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That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1576
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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119704
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Pyro
Ace reflexes, you bomb-chuckin' waste of good scotch!
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Sniper
Magnificent!
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2327
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Spy
Yo, if ya didn't want me to kill ya, you shoulda said somethin'!
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1160
Who:
Scout
Who dares stand against me now?
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1138
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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1410
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Soldier
Medic!
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2225
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Spy
Boo!
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4232
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Soldier
No worries
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2500
Who:
Sniper
Nice job
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803
Who:
Engineer
Boink!
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421945
Who:
Scout
I'm on fire now!
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5466
Who:
Pyro
That's the way you do it!
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1260
Who:
Demoman
That Spy is an enemy!
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2273
Who:
Spy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1835
Who:
Soldier
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1904
Who:
Scout
*screams*
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9791
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Spy
The device is about to self destruct!
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1136
Who:
Announcer
*spit*
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1437
Who:
Sniper
I see Spy!
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4409
Who:
Heavy
You and me, partner!
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885
Who:
Engineer
Let's go!
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903
Who:
Scout
Heads up!
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1004
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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1993
Who:
Engineer
Thank you
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1391
Who:
Medic
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9639
Who:
Pyro
Here I come!
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2041
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1556
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Engineer
Move it, lads!
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1290
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Demoman
Success! We have secured the enemy's final control point!
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744
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Announcer
You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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1360
Who:
Scout
WE have the Australium!
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629
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Announcer
*evil laugh*!
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2029
Who:
Medic
Heck yes!
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10406
Who:
Engineer
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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Announcer
FIRE!
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10926
Who:
Demoman
Couldn't skip around that, could ya? You precious little posie?
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1104
Who:
Sniper
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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2090
Who:
Sniper
That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
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1183
Who:
Sniper
Incoming!
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1127
Who:
Medic
Go go go!
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982
Who:
Sniper
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1414
Who:
Announcer
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4507
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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4218
Who:
Demoman
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16592
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Spy
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5971
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Heavy
Ey!
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950
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Scout
To the left!
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790
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Spy
Charge!
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1309
Who:
Soldier
Tagged ya!
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743
Who:
Engineer
Good job, everyone!
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962
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Heavy
Cheers doctor!
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1203
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Spy
Very well!
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2439
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Heavy
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3478
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Spy
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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8912
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Soldier
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2544
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Spy
Incoming!
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1062
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Scout
Cowboy up!
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1559
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Engineer
Schweinhunds!
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1589
Who:
Medic
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2415
Who:
Heavy
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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6866
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Demoman
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8561
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Spy
It is good day to be giant man!
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5122
Who:
Heavy
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2188
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Spy
*short laugh*
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2217
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Engineer
Next time, try killing one of them!
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692
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Announcer
*hawk* *spit*
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1497
Who:
Sniper
Help me pin this down!
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3273
Who:
Sniper
Go right!
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741
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Medic
Help!
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1462
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Medic
Thanks for the ride!
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901
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Demoman
Boo!
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7152
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*!
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5693
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Medic
Well don't that beat all?
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3671
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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4948
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Scout
Nine!
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2578
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Heavy
We did it mates!
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1210
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Demoman
Sentry up ahead!
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808
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Demoman
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1930
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Spy
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5601
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Heavy
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2673
Who:
Soldier
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5917
Who:
Engineer
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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8196
Who:
Scout
*gibberish*
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17296
Who:
Demoman
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1474
Who:
Sniper
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2551
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Demoman
Good times!
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1497
Who:
Heavy
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4566
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Scout
We're not giving it back
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1880
Who:
Sniper
Hurry! The enemy is opening the rocket!
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639
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2907
Who:
Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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6851
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Sniper
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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1976
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Scout
Cheers!
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1495
Who:
Spy
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1196
Who:
Demoman
We gotta stop that thing!
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794
Who:
Scout
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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6074
Who:
Sniper
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