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Four
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3903
Who:
Announcer
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13279
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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4278
Who:
Demoman
Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
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1103
Who:
Scout
*burp*
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2123
Who:
Announcer
Disguise that!
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789
Who:
Scout
Start prayin', boy!
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1715
Who:
Engineer
Security Alert!
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2364
Who:
Announcer
Turn your head and cough!
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1378
Who:
Medic
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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1373
Who:
Soldier
Security Warning!
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1529
Who:
Announcer
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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4226
Who:
Engineer
Cart goes wrong way!
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923
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
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988
Who:
Scout
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1624
Who:
Scout
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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2129
Who:
Scout
You're alright, doc
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1098
Who:
Engineer
Hit it doc!
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2445
Who:
Scout
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4170
Who:
Engineer
You are no match for me!
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1042
Who:
Heavy
Wicked!
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1099
Who:
Scout
But of course!
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7487
Who:
Spy
Get the suitcase to the rocket!
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630
Who:
Announcer
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5974
Who:
Heavy
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1702
Who:
Scout
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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2202
Who:
Demoman
C'mere, cupcake!
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10638
Who:
Soldier
Gutless!
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924
Who:
Engineer
Scout is Spy!
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4151
Who:
Heavy
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9855
Who:
Soldier
You got blood on my suit!
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2498
Who:
Spy
Is good time to run, cowards!
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3066
Who:
Heavy
Move out!
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801
Who:
Soldier
Cream gravy!
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37148
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*!
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2118
Who:
Medic
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2686
Who:
Sniper
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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2819
Who:
Engineer
Dominated, you mushed-mouth freak!
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1238
Who:
Spy
Move!
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2376
Who:
Spy
Preposterous!
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2284
Who:
Spy
The enemy is about to deploy the device!
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631
Who:
Announcer
That there was a fine piece of work
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3158
Who:
Engineer
*burp*
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3476
Who:
Announcer
Oh no!
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12379
Who:
Spy
I am coming for you again!
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1207
Who:
Heavy
Boink!
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422533
Who:
Scout
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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1566
Who:
Engineer
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6389
Who:
Demoman
Catch this!
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790
Who:
Scout
Medic is Spy!
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4282
Who:
Heavy
Down under? More like six feet down under!
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1362
Who:
Engineer
That wasn't so hard!
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755
Who:
Sniper
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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4602
Who:
Soldier
Sentry forward!
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790
Who:
Soldier
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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1268
Who:
Demoman
First blood!
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647
Who:
Announcer
Dominated, you snake!
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1043
Who:
Engineer
Spy in our midst, men!
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1603
Who:
Soldier
No problem!
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1906
Who:
Scout
The sentry goes here!
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919
Who:
Medic
There ya go!
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988
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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1990
Who:
Soldier
We must all push!
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737
Who:
Heavy
*big laugh*
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1573
Who:
Heavy
Now, doctor... now!
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8991
Who:
Sniper
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2833
Who:
Sniper
The Demoman is a Spy!
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1563
Who:
Sniper
Gesundheit!
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3529
Who:
Medic
Entire team is babies!
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109302
Who:
Heavy
Gotcha!
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998
Who:
Scout
Hold still!
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1657
Who:
Sniper
Yo, incoming!
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2182
Who:
Scout
There ain't enough crits in the world to kill me!
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2143
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2501
Who:
Demoman
SUCCESS! WE have delivered the device!
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712
Who:
Announcer
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3135
Who:
Demoman
Good shot, man
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1040
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3916
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1770
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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5160
Who:
Engineer
Alright!
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2028
Who:
Sniper
Denied!
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3242
Who:
Scout
That was delicious!
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8998
Who:
Heavy
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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798
Who:
Announcer
Oh no...
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1997
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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2045
Who:
Engineer
Eaugh!
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2002
Who:
Spy
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9627
Who:
Medic
Looks like that there just wern't the place ya oughta be standing!
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975
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, doc!
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857
Who:
Sniper
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6624
Who:
Spy
You must not fail me again!
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1851
Who:
Announcer
Time to fight!
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732
Who:
Announcer
Yeah!
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3323
Who:
Heavy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2094
Who:
Soldier
We pushin' this thing or what?
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850
Who:
Scout
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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23993
Who:
Spy
Fight to the death!
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988
Who:
Announcer
Come help me capture this!
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895
Who:
Spy
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1476
Who:
Soldier
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