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Okay, mate!
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10039
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Sniper
Thank you Engineer!
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10008
Who:
Medic
I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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9851
Who:
Scout
Ja!
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9795
Who:
Medic
Ohh, it is sad day!
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9790
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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9777
Who:
Demoman
YES!
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9766
Who:
Spy
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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9759
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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9738
Who:
Soldier
And another thing: you're ugly!
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9614
Who:
Engineer
Nah
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9574
Who:
Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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9549
Who:
Heavy
Augh.. merde...
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9546
Who:
Spy
I never really was on your side!
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9537
Who:
Spy
Engineer is credit to team!
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9520
Who:
Heavy
Darn
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9519
Who:
Engineer
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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9515
Who:
Heavy
Oh no!
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9451
Who:
Spy
I'm running circles around ya!
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9396
Who:
Scout
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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9364
Who:
Scout
I think not!
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9336
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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9304
Who:
Heavy
Heck yes!
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9301
Who:
Engineer
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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9274
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hee, would'ya look at that?
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9225
Who:
Engineer
You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I gotta frickin'... such a tiny little head!
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9196
Who:
Scout
C'mere, cupcake!
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9188
Who:
Soldier
Medic!
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9161
Who:
Medic
That's damn right embarrassing!
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9119
Who:
Sniper
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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9104
Who:
Heavy
I am fully charged!
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9072
Who:
Medic
This is not a trick.
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9046
Who:
Spy
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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9045
Who:
Announcer
Peek-a-boo!
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9033
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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9021
Who:
Demoman
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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8983
Who:
Scout
FIRE!
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8945
Who:
Demoman
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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8934
Who:
Soldier
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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8897
Who:
Soldier
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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8893
Who:
Demoman
Let's do it!
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8694
Who:
Demoman
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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8672
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter!
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8636
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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8578
Who:
Engineer
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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8573
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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8565
Who:
Soldier
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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8550
Who:
Spy
Freedom!
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8520
Who:
Demoman
Nice hustle, tons-o-fun! Next time, eat a salad!
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8461
Who:
Scout
Get on point, stupid!
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8401
Who:
Heavy
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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8351
Who:
Medic
Piece of piss!
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8347
Who:
Sniper
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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8294
Who:
Pyro
Yes!
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8272
Who:
Medic
Fire! Fire!
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8235
Who:
Pyro
All of you are dead!
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8215
Who:
Heavy
I feel tres bon!
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8188
Who:
Spy
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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8184
Who:
Engineer
You are so small! Is funny to me!
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8145
Who:
Heavy
Heartwarming
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8142
Who:
Spy
Now, doctor... now!
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8140
Who:
Sniper
I hate you campers! Everybody bloody hates you!
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8131
Who:
Demoman
They can go to hell!
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8124
Who:
Pyro
Kaboom!
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8119
Who:
Soldier
That was delicious!
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8085
Who:
Heavy
Dagged-nagged-nabbit-dagit!
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8068
Who:
Engineer
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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8041
Who:
Spy
Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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7931
Who:
Demoman
I am owning you, you fat bald fatty fat... fat-fat!
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7918
Who:
Scout
Boo!
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7916
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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7902
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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7770
Who:
Pyro
You were loud and ugly and now you're dead, amen!
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7769
Who:
Soldier
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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7767
Who:
Heavy
Schnell, raus raus!
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7759
Who:
Medic
Dammit!
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7740
Who:
Engineer
Thanks, mate!
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7714
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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7679
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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7672
Who:
Demoman
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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7661
Who:
Heavy
Hello again, dumb-bell!
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7634
Who:
Spy
Hey boys, it's a Spy!
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7600
Who:
Engineer
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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7584
Who:
Medic
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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7569
Who:
Soldier
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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7564
Who:
Heavy
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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7554
Who:
Scout
You are all maggots! You scum-sucking fruit baskets!
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7544
Who:
Soldier
*screams*
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7524
Who:
Spy
Buildin' a sentry!
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7518
Who:
Engineer
Is this... mon dieu!
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7471
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7456
Who:
Engineer
If I wasn't the man I was I'd kiss ya
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7437
Who:
Demoman
Spy is not our Spy!
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7409
Who:
Heavy
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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7373
Who:
Spy
*long laugh*
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7370
Who:
Soldier
*laughter*
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7342
Who:
Heavy
I do believe I'm on fire!
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7341
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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7338
Who:
Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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7317
Who:
Pyro
I am ze Übermensch!
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7304
Who:
Medic
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