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Splended!
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Spy
*hawk* *spit*
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Sniper
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9645
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Pyro
We have commandeered my point!
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1165
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Soldier
The enemy has dropped our intelligence
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938
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Announcer
Get them! Raus raus!
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1511
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Medic
Augh!
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1924
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Scout
Kaboom indeed, you drunken wretch!
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10015
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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6514
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Spy
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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2021
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Demoman
Shall we?
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1811
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Spy
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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Soldier
Jawhol!
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15038
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Medic
Don't run! Is just ham!
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1997
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Heavy
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4192
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Spy
Come to bomb wagon!
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745
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Heavy
Preposterous!
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2281
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Spy
Take it like a man, shorty!
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1403
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Engineer
Kiss me!
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84280
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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1978
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Soldier
Now I am king of team!
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1127
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Heavy
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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7548
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Scout
*screams in pain*
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16428
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Spy
And another thing: you're ugly!
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11613
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Engineer
That was too easy, mate!
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1264
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Sniper
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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Soldier
Good work
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1303
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Engineer
Coward!
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861
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Announcer
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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Announcer
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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4127
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Sniper
And that's what you get for touchin' that
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3134
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Demoman
That Spy is one of them!
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1288
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Engineer
Augh!
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1190
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Scout
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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14106
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Medic
Uh-oh! I think someone soiled diaper!
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8015
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Heavy
We have dropped the device!
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631
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Announcer
Incoming!
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1060
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Demoman
Augh!
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1530
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Soldier
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2934
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Medic
*happy laugh*
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2912
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Scout
What did they expect?
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Spy
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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Demoman
Medic!
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2695
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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1861
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Engineer
This here point is ours now!
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924
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Engineer
Spy around here!
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1560
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Demoman
FIRE!
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10932
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Demoman
C'mere, sweetheart!
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Soldier
Spy around here!
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3366
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Engineer
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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32432
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Heavy
You seein' this?!
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949
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Scout
Hit it doc!
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2444
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Scout
Spy!
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3839
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Demoman
Deploy a sentry here!
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818
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Soldier
High five!
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3238
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Pyro
Hey, private hair-cut! I might've taken a bit too much off... your head!
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1647
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Demoman
I feel tres bon!
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9682
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Spy
The suitcase is ready for pickup. Go!
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633
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Announcer
So much blood!
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5160
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Heavy
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1791
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Announcer
Raus, raus!
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1866
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Medic
Stay by the cart, fellas!
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742
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Scout
The enemy is about to deploy the device!
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631
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Announcer
Gesundheit!
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3529
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Medic
You just got dominated, Fritz!
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1182
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Soldier
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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Scout
No
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4251
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Pyro
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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Soldier
Da!
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Heavy
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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Sniper
Boink!
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Scout
We have taken the suitcase!
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632
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Announcer
Fight me, coward!
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Heavy
I'm back, you sub-normal half-wit!
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7368
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Spy
Help me!
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1101
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Sniper
Teleporter, comin' right up!
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Engineer
Follow me, doc!
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751
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Scout
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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Spy
*critical death*
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Soldier
Very bad!
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5326
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Heavy
What is your major malfunction, brother?
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4596
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Scout
Good shot, mate!
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30620
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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5172
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Heavy
That Engineer is a Spy!
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2094
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Soldier
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
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13277
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Medic
Well don't that beat all?
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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1916
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Demoman
Sentry comin' up!
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875
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Demoman
Bwa-haha-hah!
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3057
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Heavy
Help!
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3112
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Heavy
Aw, cripes! The cart!
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955
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Scout
Now, doctor... now!
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8990
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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2347
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Soldier
That Spy ain't one of us!
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1598
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Scout
Let's even this out... team scramble!
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824
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Announcer
You must not fail me again!
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1851
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Announcer
Trust me.
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1245
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Spy
Thanks, doc!
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811
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Soldier
Sir, yes sir!
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Soldier
Yo, did you even see me hittin' ya?
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Scout
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