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Oh, the horror...
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4741
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Pyro
Holy dooley!
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12634
Who:
Sniper
Left face!
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623
Who:
Soldier
To the left!
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608
Who:
Engineer
That'll cut you back down to size!
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623
Who:
Engineer
We did it, camarade!
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963
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Medic
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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948
Who:
Sniper
Well... alright!
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1345
Who:
Demoman
Bring it!
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615
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Scout
That Scout is a Spy!
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1251
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Soldier
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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1533
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Heavy
They got a sentry up there!
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856
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Scout
Nice shot!
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1074
Who:
Sniper
We gotta stop that thing!
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642
Who:
Scout
Ahh, piss
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3916
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Sniper
Very good! Very, very good!
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7016
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Heavy
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3177
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Pyro
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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4302
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Soldier
I see ya!
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2873
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Sniper
WE are about to launch the rocket!
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540
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Announcer
Is not possible!
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32252
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Heavy
They have the device!
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542
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Announcer
No!
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4401
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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1957
Who:
Demoman
No!
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101723
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Heavy
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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3440
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Spy
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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539
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Announcer
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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3724
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Soldier
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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Engineer
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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Announcer
Nice shot
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1077
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Spy
Dumbass!
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4972
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Scout
Sneak around that, you phony scoundrel!
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638
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Sniper
*hawk* *spit*
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1009
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Sniper
Fine shot mate!
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829
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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4676
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Pyro
Go right!
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609
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Heavy
Ugh.
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2672
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Demoman
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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6003
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Announcer
Spy!
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2090
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Sniper
Push cart!
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622
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Heavy
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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9305
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Scout
*short laugh*
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1161
Who:
Scout
Success! We have secured the enemy's last control point!
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643
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Announcer
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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2862
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Announcer
Keep it movin' guys!
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608
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Scout
Hurry! The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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539
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Announcer
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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5755
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Engineer
Hey, whose on fire now?
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Scout
They have the device!
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541
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Announcer
Wuss!
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689
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Scout
Hit me!
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3079
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Pyro
Thank you doc
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2625
Who:
Pyro
*critical death*
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5971
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Engineer
Good work!
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2658
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Medic
You cannot hide, coward!
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882
Who:
Heavy
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3108
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Announcer
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1279
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Medic
Bloody beaut'!
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825
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Sniper
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5280
Who:
Medic
Go go go!
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2746
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Heavy
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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Spy
Six!
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2681
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Announcer
*gibberish*
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5964
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Demoman
To the right!
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636
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Demoman
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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2683
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Demoman
God save the Queen!
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5086
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Sniper
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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5472
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Spy
The Pyro is a Spy!
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Spy
*laughter*
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7653
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Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken the suitcase!
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538
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Announcer
The Australium is ready for pickup. Go!
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539
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Announcer
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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Soldier
Oooh!
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4018
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Heavy
Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
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853
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
*short laugh*
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1953
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Spy
Help capture!
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678
Who:
Heavy
*big laugh*
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1508
Who:
Heavy
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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981
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Demoman
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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1903
Who:
Spy
You better hold on to your head, mate!
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Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1927
Who:
Pyro
The Australium will be available for pickup in 3... 2... 1...
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Announcer
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1343
Who:
Sniper
Thank you
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1185
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Medic
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3489
Who:
Spy
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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Scout
Go right!
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623
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Sniper
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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Engineer
You're a long way from France, boy!
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2542
Who:
Engineer
Turn your head and cough!
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1170
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Medic
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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1077
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Scout
Defend our control points!
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539
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Announcer
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2499
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Engineer
Follow me, doc!
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617
Who:
Engineer
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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1683
Who:
Sniper
First blood!
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553
Who:
Announcer
That's what ya get
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Engineer
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