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Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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5148
Who:
Heavy
Many thanks!
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5146
Who:
Heavy
Dispenser down!
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5134
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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5128
Who:
Pyro
You're like a little bunny, scurrying around, eatin' your lettuce and berries!
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5128
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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5108
Who:
Engineer
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5098
Who:
Engineer
Suprise!
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5071
Who:
Spy
I Spy with my little eye!
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5069
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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5032
Who:
Engineer
The Sniper is a Spy!
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5009
Who:
Medic
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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5008
Who:
Medic
Now is coward killing time!
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5003
Who:
Heavy
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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4994
Who:
Heavy
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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4987
Who:
Sniper
You are now a conscientious objector to being dead, hippie!
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4963
Who:
Soldier
Let's kill-em-all!
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4933
Who:
Pyro
Here's somethin' you shoulda build: a not-dying machine!
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4907
Who:
Scout
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
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4867
Who:
Medic
What?!
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4858
Who:
Scout
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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4816
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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4814
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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4809
Who:
Demoman
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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4806
Who:
Scout
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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4805
Who:
Heavy
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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4798
Who:
Scout
Should've saved a bullet for some of you blokes!
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4779
Who:
Sniper
Ach, was ist los?
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4771
Who:
Medic
Everyone loses! Ha-ha-ha!
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4767
Who:
Heavy
I think I'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
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4750
Who:
Scout
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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4723
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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4714
Who:
Engineer
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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4706
Who:
Spy
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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4701
Who:
Soldier
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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4694
Who:
Sniper
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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4689
Who:
Demoman
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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4667
Who:
Engineer
Bologna! *laughs*
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4665
Who:
Heavy
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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4664
Who:
Soldier
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket!
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4642
Who:
Sniper
Warning!
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4641
Who:
Announcer
Haha. Yeah!
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4638
Who:
Pyro
May I make a suggestion? Run.
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4637
Who:
Spy
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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4630
Who:
Spy
So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!
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4623
Who:
Spy
Go ahead and cry, baby!
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4622
Who:
Heavy
Oh, please!
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4610
Who:
Spy
God save the Queen!
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4608
Who:
Sniper
*laugh* You got owned!
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4607
Who:
Scout
Help! Now!
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4598
Who:
Heavy
Doctor!
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4590
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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4579
Who:
Demoman
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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4578
Who:
Soldier
Bap!
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4546
Who:
Engineer
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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4520
Who:
Engineer
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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4493
Who:
Sniper
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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4492
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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4457
Who:
Engineer
I require assistance!
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4449
Who:
Spy
*critical death*
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4446
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*!
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4443
Who:
Medic
Damnit boys!
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4440
Who:
Soldier
Bloody SPY!
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4432
Who:
Demoman
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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4424
Who:
Scout
I didn't need your help, you know...
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4401
Who:
Demoman
Danke my hard-hatted friend!
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4394
Who:
Medic
Hey overalls, you suck!
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4382
Who:
Scout
Today is a good day!
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4341
Who:
Soldier
I appear to have burst into flames!
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4339
Who:
Spy
Dumbass!
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4337
Who:
Scout
Aw, crap!
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4337
Who:
Scout
Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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4335
Who:
Heavy
So much blood!
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4332
Who:
Heavy
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners
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4308
Who:
Sniper
The medal, it is so tiny!
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4278
Who:
Heavy
Very bad!
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4252
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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4247
Who:
Demoman
Not good!
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4246
Who:
Heavy
Ooh-hoo-hoo, your gun shoots medicine! It's intimidating!
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4241
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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4229
Who:
Heavy
Dagh! Too many little men on this team!
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4212
Who:
Heavy
Do I smell spoiled baby diaper?
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4178
Who:
Heavy
One
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4169
Who:
Announcer
It is good day to be giant man!
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4159
Who:
Heavy
Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bat is still dry. No clumps of hair, nothin'!
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4157
Who:
Scout
Eat it fatty!
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4135
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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4133
Who:
Engineer
I'm on fire now!
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4133
Who:
Pyro
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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4132
Who:
Spy
*screams in pain*
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4127
Who:
Spy
This is unnacceptable!
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4119
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*!
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4119
Who:
Medic
Charge now, doctor!
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4103
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom to you, sir!
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4078
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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4077
Who:
Pyro
Da, this will work
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4075
Who:
Heavy
Yeah!
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4071
Who:
Engineer
*critical death*
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4064
Who:
Medic
Papers, please!
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4055
Who:
Medic
Very good!
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4049
Who:
Heavy
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