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Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8589
Who:
Medic
Aw, what are you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?
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8571
Who:
Scout
Laughter really is the best medicine! *laughs*
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8567
Who:
Spy
*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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8549
Who:
Heavy
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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8548
Who:
Scout
Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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8539
Who:
Heavy
*screams in pain*
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8537
Who:
Spy
Thanks, mate!
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8522
Who:
Sniper
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8509
Who:
Demoman
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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8508
Who:
Soldier
Piss off, big-head!
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8483
Who:
Sniper
Spy is not our Spy!
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8459
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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8446
Who:
Demoman
Yes!
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8439
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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8429
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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8427
Who:
Pyro
*whistles*
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8370
Who:
Spy
I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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8320
Who:
Medic
Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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8308
Who:
Scout
You have 30 seconds to live!
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8282
Who:
Medic
Think fast, chucklenuts!
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8267
Who:
Scout
That there is just a sad display, boy!
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8234
Who:
Engineer
*burp*
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8230
Who:
Announcer
*long laugh*
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8179
Who:
Soldier
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
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8093
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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8051
Who:
Demoman
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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8038
Who:
Spy
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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8029
Who:
Demoman
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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8028
Who:
Heavy
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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7922
Who:
Soldier
*critical death*
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7905
Who:
Pyro
All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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7900
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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7888
Who:
Medic
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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7813
Who:
Demoman
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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7776
Who:
Soldier
Was there ever any doubt?
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7771
Who:
Spy
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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7727
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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7655
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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7601
Who:
Demoman
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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7548
Who:
Scout
*long laugh*
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7545
Who:
Demoman
Very good! Very, very good!
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7534
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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7503
Who:
Engineer
Hit it doc!
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7499
Who:
Demoman
But of course!
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7487
Who:
Spy
Here's a schematic for ya! My ass!
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7481
Who:
Scout
Alert! The center control point is being captured!
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7469
Who:
Announcer
Diagnosis? You suck!
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7468
Who:
Scout
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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7425
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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7400
Who:
Heavy
Heavy is Spy!
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7394
Who:
Heavy
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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7369
Who:
Spy
You failed!
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7348
Who:
Pyro
The freakin' hard-hat is a Spy!
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7321
Who:
Scout
What did they expect?
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7319
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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7283
Who:
Scout
This sucks on ice!
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7277
Who:
Scout
Boo!
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7273
Who:
Scout
You failed! Stalemate!
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7272
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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7266
Who:
Engineer
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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7266
Who:
Soldier
Nah!
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7238
Who:
Demoman
Achtung! Spy!
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7225
Who:
Medic
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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7213
Who:
Medic
Nah!
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7202
Who:
Sniper
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7180
Who:
Soldier
*gibberish*
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7163
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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7161
Who:
Spy
Boo!
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7156
Who:
Pyro
I love this doctor!
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7139
Who:
Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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7117
Who:
Pyro
Yes!
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7091
Who:
Spy
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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7082
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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7077
Who:
Soldier
No worries, mate! *laughs*
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7074
Who:
Spy
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
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7068
Who:
Medic
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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7045
Who:
Scout
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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7007
Who:
Heavy
Do it, doc, do it!
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6997
Who:
Scout
You disgust me!
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6989
Who:
Spy
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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6967
Who:
Announcer
*laugh* You got owned!
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6966
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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6960
Who:
Heavy
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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6916
Who:
Demoman
You live in a van! *laughs*
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6907
Who:
Spy
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6898
Who:
Spy
Teaaaaaam!
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6893
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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6887
Who:
Pyro
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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6884
Who:
Demoman
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6875
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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6859
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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6846
Who:
Demoman
That person is a spy!
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6844
Who:
Pyro
Slap my hand!
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6828
Who:
Spy
Place a dispenser here!
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6822
Who:
Spy
Engineer is Spy!
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6819
Who:
Heavy
Niet!
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6815
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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6793
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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6790
Who:
Engineer
Dumbass!
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6789
Who:
Scout
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