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What's up, doc? *laughs*
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Take that, you quack!
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Sniper
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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Sniper
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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Sniper
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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Sniper
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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Sniper
Nobody's gonna miss you, ya mutant!
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Sniper
Gotcha, you mental defective!
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Sniper
That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
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Sniper
You know what 'dominated' means, you bloody whackjob?
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Dominated, you little ankle-biter!
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1234
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Sniper
That'll slow you down, you twitchy hooligan!
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Sniper
Dominated, you miniature delinquient!
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Sniper
Couldn't skip around that, could ya? You precious little posie?
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Sniper
Gotcha, you spastic little gremlin!
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Sniper
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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Sniper
Nice try mate, but I'm the best!
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Sniper
You call that snipin'?
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Sniper
Dominiated, you blind-eyed bastard!
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Sniper
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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Sniper
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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1234
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Sniper
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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Sniper
Take that, you rocket-hoppin' simpleton!
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Sniper
Oi, lend us a shovel, so I can dig your grave!
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Sniper
Dominated! You ploddin' potatohead...
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Sniper
At ease! *laughs*
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Sniper
Sneak around that, you phony scoundrel!
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Sniper
Take that, you two-faced mongrel!
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Sniper
Back-stab that, you snake!
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Sniper
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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Sniper
Cloak your way outta that, you filthy spook!
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Sniper
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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I was never on your side either... wanker!
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Sniper
Jarate!
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Bombs away!
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Sniper
Heads up!
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Sniper
Aaagh!
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Soldier
Yaaaaargh!
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Soldier
Yaaah!
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Soldier
Aaaah!
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Soldier
Dominated, you one-eyed cross-dresser!
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Soldier
Considered yourself dominated you Scot son of a bitch!
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Soldier
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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Soldier
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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Soldier
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!
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Soldier
Dominated, grease-monkey!
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Soldier
You just got dominated, toy-maker!
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Soldier
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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Soldier
I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up!
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Soldier
That's where books get you, professor!
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Soldier
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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Soldier
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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Soldier
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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You just got dominated, comrade!
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Soldier
Dominated, you red menace!
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Soldier
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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Soldier
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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Checkmate, stalingrad!
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!
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You just got dominated, Fritz!
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Soldier
America wins again!
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Ich bin- I just kcicked your ass!
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Soldier
Welcome to the united states of you just got dominated!
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Soldier
I'm gonna mail my boot to the Kaiser with your ass around it!
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Gotcha, herr doctor!
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Soldier
I just tore you a new chimney, smokey joe!
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Soldier
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
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Soldier
You cannot burn me, I'm already ablaze with passion! For war!
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Soldier
You cannot burn me, I do not have time to combust!
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Soldier
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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2017
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Soldier
Your fire-retardant ass just got dominated!
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Soldier
Ha, you fight like a girl!
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Soldier
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
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Soldier
Get haircut hippie! Just in case...
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Soldier
Dominated, short-pants!
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Soldier
How's that domination feel, city-boy?
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Soldier
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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Soldier
Less talk, more fight!
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Soldier
You cannot run from me, my gun is faster!
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Soldier
You run fast, my bullets run faster!
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Soldier
Never bring a bat to a battlefield! War is not a game!
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Soldier
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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Soldier
Got anything funny to say about that, funny-man?
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Soldier
Never send a boy to fight a man's war!
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Soldier
You were in a big fat hurry to die!
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Soldier
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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Soldier
You will not turn my battlefield into a camp group!
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Soldier
Now hear this camper: You are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!
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Soldier
I will send my condolences to your kangaroo-wife!
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Soldier
You are a coward, and you died like one!
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Soldier
The next time you want to kill a man, look him in the eyes!
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbons!
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Soldier
Aww, too violent for you cupcake?
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Soldier
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!
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