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Giddy up!
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3391
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Engineer
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10191
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Sniper
Charge me herr doctor!
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3946
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Medic
Let's move it up!
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744
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Scout
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4515
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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1379
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Sniper
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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1314
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Demoman
Stay close to cart!
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743
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Heavy
Never, never, make me angry!
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2137
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Heavy
Fight to the death!
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988
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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4204
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Pyro
You must not fail this time!
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2382
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Announcer
Augh!
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1530
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Soldier
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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4603
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1686
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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1774
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Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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1658
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Scout
We must push little cart!
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2728
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Heavy
Spot on!
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801
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Sniper
Push! Push the cart!
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746
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Heavy
Yah!
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931
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Soldier
Let the games begin!
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1273
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Announcer
You must not fail me again!
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1851
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Announcer
Woo-hoo!
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1708
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Scout
Maybe your colleagues will send a man next time!
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1357
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Spy
That'll slow you down, you twitchy hooligan!
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1313
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Sniper
Ripper, you little
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827
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Sniper
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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4347
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Spy
Hey, whose on fire now?
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1150
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Scout
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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15596
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Spy
*gasps in pain*
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4192
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Spy
Well done!
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983
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Medic
Medic is Spy!
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4282
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Heavy
Slap my hand!
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Spy
Thanks, doc!
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Soldier
Very bad!
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5328
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Heavy
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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Engineer
That Medic is a Spy!
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1903
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Engineer
To the left!
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Pyro
Overtime!
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2550
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Announcer
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3897
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Soldier
They have the device!
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630
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Announcer
*critical death*
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6126
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Engineer
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3934
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Sniper
Nice try, pal!
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1137
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Scout
*burp*
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3745
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Announcer
Time to inform your next of kin!
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1348
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Soldier
Speek up next time, boy!
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814
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Engineer
Pardon me!
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Spy
Incoming!
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984
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Spy
You've been killed by the best, cyclops!
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Sniper
You are going to need much bigger guns!
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1984
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1536
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Medic
To the right!
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807
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Spy
Splended!
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1042
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Spy
Soldier is Spy!
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2505
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Heavy
We... did it!
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1357
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Demoman
*gasps in pain*
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2334
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1452
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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3888
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Scout
YES!
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11839
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Spy
No worries!
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1751
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Sniper
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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Soldier
Dodgy!
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912
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Sniper
Stand by little wagon!
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1878
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Heavy
Yes!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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9951
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Engineer
Excellent!
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1694
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Spy
We are screwed!
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3345
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Scout
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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4082
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Sniper
*critical death*
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Pyro
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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4128
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Sniper
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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Medic
*long laugh*
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Pyro
Incoming!
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Demoman
We have taken the suitcase!
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632
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Announcer
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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Announcer
Everyone, push!
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Heavy
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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Scout
*burp*
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2888
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Announcer
Medic!
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1754
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Sniper
Keep pushing!
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889
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Heavy
Danke, dummkopfs!
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Medic
Run, cowards!
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2705
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Heavy
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4330
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Soldier
What the hell was that crap?!
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13517
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Scout
Yes!
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9346
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Medic
Yeah!
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988
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Scout
That was too easy mate!
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1489
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Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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10745
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Heavy
Help me!
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5097
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Heavy
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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5836
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Scout
C'mon, c'mon!
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759
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Scout
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2888
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Announcer
Woo-hoo!
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Engineer
Sentry forward!
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790
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Soldier
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2939
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Spy
I am on fire!
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20055
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Soldier
There's a dinger for ya!
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767
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Scout
Dominated, eyepatch!
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Engineer
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