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Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3268
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Scout
Medic!
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3267
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Scout
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3264
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Demoman
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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3264
Who:
Spy
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3263
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Spy
I am credit to team!
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3258
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Heavy
I'll see you in hell... you handsome rogue!
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3258
Who:
Spy
Thanks, mate!
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3252
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Demoman
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3250
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Engineer
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3245
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Scout
I'll be seeing you!
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3243
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Spy
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3238
Who:
Spy
Augh... no
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3235
Who:
Soldier
I built that!
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3230
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Engineer
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3220
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Spy
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3215
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Spy
Yeah yeah yeah!
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3212
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Scout
My appreciation, amigo!
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3206
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Spy
How's that bottle of scrumpy now?!
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3203
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Spy
Yeah!
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3194
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Sniper
Thank you doctor!
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3191
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Heavy
Deploy a dispenser here!
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3186
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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3184
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Scout
The dispenser goes here!
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3176
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Medic
You come wide again with me boy and I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!
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3170
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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3168
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Sniper
Yeah...
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3161
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Soldier
Mission begins in 60 seconds
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3159
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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3154
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Pyro
Work, damnit!
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3142
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Scout
*growl*
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3141
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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3123
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Engineer
Guys, move up! Move up!
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3121
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Pyro
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3107
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Soldier
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3106
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Scout
Help!
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3104
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Sniper
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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3103
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Sniper
This did not just happen!
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3101
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Scout
No...
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3101
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Soldier
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3096
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Spy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3090
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Scout
Doc, c'mon man!
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3079
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Scout
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3079
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3078
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Soldier
*sings*
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3075
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Heavy
I'm coming for you!
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3067
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Heavy
Gesundheit!
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3066
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Medic
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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3066
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Announcer
Woosh!
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3061
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Scout
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3058
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Engineer
Schweinhunds!
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3053
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Medic
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3052
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Soldier
Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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3049
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Engineer
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3048
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Scout
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3046
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Scout
That Medic's a bloody Spy!
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3045
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Demoman
Yeah, there's a Spy over there!
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3044
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Scout
Five!
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3040
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Announcer
Hit me!
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3040
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Pyro
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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3038
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Soldier
Another satisfied customer!
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3037
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Engineer
Spy!
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3018
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Demoman
Ahh that's the stuff!
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3013
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Demoman
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3012
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Heavy
Ah, good night Irene!
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3011
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Engineer
Giddy up!
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3009
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Engineer
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3009
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Medic
I feel like every bone in me body is broke
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3006
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Demoman
I did what I could...
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3006
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Demoman
From now on, losing is verboten!
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3003
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Medic
Need a teleporter here!
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2984
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Pyro
*short laugh*
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2979
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Sniper
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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2976
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Soldier
That Scout is a Spy!
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2964
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Spy
Fire! Fire, fire!
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2962
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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2961
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Soldier
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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2961
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Soldier
*gasps in pain*
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2957
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Spy
Medic!
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2941
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Engineer
*sings*
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2937
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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2921
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Demoman
Dispenser goin' up!
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2921
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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2920
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Soldier
Help me pin this down!
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2918
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Sniper
*burp*
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2913
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Announcer
Get a hair cut, hippie!
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2910
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Soldier
*burp*
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2909
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Announcer
Okay!
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2904
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Soldier
Spy around here!
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2903
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Engineer
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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2900
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Soldier
Put teleport here
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2898
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Heavy
Well don't that beat all?
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2889
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Engineer
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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2888
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Sniper
The Engineer's a bloody Spy!
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2885
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2885
Who:
Heavy
No way!
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2881
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Scout
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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2881
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Soldier
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
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2877
Who:
Medic
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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2876
Who:
Engineer
Many thanks!
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2874
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Spy
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