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Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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Soldier
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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Soldier
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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Soldier
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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Soldier
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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Soldier
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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Soldier
Gotcha, crouton!
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Soldier
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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Soldier
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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Soldier
Dominated, you rifle-dropping coward!
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Soldier
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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Soldier
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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Soldier
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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Soldier
Bon voyage, crouton!
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Soldier
You will not be missed!
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Soldier
I never liked you!
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956
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Soldier
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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Soldier
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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Soldier
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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Soldier
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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Soldier
Blammo!
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Soldier
Boom!
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Soldier
Pa-pow!
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Soldier
C'mere, sweetheart!
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Soldier
C'mere, sister!
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Soldier
C'mere, Sally!
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Soldier
C'mere, cupcake!
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Soldier
C'mere, pumpkin!
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Soldier
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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Demoman
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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Demoman
It is the dominationing!
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Demoman
Welcome to the dominationing!
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Demoman
Don't hide behind your toys lad!
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Demoman
You're weak, I'm strong, and I win toy-maker!
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Demoman
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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Demoman
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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Demoman
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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Demoman
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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Demoman
Dominated, you grease-driven pork-pie!
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Demoman
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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Demoman
Dominated, you blubbery bolshevik!
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Demoman
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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Demoman
Little too much caber-tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?
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Demoman
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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Demoman
How is that 'doing no harm' working out for ya then?
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Demoman
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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Demoman
I dominate you sawbones!
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Demoman
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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Demoman
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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Demoman
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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Demoman
Burn. In. Hell!
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Demoman
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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Demoman
Dominated, you wee scamperin' wind-bag!
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Demoman
Dominated, tiny man!
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Demoman
Don't come wide you pint-sized mutt!
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Demoman
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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Demoman
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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Demoman
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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Demoman
Oh, you're a wee little miss you are!
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Demoman
Perfect bloody domination you campy weasel!
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Demoman
Dominated you head-shottin' Judas!
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Demoman
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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Demoman
It's lads like you that give war a bad name!
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Demoman
Dominated! *laughs*
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Demoman
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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Demoman
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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Demoman
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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Demoman
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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Demoman
Dominated, you alley-sculking back-stabber!
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Demoman
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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Demoman
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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Demoman
There can be only one... eye...
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Demoman
There can be only one!
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*gibberish*
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Demoman
I wish y'all could see how bad I'm kickin' your tail!
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Engineer
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
Dominated, eyepatch!
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Engineer
That catch your eye, son?
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Engineer
The hand is quicker than the eye!
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Engineer
Gotcha, eyehole!
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Engineer
You just ain't doin' it right!
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Engineer
Dominated, hard-hat!
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Engineer
A real Texan would've dodged that
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Engineer
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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Engineer
You done incurred my wrath, son
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Engineer
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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Engineer
If you done it, it ain't bragging!
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Engineer
You're all hard-hat and no cattle!
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Engineer
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