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Push it! Push it! Push it!
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657
Who:
Scout
*spit*
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1073
Who:
Sniper
*screams in pain*
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13493
Who:
Spy
Get to cart, men!
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624
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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3580
Who:
Demoman
Bloody SPY!
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5237
Who:
Demoman
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
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10581
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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1376
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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8332
Who:
Scout
Good times!
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1333
Who:
Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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705
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Spy
*short laugh*
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2721
Who:
Spy
Left, left!
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624
Who:
Sniper
More defense required here!
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707
Who:
Spy
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1148
Who:
Engineer
Mnaah!
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1055
Who:
Medic
I was never on your side either... wanker!
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5219
Who:
Sniper
Let's go!
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759
Who:
Scout
That wasn't so bad!
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1013
Who:
Sniper
Your precious Sandvich won't save you now, fatty!
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10311
Who:
Spy
Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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15973
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2555
Who:
Scout
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2486
Who:
Soldier
We have dropped the enemy intelligence!
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675
Who:
Announcer
I love my ball!
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2501
Who:
Scout
I am bullet-proof!
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38316
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Heavy
Yoink!
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967
Who:
Scout
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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1844
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2857
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Engineer
Go go go!
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862
Who:
Sniper
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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3888
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Soldier
I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, boy
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2544
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Engineer
Let's get 'em!
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1192
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Scout
My doctor still alive!
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1228
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Heavy
Well, the moment has passed... Back to work!
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5501
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Spy
Help me!
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1429
Who:
Demoman
Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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1863
Who:
Announcer
Thanks for that, truckee!
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1077
Who:
Sniper
You drew first? *laughs*
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1149
Who:
Heavy
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6103
Who:
Demoman
Schweinhunds!
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2484
Who:
Medic
Wicked!
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876
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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109488
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Pyro
The burning! The burning!
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1683
Who:
Soldier
Hit that charge, doctor!
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1759
Who:
Sniper
Diagnosis? You suck!
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6564
Who:
Scout
Come to point!
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615
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1721
Who:
Soldier
At your pleasure, doctor!
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1388
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Spy
Good job, everyone!
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1755
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Heavy
Medic!
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1527
Who:
Sniper
Don't come wide you pint-sized mutt!
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833
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Demoman
Stand, on, the, point, maggots!
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2882
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Soldier
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2403
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Scout
I am giant!
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1573
Who:
Heavy
Ya oughta stand back a little more, like, for me and my machines!
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657
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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6039
Who:
Demoman
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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187200
Who:
Engineer
Da, this will work
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4553
Who:
Heavy
Danke
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1546
Who:
Medic
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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979
Who:
Demoman
Well done!
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845
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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2073
Who:
Heavy
Gah!
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1698
Who:
Medic
And another thing: you're ugly!
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9861
Who:
Engineer
Good on ya, mates!
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959
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Sniper
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1502
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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9975
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Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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2746
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Pyro
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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88229
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Heavy
You better hold on to your head, mate
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740
Who:
Sniper
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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3106
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Soldier
Bad!
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3493
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Heavy
Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up!
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6066
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Spy
Help me defend!
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2851
Who:
Pyro
Mission ends in 60 seconds!
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1553
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1549
Who:
Engineer
Yes, I like this new weapon!
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5664
Who:
Heavy
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket
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927
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Sniper
At ease! *laughs*
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4423
Who:
Sniper
Need a sentry here!
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824
Who:
Demoman
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other team!
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9104
Who:
Soldier
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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4278
Who:
Spy
I am prepared to do whatever it takes!
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4091
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2710
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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6716
Who:
Demoman
They can go to hell!
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8405
Who:
Pyro
I think you need more men!
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878
Who:
Heavy
Was there ever any doubt?
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7012
Who:
Spy
If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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3522
Who:
Scout
Incoming!
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804
Who:
Spy
Boom!
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1770
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Soldier
Our influence grows!
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2782
Who:
Spy
This will be the last time you see me!
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3905
Who:
Spy
Cowboy up!
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1314
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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5961
Who:
Soldier
Boo-yah!
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1278
Who:
Soldier
Los weiter!
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1316
Who:
Medic
*grumbles*
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1361
Who:
Sniper
What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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10663
Who:
Scout
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