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*gibberish*
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Demoman
Nope
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688849
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Engineer
That's what ya get
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609736
Who:
Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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522976
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Heavy
Boink!
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391713
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Scout
*critical death*
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322507
Who:
Scout
Хорошо!
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301913
Who:
Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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225772
Who:
Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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196663
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Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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188947
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Engineer
Put dispenser here
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174456
Who:
Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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144695
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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136274
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Pyro
Jarate? No!
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124172
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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111205
Who:
Pyro
You are dead, not big suprise!
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107810
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Heavy
Medic!
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107011
Who:
Heavy
No!
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104968
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Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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102383
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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95739
Who:
Heavy
Victory!
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92592
Who:
Announcer
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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89692
Who:
Heavy
Bonk!
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89517
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Scout
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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83948
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Spy
Kiss me!
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77722
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Heavy
Oktoberfest!
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75153
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Medic
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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74893
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Soldier
Need a dispenser here!
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71393
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Scout
*long laugh*
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69233
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Spy
Ka-boom!
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65962
Who:
Demoman
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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65017
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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65000
Who:
Pyro
Ahh, piss!
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63550
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Sniper
Gentlemen!
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63017
Who:
Spy
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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62667
Who:
Engineer
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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57890
Who:
Medic
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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57304
Who:
Scout
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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55720
Who:
Pyro
Nope!
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51717
Who:
Scout
That person is a spy!
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49297
Who:
Pyro
Oh no!
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49084
Who:
Heavy
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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48589
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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45614
Who:
Pyro
*screams*
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45367
Who:
Spy
*laughs* Yeah...
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45149
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Scout
There can be only one!
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44460
Who:
Demoman
Hello fräuleins!
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43893
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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42548
Who:
Pyro
How could this happen?
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41657
Who:
Heavy
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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40909
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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40474
Who:
Sniper
Oh, this is bad!
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40027
Who:
Heavy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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39248
Who:
Engineer
I am bullet-proof!
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39013
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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38741
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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38576
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Spy
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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38291
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Heavy
*critical death*
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37749
Who:
Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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37430
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Spy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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37215
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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37135
Who:
Sniper
Damnit!
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35970
Who:
Soldier
Cry some more!
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35884
Who:
Heavy
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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35679
Who:
Soldier
You failed!
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35601
Who:
Announcer
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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35595
Who:
Soldier
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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35448
Who:
Demoman
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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34703
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Scout
Cream gravy!
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34055
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Engineer
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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33937
Who:
Engineer
Is not possible!
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33078
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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31406
Who:
Demoman
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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31401
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Scout
Medic!
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31335
Who:
Pyro
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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31232
Who:
Spy
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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31071
Who:
Heavy
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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31063
Who:
Demoman
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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30047
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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29653
Who:
Soldier
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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29590
Who:
Engineer
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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29540
Who:
Heavy
Alrighty then!
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29003
Who:
Engineer
Heck no
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28848
Who:
Engineer
I hate you!
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28642
Who:
Spy
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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28609
Who:
Sniper
Ay... what just happened?
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28245
Who:
Demoman
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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27904
Who:
Engineer
Activate the charge!
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27902
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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27625
Who:
Pyro
Piss off, big-head
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27620
Who:
Sniper
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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27499
Who:
Scout
Good shot, mate!
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27476
Who:
Sniper
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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27383
Who:
Soldier
We're on a roll!
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27367
Who:
Pyro
Is good!
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27366
Who:
Heavy
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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27359
Who:
Demoman
Danke, dummkopfs!
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27356
Who:
Medic
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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27356
Who:
Heavy
Failure!
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27355
Who:
Announcer
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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27355
Who:
Medic
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