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You. Are. Terrible!
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Scout
You cannot hide, coward!
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Heavy
The sentry goes here!
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Medic
Hit it, doc!
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Soldier
*burp*
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3745
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Announcer
Gotcha, mumbles!
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781
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Engineer
The suitcase has returned to the drop site.
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627
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Announcer
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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4578
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Scout
Did you think I would forget you?
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1689
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Heavy
Turn your head and cough!
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1378
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Medic
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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1375
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Scout
Thanks!
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1089
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Soldier
Holy dooley!
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13941
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Sniper
The Medic is a Spy!
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Spy
*short laugh*
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5467
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Demoman
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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Pyro
I need some help!
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1348
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Soldier
Medic!
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14083
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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1627
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Engineer
Thanks, Engie!
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1407
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Soldier
Go on, get!
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749
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Engineer
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3726
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Scout
Help! Now!
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5944
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Heavy
They have the suitcase!
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676
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Announcer
You are all dishonorably discharged!
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Soldier
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3932
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Spy
Yeah!
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Scout
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4766
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Spy
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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3378
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Medic
Nice goin', partner
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1440
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Engineer
We have secured the control point!
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Announcer
Achtung! Spy!
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Medic
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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Demoman
The Pyro is a Spy!
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Spy
Gotcha, crouton!
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Soldier
Gentlemen!
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70049
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Spy
I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacs of scum!
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Soldier
All must come to cart!
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746
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Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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6859
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Sniper
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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3143
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Medic
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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Scout
They are weakened!
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1354
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Medic
I think you need more men!
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1046
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Heavy
Spy around here!
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3366
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Engineer
Another satisfied customer!
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3374
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Engineer
We have the Australium!
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Announcer
It is good day to be giant man!
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Heavy
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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Sniper
Yes!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2848
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Sniper
You failed!
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7348
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Pyro
Play ball!
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Scout
My flesh, it burns!
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Heavy
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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Heavy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4413
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Scout
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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29015
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Medic
Keep it up!
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812
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Medic
Less talk, more fight!
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Soldier
Aw hell!
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2843
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Engineer
Ready to charge!
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1631
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Medic
Spy is not our Spy!
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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Scout
*gibberish*
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4768
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Demoman
Bah!
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1648
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Demoman
Commence team scramble, now!
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627
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Announcer
Go!
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Heavy
The teleporter goes here!
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Medic
On me, doc!
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Engineer
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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Engineer
Maggots!
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Soldier
Are you all trying for a Section-8?
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Soldier
Who wants some of this?
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870
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Scout
Incoming!
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Sniper
Fight me, coward!
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1429
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Heavy
Come stand on the point, you idiot!
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Spy
Piss off, you mongrels
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2013
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Sniper
Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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10540
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Demoman
Depth perception pal, look into it!
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Scout
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
More rubble, less trouble!
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Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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886
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Demoman
I don't think they saw that one coming
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1639
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Demoman
Back to the drawing-board, genius!
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Sniper
*gasps in pain*
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4192
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Spy
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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Soldier
Go left!
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760
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Medic
You got blood on my knife, mate
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Sniper
You were good son, real good... maybe even the best
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Medic
Now doctor, now!
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Sniper
Howdy, partner!
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Spy
Get to the control points!
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631
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Announcer
Take that, book-smarts!
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Sniper
Not another cruddy tie!
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Pyro
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1198
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Demoman
Now is coward killing time!
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6037
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Heavy
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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Engineer
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