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But of course!
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5654
Who:
Spy
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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5637
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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5635
Who:
Scout
Dispenser down!
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5623
Who:
Engineer
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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5615
Who:
Medic
Let's kill-em-all!
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5612
Who:
Pyro
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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5598
Who:
Sniper
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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5590
Who:
Heavy
I Spy with my little eye!
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5587
Who:
Heavy
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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5555
Who:
Sniper
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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5553
Who:
Spy
Suprise!
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5545
Who:
Spy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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5519
Who:
Medic
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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5517
Who:
Heavy
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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5480
Who:
Soldier
What?!
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5468
Who:
Scout
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5451
Who:
Engineer
Many thanks!
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5439
Who:
Heavy
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5409
Who:
Engineer
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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5398
Who:
Spy
Now is coward killing time!
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5395
Who:
Heavy
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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5365
Who:
Medic
Bologna! *laughs*
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5363
Who:
Heavy
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5320
Who:
Scout
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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5316
Who:
Spy
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5306
Who:
Heavy
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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5302
Who:
Scout
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Listens:
5299
Who:
Scout
*laugh* You got owned!
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5294
Who:
Scout
Bap!
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5278
Who:
Engineer
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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5253
Who:
Scout
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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5220
Who:
Spy
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5218
Who:
Sniper
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5216
Who:
Medic
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5215
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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5204
Who:
Pyro
*critical death*
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5170
Who:
Engineer
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5161
Who:
Demoman
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5152
Who:
Sniper
Ach, was ist los?
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5149
Who:
Medic
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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5147
Who:
Engineer
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5137
Who:
Engineer
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5137
Who:
Soldier
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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5131
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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5124
Who:
Heavy
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5118
Who:
Spy
Haha. Yeah!
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5114
Who:
Pyro
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5107
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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5106
Who:
Demoman
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5090
Who:
Soldier
Bloody SPY!
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5086
Who:
Demoman
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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5084
Who:
Scout
Help! Now!
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5079
Who:
Heavy
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5068
Who:
Soldier
Warning!
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5047
Who:
Announcer
Doctor!
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5044
Who:
Heavy
God save the Queen!
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5024
Who:
Sniper
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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4999
Who:
Sniper
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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4996
Who:
Heavy
I appear to have burst into flames!
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4975
Who:
Spy
Oh, please!
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4965
Who:
Spy
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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4958
Who:
Announcer
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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4926
Who:
Sniper
Aw, crap!
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4922
Who:
Scout
Hey overalls, you suck!
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4916
Who:
Scout
Damnit boys!
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4909
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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4899
Who:
Medic
*screams in pain*
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4888
Who:
Spy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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4883
Who:
Engineer
Dumbass!
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4846
Who:
Scout
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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4837
Who:
Medic
I require assistance!
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4770
Who:
Spy
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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4755
Who:
Soldier
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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4741
Who:
Heavy
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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4722
Who:
Scout
I'm on fire now!
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4720
Who:
Pyro
One
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4713
Who:
Announcer
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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4705
Who:
Heavy
I didn't need your help, you know...
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4676
Who:
Demoman
Today is a good day!
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4674
Who:
Soldier
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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4667
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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4660
Who:
Demoman
So much blood!
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4655
Who:
Heavy
Very bad!
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4637
Who:
Heavy
Aw, crap...
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4633
Who:
Scout
Oh, the horror...
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4631
Who:
Pyro
*critical death*
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4626
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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4622
Who:
Medic
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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4622
Who:
Scout
Not good!
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4603
Who:
Heavy
Eat it fatty!
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4582
Who:
Scout
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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4578
Who:
Spy
The medal, it is so tiny!
Listens:
4576
Who:
Heavy
Yee-haw!
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4565
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*!
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4560
Who:
Medic
Medic!
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4556
Who:
Engineer
Charge now, doctor!
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4550
Who:
Heavy
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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4548
Who:
Heavy
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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4535
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
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4528
Who:
Engineer
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