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You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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Engineer
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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Engineer
Ya'll come back now!
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602
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Engineer
Nice try, slim!
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Engineer
Gotcha, chuck-wagon!
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676
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Engineer
Gotcha, pork-drippings!
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874
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Engineer
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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2974
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Engineer
Ya'll just got branded!
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558
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Engineer
And another thing: you're ugly!
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8716
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Engineer
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya?
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1220
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Engineer
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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7434
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Engineer
Ya'll come back now - more where that came from!
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816
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Engineer
Dominated, fat man!
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Engineer
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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Engineer
Gotcha, fat boy!
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2853
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Engineer
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1137
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Engineer
Guess they didn't teach you to duck in doctor school!
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Engineer
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
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794
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Engineer
Next time tend to your own knittin', saw-bones!
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632
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Engineer
Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man!
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582
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Engineer
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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Engineer
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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2272
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Engineer
Slap a bolus on that, doc!
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1797
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Engineer
Speek up next time, boy!
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613
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Engineer
Sorry, ma'am
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Engineer
Dominated, smokey!
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Engineer
Gotcha, mumbles!
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547
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Engineer
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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Engineer
You look a might tongue-tied, boy!
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554
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Engineer
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1012
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Engineer
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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Engineer
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1175
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Engineer
Ya'll gotta run a lot faster than that!
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621
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Engineer
Ya ain't to fast for me and my machines now, are ya? Heh, are ya?!
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813
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Engineer
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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Engineer
Dominated, string-bean!
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Engineer
Ya'll just got dominated, city-boy!
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645
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Engineer
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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4587
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Engineer
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1016
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Engineer
Dominated, little-feller!
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577
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Engineer
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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1175
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Engineer
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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1968
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Engineer
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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Engineer
Gotcha, stretch!
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528
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Engineer
Ya oughta stand back a little more, like, for me and my machines!
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Engineer
Looks like that there just wern't the place ya oughta be standing!
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Engineer
Dominated, campground!
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575
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Engineer
You shoulda-oughta stayed back at your little camp-site!
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645
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Engineer
Nobody likes a squatter!
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939
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Engineer
I just rode you out on a rail, down under!
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534
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Engineer
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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Engineer
Down under? More like six feet down under!
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Engineer
Ya'll take that, rocket boy!
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550
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Engineer
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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Engineer
Don't test my mettle, son!
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Engineer
Dominated, ya damn yankee!
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1745
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Engineer
Ya'll just got drafted into my war!
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546
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Engineer
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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Engineer
Next time life your lid and you might see it comin'!
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765
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Engineer
This-alls what happens when you fitght a man!
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Engineer
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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Engineer
It ain't getting any harder for me to kill ya!
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529
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Engineer
You know where you oughta hide next time? Back in France!
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Engineer
Dominated, you turn-coat!
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Engineer
Dominated, you snake!
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Engineer
This skunk's startin' to smell!
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Engineer
Slither on back to hell, coward!
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716
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Engineer
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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Engineer
You're a long way from France, boy!
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Engineer
Don't go meddlin' in my business!
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574
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Engineer
You are a coward and a scoundrel!
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612
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Engineer
If ya'll had more gadgets for killing, you wouldn't need so many for hiding!
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Engineer
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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Engineer
That there's a gold-plated kill!
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Engineer
Guess I got the midas touch!
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793
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Engineer
At least you ain't worthless anymore!
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Engineer
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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Engineer
Pow!
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Engineer
Bam!
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1013
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Engineer
Bap!
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Engineer
Yee-haw!
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Engineer
Hah!
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689
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Engineer
Argh!
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613
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Engineer
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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Engineer
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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Engineer
I love that little gun!
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Engineer
Follow me, doc!
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523
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Engineer
Over here, saw-bones!
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626
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Engineer
On me, doc!
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526
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Engineer
Let's do this Texas style!
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Engineer
You and me, partner!
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642
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Engineer
You and me, hoss!
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1511
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Engineer
That'll cut you back down to size!
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537
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Engineer
You were gettin' too big for your britches!
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568
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Engineer
Heavy load comin' through!
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1090
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Engineer
Out of my way! Out of my way!
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534
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Engineer
Go on, get!
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Engineer
Packin' up!
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Engineer
Movin' out!
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