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What did they expect?
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Spy
You and me!
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579
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Scout
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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8108
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Pyro
Four-hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, huh? Money well spent
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10795
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Scout
Wicked!
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776
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Scout
C'mon doc, do it!
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2605
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Scout
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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1976
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Spy
*growl*
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3074
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Engineer
How's that domination feel, city-boy?
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1044
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Soldier
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1171
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Soldier
*critical death*
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7272
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Engineer
That Medic is a Spy!
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1292
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Soldier
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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2654
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Soldier
That person is a spy!
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46012
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Pyro
We need a sentry right here!
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Engineer
Eh, thanks doc!
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919
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Demoman
The Sniper is a Spy!
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5406
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Medic
Four
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3190
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Announcer
*long laugh*
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65183
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Spy
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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2298
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Scout
You are now without doctor!
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789
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Heavy
Oh that poor monkey...
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856
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Announcer
You have the Australium. Get the to the lift!
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517
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Announcer
Crikey!
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1009
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Sniper
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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Sniper
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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Sniper
*puff*
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Announcer
Come to bomb wagon!
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Heavy
So much blood!
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Heavy
Spy, gentlemen
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Spy
The dispenser goes here!
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Medic
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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Engineer
Let's get on the cap, fellas!
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575
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Scout
We gotta hold this point!
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602
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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Spy
Here I come!
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Heavy
I love my ball!
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Scout
Get goin'!
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1228
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Engineer
Dummy!
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1034
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Scout
We are about to deploy the device!
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515
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Announcer
They can go to hell!
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Pyro
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3201
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Demoman
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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3558
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Engineer
*critical death*
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5045
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Engineer
Well played!
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1603
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Spy
Thank you, laborer!
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2334
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Spy
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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Spy
Aye!
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Demoman
Thanks, mate!
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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Heavy
Downtown!
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597
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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1660
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Sniper
Yaaah!
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950
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Soldier
Clearly they were out-classed
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1158
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Spy
Keep it movin' guys!
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575
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Scout
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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Engineer
That ain't the right way guys!
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571
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Scout
You brought shame on your people you mumbling devil!
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1649
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Demoman
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
Bam!
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1088
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Engineer
And that is how you do it, men!
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Soldier
Naturally
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Spy
And that!
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Heavy
No! They've launched the rocket!
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Announcer
Yo, incoming!
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Scout
*critical death*
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11398
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Medic
Hee-yaw!
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1248
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Engineer
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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1676
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Demoman
Sentry ahead!
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692
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Sniper
Alert! The enemy has dropped the Australium!
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513
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Announcer
Over here, saw-bones!
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Engineer
Go to the right!
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Pyro
*severe pain*
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Soldier
*happy laugh*
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1952
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Heavy
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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25511
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Demoman
I hope I didn't scare you with my face-to-face man fighting!
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Demoman
Soldier is Spy!
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Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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Announcer
Yeah, yeah... thanks!
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Scout
*burp*
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1535
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Medic
Anyone still alive has let me down
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Medic
Let's go!
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704
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Soldier
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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Who:
Heavy
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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3935
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Medic
Darn
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9272
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Engineer
Would someone care to help me capture this?
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878
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Spy
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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5745
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Soldier
Bloody piker!
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783
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Sniper
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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10550
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Heavy
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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3505
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Scout
WE are about to launch the rocket!
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517
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Announcer
I'm gonna blow the insides of your head all over four counties
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3545
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Sniper
*sings* What's the matter with you?!
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3709
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Heavy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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2988
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Scout
Defend our cart!
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517
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Announcer
*critical death*
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Medic
Danke Engineer!
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2226
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Medic
You inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!
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737
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Sniper
They have the device!
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513
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Announcer
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