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Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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3427
Who:
Scout
Did you forget about me?!
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3426
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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3425
Who:
Heavy
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3421
Who:
Sniper
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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3410
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3407
Who:
Sniper
Medic is Spy!
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3406
Who:
Heavy
C'mere, sweetheart!
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3398
Who:
Soldier
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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3397
Who:
Announcer
Three
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3396
Who:
Announcer
Ding dong!
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3381
Who:
Scout
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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3377
Who:
Spy
Take that, you quack!
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3375
Who:
Sniper
Sentry goin' up!
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3362
Who:
Engineer
Overtime
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3353
Who:
Announcer
Thanks for the help!
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3352
Who:
Pyro
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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3352
Who:
Scout
We need a dispenser right here!
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3346
Who:
Engineer
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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3343
Who:
Sniper
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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3342
Who:
Engineer
That's some shonking business right there
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3323
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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3316
Who:
Scout
Excellent!
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3314
Who:
Spy
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3305
Who:
Medic
Your doctor is dead!
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3305
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna lay you out!
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3295
Who:
Engineer
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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3290
Who:
Sniper
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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3288
Who:
Soldier
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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3287
Who:
Demoman
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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3286
Who:
Demoman
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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3285
Who:
Scout
Dammit, fellas!
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3268
Who:
Engineer
The Spy is a double agent!
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3258
Who:
Medic
Oh me mother Tilly
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3257
Who:
Demoman
Giddy up now, to hell!
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3247
Who:
Spy
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3247
Who:
Demoman
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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3244
Who:
Scout
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3241
Who:
Sniper
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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3225
Who:
Soldier
Aw, crap!
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3223
Who:
Scout
Scout is Spy!
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3202
Who:
Heavy
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3202
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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3195
Who:
Heavy
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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3194
Who:
Scout
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3185
Who:
Demoman
No!
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3175
Who:
Heavy
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3175
Who:
Sniper
Fire!
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3172
Who:
Pyro
*happy laugh*
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3170
Who:
Engineer
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3167
Who:
Soldier
Boo!
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3166
Who:
Soldier
Charge it doc!
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3165
Who:
Demoman
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3161
Who:
Soldier
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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3158
Who:
Demoman
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3158
Who:
Scout
Nah!
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3152
Who:
Sniper
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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3152
Who:
Scout
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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3148
Who:
Sniper
My skill is wasted on this team
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3147
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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3147
Who:
Scout
Overtime!
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3145
Who:
Announcer
*gibberish*
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3143
Who:
Demoman
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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3141
Who:
Scout
Piece of piss
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3139
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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3120
Who:
Medic
I am credit to team!
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3101
Who:
Heavy
Uh-huh
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3094
Who:
Pyro
Spy!
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3092
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Scout
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3088
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Announcer
Danke camarade!
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3085
Who:
Medic
Charge me herr doctor!
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3082
Who:
Medic
Attack!
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3073
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Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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3070
Who:
Medic
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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3068
Who:
Spy
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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3066
Who:
Soldier
Incoming!
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3061
Who:
Heavy
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3057
Who:
Medic
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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3049
Who:
Engineer
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3049
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3047
Who:
Demoman
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3043
Who:
Engineer
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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3041
Who:
Spy
I'm burnin'!
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3033
Who:
Demoman
I'm coming for you!
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3029
Who:
Spy
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3011
Who:
Demoman
I built that!
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3011
Who:
Engineer
Thank you doctor!
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3011
Who:
Heavy
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3003
Who:
Spy
Bloody hell!
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3002
Who:
Demoman
Thanks, mate!
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2999
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2996
Who:
Demoman
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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2994
Who:
Spy
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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2993
Who:
Scout
One!
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2990
Who:
Announcer
That outcome was never really in doubt
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2989
Who:
Spy
We lose, but they do not win?
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2983
Who:
Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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2981
Who:
Demoman
The Medic is a Spy!
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2981
Who:
Medic
Oh yeah!
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2981
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2980
Who:
Pyro
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