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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*laughs* Yeah...
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Alright!
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Dude, we're on fire!
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Woo!
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That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Sentry ahead!
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Sentry up there!
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They got a sentry up there!
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Way to go, paly!
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We got em! We got em!
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Eat it fatty!
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Boink!
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Bonk!
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Yo, batter up!
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Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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I'm battin' a thousand!
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Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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I broke your stupid crap, moron!
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How's that feel, wimp?
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You got anything smart to say now?
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Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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Would you kindly move your ass to the freakin' point?
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How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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I'm running circles around ya!
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Ooh yeah, you're real scary!
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Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
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I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya! I'm gonna head-butt ya!
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Yeah, come get some you freakin' wuss!
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Who wants some of this?
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Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
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Hey, lot of good that gun did ya!
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Scout
What're you lookin' at?
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Scout
Yeah, it's a freakin' bat magnet!
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Hey knucklehead, I'm talkin' to you!
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You're all losers!
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Hey wimps!
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You wimps suck!
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You knuckleheads ain't even worth the effort!
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You morons are about to catch a real beatin'!
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Scout
Oh hey, you suck!
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Thanks, paly!
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Yeah, yeah... thanks!
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Scout
Alright, I feel good!
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*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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Thanks, doc!
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Thanks for the ride!
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Scout
Hey, good job there hard-hat!
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Thanks for that, tough guy!
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Yeah!
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Yeah, gotcha!
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Gotcha!
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Scout
Hit that charge, doctor!
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Charge me, doctor!
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Sniper
Now doctor, now!
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Sniper
Now, doctor... now!
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This one's ours now!
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That was too easy mate!
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We're not giving it back
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Simple, simple. One for me...
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That was too easy, mate!
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Sniper
No worries!
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That wasn't so bad!
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That wasn't so hard!
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Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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That's damn right embarrassing!
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*growls*
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Fire... fire! Fire!
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Fire!
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Fire!
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Let's have a go at it!
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Get to it!
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Yeah!
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Get on then, mates!
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Sniper
God save the Queen!
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Give 'em a gob-full!
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Yeah!
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Wicked!
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Aces!
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Good on ya, mates!
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Alright!
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We gave 'em a bloody drubin!
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Beauty!
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Bloody beaut'!
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Spy!
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Spy around here!
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Spy here!
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The Scout is a Spy!
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The Soldier is a Spy!
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The Heavy is a Spy!
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