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*critical death*
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9141
Who:
Sniper
Ohh, it is sad day!
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9100
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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9069
Who:
Scout
It seems I am not the only Spy
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9063
Who:
Spy
Ja!
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9052
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Medic
*gibberish*
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9030
Who:
Demoman
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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8976
Who:
Engineer
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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8962
Who:
Heavy
Engineer is credit to team!
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8949
Who:
Heavy
I never really was on your side!
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8908
Who:
Spy
Nah
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8884
Who:
Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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8838
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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8765
Who:
Engineer
Heck yes!
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8717
Who:
Engineer
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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8625
Who:
Heavy
And another thing: you're ugly!
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8619
Who:
Engineer
YES!
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8616
Who:
Spy
Augh.. merde...
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8567
Who:
Spy
Darn
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8556
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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8535
Who:
Scout
That's damn right embarrassing!
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8526
Who:
Sniper
I am fully charged!
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8520
Who:
Medic
I think not!
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8517
Who:
Spy
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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8497
Who:
Heavy
Oh no!
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8474
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Spy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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8469
Who:
Announcer
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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8463
Who:
Scout
C'mere, cupcake!
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8389
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Soldier
Medic!
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8368
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Medic
This is not a trick.
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8364
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Spy
Peek-a-boo!
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8350
Who:
Spy
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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8328
Who:
Demoman
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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8237
Who:
Scout
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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8205
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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8119
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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8025
Who:
Sniper
FIRE!
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8020
Who:
Demoman
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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7994
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7901
Who:
Demoman
Get on point, stupid!
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7887
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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7862
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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7852
Who:
Engineer
I'm running circles around ya!
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7843
Who:
Scout
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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7822
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Soldier
Freedom!
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7821
Who:
Demoman
Yes!
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7730
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Medic
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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7710
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Heavy
Now, doctor... now!
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7708
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Sniper
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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7688
Who:
Medic
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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7684
Who:
Heavy
Heartwarming
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7683
Who:
Spy
All of you are dead!
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7644
Who:
Heavy
Piece of piss!
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7603
Who:
Sniper
That was delicious!
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7589
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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7564
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Soldier
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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7545
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Engineer
Kaboom!
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7534
Who:
Soldier
Fire! Fire!
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7508
Who:
Pyro
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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7502
Who:
Demoman
Let's do it!
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7483
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Demoman
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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7468
Who:
Pyro
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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7366
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7362
Who:
Soldier
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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7352
Who:
Engineer
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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7321
Who:
Scout
Schnell, raus raus!
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7290
Who:
Medic
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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7266
Who:
Demoman
Thanks, mate!
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7266
Who:
Sniper
They can go to hell!
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7262
Who:
Pyro
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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7257
Who:
Heavy
Boo!
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7249
Who:
Heavy
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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7239
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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7216
Who:
Scout
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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7177
Who:
Medic
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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7079
Who:
Heavy
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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7075
Who:
Soldier
Dammit!
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7021
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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6990
Who:
Soldier
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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6981
Who:
Scout
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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6962
Who:
Spy
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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6944
Who:
Engineer
I feel tres bon!
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6917
Who:
Spy
Buildin' a sentry!
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6916
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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6915
Who:
Pyro
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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6897
Who:
Heavy
Spy is not our Spy!
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6860
Who:
Heavy
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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6805
Who:
Demoman
I am ze Übermensch!
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6801
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Medic
You have 30 seconds to live!
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6778
Who:
Medic
Is this... mon dieu!
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6773
Who:
Spy
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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6765
Who:
Spy
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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6744
Who:
Soldier
I do believe I'm on fire!
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6664
Who:
Spy
Need a dispenser here!
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6648
Who:
Pyro
Very good! Very, very good!
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6628
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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6623
Who:
Demoman
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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6611
Who:
Spy
Gotta move that gear up!
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6604
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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6599
Who:
Scout
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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6575
Who:
Scout
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