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You just ain't doin' it right!
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5186
Who:
Engineer
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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5184
Who:
Heavy
Dispenser down!
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5170
Who:
Engineer
Many thanks!
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5169
Who:
Heavy
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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5152
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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5151
Who:
Engineer
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5140
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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5123
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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5108
Who:
Engineer
Suprise!
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5104
Who:
Spy
I Spy with my little eye!
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5102
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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5092
Who:
Engineer
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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5035
Who:
Heavy
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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5034
Who:
Sniper
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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5033
Who:
Medic
Now is coward killing time!
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5032
Who:
Heavy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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5032
Who:
Medic
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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5006
Who:
Soldier
Let's kill-em-all!
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4982
Who:
Pyro
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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4944
Who:
Scout
What?!
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4918
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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4897
Who:
Scout
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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4881
Who:
Medic
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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4857
Who:
Spy
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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4856
Who:
Scout
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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4851
Who:
Scout
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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4838
Who:
Heavy
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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4818
Who:
Scout
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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4801
Who:
Sniper
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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4799
Who:
Heavy
Ach, was ist los?
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4792
Who:
Medic
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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4758
Who:
Sniper
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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4744
Who:
Soldier
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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4744
Who:
Spy
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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4727
Who:
Sniper
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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4720
Who:
Demoman
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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4718
Who:
Soldier
Bologna! *laughs*
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4715
Who:
Heavy
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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4709
Who:
Engineer
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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4673
Who:
Sniper
Haha. Yeah!
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4670
Who:
Pyro
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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4669
Who:
Spy
Warning!
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4666
Who:
Announcer
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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4663
Who:
Spy
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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4652
Who:
Spy
Help! Now!
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4644
Who:
Heavy
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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4644
Who:
Heavy
*laugh* You got owned!
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4642
Who:
Scout
Oh, please!
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4640
Who:
Spy
God save the Queen!
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4635
Who:
Sniper
Doctor!
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4631
Who:
Heavy
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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4629
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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4627
Who:
Demoman
Bap!
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4589
Who:
Engineer
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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4569
Who:
Engineer
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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4531
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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4518
Who:
Engineer
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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4516
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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4510
Who:
Pyro
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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4491
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*!
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4480
Who:
Medic
Damnit boys!
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4480
Who:
Soldier
I require assistance!
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4471
Who:
Spy
Bloody SPY!
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4466
Who:
Demoman
I didn't need your help, you know...
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4424
Who:
Demoman
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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4418
Who:
Medic
Hey overalls, you suck!
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4415
Who:
Scout
Aw, crap!
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4384
Who:
Scout
Dumbass!
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4368
Who:
Scout
I appear to have burst into flames!
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4367
Who:
Spy
Today is a good day!
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4365
Who:
Soldier
So much blood!
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4362
Who:
Heavy
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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4360
Who:
Heavy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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4347
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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4318
Who:
Heavy
The medal, it is so tiny!
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4317
Who:
Heavy
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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4292
Who:
Scout
Very bad!
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4276
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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4275
Who:
Demoman
Not good!
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4267
Who:
Heavy
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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4253
Who:
Heavy
One
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4218
Who:
Announcer
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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4202
Who:
Heavy
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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4201
Who:
Scout
*screams in pain*
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4191
Who:
Spy
It is good day to be giant man!
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4189
Who:
Heavy
I'm on fire now!
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4188
Who:
Pyro
Eat it fatty!
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4175
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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4165
Who:
Engineer
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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4160
Who:
Spy
*long laugh*!
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4149
Who:
Medic
Charge now, doctor!
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4139
Who:
Heavy
This is unnacceptable!
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4135
Who:
Medic
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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4120
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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4117
Who:
Medic
Oh, the horror...
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4116
Who:
Pyro
Da, this will work
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4110
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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4109
Who:
Pyro
Kaboom to you, sir!
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4107
Who:
Spy
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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4096
Who:
Soldier
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