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Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3930
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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3927
Who:
Pyro
That's some shonking business right there
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3927
Who:
Sniper
Need a dispenser here!
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3924
Who:
Demoman
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3923
Who:
Demoman
Overtime!
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3915
Who:
Announcer
You just got your Frenchy ass dominated!
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3915
Who:
Soldier
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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3913
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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3910
Who:
Scout
The Medic is a Spy!
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3907
Who:
Medic
Four
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3898
Who:
Announcer
You deserve a medal, doc!
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3895
Who:
Soldier
My skill is wasted on this team
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3893
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*!
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3886
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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3884
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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3867
Who:
Soldier
I did what I could...
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3848
Who:
Demoman
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3846
Who:
Scout
Spy!
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3837
Who:
Demoman
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3825
Who:
Medic
Alert! The center control point is being contested!
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3819
Who:
Announcer
This did not just happen!
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3810
Who:
Scout
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3809
Who:
Spy
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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3800
Who:
Sniper
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3785
Who:
Spy
Ah, good night Irene!
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3781
Who:
Engineer
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3781
Who:
Engineer
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3775
Who:
Demoman
Incoming!
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3773
Who:
Heavy
I'm going to saw through your bones!
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3772
Who:
Medic
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3770
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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3770
Who:
Soldier
Woosh!
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3759
Who:
Scout
The dispenser goes here!
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3755
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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3745
Who:
Sniper
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3743
Who:
Spy
*burp*
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3737
Who:
Announcer
*big laugh*
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3737
Who:
Heavy
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3731
Who:
Sniper
Help!
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3726
Who:
Sniper
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3721
Who:
Scout
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3719
Who:
Spy
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3715
Who:
Spy
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3710
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Engineer
You're doin' good lad
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3709
Who:
Demoman
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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3702
Who:
Demoman
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3702
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Soldier
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3694
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Scout
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3687
Who:
Announcer
Yeah!
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3687
Who:
Sniper
Work, damnit!
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3680
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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3679
Who:
Demoman
Well don't that beat all?
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3671
Who:
Engineer
We lose, but they do not win?
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3666
Who:
Heavy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3665
Who:
Scout
Schweinhunds!
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3661
Who:
Medic
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3655
Who:
Pyro
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3655
Who:
Soldier
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3648
Who:
Scout
Doc, c'mon man!
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3643
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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3639
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Heavy
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3631
Who:
Engineer
Danke camarade!
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3630
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Medic
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3618
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Soldier
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3617
Who:
Demoman
I built that!
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3617
Who:
Engineer
My appreciation, amigo!
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3607
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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3604
Who:
Medic
Thank you doctor!
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3593
Who:
Heavy
Dummkopfs!
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3571
Who:
Medic
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3571
Who:
Announcer
Attention! Five minutes left in the mission. Five minutes left in the mission
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3566
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Announcer
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3566
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Soldier
Need a teleporter here!
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3564
Who:
Pyro
Dispenser goin' up!
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3555
Who:
Engineer
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3553
Who:
Soldier
Many thanks!
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3548
Who:
Spy
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3543
Who:
Scout
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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3543
Who:
Soldier
I see ya!
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3542
Who:
Sniper
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3537
Who:
Soldier
I am credit to team!
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3534
Who:
Heavy
You big-head wankers!
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3530
Who:
Sniper
Gesundheit!
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3525
Who:
Medic
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3524
Who:
Engineer
I'm coming for you!
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3520
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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3518
Who:
Demoman
Hit me!
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3506
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Pyro
Okay!
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3503
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Soldier
Come on, I don't have all day!
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3498
Who:
Spy
Five!
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3487
Who:
Announcer
Stupid bloody spies!
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3483
Who:
Sniper
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3478
Who:
Spy
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3475
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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3472
Who:
Announcer
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3456
Who:
Demoman
I feel alive!
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3455
Who:
Heavy
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3454
Who:
Medic
You done incurred my wrath, son
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3450
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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3448
Who:
Heavy
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