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Thanks, soldier!
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1552
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1273
Who:
Engineer
Now I've seen everything
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5692
Who:
Engineer
Okay, mate!
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9749
Who:
Sniper
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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1955
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Demoman
Punk!
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645
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Scout
Nice shot, camarade!
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2045
Who:
Medic
Eaugh!
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1442
Who:
Spy
Now go!
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932
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Medic
*hawk* *spit*
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1691
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Sniper
*hiss*
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2097
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Spy
Hit it, doc!
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1203
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1025
Who:
Soldier
Fear me, cowards!
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771
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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2742
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Demoman
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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933
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Demoman
Secure!
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792
Who:
Announcer
*critical death*
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8687
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Demoman
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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1226
Who:
Engineer
Fight like big man!
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705
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Heavy
That Spy is not one of ours!
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1014
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Soldier
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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84981
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Heavy
And this!
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1410
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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3715
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Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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767
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Medic
That there's a gold-plated kill!
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613
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Engineer
*screams*
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16917
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Spy
Little too much caber-tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?
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1020
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Demoman
Snipe that, ya frickin' coward!
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787
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Scout
Hey, whose on fire now?
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899
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Scout
You better hold on to your head, mate
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709
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Sniper
Stay near tiny cart!
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626
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Heavy
Thank you Engineer!
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9731
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Medic
I appreciate your help!
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854
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Spy
Here's what I have that you don't: a functioning liver, depth perception, and a pulse!
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5213
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Spy
This is unnacceptable!
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4327
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Medic
Hey overalls, you suck!
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4721
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Scout
Aw, crap!
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4727
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Scout
I am hero!
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997
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Heavy
Sentry ahead!
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630
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Demoman
*grumbles*
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1180
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Sniper
Spy!
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2863
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2397
Who:
Heavy
Wicked!
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767
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Scout
I never liked you!
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918
Who:
Soldier
Commence team scramble, now!
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510
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Announcer
New weapon!
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2593
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Heavy
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
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Sniper
Thank you doc
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Pyro
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1246
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Demoman
Nobody likes a squatter!
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994
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Engineer
Thank you
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2483
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Pyro
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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34836
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Sniper
Move! schnell!
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1674
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Medic
WE have the device!
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510
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Announcer
Thanks for the aid!
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642
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Soldier
The Medic is a Spy!
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3184
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Medic
No worries!
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1483
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Sniper
Good catch, buddy!
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613
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Scout
No!
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6898
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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2643
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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7085
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Soldier
Dominated, string-bean!
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782
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Engineer
Take that, book-smarts!
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1022
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Sniper
Doctor, I am the better man!
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1209
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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939
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Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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3751
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Medic
*gun sounds* *laughter*
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12826
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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1834
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Soldier
Let's move it up!
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567
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Scout
Yeah, nice shootin' there!
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766
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Scout
I've seen better sides of beef being run over by a combine!
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1644
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Engineer
Here's a gadget you can build: one that stops my bullets!
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Sniper
Medic!
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2078
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Scout
Downtown!
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591
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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1613
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Medic
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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1033
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Soldier
You've been killed by the best, cyclops!
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722
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Sniper
Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!
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Spy
*severe pain*
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Medic
*happy laugh*
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1354
Who:
Engineer
Our intelligence has returned to our base
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675
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Announcer
Preposterous!
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Spy
Yo, batter up!
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701
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Scout
Join me at bomb cart!
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568
Who:
Heavy
That's a right pretty brow-washer you built, you big ugly girl!
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3477
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Demoman
Spy, gentlemen
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9868
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Spy
Top shelf!
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1795
Who:
Spy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1193
Who:
Announcer
You must not fail me again!
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1486
Who:
Announcer
Fire!
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1440
Who:
Heavy
Much appreciated, doctor!
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721
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Spy
Excellent!
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3815
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Pyro
Dominated, hard-hat!
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728
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Engineer
That Sniper is a bloody Spy!
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1630
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Demoman
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1333
Who:
Scout
Get goin'!
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913
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Demoman
We are about to launch the rocket!
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510
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Announcer
Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
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871
Who:
Scout
Today is a good day!
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Who:
Soldier
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