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Need a dispenser here!
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5662
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Sniper
Augh!
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965
Who:
Spy
Very bad!
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4502
Who:
Heavy
Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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2603
Who:
Scout
Thank you!
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2064
Who:
Heavy
Wah! Wah!
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10661
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
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1423
Who:
Sniper
The hand is quicker than the eye!
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659
Who:
Engineer
Fine shot mate!
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750
Who:
Sniper
You look like death warn over!
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1233
Who:
Spy
Thanks for ride!
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794
Who:
Heavy
*growls*
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10272
Who:
Sniper
Dodge that! You fat giggling butter-ball!
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1329
Who:
Sniper
I am very happy!
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4084
Who:
Heavy
You will help me capture my point!
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800
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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3215
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Pyro
This is unnacceptable!
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4327
Who:
Medic
Little men steal our cart!
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872
Who:
Heavy
There ya go
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583
Who:
Sniper
Aye!
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1571
Who:
Demoman
Security Alert!
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1830
Who:
Announcer
*long laugh*!
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4411
Who:
Medic
Help me!
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1400
Who:
Engineer
Help me capture the point!
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639
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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1328
Who:
Soldier
No! They've launched the rocket!
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1230
Who:
Announcer
Guys, move up! Move up!
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2980
Who:
Pyro
Screamin' eagles!
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4125
Who:
Soldier
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1400
Who:
Scout
Need help defending this point!
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665
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Engineer
Defend this point!
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570
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Soldier
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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3620
Who:
Scout
Do they make them shirts for men?
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955
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Sniper
Sneak around that, you phony scoundrel!
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593
Who:
Sniper
Yeah...
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2998
Who:
Soldier
Standin' around like a bloody idiot!
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1594
Who:
Sniper
Missed me!
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717
Who:
Scout
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1442
Who:
Announcer
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3168
Who:
Engineer
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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1323
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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4968
Who:
Pyro
Heil us!
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1134
Who:
Medic
*gibberish*
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5719
Who:
Demoman
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3099
Who:
Spy
Simple, simple. One for me...
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935
Who:
Sniper
Bomb cart will not push self!
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1055
Who:
Heavy
Go go go!
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2618
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Pyro
Spy!
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2213
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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11418
Who:
Heavy
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3187
Who:
Medic
Right up! Right up!
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579
Who:
Sniper
Guts and glory lads!
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3787
Who:
Demoman
Ka-bluey!
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1994
Who:
Demoman
Five
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3759
Who:
Announcer
C'mon, c'mon!
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570
Who:
Scout
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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505504
Who:
Heavy
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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3272
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Spy
Papers, please!
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4279
Who:
Medic
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1247
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Engineer
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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2474
Who:
Engineer
Keep it movin' guys!
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563
Who:
Scout
Good shot, lad
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733
Who:
Demoman
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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9093
Who:
Scout
Zwoosh!
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4198
Who:
Scout
Fear me, cowards!
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771
Who:
Heavy
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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5861
Who:
Sniper
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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3515
Who:
Sniper
No!
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6810
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Soldier
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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3301
Who:
Demoman
Overtime!
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1986
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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1696
Who:
Soldier
Ready for that charge, doc!
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1111
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Soldier
Follow me, doc!
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566
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Engineer
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1157
Who:
Scout
Spy!
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2870
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Demoman
N-augh!
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1124
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Spy
Thanks, mate!
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3156
Who:
Demoman
Speek up next time, boy!
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652
Who:
Engineer
Push it! Push it! Push it!
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618
Who:
Scout
Plant yourself on the point, mister!
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831
Who:
Engineer
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1180
Who:
Soldier
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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9516
Who:
Engineer
Yo, batter up!
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701
Who:
Scout
The medal, it is so tiny!
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4502
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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34057
Who:
Heavy
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1012
Who:
Announcer
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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2568
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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1827
Who:
Scout
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2243
Who:
Medic
You're a maniac!
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568
Who:
Announcer
They can bury you in the tomb of the unskilled soldier!
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1871
Who:
Spy
Heartwarming
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8001
Who:
Spy
Join me at bomb cart!
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571
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*!
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2448
Who:
Medic
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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5905
Who:
Scout
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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2354
Who:
Announcer
Real nice effort, deutsch-bag!
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2448
Who:
Scout
We make good team!
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1649
Who:
Heavy
You failed! Stalemate!
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5903
Who:
Announcer
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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29054
Who:
Spy
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