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Dumbass!
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6779
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Scout
What?!
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6778
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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6775
Who:
Engineer
Yee-haw!
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6747
Who:
Engineer
Bap!
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6732
Who:
Engineer
Now I've seen everything
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6718
Who:
Engineer
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6703
Who:
Sniper
I Spy with my little eye!
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6645
Who:
Heavy
Let's kill-em-all!
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6642
Who:
Pyro
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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6633
Who:
Soldier
I appear to have burst into flames!
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6608
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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6569
Who:
Pyro
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6548
Who:
Engineer
Bologna! *laughs*
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6523
Who:
Heavy
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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6519
Who:
Sniper
*screams in pain*
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6512
Who:
Spy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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6493
Who:
Spy
Okay!
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6488
Who:
Sniper
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6462
Who:
Scout
I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen!
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6445
Who:
Spy
Dispenser down!
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6441
Who:
Engineer
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6384
Who:
Demoman
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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6363
Who:
Scout
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6359
Who:
Medic
Bloody SPY!
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6332
Who:
Demoman
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6319
Who:
Scout
But of course!
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6294
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Spy
Many thanks!
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6267
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Heavy
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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6241
Who:
Spy
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6232
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Heavy
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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6231
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Heavy
Suprise!
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6226
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Spy
Aw, crap!
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6192
Who:
Scout
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
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6182
Who:
Medic
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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6180
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Soldier
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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6135
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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6122
Who:
Engineer
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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6120
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Soldier
God save the Queen!
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6087
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Sniper
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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6082
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Spy
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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6082
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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6077
Who:
Engineer
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'
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6074
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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6052
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Demoman
Now is coward killing time!
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6031
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Heavy
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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6017
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Medic
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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6004
Who:
Scout
Aw, crap...
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5990
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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5985
Who:
Sniper
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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5980
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Demoman
*critical death*
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5978
Who:
Medic
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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5966
Who:
Heavy
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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5964
Who:
Heavy
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5941
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Engineer
Help! Now!
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5935
Who:
Heavy
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5917
Who:
Engineer
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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5905
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Scout
*long laugh*!
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5899
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Medic
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5899
Who:
Engineer
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5862
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Sniper
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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5861
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Spy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5858
Who:
Engineer
Warning!
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5857
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Announcer
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5857
Who:
Soldier
Haha. Yeah!
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5853
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Pyro
*screams in pain*
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5851
Who:
Spy
Hey overalls, you suck!
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5850
Who:
Scout
I am owning you, you fat bald bastard!
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5828
Who:
Scout
Oh, please!
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5791
Who:
Spy
Doctor!
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5784
Who:
Heavy
I'll notify your next of kin, that you sucked!
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5782
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Demoman
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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5775
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Medic
Ach, was ist los?
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5773
Who:
Medic
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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5761
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Sniper
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5730
Who:
Sniper
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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5723
Who:
Soldier
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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5711
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*!
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5693
Who:
Medic
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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5662
Who:
Sniper
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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5659
Who:
Announcer
Damnit boys!
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5637
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Soldier
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5626
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Sniper
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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5601
Who:
Heavy
Let's do this Texas style!
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5601
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Engineer
Boo!
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5599
Who:
Demoman
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5579
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Soldier
One
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5541
Who:
Announcer
Oh, the horror...
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5540
Who:
Pyro
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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5495
Who:
Scout
I'm on fire now!
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5466
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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5464
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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5448
Who:
Heavy
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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5435
Who:
Heavy
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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5417
Who:
Medic
This sucks!
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5412
Who:
Scout
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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5408
Who:
Heavy
*sings*
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5391
Who:
Heavy
Eat it fatty!
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5375
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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5359
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
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5354
Who:
Engineer
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