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*short laugh*
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Pyro
Oh yeah!
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2955
Who:
Scout
Have at them, lads!
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2933
Who:
Demoman
No
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2931
Who:
Pyro
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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2924
Who:
Spy
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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2912
Who:
Scout
I'll be seeing you!
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2906
Who:
Spy
Yeah yeah yeah!
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2905
Who:
Scout
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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2903
Who:
Spy
Yeah!
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2897
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Sniper
The dispenser goes here!
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2895
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Medic
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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2894
Who:
Spy
I'm coming for you!
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2890
Who:
Heavy
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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2890
Who:
Spy
My appreciation, amigo!
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2887
Who:
Spy
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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2887
Who:
Spy
Four
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2881
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2879
Who:
Sniper
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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2868
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Spy
Work, damnit!
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2865
Who:
Scout
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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2861
Who:
Announcer
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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2861
Who:
Demoman
Gesundheit!
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2846
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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2845
Who:
Scout
*sings*
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2844
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Heavy
Giddy up!
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2834
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Engineer
*growl*
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2831
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Engineer
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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2825
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Soldier
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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2823
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2808
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Engineer
Deploy a dispenser here!
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2807
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Soldier
Gotcha, fat boy!
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2807
Who:
Engineer
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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2801
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Announcer
Another satisfied customer!
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2798
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Engineer
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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2793
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Soldier
You like that, chucklenuts?
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2789
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Scout
Medic!
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2788
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Scout
Ahh that's the stuff!
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2784
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Demoman
Yeah...
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2780
Who:
Soldier
Help!
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2768
Who:
Sniper
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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2760
Who:
Demoman
Woosh!
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2754
Who:
Scout
Augh... no
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2753
Who:
Soldier
Guys, move up! Move up!
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2747
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Pyro
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2738
Who:
Medic
From now on, losing is verboten!
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2737
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Medic
Hit me!
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2737
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Pyro
No!
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2733
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Scout
Schweinhunds!
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2731
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Medic
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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2730
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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2717
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Sniper
Excellent!
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2711
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Medic
Fire! Fire, fire!
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2709
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Medic
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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2708
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Soldier
Help me pin this down!
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2707
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Sniper
Many thanks!
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2705
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Spy
*sings*
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2704
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Heavy
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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2703
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Scout
That Scout is a Spy!
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2703
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Spy
*severe pain*
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2700
Who:
Pyro
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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2698
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Scout
Put teleport here
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2697
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Heavy
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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2693
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Soldier
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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2691
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2689
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Scout
Five!
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2685
Who:
Announcer
Ah, good night Irene!
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2683
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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2681
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Engineer
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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2676
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Scout
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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2671
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Engineer
Doc, c'mon man!
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2670
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Scout
This did not just happen!
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2664
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Scout
I did what I could...
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2654
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Demoman
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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2654
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Soldier
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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2653
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Demoman
Spy around here!
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2651
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Engineer
No...
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2650
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Soldier
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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2648
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Heavy
Well don't that beat all?
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2641
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Engineer
No way!
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2639
Who:
Scout
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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2626
Who:
Engineer
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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2623
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Sniper
Need a teleporter here!
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2615
Who:
Pyro
*burp*
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2614
Who:
Announcer
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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2614
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2612
Who:
Heavy
Dispenser goin' up!
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2609
Who:
Engineer
Okay!
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2609
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Soldier
Run from the Sandvich!
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2605
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Heavy
We are screwed!
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2602
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Scout
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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2593
Who:
Engineer
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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2581
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Soldier
Sniper is Spy!
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2577
Who:
Heavy
Dummkopfs!
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2576
Who:
Medic
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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2575
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Soldier
What've we learned? I always win!
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2574
Who:
Scout
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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2569
Who:
Demoman
I feel alive!
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2569
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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2568
Who:
Announcer
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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2568
Who:
Sniper
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