camp group!
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1168
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Soldier
Yo, if ya didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin'!
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1167
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Scout
We have commandeered my point!
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1165
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Soldier
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1158
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Announcer
That wasn't so bad!
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1158
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Sniper
C'mere, sister!
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1157
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Soldier
We did it, camarade!
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1156
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Medic
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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1149
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Demoman
Need some help here!
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1149
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Soldier
What'd you guys, give up?
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1149
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Scout
Hey, whose on fire now?
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1149
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Scout
Come stand on the point, you bloody wuss!
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1147
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Sniper
Move gear forward!
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1142
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Heavy
Alright!
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1142
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Scout
Uh oh.
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1141
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Announcer
Who dares stand against me now?
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1139
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Heavy
The device is about to self destruct!
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1138
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Announcer
We send itsy-bitsy cart back home!
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1137
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Heavy
Nice try, pal!
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1137
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Scout
Ripper you little!
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1135
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Sniper
Sentry ahead!
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1134
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Heavy
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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1133
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Sniper
I never liked you!
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1133
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Soldier
Fine shot mate!
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1132
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Sniper
Incoming!
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1131
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Sniper
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
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1129
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Sniper
Yes!
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Announcer
Incoming!
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1127
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Medic
Now I am king of team!
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1127
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Heavy
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1126
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Sniper
Take that, you rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
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1123
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Sniper
You are a coward, and you died like one!
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1122
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Soldier
Good to go!
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1121
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Medic
Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
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1121
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Scout
This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
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1120
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Scout
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket
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1119
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Sniper
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall
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1118
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Sniper
I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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1116
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Demoman
Couldn't skip around that, could ya? You precious little posie?
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1115
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Sniper
Eat it, you mute frickin' moron!
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1114
Who:
Scout
C'mere, Sally!
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1114
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Soldier
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