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It seems I am not the only Spy
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9850
Who:
Spy
Thank you Engineer!
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9799
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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9697
Who:
Scout
Ohh, it is sad day!
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9625
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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9616
Who:
Demoman
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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9586
Who:
Engineer
Ja!
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9524
Who:
Medic
YES!
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9469
Who:
Spy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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9411
Who:
Heavy
I never really was on your side!
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9411
Who:
Spy
Sandvich make me strong!
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9401
Who:
Heavy
Nah
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9386
Who:
Sniper
And another thing: you're ugly!
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9370
Who:
Engineer
Engineer is credit to team!
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9357
Who:
Heavy
Augh.. merde...
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9334
Who:
Spy
Darn
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9268
Who:
Engineer
Oh no!
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9198
Who:
Spy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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9183
Who:
Scout
Heck yes!
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9179
Who:
Engineer
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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9134
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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9119
Who:
Engineer
I think not!
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9115
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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9056
Who:
Heavy
I'm running circles around ya!
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9043
Who:
Scout
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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9028
Who:
Scout
C'mere, cupcake!
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8997
Who:
Soldier
That's damn right embarrassing!
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8992
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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8965
Who:
Medic
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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8951
Who:
Heavy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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8920
Who:
Announcer
I am fully charged!
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8908
Who:
Medic
Peek-a-boo!
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8896
Who:
Spy
This is not a trick.
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8888
Who:
Spy
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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8810
Who:
Scout
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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8775
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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8760
Who:
Demoman
FIRE!
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8748
Who:
Demoman
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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8719
Who:
Soldier
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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8707
Who:
Soldier
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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8520
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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8496
Who:
Sniper
Let's do it!
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8397
Who:
Demoman
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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8375
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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8372
Who:
Engineer
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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8372
Who:
Spy
Get on point, stupid!
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8316
Who:
Heavy
Freedom!
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8305
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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8257
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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8188
Who:
Soldier
Piece of piss!
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8180
Who:
Sniper
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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8180
Who:
Scout
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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8150
Who:
Medic
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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8104
Who:
Pyro
Yes!
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8103
Who:
Medic
All of you are dead!
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8098
Who:
Heavy
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8080
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire!
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8049
Who:
Pyro
Now, doctor... now!
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8047
Who:
Sniper
Heartwarming
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8044
Who:
Spy
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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8001
Who:
Demoman
Kaboom!
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7974
Who:
Soldier
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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7969
Who:
Engineer
That was delicious!
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7967
Who:
Heavy
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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7955
Who:
Engineer
They can go to hell!
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7915
Who:
Pyro
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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7872
Who:
Spy
Boo!
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7776
Who:
Heavy
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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7768
Who:
Demoman
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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7765
Who:
Scout
I feel tres bon!
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7720
Who:
Spy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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7715
Who:
Scout
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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7678
Who:
Heavy
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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7656
Who:
Soldier
Schnell, raus raus!
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7627
Who:
Medic
Thanks, mate!
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7618
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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7569
Who:
Pyro
Dammit!
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7564
Who:
Engineer
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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7520
Who:
Spy
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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7505
Who:
Heavy
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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7490
Who:
Medic
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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7468
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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7459
Who:
Soldier
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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7445
Who:
Scout
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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7434
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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7425
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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7413
Who:
Scout
Buildin' a sentry!
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7392
Who:
Engineer
Is this... mon dieu!
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7340
Who:
Spy
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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7326
Who:
Soldier
Spy is not our Spy!
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7306
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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7267
Who:
Engineer
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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7257
Who:
Spy
*screams*
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7239
Who:
Spy
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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7206
Who:
Demoman
I do believe I'm on fire!
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7186
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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7179
Who:
Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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7157
Who:
Pyro
I am ze Übermensch!
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7149
Who:
Medic
You have 30 seconds to live!
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7148
Who:
Medic
*laughter*
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7146
Who:
Heavy
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