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Sentry ahead!
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Demoman
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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Sniper
Danke Engineer!
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Medic
Oh, the horror...
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Pyro
Where's your precious hippo-crates now?
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1598
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Scout
Two
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Announcer
Aw, crap!
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3644
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Scout
Thank you!
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2362
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Heavy
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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626
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Scout
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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1067
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1320
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Medic
Thanks, doc!
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667
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Sniper
Nine!
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2515
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Announcer
*short laugh*
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1445
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Engineer
Incoming!
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1116
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Engineer
Steady, steady...
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1039
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Sniper
*critical death*
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17650
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Scout
Aw, crap!
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4922
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Scout
Thanks, mate!
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1395
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Sniper
Left house!
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746
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Soldier
Let's do this Texas style!
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4516
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Engineer
*critical death*
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5700
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Engineer
Need a teleporter here!
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926
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Demoman
Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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1880
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Heavy
First blood, finally!
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550
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Announcer
Stand on the freakin' cap!
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590
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Scout
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1063
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Announcer
Cah-rit!
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978
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Soldier
Help!
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3097
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Sniper
Agh!
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974
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Spy
*evil laugh*
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Demoman
Left face!
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602
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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1835
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Demoman
Thanks for the ride!
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647
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Scout
Back to the drawing-board, genius!
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850
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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Engineer
Fire! Fire!
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8239
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Pyro
I Spy with my little eye!
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Heavy
Coward!
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672
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Announcer
Medic!
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4262
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Demoman
Overtime
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3553
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Announcer
I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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Scout
I am melting!
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14540
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Medic
That's what ya get
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Engineer
C'mere, cupcake!
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9192
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Soldier
That Spy is not one of us!
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14482
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Spy
*screams in pain*
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4888
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Spy
Attack!
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3466
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Soldier
I built that!
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3223
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Engineer
Slap my hand!
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5841
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Spy
Yeah...
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3150
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Soldier
Oh no!
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9456
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Spy
Oh-hoh-hoh-ho you're dominated!
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3075
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Soldier
Yes! We push cart back!
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1987
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Heavy
I'm a killer of men, doc. That is the God's honest truth
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Engineer
Dominated, you snake!
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870
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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1362
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Soldier
You ladies should-oughtta brought some men with you
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812
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Engineer
Medic!
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Demoman
Help!
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1104
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Soldier
Dis-missed!
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835
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Scout
Aw, jeez!
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1629
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Scout
There's a dinger for ya!
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595
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Scout
That Heavy is a Spy!
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1617
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Engineer
Fine shooting!
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675
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Soldier
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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3887
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Sniper
Come to point!
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585
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Heavy
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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970
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Sniper
Plant yourself on that darn point mister!
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1494
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Engineer
Alert!
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19630
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Announcer
Is good!
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26020
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Heavy
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1312
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Demoman
Wha!
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658
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Scout
Bah!
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1206
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Demoman
That's damn right embarrassing!
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9124
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Sniper
Nice aim!
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605
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Scout
I promise you pain without end!
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2528
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Heavy
You are a whole herd of ugly!
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2839
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Engineer
That gotcha, you lard-arm simpleton!
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842
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Sniper
Seize the control points!
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533
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Announcer
And that is how you do it, men!
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Soldier
What's a matter hippie, hair get in your eyes?
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Soldier
Gentlemen!
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Spy
That was all you!
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617
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Scout
Never send a boy to fight a man's war!
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717
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Soldier
Tagged ya!
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601
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Engineer
Yeah! It's ours now!
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1328
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Scout
I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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2484
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Demoman
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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1725
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Demoman
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6019
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Sniper
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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1609
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Sniper
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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3615
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Scout
Spy is not our Spy!
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7413
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Heavy
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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3093
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Spy
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2428
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Heavy
Nice shot
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1056
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Spy
You got blood on my suit!
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2044
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Spy
*long laugh*
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7106
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Engineer
Which one of you is crying?
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2569
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Heavy
*short laugh*!
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987
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Medic
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