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Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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Sniper
*growls*
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Sniper
Defend our control point!
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627
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Announcer
*sings* Push!
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Heavy
Kill 'em all!
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Demoman
Nice shot
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1324
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Spy
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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23993
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Spy
Help!
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2473
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Scout
Would someone care to help me capture this?
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Spy
That was my point you were standin' on
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1045
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Demoman
You see that?!
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802
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Scout
Guts and glory lads!
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4870
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Demoman
Go right!
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757
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Scout
What a disaster!
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4660
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Spy
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2547
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Soldier
Aygh
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1238
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Medic
Let's even this out... team scramble!
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Announcer
Seize the control points!
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628
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Announcer
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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Scout
You have the Australium. Get the to the lift!
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630
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Announcer
That person is a spy!
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Pyro
Medic!
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1760
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Soldier
All in a day's work!
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Spy
Not our finest moment!
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2281
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Spy
That Spy is not one of ours!
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1349
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Soldier
*critical death*
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5985
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Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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Pyro
To right!
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771
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Heavy
The cart's movin' backwards!
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Scout
That Spy ain't one of us!
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Scout
Incoming!
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Scout
I'm done playin' games with you, boy
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Engineer
Right up! Right up!
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755
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Sniper
Get to the control points!
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Announcer
Appreciate it!
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907
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Sniper
Hey wimps!
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Scout
Wah! Wah!
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Heavy
We have dropped the enemy intelligence!
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816
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Announcer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
You've been killed by the best, cyclops!
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930
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Sniper
Sentry comin' up!
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881
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Engineer
Your friends are all dead. Good luck
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Announcer
That wasn't so bad!
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Sniper
Dominated, you little ankle-biter!
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Sniper
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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Scout
Cheers, Engineers!
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Spy
You're making me very cross!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Engineer
Gentlemen! Today we launch a monkey into space!
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2029
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Announcer
Stupid stupid stupid!
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Heavy
Ugh!
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Heavy
I'm movin' this!
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1426
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Engineer
Keep it up lads!
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Demoman
Demoman is Spy!
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Heavy
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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Spy
We have lost the control point!
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Announcer
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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Engineer
Ahahahahaha
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Pyro
Dummy!
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1244
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Scout
Kill them all! *laughs*
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Heavy
Next time, try killing one of them!
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Announcer
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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Heavy
Incoming!
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Heavy
*happy laugh*!
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Medic
*critical death*
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Sniper
Heck yes!
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Engineer
Ready for the charge herr doctor!
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Medic
*screams*
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Spy
All of you are babies!
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Heavy
I am credit to team!
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Heavy
Medic!
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Scout
Help me capture this point!
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909
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Engineer
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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Medic
WE have the Australium!
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Announcer
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Scout
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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Engineer
I was told we would be fighting men!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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Soldier
One
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Announcer
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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Scout
This is not a trick.
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Spy
Yo, I need help cappin'!
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Scout
Teams are being scrambled!
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Announcer
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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Demoman
What did they expect?
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Spy
Outstanding shot!
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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Pyro
Don't test my mettle, son!
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Engineer
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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Soldier
You're all a bunch of no-hopers!
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889
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Sniper
Dag-nabbit! Dammit!
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Engineer
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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Scout
Thank you Engineer!
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Medic
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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Medic
Thanks doc!
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958
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Demoman
You inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!
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896
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Sniper
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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Demoman
Kaboom to you, sir!
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Spy
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