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*critical death*
Listens:
5544
Who:
Engineer
Dispenser down!
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5539
Who:
Engineer
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
Listens:
5536
Who:
Medic
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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5523
Who:
Heavy
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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5523
Who:
Demoman
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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5490
Who:
Sniper
I Spy with my little eye!
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5486
Who:
Heavy
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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5485
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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5469
Who:
Scout
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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5449
Who:
Sniper
Suprise!
Listens:
5446
Who:
Spy
Let's kill-em-all!
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5440
Who:
Pyro
Yes, I like this new weapon!
Listens:
5433
Who:
Heavy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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5404
Who:
Medic
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5385
Who:
Engineer
Many thanks!
Listens:
5374
Who:
Heavy
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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5366
Who:
Soldier
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5360
Who:
Engineer
What?!
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5335
Who:
Scout
Now is coward killing time!
Listens:
5307
Who:
Heavy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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5275
Who:
Spy
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
Listens:
5271
Who:
Medic
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5242
Who:
Scout
Bologna! *laughs*
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5226
Who:
Heavy
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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5211
Who:
Scout
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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5188
Who:
Scout
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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5183
Who:
Spy
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5176
Who:
Heavy
*laugh* You got owned!
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5160
Who:
Scout
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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5149
Who:
Scout
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5132
Who:
Heavy
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
Listens:
5125
Who:
Medic
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5122
Who:
Sniper
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
Listens:
5122
Who:
Spy
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
Listens:
5073
Who:
Sniper
Bap!
Listens:
5072
Who:
Engineer
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
Listens:
5070
Who:
Engineer
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5063
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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5039
Who:
Engineer
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
Listens:
5039
Who:
Soldier
Ach, was ist los?
Listens:
5036
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
Listens:
5036
Who:
Pyro
May I make a suggestion? Run.
Listens:
5029
Who:
Spy
Haha. Yeah!
Listens:
5027
Who:
Pyro
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
Listens:
5022
Who:
Spy
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
Listens:
5010
Who:
Engineer
I was never on your side either... wanker!
Listens:
5009
Who:
Sniper
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
Listens:
4997
Who:
Soldier
You're dead, that's good, amen!
Listens:
4996
Who:
Soldier
Help! Now!
Listens:
4989
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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4982
Who:
Demoman
Bloody SPY!
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4968
Who:
Demoman
Doctor!
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4964
Who:
Heavy
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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4955
Who:
Scout
Warning!
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4941
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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4938
Who:
Heavy
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
Listens:
4935
Who:
Sniper
God save the Queen!
Listens:
4934
Who:
Sniper
Go ahead and cry, baby!
Listens:
4933
Who:
Heavy
Oh, please!
Listens:
4883
Who:
Spy
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
Listens:
4858
Who:
Announcer
What's up, doc? *laughs*
Listens:
4851
Who:
Sniper
Damnit boys!
Listens:
4796
Who:
Soldier
Hey overalls, you suck!
Listens:
4795
Who:
Scout
Aw, crap!
Listens:
4793
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*!
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4791
Who:
Medic
That Engineer is a Spy!
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4778
Who:
Engineer
I appear to have burst into flames!
Listens:
4730
Who:
Spy
*screams in pain*
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4726
Who:
Spy
I require assistance!
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4717
Who:
Spy
Dumbass!
Listens:
4703
Who:
Scout
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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4661
Who:
Medic
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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4651
Who:
Heavy
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
Listens:
4639
Who:
Scout
I didn't need your help, you know...
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4624
Who:
Demoman
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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4610
Who:
Sniper
One
Listens:
4600
Who:
Announcer
So much blood!
Listens:
4598
Who:
Heavy
Today is a good day!
Listens:
4596
Who:
Soldier
I'm on fire now!
Listens:
4595
Who:
Pyro
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
Listens:
4593
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
Listens:
4563
Who:
Demoman
Very bad!
Listens:
4544
Who:
Heavy
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
Listens:
4543
Who:
Scout
Not good!
Listens:
4529
Who:
Heavy
The medal, it is so tiny!
Listens:
4521
Who:
Heavy
Eat it fatty!
Listens:
4515
Who:
Scout
Oh, the horror...
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4509
Who:
Pyro
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
Listens:
4497
Who:
Spy
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
Listens:
4490
Who:
Soldier
Aw, crap...
Listens:
4489
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
Listens:
4481
Who:
Medic
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
Listens:
4473
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
Listens:
4456
Who:
Engineer
Charge now, doctor!
Listens:
4456
Who:
Heavy
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
Listens:
4454
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
Listens:
4448
Who:
Engineer
Yeah!
Listens:
4447
Who:
Engineer
It is good day to be giant man!
Listens:
4446
Who:
Heavy
*long laugh*!
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4443
Who:
Medic
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