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Peek-a-boo!
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*hawk* *spit*
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Sniper
I gotta do the job of everyone!
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Pyro
That Pyro is a Spy!
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Engineer
The enemy has recieved additional time
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You, baby, crawl to point!
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Heavy
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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Soldier
To the right!
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Engineer
That was unfortunate!
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Spy
Thanks for being such a whoppin' big target mate!
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Sniper
All will feel my giant new gun!
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1318
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Heavy
Two!
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Announcer
Hah!
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879
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Engineer
Dominated you tutonic nurse-maid *belch*
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Demoman
Pow! Ha-ha!
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Heavy
Nice shootin', tex!
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Engineer
No seriously, you all suck!
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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1637
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Spy
Thank you, my friend!
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Spy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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Medic
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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Spy
Batter up!
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Scout
You have got to be kidding!
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Scout
Help defend!
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Heavy
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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We are about to deploy the device!
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Nice job
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Engineer
Put up fists!
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Heavy
Eat my dust!
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Scout
C'mere, sweetheart!
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Soldier
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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Demoman
What've we learned? I always win!
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Scout
Need help defending this point!
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Engineer
Augh
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952
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Spy
Aw, now you don't look like a happy camper!
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Engineer
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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Heavy
Good times!
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Heavy
Hit charge!
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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Sniper
*laughter*
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Heavy
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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Demoman
What's the matter, fat got your tongue? *laughs*
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Spy
Dominated, fat man!
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Engineer
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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Demoman
*big laugh*
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Heavy
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Did that sting? Sorry!
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Medic
Help me!
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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Heavy
Pssssst *chuckle*
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Sniper
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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Sniper
Bugger!
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Sniper
We... did it!
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Demoman
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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Sniper
Who will join me?
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729
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Spy
That helmet ain't gonna save ya
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654
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Sniper
Need a teleporter here!
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Pyro
Dumbass!
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Scout
*severe pain*
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Engineer
Ohh, it is sad day!
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Heavy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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Scout
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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Heavy
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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Scout
Nah!
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Demoman
I am not done with you yet!
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Heavy
Fire! Fire!
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Pyro
Ya'll come back now!
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Engineer
Your luck runs out!
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Heavy
Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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Demoman
Who touch my gun?
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Heavy
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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Everyone, push!
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Heavy
Help!
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Engineer
Help!
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Medic
Sniper is Spy!
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Heavy
G'day
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Sniper
I need some help!
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Soldier
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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Soldier
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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Engineer
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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Engineer
Oh, please!
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Spy
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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Demoman
You're all bloody dead!
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Demoman
You're dumb as a box of rocks!
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Engineer
Schnell, raus raus!
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Medic
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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Engineer
To the cart!
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Announcer
C'mere, Sally!
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Engineer
Left house!
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Soldier
We must push little cart!
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Heavy
Now that was a proper bloody routin
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Sniper
First rate!
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Spy
Aces!
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Sniper
No other class gonna do that!
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Scout
Damn dag-nabbit!
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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Soldier
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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Scout
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