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You prancin' show-ponies!
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3360
Who:
Sniper
Did you forget about me?!
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3359
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3358
Who:
Sniper
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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3353
Who:
Sniper
Medic is Spy!
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3350
Who:
Heavy
C'mere, sweetheart!
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3346
Who:
Soldier
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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3338
Who:
Scout
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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3330
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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3329
Who:
Heavy
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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3327
Who:
Spy
Take that, you quack!
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3325
Who:
Sniper
Three
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3321
Who:
Announcer
Overtime
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3316
Who:
Announcer
Sentry goin' up!
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3314
Who:
Engineer
We need a dispenser right here!
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3308
Who:
Engineer
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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3300
Who:
Scout
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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3293
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for the help!
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3289
Who:
Pyro
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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3283
Who:
Sniper
Ding dong!
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3272
Who:
Scout
That's some shonking business right there
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3271
Who:
Sniper
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3269
Who:
Medic
Your doctor is dead!
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3258
Who:
Heavy
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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3245
Who:
Sniper
Excellent!
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3244
Who:
Spy
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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3238
Who:
Demoman
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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3232
Who:
Soldier
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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3231
Who:
Demoman
Dammit, fellas!
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3224
Who:
Engineer
The Spy is a double agent!
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3214
Who:
Medic
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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3214
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna lay you out!
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3209
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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3204
Who:
Scout
Oh me mother Tilly
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3201
Who:
Demoman
Giddy up now, to hell!
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3197
Who:
Spy
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3193
Who:
Demoman
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3187
Who:
Sniper
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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3167
Who:
Scout
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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3163
Who:
Soldier
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3153
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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3149
Who:
Heavy
Aw, crap!
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3137
Who:
Scout
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3136
Who:
Demoman
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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3128
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Scout
Scout is Spy!
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3126
Who:
Heavy
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3122
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Soldier
Charge it doc!
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3121
Who:
Demoman
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3116
Who:
Sniper
No!
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3114
Who:
Heavy
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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3111
Who:
Demoman
Boo!
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3111
Who:
Soldier
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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3108
Who:
Sniper
My skill is wasted on this team
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3107
Who:
Medic
Fire!
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3104
Who:
Pyro
Nah!
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3100
Who:
Sniper
Overtime!
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3098
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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3095
Who:
Engineer
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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3093
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3084
Who:
Scout
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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3079
Who:
Scout
*gibberish*
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3078
Who:
Demoman
I am credit to team!
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3074
Who:
Heavy
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3073
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3066
Who:
Medic
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3064
Who:
Soldier
Piece of piss
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3055
Who:
Sniper
Danke camarade!
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3052
Who:
Medic
Charge me herr doctor!
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3040
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Medic
Spy!
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3036
Who:
Scout
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3031
Who:
Announcer
Uh-huh
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3029
Who:
Pyro
Attack!
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3029
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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3016
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Medic
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3008
Who:
Engineer
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3003
Who:
Medic
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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3003
Who:
Spy
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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2997
Who:
Engineer
I'm coming for you!
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2996
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Spy
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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2995
Who:
Spy
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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2994
Who:
Medic
Incoming!
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2992
Who:
Heavy
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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2988
Who:
Soldier
Thank you doctor!
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2981
Who:
Heavy
I'm burnin'!
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2978
Who:
Demoman
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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2968
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2964
Who:
Demoman
I built that!
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2961
Who:
Engineer
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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2958
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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2955
Who:
Demoman
We lose, but they do not win?
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2948
Who:
Heavy
Bloody hell!
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2946
Who:
Demoman
That outcome was never really in doubt
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2944
Who:
Spy
Thanks, mate!
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2940
Who:
Demoman
Bad!
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2937
Who:
Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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2934
Who:
Demoman
The Medic is a Spy!
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2933
Who:
Medic
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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2932
Who:
Spy
Oh yeah!
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2925
Who:
Scout
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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2925
Who:
Scout
One!
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2918
Who:
Announcer
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