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Bad!
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2977
Who:
Heavy
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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2975
Who:
Engineer
Have at them, lads!
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2973
Who:
Demoman
No
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2958
Who:
Pyro
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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2947
Who:
Spy
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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2941
Who:
Scout
Yeah yeah yeah!
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2931
Who:
Scout
I'll be seeing you!
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2924
Who:
Spy
Yeah!
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2921
Who:
Sniper
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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2920
Who:
Spy
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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2918
Who:
Spy
My appreciation, amigo!
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2915
Who:
Spy
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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2915
Who:
Spy
Four
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2908
Who:
Announcer
The dispenser goes here!
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2908
Who:
Medic
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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2906
Who:
Spy
I'm coming for you!
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2902
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2897
Who:
Sniper
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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2889
Who:
Spy
Work, damnit!
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2887
Who:
Scout
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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2885
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2881
Who:
Scout
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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2881
Who:
Demoman
*sings*
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2875
Who:
Heavy
Gesundheit!
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2864
Who:
Medic
*growl*
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2855
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha, fat boy!
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2854
Who:
Engineer
Giddy up!
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2851
Who:
Engineer
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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2844
Who:
Soldier
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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2840
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2828
Who:
Engineer
Another satisfied customer!
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2822
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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2820
Who:
Scout
Deploy a dispenser here!
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2817
Who:
Soldier
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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2816
Who:
Soldier
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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2816
Who:
Announcer
Help!
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2814
Who:
Sniper
You like that, chucklenuts?
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2813
Who:
Scout
Ahh that's the stuff!
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2800
Who:
Demoman
Yeah...
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2795
Who:
Soldier
Woosh!
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2793
Who:
Scout
Augh... no
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2791
Who:
Soldier
Guys, move up! Move up!
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2775
Who:
Pyro
No!
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2775
Who:
Scout
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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2772
Who:
Demoman
Hit me!
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2759
Who:
Pyro
From now on, losing is verboten!
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2752
Who:
Medic
Schweinhunds!
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2752
Who:
Medic
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2751
Who:
Medic
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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2748
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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2736
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire, fire!
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2732
Who:
Medic
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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2732
Who:
Soldier
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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2728
Who:
Scout
*sings*
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2726
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2726
Who:
Scout
Excellent!
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2725
Who:
Medic
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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2725
Who:
Scout
Help me pin this down!
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2724
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2723
Who:
Pyro
That Scout is a Spy!
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2721
Who:
Spy
Many thanks!
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2720
Who:
Spy
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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2719
Who:
Soldier
Five!
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2716
Who:
Announcer
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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2716
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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2713
Who:
Scout
Put teleport here
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2706
Who:
Heavy
Doc, c'mon man!
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2700
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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2699
Who:
Engineer
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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2699
Who:
Engineer
Ah, good night Irene!
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2698
Who:
Engineer
This did not just happen!
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2697
Who:
Scout
No...
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2682
Who:
Soldier
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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2677
Who:
Demoman
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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2677
Who:
Heavy
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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2672
Who:
Soldier
I did what I could...
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2665
Who:
Demoman
Spy around here!
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2665
Who:
Engineer
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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2663
Who:
Engineer
Well don't that beat all?
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2656
Who:
Engineer
No way!
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2649
Who:
Scout
Need a teleporter here!
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2643
Who:
Pyro
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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2641
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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2636
Who:
Heavy
Run from the Sandvich!
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2632
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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2629
Who:
Announcer
Okay!
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2629
Who:
Soldier
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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2627
Who:
Engineer
Dispenser goin' up!
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2620
Who:
Engineer
We are screwed!
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2614
Who:
Scout
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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2614
Who:
Engineer
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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2613
Who:
Soldier
Dummkopfs!
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2599
Who:
Medic
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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2594
Who:
Soldier
Sniper is Spy!
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2593
Who:
Heavy
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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2590
Who:
Demoman
*burp*
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2590
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2590
Who:
Soldier
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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2588
Who:
Sniper
You done incurred my wrath, son
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2588
Who:
Engineer
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