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I love that little gun!
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Engineer
Nice goin', partner
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Engineer
*evil laugh*!
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3893
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Medic
Right! Right! Right!
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749
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Scout
Help me capture this point!
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908
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Engineer
The point is now available for capture!
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649
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Announcer
Come help me capture this!
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895
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Spy
C'mere, pumpkin!
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1371
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Soldier
Let the games begin!
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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Scout
Aaaah!
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1246
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Soldier
Do not look at me! I did not ask you a question!
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3024
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Soldier
Move! schnell!
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2328
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Medic
Would someone care to help me capture this?
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1093
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Spy
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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5340
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Scout
Five!
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3492
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Announcer
Sneak around that, you phony scoundrel!
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776
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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7283
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Scout
Jarate!
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Sniper
Hah!
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1058
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Engineer
Holy dooley
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4658
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Sniper
Move these things up!
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914
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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2234
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Soldier
Additional time has been awarded
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Announcer
I am waiting!
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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2047
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Soldier
Not another cruddy tie!
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Pyro
Spy, gentlemen
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Spy
Place a dispenser here!
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Spy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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Sniper
Oh no!
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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3370
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Heavy
Sturm und drang!
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Medic
That person is a spy!
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Pyro
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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3170
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Soldier
Now go!
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Medic
I love my ball!
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Scout
We need a dispenser right here!
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4236
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Engineer
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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Medic
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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Demoman
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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Engineer
Dominated, you turn-coat!
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863
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Engineer
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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Medic
I am hero!
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1269
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Heavy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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43034
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Engineer
We have dropped the device!
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Announcer
Spy is not our Spy!
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Heavy
Oh, please!
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5795
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Spy
Move the gear up lads!
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Demoman
Slap my hand.
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Spy
You are great doctor!
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Heavy
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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Scout
We have taken the suitcase!
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Announcer
My pleasure!
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Spy
Incoming!
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Heavy
Hit charge!
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Heavy
Yes!
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Spy
Did you think you could beat me?
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1649
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Heavy
I love this doctor!
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7141
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Heavy
Failure!
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Announcer
Success! We have secured the enemy's final control point!
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745
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Announcer
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
Look at me, ma!
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Scout
Alert!
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Announcer
This skunk's startin' to smell!
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Engineer
Hold this point!
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Engineer
Appreciate it!
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907
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Sniper
Who will join me!?
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1243
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Spy
Nice job
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803
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Engineer
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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Scout
*evil laugh*!
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Medic
Amazing!
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630
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Announcer
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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Heavy
Eaugh!
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2002
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Spy
Good job
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Pyro
They have the device!
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630
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Announcer
Dominated, you little ankle-biter!
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
Oh please!
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2996
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Spy
Dispenser down!
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6446
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Engineer
Excellent!
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4232
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Spy
Agh, where is cart going?
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993
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Heavy
Demoman is Spy!
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Heavy
Alright!
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2028
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Sniper
That was my point you were standin' on
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Demoman
How's that feel, wimp?
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1007
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Scout
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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Sniper
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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Sniper
Get to the control point!
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631
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Announcer
C'mere, Sally!
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1114
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Soldier
Now that is what I want to see!
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Soldier
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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Scout
The freakin' cart stopped!
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Scout
That was unfortunate!
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Spy
Yoink!
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926
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Scout
Fire!
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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2400
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Engineer
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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69235
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Engineer
Good shot!
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Who:
Heavy
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