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You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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3716
Who:
Soldier
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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3709
Who:
Heavy
Did you forget about me?!
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3698
Who:
Spy
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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3689
Who:
Engineer
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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3681
Who:
Scout
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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3659
Who:
Medic
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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3651
Who:
Scout
C'mere, sweetheart!
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3647
Who:
Soldier
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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3636
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for the help!
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3627
Who:
Pyro
Medic is Spy!
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3626
Who:
Heavy
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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3625
Who:
Scout
Sentry goin' up!
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3614
Who:
Engineer
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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3601
Who:
Announcer
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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3600
Who:
Spy
Oh me mother Tilly
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3597
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna lay you out!
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3591
Who:
Engineer
We need a dispenser right here!
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3584
Who:
Engineer
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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3552
Who:
Engineer
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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3548
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3544
Who:
Sniper
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3541
Who:
Sniper
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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3540
Who:
Sniper
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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3529
Who:
Scout
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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3518
Who:
Demoman
Aw, crap!
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3515
Who:
Scout
The Spy is a double agent!
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3512
Who:
Medic
Excellent!
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3512
Who:
Spy
Take that, you quack!
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3505
Who:
Sniper
Dammit, fellas!
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3504
Who:
Engineer
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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3500
Who:
Scout
Overtime
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3494
Who:
Announcer
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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3493
Who:
Scout
That's some shonking business right there
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3486
Who:
Sniper
Your doctor is dead!
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3482
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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3477
Who:
Engineer
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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3472
Who:
Sniper
Giddy up now, to hell!
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3460
Who:
Spy
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3454
Who:
Medic
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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3449
Who:
Demoman
Boo!
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3444
Who:
Soldier
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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3440
Who:
Scout
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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3435
Who:
Soldier
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3429
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3426
Who:
Scout
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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3425
Who:
Scout
No!
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3424
Who:
Heavy
Uh-huh
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3423
Who:
Pyro
Scout is Spy!
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3420
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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3420
Who:
Heavy
Fire!
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3400
Who:
Pyro
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3399
Who:
Sniper
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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3391
Who:
Sniper
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3388
Who:
Spy
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3388
Who:
Sniper
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3382
Who:
Soldier
Spy!
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3379
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3371
Who:
Medic
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3369
Who:
Scout
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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3368
Who:
Engineer
Charge it doc!
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3361
Who:
Demoman
Attack!
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3356
Who:
Soldier
*gibberish*
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3346
Who:
Demoman
Bloody hell!
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3345
Who:
Demoman
Piece of piss
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3344
Who:
Sniper
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3338
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3334
Who:
Demoman
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3331
Who:
Soldier
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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3321
Who:
Demoman
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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3320
Who:
Spy
Overtime!
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3316
Who:
Announcer
Nah!
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3310
Who:
Sniper
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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3309
Who:
Spy
My skill is wasted on this team
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3308
Who:
Medic
No
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3308
Who:
Pyro
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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3300
Who:
Soldier
I'm burnin'!
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3292
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3264
Who:
Announcer
One!
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3258
Who:
Announcer
Gotcha, fat boy!
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3248
Who:
Engineer
We lose, but they do not win?
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3246
Who:
Heavy
Charge me herr doctor!
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3245
Who:
Medic
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3245
Who:
Medic
Oh yeah!
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3243
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3238
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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3238
Who:
Pyro
The Medic is a Spy!
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3227
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*!
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3225
Who:
Medic
Danke camarade!
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3225
Who:
Medic
Have at them, lads!
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3218
Who:
Demoman
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3218
Who:
Engineer
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3215
Who:
Medic
I'm coming for you!
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3212
Who:
Spy
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3210
Who:
Spy
Incoming!
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3206
Who:
Heavy
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3202
Who:
Scout
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3199
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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3194
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3192
Who:
Engineer
Four
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3190
Who:
Announcer
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