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Coward!
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Spy
Mongrel!
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1384
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Sniper
Start prayin', boy!
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1714
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Engineer
We have taken the suitcase!
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632
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Announcer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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4722
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Sniper
C'mere, cupcake!
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10636
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Soldier
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1981
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Spy
Everyone, push cart!
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751
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Heavy
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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69828
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Heavy
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2441
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Heavy
All of you are babies!
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11511
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Heavy
Coward! Get on point!
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1024
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Heavy
Augh!
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1190
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Scout
Affirmative!
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796
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Soldier
Yes! We push cart back!
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2343
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Heavy
No!
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9022
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Soldier
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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7321
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Scout
Doctor, if you please!
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1898
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Spy
*severe pain*
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3237
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2940
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2475
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Spy
To the right!
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742
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Sniper
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5980
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Heavy
Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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2277
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Scout
Keep it up!
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812
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Medic
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1609
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Announcer
We have captured the center control point!
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2555
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Announcer
The mission has commenced!
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1036
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Announcer
Go right!
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757
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Scout
We are screwed!
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3345
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Scout
Did you forget about me?!
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4343
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Spy
Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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2144
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Demoman
Stand next to little cart!
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745
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Heavy
I'm afraid not!
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15722
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Spy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5865
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Engineer
Good hands, buddy!
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747
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Scout
Well done, us!
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1805
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Spy
Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!
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1742
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Sniper
We need a dispenser right here!
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4236
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Engineer
Come here, sissy!
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2155
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Engineer
Of course!
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1171
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Spy
That person is a spy!
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6844
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Pyro
No!
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5246
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Sniper
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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2157
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Heavy
I'm dyin' here!
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1533
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Scout
You are dead, not big suprise!
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Heavy
Burn. In. Hell!
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2178
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Demoman
Seven!
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2225
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Announcer
Stay close to cart!
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743
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Heavy
We have lost the center control point!
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1561
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Announcer
This one's ours now!
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1477
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2332
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Soldier
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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1731
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Demoman
Let the games begin!
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1273
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Announcer
The round has commenced!
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767
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Announcer
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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7481
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Scout
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3709
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Demoman
Disguise that!
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789
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Scout
Oooh, I got all of that one!
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1039
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Scout
Hell, men...
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1732
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Soldier
Right up! Right up!
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755
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Sniper
Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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2382
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Scout
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2420
Who:
Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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10745
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Heavy
Oh yeah!
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2128
Who:
Soldier
Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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2323
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Demoman
*severe pain*
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2044
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Engineer
That didn't hurt!
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2347
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Scout
*critical death*
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5998
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Sniper
Augh.. merde...
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11170
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Spy
Hey, whose on fire now?
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1150
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Scout
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1198
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Demoman
Move that gear up!
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750
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Sniper
Three
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4541
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Announcer
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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Engineer
I am coming for you again!
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1207
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Heavy
Ohh!
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1847
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Heavy
That Demo is a Spy!
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1285
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Engineer
Fire! Fire, fire!
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3431
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Medic
Hold still!
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1657
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Sniper
Yeah, that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you!
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1716
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Scout
Thanks for the aid!
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896
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Soldier
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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62687
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Medic
*burp*
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3476
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Announcer
*evil laugh*!
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3893
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2045
Who:
Sniper
Left!
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787
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Medic
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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18634
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Pyro
There is a sentry ahead!
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889
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Medic
Keep pushing tiny cart!
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1025
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Heavy
Hey, look at me ma!
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2231
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Scout
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2685
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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2368
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Engineer
I will never stop killing you!
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1534
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Scout
Yes!
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2675
Who:
Soldier
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3821
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Announcer
Heartwarming
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8882
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Spy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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1658
Who:
Scout
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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2947
Who:
Soldier
*laughs* Yeah...
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48242
Who:
Scout
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