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Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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Demoman
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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Scout
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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Announcer
Tagged ya! You wobblin' Scot!
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810
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Sniper
Sandvich make me strong!
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10745
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Heavy
Incoming!
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1698
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Demoman
New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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2874
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Heavy
Ready to charge!
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1632
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Medic
Now I am king of team!
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1127
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Heavy
I need some dog-gone help!
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2184
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Engineer
The Australium is about to self destruct!
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668
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Announcer
I have many medals!
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949
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Heavy
What did they expect?
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7328
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Spy
You have 30 seconds to live!
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8285
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Medic
Batta-swing!
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1667
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2537
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Pyro
Well... alright!
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1564
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Demoman
Thank you, herr doctor!
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2126
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Medic
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8590
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Medic
Of course!
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1171
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Spy
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1344
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Engineer
Follow me, doctor!
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849
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Spy
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10192
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Sniper
That'll cut you back down to size!
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776
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Engineer
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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4823
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Scout
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2602
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Soldier
Success! We have captured the enemy intelligence
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2172
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Announcer
That's what ya get
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Engineer
There ya go!
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988
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Sniper
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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2028
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2236
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Soldier
Yeah!
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Heavy
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9628
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Medic
What're you lookin' at?
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1700
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Scout
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1886
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2475
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Scout
No, sir!
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2600
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Soldier
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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1477
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Sniper
FIRE!
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10938
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Demoman
Ahh, I'm sorry, mate!
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5354
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Sniper
Help me capture the point!
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826
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Spy
*short laugh*
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2181
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Spy
Need a dispenser here!
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6859
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Sniper
I almost joined their bloody team
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1234
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Demoman
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains!
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Sniper
Good times!
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1502
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Heavy
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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32068
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Heavy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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40328
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Sniper
Dominated, you alley-sculking back-stabber!
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1191
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Demoman
So much blood!
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5160
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Heavy
The Sniper is a Spy!
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6362
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Medic
The freakin' Demo is a Spy!
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1456
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Scout
Help capture point!
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1045
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Heavy
I'm drunk... you don't have an excuse!
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25614
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Demoman
*sings*
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2432
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Heavy
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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1205
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Sniper
Freedom!
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10185
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Demoman
I see ya!
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3557
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Sniper
Aygh
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1238
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Medic
Move these machines up!
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990
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Spy
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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64547
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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2128
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Scout
Uh, little help?
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1846
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Scout
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1806
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Engineer
Oh yeah!
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Soldier
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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Medic
We must all push!
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737
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Heavy
Hello fräuleins!
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Medic
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2934
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Medic
Augh.. merde...
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11172
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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Demoman
Another successful procedure!
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Medic
Nah!
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4060
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Sniper
Other team has cart!
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732
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Heavy
Thank you!
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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1759
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Soldier
Agh
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1337
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Demoman
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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Sniper
We are killers!
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1468
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Heavy
Bug up lads, we'll get 'em next time
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Demoman
Success! We have secured the enemy intelligence
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Announcer
*critical death*
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Sniper
Where is your doctor, coward?
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1026
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Heavy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3669
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Scout
You're a disgrace to the uniform!
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1626
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Soldier
Schnell! Go get them!
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1957
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Medic
Ahem...
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1853
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Spy
*gibberish*
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4771
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Demoman
Ya'll just got dominated, city-boy!
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887
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Engineer
I'm afraid not!
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15727
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Spy
Thank you!
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2683
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Heavy
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1838
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Sniper
Schweinhunds!
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1590
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Medic
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2529
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Announcer
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2195
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Spy
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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1316
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Demoman
Danke camarade!
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3631
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Medic
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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1918
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Scout
Thanks!
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805
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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Demoman
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