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Doctor, this way!
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911
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Heavy
Nah!
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4055
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Sniper
I love my ball!
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3102
Who:
Scout
No, sir!
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2600
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Soldier
The teleporter goes here!
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1665
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Medic
No!
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9021
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Soldier
*evil laugh*
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6790
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Engineer
I built that!
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3617
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Engineer
Dummkopfs!
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3571
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Medic
You are an amateur and a fool!
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2189
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Spy
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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2867
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Soldier
Howdy, partner!
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2241
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Spy
Follow me, doctor!
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849
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Spy
The suitcase is about to self destruct!
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630
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Announcer
*screams*
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9803
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Spy
*tsk*
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1854
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Demoman
Do you remember me now?!
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2029
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Heavy
Warning!
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5860
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Announcer
Need a teleporter here!
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1347
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Demoman
We got em! We got em!
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827
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Scout
That Soldier is a Spy!
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1476
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Soldier
Yeees.
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1487
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Spy
Move 'em out!
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1295
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Engineer
*critical death*
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8896
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Medic
Ya'll just got branded!
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763
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Engineer
Aw, fellas!
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1014
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Scout
Woo!
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1573
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Scout
Batter up!
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830
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Scout
I should have done this long ago!
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1602
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Heavy
Push bomb cart! Move!
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1073
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Heavy
*big laugh*
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1573
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Heavy
Take that, you quack!
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3966
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Sniper
You failed, prepare for sudden death!
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10143
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Announcer
You see that?!
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801
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Scout
Coward! Get on point!
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1024
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Heavy
I did it!
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1053
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Scout
You're dead, that's good, amen!
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5863
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Soldier
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6471
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Scout
After you!
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1005
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Spy
C'mere, sweetheart!
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4792
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Soldier
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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7116
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Pyro
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels
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1001
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Sniper
Your white flag does not stop American bullets!
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3300
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Soldier
Sentry ahead!
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778
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Soldier
That was my point you were standin' on
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1045
Who:
Demoman
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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1739
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Scout
The Australium has returned to the drop site.
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652
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Announcer
Hoo-ahh!
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910
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Soldier
I did what I could...
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3860
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Demoman
Yeah!
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1696
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Sniper
Success! We have secured the enemy's last control point!
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770
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Announcer
Dummkopfs!
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2978
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Medic
*severe pain*
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5173
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Heavy
That funeral ain't gonna be open casket
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1119
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Sniper
We have dropped the enemy intelligence!
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816
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2912
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Scout
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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30123
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Soldier
Whose the tough guy now, huh tough guy?!
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1203
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Scout
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist!
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3405
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Sniper
You must defend our intelligence!
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2319
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Announcer
Little men steal our cart!
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1201
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Heavy
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9612
Who:
Spy
Onward great bomb cart!
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921
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Heavy
Spy around here!
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1560
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Demoman
Hey get on the cap, guys!
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744
Who:
Scout
Medic!
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5248
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Engineer
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1364
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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5354
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Pyro
*short laugh*
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1866
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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2582
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Heavy
That didn't hurt!
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2347
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Scout
Incoming!
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2196
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Heavy
I have new way to kill cowards!
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1246
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Heavy
Get on point, stupid!
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9242
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Heavy
Good shot!
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2379
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Heavy
Woo-hoo!
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2245
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Engineer
Dominated, tiny man!
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973
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Demoman
Dispenser down!
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6445
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Engineer
I hear someone building diaper changing station!
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15478
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Heavy
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
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5025
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Soldier
Schnell! Go get them!
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1957
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Medic
Spy!
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2453
Who:
Sniper
You failed! Stalemate!
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7272
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Announcer
No!
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18345
Who:
Demoman
Help!
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1419
Who:
Soldier
Oh really? I'm paying myself after that!
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9645
Who:
Pyro
Ya'll come back now - more where that came from!
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1050
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Engineer
Medic!
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5078
Who:
Demoman
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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4859
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Engineer
Oktoberfest!
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81460
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Medic
Nice shot!
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943
Who:
Soldier
Piss off, you mongrels!
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4731
Who:
Sniper
C'mere, Sally!
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1114
Who:
Soldier
That helmet ain't gonna save ya!
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1029
Who:
Sniper
Alright!
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1142
Who:
Scout
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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6135
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Soldier
Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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5923
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Engineer
There ya go
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768
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Sniper
Heil us!
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1575
Who:
Medic
Pyro is Spy!
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2968
Who:
Heavy
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