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*critical death*
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9086
Who:
Sniper
Ohh, it is sad day!
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9062
Who:
Heavy
Ja!
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9033
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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9024
Who:
Scout
It seems I am not the only Spy
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9018
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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8985
Who:
Demoman
Engineer is credit to team!
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8925
Who:
Heavy
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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8922
Who:
Engineer
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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8917
Who:
Heavy
I never really was on your side!
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8875
Who:
Spy
Nah
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8846
Who:
Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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8804
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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8743
Who:
Engineer
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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8569
Who:
Heavy
YES!
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8561
Who:
Spy
Heck yes!
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8559
Who:
Engineer
And another thing: you're ugly!
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8556
Who:
Engineer
Augh.. merde...
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8521
Who:
Spy
I am fully charged!
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8502
Who:
Medic
Darn
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8501
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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8493
Who:
Scout
That's damn right embarrassing!
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8483
Who:
Sniper
I think not!
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8483
Who:
Spy
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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8457
Who:
Heavy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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8441
Who:
Announcer
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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8413
Who:
Scout
Oh no!
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8412
Who:
Spy
C'mere, cupcake!
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8342
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Soldier
This is not a trick.
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8334
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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8329
Who:
Medic
Peek-a-boo!
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8312
Who:
Spy
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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8288
Who:
Demoman
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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8194
Who:
Scout
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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8153
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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7998
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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7996
Who:
Heavy
FIRE!
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7957
Who:
Demoman
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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7947
Who:
Demoman
Get on point, stupid!
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7854
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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7830
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7807
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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7794
Who:
Engineer
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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7777
Who:
Soldier
Freedom!
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7773
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Demoman
I'm running circles around ya!
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7725
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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7712
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Medic
Now, doctor... now!
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7679
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Sniper
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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7669
Who:
Heavy
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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7662
Who:
Medic
Heartwarming
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7658
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Spy
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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7642
Who:
Heavy
All of you are dead!
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7626
Who:
Heavy
Piece of piss!
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7577
Who:
Sniper
That was delicious!
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7569
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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7521
Who:
Soldier
Kaboom!
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7501
Who:
Soldier
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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7493
Who:
Engineer
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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7471
Who:
Demoman
Let's do it!
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7456
Who:
Demoman
Fire! Fire!
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7454
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Pyro
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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7411
Who:
Pyro
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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7330
Who:
Spy
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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7306
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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7303
Who:
Soldier
Schnell, raus raus!
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7276
Who:
Medic
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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7275
Who:
Scout
Thanks, mate!
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7243
Who:
Sniper
Boo!
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7232
Who:
Heavy
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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7224
Who:
Heavy
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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7219
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Demoman
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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7194
Who:
Scout
They can go to hell!
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7191
Who:
Pyro
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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7158
Who:
Scout
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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7145
Who:
Medic
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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7045
Who:
Heavy
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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7037
Who:
Soldier
Dammit!
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6977
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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6965
Who:
Soldier
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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6938
Who:
Spy
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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6930
Who:
Scout
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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6911
Who:
Engineer
Buildin' a sentry!
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6890
Who:
Engineer
I feel tres bon!
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6882
Who:
Spy
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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6861
Who:
Heavy
Spy is not our Spy!
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6826
Who:
Heavy
I am ze Übermensch!
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6783
Who:
Medic
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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6771
Who:
Demoman
You have 30 seconds to live!
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6763
Who:
Medic
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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6747
Who:
Spy
Is this... mon dieu!
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6744
Who:
Spy
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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6706
Who:
Soldier
I do believe I'm on fire!
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6628
Who:
Spy
Need a dispenser here!
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6605
Who:
Pyro
Very good! Very, very good!
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6605
Who:
Heavy
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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6586
Who:
Spy
Gotta move that gear up!
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6573
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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6564
Who:
Demoman
*burp*
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6545
Who:
Announcer
Yes!
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6524
Who:
Heavy
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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6517
Who:
Scout
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