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*gibberish*
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Demoman
Nope
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715639
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Engineer
That's what ya get
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619139
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Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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537271
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Heavy
Boink!
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406823
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Scout
*critical death*
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336172
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Scout
Хорошо!
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314005
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Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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235937
Who:
Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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205140
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Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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193613
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Engineer
Put dispenser here
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185728
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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141287
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Pyro
Jarate? No!
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130339
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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115942
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Pyro
You are dead, not big suprise!
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113207
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Heavy
Medic!
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111954
Who:
Heavy
No!
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110426
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Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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106341
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Heavy
*critical death*
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102613
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Heavy
Bonk!
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97205
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Scout
Victory!
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96131
Who:
Announcer
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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93374
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Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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88028
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Spy
Kiss me!
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81426
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Heavy
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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79889
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Soldier
Oktoberfest!
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79048
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Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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76844
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Scout
*long laugh*
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73881
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Spy
Ka-boom!
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70082
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Demoman
Ahh, piss!
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68974
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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68440
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Pyro
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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68001
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Heavy
Gentlemen!
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66939
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Spy
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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66644
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Engineer
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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62177
Who:
Scout
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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60890
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Medic
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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59339
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Pyro
Nope!
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54729
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Scout
*gibberish*
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52963
Who:
Demoman
Oh no!
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52492
Who:
Heavy
That person is a spy!
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52414
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Pyro
*screams*
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51192
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Spy
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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50925
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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48099
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Pyro
*laughs* Yeah...
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47122
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Scout
Hello fräuleins!
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46579
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Medic
There can be only one!
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46236
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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45036
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Pyro
How could this happen?
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43382
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Heavy
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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43193
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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42723
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Sniper
Oh, this is bad!
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41931
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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41676
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Demoman
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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41609
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Engineer
*critical death*
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41319
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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41315
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Spy
I am bullet-proof!
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41028
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Heavy
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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40473
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Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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39508
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Spy
Medic!
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39155
Who:
Sniper
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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39114
Who:
Sniper
Damnit!
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38561
Who:
Soldier
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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37920
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Soldier
You failed!
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37756
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Announcer
Cry some more!
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37598
Who:
Heavy
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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37419
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Soldier
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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37213
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Demoman
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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37016
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Scout
Cream gravy!
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36204
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Engineer
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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Who:
Engineer
Is not possible!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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34464
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Soldier
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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33775
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Demoman
Medic!
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33204
Who:
Pyro
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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33172
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Spy
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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32752
Who:
Demoman
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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Who:
Heavy
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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31398
Who:
Heavy
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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31325
Who:
Heavy
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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31035
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Engineer
Heck no
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30567
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Engineer
Alrighty then!
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30539
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Engineer
I hate you!
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30502
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Spy
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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30148
Who:
Sniper
Ay... what just happened?
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30021
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Demoman
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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29589
Who:
Engineer
Activate the charge!
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29523
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Pyro
Good shot, mate!
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29413
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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29377
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Pyro
Piss off, big-head
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29338
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Sniper
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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29331
Who:
Scout
Failure!
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29152
Who:
Announcer
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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29152
Who:
Soldier
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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29136
Who:
Demoman
Danke, dummkopfs!
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29135
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Medic
We're on a roll!
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29134
Who:
Pyro
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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29134
Who:
Heavy
Is good!
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29130
Who:
Heavy
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