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Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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5229
Who:
Heavy
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5211
Who:
Engineer
Dispenser down!
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5199
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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5199
Who:
Engineer
Many thanks!
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5192
Who:
Heavy
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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5190
Who:
Demoman
*critical death*
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5174
Who:
Demoman
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5162
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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5143
Who:
Engineer
I Spy with my little eye!
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5133
Who:
Heavy
Suprise!
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5133
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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5121
Who:
Engineer
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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5092
Who:
Heavy
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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5083
Who:
Sniper
Now is coward killing time!
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5062
Who:
Heavy
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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5061
Who:
Medic
The Sniper is a Spy!
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5058
Who:
Medic
Let's kill-em-all!
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5032
Who:
Pyro
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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5030
Who:
Soldier
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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4970
Who:
Scout
What?!
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4954
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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4947
Who:
Scout
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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4906
Who:
Medic
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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4897
Who:
Spy
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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4891
Who:
Scout
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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4887
Who:
Scout
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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4878
Who:
Heavy
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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4853
Who:
Scout
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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4831
Who:
Heavy
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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4830
Who:
Sniper
Ach, was ist los?
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4815
Who:
Medic
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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4799
Who:
Sniper
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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4781
Who:
Spy
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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4777
Who:
Soldier
Bologna! *laughs*
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4760
Who:
Heavy
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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4749
Who:
Engineer
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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4749
Who:
Sniper
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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4749
Who:
Demoman
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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4744
Who:
Soldier
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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4713
Who:
Spy
Haha. Yeah!
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4704
Who:
Pyro
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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4702
Who:
Sniper
Warning!
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4696
Who:
Announcer
Help! Now!
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4695
Who:
Heavy
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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4693
Who:
Spy
*laugh* You got owned!
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4691
Who:
Scout
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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4688
Who:
Spy
Doctor!
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4685
Who:
Heavy
God save the Queen!
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4673
Who:
Sniper
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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4671
Who:
Heavy
Oh, please!
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4662
Who:
Spy
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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4660
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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4659
Who:
Demoman
Bap!
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4615
Who:
Engineer
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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4588
Who:
Engineer
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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4562
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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4554
Who:
Pyro
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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4552
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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4551
Who:
Engineer
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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4530
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*!
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4520
Who:
Medic
Damnit boys!
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4508
Who:
Soldier
Bloody SPY!
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4496
Who:
Demoman
I require assistance!
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4492
Who:
Spy
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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4453
Who:
Medic
Hey overalls, you suck!
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4449
Who:
Scout
I didn't need your help, you know...
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4446
Who:
Demoman
Aw, crap!
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4438
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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4403
Who:
Heavy
I appear to have burst into flames!
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4401
Who:
Spy
So much blood!
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4397
Who:
Heavy
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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4395
Who:
Heavy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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4392
Who:
Sniper
Dumbass!
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4391
Who:
Scout
Today is a good day!
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4390
Who:
Soldier
The medal, it is so tiny!
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4349
Who:
Heavy
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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4323
Who:
Scout
Very bad!
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4302
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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4299
Who:
Demoman
Not good!
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4298
Who:
Heavy
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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4285
Who:
Heavy
One
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4258
Who:
Announcer
*screams in pain*
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4244
Who:
Spy
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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4241
Who:
Heavy
I'm on fire now!
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4234
Who:
Pyro
*long laugh*!
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4231
Who:
Medic
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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4230
Who:
Scout
It is good day to be giant man!
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4214
Who:
Heavy
Eat it fatty!
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4203
Who:
Scout
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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4198
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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4193
Who:
Engineer
Charge now, doctor!
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4183
Who:
Heavy
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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4170
Who:
Heavy
Oh, the horror...
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4159
Who:
Pyro
This is unnacceptable!
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4152
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
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4151
Who:
Medic
Kaboom to you, sir!
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4145
Who:
Spy
Da, this will work
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4142
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
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4134
Who:
Engineer
Aw, crap...
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4133
Who:
Scout
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