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*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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3808
Who:
Heavy
I see Spy!
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3804
Who:
Heavy
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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3804
Who:
Soldier
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties!
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3801
Who:
Sniper
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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3767
Who:
Scout
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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3764
Who:
Medic
Did you forget about me?!
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3760
Who:
Spy
How'd that plan turn out for ya, dummy?
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3748
Who:
Engineer
Thanks for the help!
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3747
Who:
Pyro
I'm gonna lay you out!
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3722
Who:
Engineer
Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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3720
Who:
Scout
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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3715
Who:
Spy
Sentry goin' up!
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3702
Who:
Engineer
Medic is Spy!
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3700
Who:
Heavy
Oh me mother Tilly
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3698
Who:
Demoman
Oh no! Gentlemen... this never happened.
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3692
Who:
Announcer
Sometimes you just need a little less gun!
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3683
Who:
Engineer
Aw, crap!
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3665
Who:
Scout
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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3664
Who:
Soldier
We need a dispenser right here!
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3640
Who:
Engineer
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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3623
Who:
Scout
I just bagged the world's fattest man!
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3620
Who:
Sniper
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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3619
Who:
Engineer
The Spy is a double agent!
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3612
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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3599
Who:
Engineer
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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3592
Who:
Demoman
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3591
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3591
Who:
Sniper
Excellent!
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3590
Who:
Spy
Giddy up now, to hell!
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3581
Who:
Spy
This is a real freakin' embarrassment
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3574
Who:
Scout
Dammit, fellas!
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3570
Who:
Engineer
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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3570
Who:
Scout
Fire!
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3565
Who:
Pyro
Overtime
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3560
Who:
Announcer
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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3558
Who:
Scout
Take that, you quack!
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3557
Who:
Sniper
Your doctor is dead!
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3550
Who:
Heavy
Anyone still alive has let me down
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3544
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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3544
Who:
Scout
Uh-huh
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3542
Who:
Pyro
Boo!
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3539
Who:
Soldier
No!
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3538
Who:
Heavy
That's some shonking business right there
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3535
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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3533
Who:
Heavy
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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3530
Who:
Soldier
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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3526
Who:
Sniper
Scout is Spy!
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3522
Who:
Heavy
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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3520
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3515
Who:
Medic
Bloody hell!
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3503
Who:
Demoman
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker
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3501
Who:
Sniper
Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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3499
Who:
Scout
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3497
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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3478
Who:
Demoman
Attack!
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3477
Who:
Soldier
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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3468
Who:
Sniper
You disgust me, filthy jar man!
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3457
Who:
Spy
I have been shown who is the boss!
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3456
Who:
Spy
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3456
Who:
Soldier
*gibberish*
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3446
Who:
Demoman
Spy!
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3445
Who:
Scout
Charge it doc!
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3444
Who:
Demoman
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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3443
Who:
Engineer
I'm burnin'!
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3434
Who:
Demoman
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3434
Who:
Scout
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3433
Who:
Sniper
Gotcha, fat boy!
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3425
Who:
Engineer
No
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3421
Who:
Pyro
Nah!
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3415
Who:
Sniper
Piece of piss
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3415
Who:
Sniper
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3413
Who:
Soldier
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3407
Who:
Demoman
Dominated hippie! Get a job!
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3406
Who:
Soldier
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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3399
Who:
Spy
Overtime!
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3397
Who:
Announcer
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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3394
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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3394
Who:
Pyro
My skill is wasted on this team
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3388
Who:
Medic
One!
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3373
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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3363
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3354
Who:
Demoman
No!
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3345
Who:
Scout
Oh yeah!
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3342
Who:
Scout
Have at them, lads!
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3337
Who:
Demoman
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3334
Who:
Announcer
Bad!
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3328
Who:
Heavy
Charge me herr doctor!
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3319
Who:
Medic
The Medic is a Spy!
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3318
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*!
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3318
Who:
Medic
We lose, but they do not win?
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3301
Who:
Heavy
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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3297
Who:
Spy
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3296
Who:
Medic
Danke camarade!
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3295
Who:
Medic
I'm coming for you!
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3285
Who:
Spy
Four
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3283
Who:
Announcer
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3280
Who:
Medic
Incoming!
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3274
Who:
Heavy
Need a dispenser here!
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3272
Who:
Demoman
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3271
Who:
Engineer
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