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Okay, mate!
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Sniper
Ohh, it is sad day!
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9155
Who:
Heavy
It seems I am not the only Spy
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9138
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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9128
Who:
Scout
Ja!
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9105
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Medic
*gibberish*
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9086
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Demoman
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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9058
Who:
Engineer
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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9018
Who:
Heavy
Engineer is credit to team!
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8987
Who:
Heavy
I never really was on your side!
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8986
Who:
Spy
Nah
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8949
Who:
Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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8910
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Heavy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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8814
Who:
Engineer
Heck yes!
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8759
Who:
Engineer
YES!
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8730
Who:
Spy
And another thing: you're ugly!
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8697
Who:
Engineer
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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8687
Who:
Heavy
Augh.. merde...
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8672
Who:
Spy
Darn
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8601
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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8596
Who:
Scout
That's damn right embarrassing!
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8591
Who:
Sniper
Oh no!
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8586
Who:
Spy
I am fully charged!
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8564
Who:
Medic
I think not!
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8555
Who:
Spy
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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8551
Who:
Heavy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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8519
Who:
Announcer
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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8513
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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8468
Who:
Medic
C'mere, cupcake!
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8462
Who:
Soldier
Peek-a-boo!
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8421
Who:
Spy
This is not a trick.
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8417
Who:
Spy
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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8380
Who:
Demoman
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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8293
Who:
Scout
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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8252
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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8226
Who:
Heavy
FIRE!
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8087
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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8080
Who:
Sniper
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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8055
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7997
Who:
Demoman
I'm running circles around ya!
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7986
Who:
Scout
Get on point, stupid!
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7963
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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7929
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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7918
Who:
Engineer
Freedom!
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7889
Who:
Demoman
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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7872
Who:
Soldier
Yes!
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7767
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Medic
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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7756
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Heavy
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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7752
Who:
Heavy
Now, doctor... now!
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7740
Who:
Sniper
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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7730
Who:
Medic
Heartwarming
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7723
Who:
Spy
All of you are dead!
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7707
Who:
Heavy
Piece of piss!
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7671
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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7644
Who:
Soldier
That was delicious!
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7631
Who:
Heavy
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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7606
Who:
Engineer
Fire! Fire!
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7599
Who:
Pyro
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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7587
Who:
Demoman
Kaboom!
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7585
Who:
Soldier
Let's do it!
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7543
Who:
Demoman
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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7536
Who:
Pyro
*critical death*
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7498
Who:
Soldier
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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7423
Who:
Spy
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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7420
Who:
Engineer
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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7412
Who:
Scout
They can go to hell!
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7330
Who:
Pyro
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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7325
Who:
Demoman
Schnell, raus raus!
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7321
Who:
Medic
Boo!
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7316
Who:
Heavy
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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7302
Who:
Heavy
Thanks, mate!
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7294
Who:
Sniper
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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7286
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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7269
Who:
Scout
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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7210
Who:
Medic
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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7139
Who:
Soldier
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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7128
Who:
Heavy
Dammit!
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7084
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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7055
Who:
Soldier
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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7031
Who:
Scout
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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7028
Who:
Spy
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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7001
Who:
Engineer
I feel tres bon!
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7000
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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6976
Who:
Pyro
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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6966
Who:
Heavy
Buildin' a sentry!
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6956
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Engineer
Spy is not our Spy!
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6918
Who:
Heavy
I am ze Übermensch!
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6848
Who:
Medic
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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6838
Who:
Demoman
Is this... mon dieu!
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6836
Who:
Spy
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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6820
Who:
Spy
You have 30 seconds to live!
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6819
Who:
Medic
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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6807
Who:
Soldier
I do believe I'm on fire!
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6727
Who:
Spy
Need a dispenser here!
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6709
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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6701
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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6693
Who:
Demoman
Very good! Very, very good!
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6661
Who:
Heavy
Gotta move that gear up!
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6652
Who:
Engineer
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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6649
Who:
Spy
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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6633
Who:
Scout
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