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Your team is dead, good luck!
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Coward!
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You were always a disappointment...
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You're an embarrassment!
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Announcer
You disgust me!
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Announcer
Fight!
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Announcer
Start fighting now!
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Announcer
Begin!
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Announcer
Fight to the death!
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Announcer
Let's even this out... team scramble!
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Announcer
Commence team scramble, now!
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Announcer
Teams are being scrambled!
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Announcer
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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Spy
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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Kaboom to you, sir!
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Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
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The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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I merely finished what your liver started!
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Spy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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Spy
Howdy, partner!
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Happy trails, laborer!
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Spy
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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Spy
Not much of a quick draw, are you partner?
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Spy
Giddy up now, to hell!
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Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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You digust me, fat man!
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That is a diet I call death!
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Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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Spy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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Dominated, you mushed-mouth freak!
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Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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The world will thank me for this, you monster!
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Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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You look like death warn over!
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Well, off to visit your mother!
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You died as you lived, running away!
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Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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Spy
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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No worries, mate! *laughs*
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You live in a van! *laughs*
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Oh please, just stay down!
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Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
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At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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We all knew you were a Spy!
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You are an amateur and a fool!
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I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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Is this... mon dieu!
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Spy
Jarate? No!
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I hate you!
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I have been shown who is the boss!
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Jarate? *cries*
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Eaugh!
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This way, doctor!
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Follow me, doctor!
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Spy
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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Queen's rules?
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Hello again, dumb-bell!
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I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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Did you forget about me?!
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Take that, you one-eyed drunk!
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Sniper
Tagged ya! You wobblin' Scot!
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Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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You've been killed by the best, cyclops!
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Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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Sniper
Dominated, you cactus-eating egg-head!
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Take that, book-smarts!
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Back to the drawing-board, genius!
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Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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Sniper
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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Sniper
You inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!
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Sniper
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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Sniper
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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Sniper
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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Sniper
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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Sniper
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
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