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Help me!
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Pyro
Now is coward killing time!
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Heavy
Appreciate it, mate!
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1304
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Sniper
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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Engineer
I will not tolerate failure on my team!
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1709
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Soldier
Okay, mate!
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11571
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Sniper
Thanks, doc!
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1431
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Scout
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5989
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Demoman
Nice aim!
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822
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Scout
Yeah yeah yeah!
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756
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Scout
I'm running circles around ya!
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12081
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Scout
Oh me mother Tilly
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4827
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Demoman
That didn't hurt!
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2348
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Scout
I hate you!
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31421
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Spy
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3461
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Demoman
That was unfortunate!
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1485
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Spy
Bloody hell
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3409
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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1927
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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7400
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Heavy
Stupendous!
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990
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Medic
Yes!
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7092
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Spy
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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938
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Announcer
Raaagh!
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1470
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Medic
*short laugh*
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5461
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Heavy
Demoman is Spy!
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3149
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Heavy
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6238
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Heavy
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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2885
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Demoman
That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
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1183
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Sniper
Excellent!
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2110
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Spy
Security Alert!
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2364
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Announcer
Crikey!
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1444
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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5174
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Heavy
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7469
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Scout
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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2029
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Announcer
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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1547
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Soldier
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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1179
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Medic
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1372
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Soldier
You got anything smart to say now?
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1683
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Scout
Get them! Raus raus!
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1511
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Medic
What've we learned? I always win!
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3214
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Scout
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1306
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Scout
Ugh
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1376
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Medic
Keep it up!
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812
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Medic
New weapon!
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2833
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Heavy
You call that snipin'?
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1192
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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2465
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Heavy
*sigh* it was long trip...
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3171
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Heavy
The Australium is ready for pickup. Go!
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638
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Announcer
Dominated, little-feller!
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797
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Engineer
Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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1907
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Scout
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6327
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Scout
Fear me, cowards!
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1051
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Heavy
Get on the cap, you dopes!
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753
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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2284
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Pyro
Get with the program!
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1112
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Soldier
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8860
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Spy
We got em! We got em!
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827
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Scout
This one's ours now!
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1005
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Engineer
Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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1448
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Demoman
Keep crying, baby!
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15198
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Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2639
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Heavy
Yes!
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2637
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Demoman
*long laugh*
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Sniper
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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4512
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Soldier
Boink!
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Scout
Help!
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3737
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Sniper
Thanks!
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896
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Sniper
*happy laugh*!
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Medic
Thanks, mate!
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8524
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Sniper
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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Heavy
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2157
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Heavy
*big laugh*
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1984
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Heavy
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3279
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Demoman
Bloody bogan!
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3297
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Sniper
Who wants some of this?
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870
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Scout
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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Soldier
Cream gravy!
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37148
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Engineer
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1366
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Soldier
Bang! I make it look easy!
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1743
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2749
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Sniper
Good to go!
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1121
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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1876
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Engineer
We must defend this point!
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782
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Medic
Spies... bloody useless!
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1842
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Sniper
Follow me, doc!
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751
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Scout
You. Are. Terrible!
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1607
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Scout
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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30066
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Demoman
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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8094
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Spy
Move it, lads!
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1291
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Demoman
You got blood on my suit!
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2499
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Spy
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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7075
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Spy
Well, off to visit your mother!
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17533
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Spy
*long laugh*
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Soldier
Thanks lad!
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1560
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Demoman
Begin!
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779
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Announcer
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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10544
Who:
Demoman
Hell, that was easy
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2935
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Engineer
Is good!
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30060
Who:
Heavy
Bonk!
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Scout
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