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God save the Queen!
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Sniper
Control point enabled, move!
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Announcer
Dominated! You fatuous fat-headed fat man!
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Spy
Way to go, slugger!
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Scout
Ah.. crepe!
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Demoman
Alert! The enemy has dropped the device!
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628
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Announcer
Freakin' unbelieveable!
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Scout
Put dispenser here
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Heavy
Ours now!
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2045
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Heavy
Go go go!
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992
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Sniper
Gotta stop the cart!
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Scout
*burp*
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2123
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Announcer
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
Is-is anyone even payin' attention to me?
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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Scout
Let's go, doc!
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Soldier
Ya oughta stand back a little more, like, for me and my machines!
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780
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Engineer
All will feel my giant new gun!
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1510
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Heavy
At your pleasure, doctor!
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1581
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Spy
I have been shown who is the boss!
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Spy
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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3669
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Scout
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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Soldier
Help! Now!
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Heavy
Put sentry here
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Heavy
FIRE!
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Demoman
You got anything smart to say now?
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Scout
Erectin' a dispenser!
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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Demoman
Four
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Announcer
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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Demoman
You disgust me!
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Spy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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Scout
Somebody wanna rustle up a teleporter right here?
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Engineer
Wooo!
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Scout
Go! Go! давай!
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Heavy
To the left!
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759
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Sniper
Thanks, soldier!
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Soldier
Thank you
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Pyro
They have the device!
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630
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Announcer
I'm gonna tear you down, junior
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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Engineer
Oi! You're bleedin' gravy, fatso!
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Sniper
Nice try, pal!
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Scout
*sings*
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Heavy
Who is with me?
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Spy
*severe pain*
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Medic
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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Scout
First blood!
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Announcer
They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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Demoman
This is unnacceptable!
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Medic
You've done me proud, boys!
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Soldier
Boo!
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Soldier
Assistance bitte!
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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Heavy
Stay by the cart, fellas!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Soldier
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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Soldier
*hawk* *spit*
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Sniper
Nice job
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Engineer
This way, doc!
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Scout
Augh!
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Heavy
America wins again!
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Soldier
We did it mates!
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Demoman
To the left!
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Engineer
Oh fat man, please! This is getting awkward...
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Spy
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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Demoman
Are you even trying?
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Scout
Blammo!
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Soldier
First blood!
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Announcer
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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Scout
Don't feel bad, you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!
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Spy
Nah!
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Demoman
They have the Australium!
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Announcer
Wern't no thing
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Engineer
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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Demoman
Seize the control point!
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Announcer
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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Sniper
I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!
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Engineer
*laughs* Look at you, you like you ran through traffic!
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Scout
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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Announcer
Aces!
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Sniper
I hate doctors!
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2002
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Scout
Come on!
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Pyro
*sharp pain*
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Scout
Nobody likes a squatter!
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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Scout
Let's do this Texas style!
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Engineer
Sentry goin' up!
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Engineer
I do believe I'm on fire!
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Spy
Victory!
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Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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Heavy
Run from the Sandvich!
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Heavy
You just got dominated, toy-maker!
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Soldier
You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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Demoman
Who-aa!
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Scout
Sentry right up there!
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Engineer
I don't think they saw that one coming
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Demoman
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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Heavy
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