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Medic
*sharp pain*
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1946
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Pyro
Sentry comin' up!
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671
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Demoman
What the hell's going on?
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1755
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Scout
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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1677
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Scout
Aw, jeez! The cart!
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806
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Scout
Stupendous!
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856
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Medic
Yes!
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2199
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Soldier
Los los!
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1068
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Medic
Help capture!
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692
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Heavy
Augh!
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1171
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Spy
Come to bomb wagon!
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625
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Heavy
Spy is not our Spy!
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7589
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Heavy
Help!
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3188
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Sniper
First blood!
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569
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Announcer
Right! Right! Right!
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646
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Scout
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1549
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Engineer
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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Spy
Stop the courier!
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1359
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Announcer
Way to duck!
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615
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Scout
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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7716
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Scout
To the right!
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641
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Demoman
*critical death*
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16862
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Soldier
I wasted you!
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625
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Scout
G'day
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1173
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Sniper
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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1690
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Soldier
But of course!
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Spy
Engineer is Spy!
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Heavy
Heavy is Spy!
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6343
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Heavy
Spies... bloody useless!
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1511
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Sniper
Heads up!
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830
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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2290
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Demoman
Come on!
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2764
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Pyro
That's what it was made for!
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4091
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Engineer
Batter up!
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617
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Scout
There can be only one!
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43762
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Demoman
Thank you
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2682
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Pyro
*severe pain*
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9975
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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3582
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Pyro
That there was a fine piece of work
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2827
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Engineer
Bugger!
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1243
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Sniper
Thank you!
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2192
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Heavy
That wasn't even close!
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1679
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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1922
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Engineer
The suitcase has returned to the drop site.
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546
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Announcer
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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Demoman
*screams in pain*
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13493
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Spy
Take that, book-smarts!
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1088
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Sniper
Slap my hand.
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13144
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Spy
That Pyro is a Spy!
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1600
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Soldier
Let's have a go at it!
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2391
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Sniper
Nice shootin', tex!
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1060
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Engineer
Deploy a teleporter here!
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655
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Soldier
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2545
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Engineer
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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548
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Announcer
Good one, mate!
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1262
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Sniper
You will help me capture my point!
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869
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Soldier
Sorry, ma'am
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1736
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Engineer
*critical death*
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16408
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Engineer
Agh
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1107
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Demoman
Help!
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1280
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Engineer
Excellent!
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2952
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Medic
Fess...
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1594
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Medic
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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2863
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Sniper
Teleporter goin' up!
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1325
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Engineer
Yeah yeah yeah!
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633
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Scout
Need help cappin' this point!
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624
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Engineer
What the hell is your guys' problem?
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Scout
Sentry ahead!
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831
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Medic
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
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Scout
I kill many cowards for that
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1920
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Heavy
Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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1400
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1186
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Sniper
Oh! Run, run! I'm coming for you!
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11784
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Heavy
I am big war hero!
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1316
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Heavy
Excellent!
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1449
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Spy
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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Heavy
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3345
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Scout
Real smooth, dummy!
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1123
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Scout
That helmet ain't gonna save ya
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668
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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6413
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Heavy
Where is your doctor, coward?
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877
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1211
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Engineer
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1110
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Scout
You best keep lyin' down
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636
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2869
Who:
Sniper
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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857
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Announcer
Go Poopy Joe! Soar to the heavens! Soar!
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1142
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Announcer
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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7736
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Medic
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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8138
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Demoman
Come, doctor!
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648
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Heavy
Woo-ee!
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2492
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Engineer
Jarate? *cries*
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10822
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Spy
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2342
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Soldier
The Scout is a Spy!
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1695
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Medic
*gibberish*
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7163
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Demoman
Let's waste 'em!
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865
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1569
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Engineer
Get 'em, boyos!
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Demoman
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