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*short laugh*
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2920
Who:
Pyro
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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2920
Who:
Engineer
Have at them, lads!
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2916
Who:
Demoman
No
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2895
Who:
Pyro
Yeah yeah yeah!
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2887
Who:
Scout
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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2886
Who:
Spy
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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2884
Who:
Spy
Yeah!
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2883
Who:
Sniper
I'm coming for you!
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2882
Who:
Heavy
I'll be seeing you!
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2882
Who:
Spy
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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2879
Who:
Scout
The dispenser goes here!
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2878
Who:
Medic
My appreciation, amigo!
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2874
Who:
Spy
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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2867
Who:
Spy
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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2867
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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2862
Who:
Sniper
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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2858
Who:
Spy
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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2851
Who:
Spy
Four
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2845
Who:
Announcer
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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2839
Who:
Demoman
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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2837
Who:
Announcer
Work, damnit!
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2835
Who:
Scout
Gesundheit!
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2831
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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2815
Who:
Scout
Giddy up!
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2812
Who:
Engineer
*sings*
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2810
Who:
Heavy
*growl*
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2800
Who:
Engineer
Deploy a dispenser here!
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2792
Who:
Soldier
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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2790
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2788
Who:
Engineer
Another satisfied customer!
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2773
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha, fat boy!
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2769
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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2767
Who:
Soldier
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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2765
Who:
Soldier
Ahh that's the stuff!
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2763
Who:
Demoman
Yeah...
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2762
Who:
Soldier
Medic!
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2758
Who:
Scout
You like that, chucklenuts?
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2757
Who:
Scout
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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2754
Who:
Announcer
Help!
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2751
Who:
Sniper
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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2746
Who:
Demoman
Woosh!
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2734
Who:
Scout
From now on, losing is verboten!
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2723
Who:
Medic
Guys, move up! Move up!
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2723
Who:
Pyro
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2717
Who:
Medic
Schweinhunds!
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2716
Who:
Medic
Augh... no
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2715
Who:
Soldier
Hit me!
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2711
Who:
Pyro
Excellent!
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2707
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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2704
Who:
Sniper
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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2704
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire, fire!
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2693
Who:
Medic
Help me pin this down!
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2689
Who:
Sniper
Put teleport here
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2688
Who:
Heavy
*sings*
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2687
Who:
Heavy
Many thanks!
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2686
Who:
Spy
No!
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2680
Who:
Scout
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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2678
Who:
Scout
That Scout is a Spy!
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2678
Who:
Spy
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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2674
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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2671
Who:
Pyro
Ah, good night Irene!
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2670
Who:
Engineer
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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2667
Who:
Scout
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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2654
Who:
Soldier
Five!
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2649
Who:
Announcer
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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2649
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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2646
Who:
Engineer
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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2643
Who:
Engineer
Doc, c'mon man!
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2639
Who:
Scout
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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2638
Who:
Scout
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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2636
Who:
Demoman
I did what I could...
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2636
Who:
Demoman
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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2635
Who:
Soldier
This did not just happen!
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2633
Who:
Scout
Spy around here!
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2632
Who:
Engineer
Well don't that beat all?
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2631
Who:
Engineer
No way!
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2624
Who:
Scout
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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2623
Who:
Heavy
No...
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2614
Who:
Soldier
*burp*
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2597
Who:
Announcer
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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2596
Who:
Engineer
Need a teleporter here!
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2592
Who:
Pyro
Dispenser goin' up!
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2590
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2590
Who:
Heavy
Okay!
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2584
Who:
Soldier
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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2582
Who:
Sniper
Run from the Sandvich!
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2578
Who:
Heavy
We are screwed!
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2577
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2576
Who:
Scout
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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2572
Who:
Engineer
Dummkopfs!
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2563
Who:
Medic
I feel alive!
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2562
Who:
Heavy
Sniper is Spy!
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2559
Who:
Heavy
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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2558
Who:
Soldier
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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2556
Who:
Demoman
What've we learned? I always win!
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2555
Who:
Scout
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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2548
Who:
Medic
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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2545
Who:
Sniper
Wunderbar!
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2544
Who:
Medic
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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2540
Who:
Soldier
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