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I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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Demoman
Thanks, soldier!
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Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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Medic
We must stop little cart!
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854
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Heavy
Good!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Demoman
Incoming!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1402
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Scout
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Maniac!
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490
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Announcer
Prepare to capture the suitcase!
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478
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Announcer
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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Announcer
You can't hit what ain't there!
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797
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Scout
That Medic is a Spy!
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Engineer
Come help me capture this!
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672
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Spy
Thank you doc
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Pyro
*sharp pain*
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1165
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Demoman
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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6628
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Spy
Put 'em up, pal!
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544
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Scout
Incoming!
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817
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Spy
We have the Australium!
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477
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Announcer
Incoming!
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3048
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Heavy
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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477
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Medic
Appreciate it, doc
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548
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Engineer
Thanks, doc!
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553
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Soldier
Let's go!
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640
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Soldier
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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Soldier
Follow me, doctor!
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526
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Heavy
That'll teach 'em!
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Demoman
Get behind me doctor!
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Heavy
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1133
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Sniper
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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Scout
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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Heavy
Affirmative!
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533
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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1702
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Soldier
*sings* Come on!
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Heavy
Dominated, you grease-driven pork-pie!
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Demoman
Incoming!
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Pyro
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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Spy
Fire!
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Heavy
You live in a van! *laughs*
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Spy
Burn. In. Hell!
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1417
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Demoman
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1516
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Pyro
Killing you is full time job now!
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2014
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Heavy
Mission begins in 20 seconds
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Announcer
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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Soldier
Hit it doc!
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Demoman
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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Announcer
You. Are. Terrible!
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Scout
Wunderbar!
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Medic
Nice hustle!
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525
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Scout
Alright, I feel good!
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Scout
Thank you, herr doctor!
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Medic
Steady, steady...
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898
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Sniper
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain
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Sniper
The hand is quicker than the eye!
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Engineer
Who will join me?
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634
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Spy
Yo, incoming!
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1624
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Scout
Not another cruddy tie!
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9454
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Pyro
Fire!
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928
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Sniper
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3157
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Sniper
Bang! I make it look easy!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Demoman
All must come to cart!
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522
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Heavy
Nice job
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567
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Engineer
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2275
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Heavy
You have got to be kidding!
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Scout
Yeah, gotcha!
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781
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Scout
Mongrel
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550
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Sniper
Excellent!
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3595
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Pyro
Ah, that was rubbish!
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Sniper
Yes!
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Demoman
Move up!
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518
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Soldier
No worries!
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Sniper
Uh-huh
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Pyro
I see Spy!
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Heavy
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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Spy
One
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Announcer
You shoulda-oughta stayed back at your little camp-site!
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641
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Engineer
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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Medic
Come stand on the point, you bloody wuss!
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Sniper
Help me secure this point!
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691
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Medic
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
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728
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Soldier
Nice shot!
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Soldier
Thanks, mate!
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Demoman
Humiliating defeat!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
The device is ready for pickup. Go!
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483
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Announcer
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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Announcer
Here I come!
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Heavy
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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Medic
I'm running circles around ya!
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Scout
We are on the lift!
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479
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Announcer
*critical death*
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Pyro
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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Engineer
Spy!
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Sniper
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