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Too slow, medicine-woman!
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3406
Who:
Sniper
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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3404
Who:
Scout
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3402
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3395
Who:
Sniper
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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3386
Who:
Scout
Medic is Spy!
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3379
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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3375
Who:
Heavy
C'mere, sweetheart!
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3373
Who:
Soldier
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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3371
Who:
Announcer
Three
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3364
Who:
Announcer
Take that, you quack!
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3364
Who:
Sniper
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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3353
Who:
Spy
Sentry goin' up!
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3343
Who:
Engineer
Overtime
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3339
Who:
Announcer
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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3336
Who:
Scout
We need a dispenser right here!
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3334
Who:
Engineer
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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3327
Who:
Engineer
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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3325
Who:
Sniper
Ding dong!
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3324
Who:
Scout
Thanks for the help!
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3323
Who:
Pyro
That's some shonking business right there
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3299
Who:
Sniper
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3284
Who:
Medic
Excellent!
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3283
Who:
Spy
Your doctor is dead!
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3283
Who:
Heavy
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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3280
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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3264
Who:
Scout
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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3262
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Demoman
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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3261
Who:
Scout
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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3261
Who:
Demoman
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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3257
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna lay you out!
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3256
Who:
Engineer
Dammit, fellas!
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3248
Who:
Engineer
The Spy is a double agent!
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3237
Who:
Medic
Oh me mother Tilly
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3231
Who:
Demoman
Giddy up now, to hell!
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3227
Who:
Spy
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3224
Who:
Demoman
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3220
Who:
Sniper
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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3219
Who:
Scout
Aw, crap!
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3200
Who:
Scout
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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3195
Who:
Soldier
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3186
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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3175
Who:
Heavy
Scout is Spy!
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3169
Who:
Heavy
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3163
Who:
Demoman
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3155
Who:
Sniper
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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3154
Who:
Scout
No!
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3151
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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3149
Who:
Engineer
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3143
Who:
Soldier
Fire!
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3141
Who:
Pyro
Charge it doc!
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3139
Who:
Demoman
Boo!
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3138
Who:
Soldier
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3138
Who:
Soldier
My skill is wasted on this team
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3130
Who:
Medic
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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3129
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Demoman
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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3128
Who:
Sniper
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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3128
Who:
Scout
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3126
Who:
Scout
Overtime!
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3125
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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3122
Who:
Scout
Nah!
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3119
Who:
Sniper
*gibberish*
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3111
Who:
Demoman
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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3108
Who:
Scout
Piece of piss
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3100
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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3089
Who:
Medic
I am credit to team!
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3085
Who:
Heavy
Uh-huh
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3069
Who:
Pyro
Danke camarade!
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3067
Who:
Medic
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3066
Who:
Announcer
Spy!
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3064
Who:
Scout
Charge me herr doctor!
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3062
Who:
Medic
Attack!
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3056
Who:
Soldier
Incoming!
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3046
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*!
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3043
Who:
Medic
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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3035
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Spy
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3033
Who:
Engineer
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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3027
Who:
Engineer
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3025
Who:
Medic
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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3025
Who:
Spy
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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3023
Who:
Soldier
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3021
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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3012
Who:
Demoman
I'm coming for you!
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3011
Who:
Spy
I'm burnin'!
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3008
Who:
Demoman
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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2996
Who:
Demoman
Thank you doctor!
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2996
Who:
Heavy
I built that!
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2991
Who:
Engineer
Bloody hell!
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2983
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Demoman
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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2981
Who:
Spy
Thanks, mate!
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2978
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2975
Who:
Demoman
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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2972
Who:
Spy
We lose, but they do not win?
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2970
Who:
Heavy
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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2970
Who:
Scout
One!
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2969
Who:
Announcer
That outcome was never really in doubt
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2968
Who:
Spy
The Medic is a Spy!
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2960
Who:
Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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2959
Who:
Demoman
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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2959
Who:
Engineer
Bad!
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2955
Who:
Heavy
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