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*gibberish*
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Demoman
Nope
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721976
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Engineer
That's what ya get
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621872
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Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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541908
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Heavy
Boink!
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Scout
*critical death*
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340554
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Scout
Хорошо!
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317915
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Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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239325
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Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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194930
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Engineer
Put dispenser here
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188452
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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142433
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Pyro
Jarate? No!
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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117150
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Pyro
You are dead, not big suprise!
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114520
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Heavy
Medic!
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113089
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Heavy
No!
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111724
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Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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107217
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Heavy
*critical death*
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104457
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Heavy
Bonk!
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98956
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Scout
Victory!
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96851
Who:
Announcer
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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94123
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Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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88854
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Spy
Kiss me!
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Heavy
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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80682
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Soldier
Oktoberfest!
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79768
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Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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77887
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Scout
*long laugh*
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74694
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Spy
Ka-boom!
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70992
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Demoman
Ahh, piss!
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70023
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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69145
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Pyro
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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68582
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Heavy
Gentlemen!
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67844
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Spy
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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67426
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Engineer
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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62918
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Scout
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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61426
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Medic
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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Pyro
Nope!
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55188
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Scout
*gibberish*
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53551
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Demoman
Oh no!
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53057
Who:
Heavy
That person is a spy!
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52910
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Pyro
*screams*
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52392
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Spy
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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51296
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Medic
*long laugh*
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48432
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Pyro
*laughs* Yeah...
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47454
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Scout
Hello fräuleins!
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47009
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Medic
There can be only one!
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46495
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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45388
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Pyro
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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Scout
How could this happen?
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43605
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Heavy
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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Demoman
Oh, this is bad!
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42225
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Heavy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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42018
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Engineer
*critical death*
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41897
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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41864
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Spy
I am bullet-proof!
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41344
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Heavy
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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40895
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Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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Spy
Medic!
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39485
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Sniper
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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39456
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Sniper
Damnit!
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39002
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Soldier
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
You failed!
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38202
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Announcer
Cry some more!
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Heavy
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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Soldier
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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37494
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Demoman
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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37377
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Scout
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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36546
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Engineer
Cream gravy!
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36497
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Soldier
Is not possible!
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34689
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Heavy
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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34082
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Scout
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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Spy
Medic!
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33479
Who:
Pyro
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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33470
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Demoman
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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Who:
Demoman
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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Heavy
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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Who:
Heavy
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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Heavy
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
Heck no
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Engineer
I hate you!
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Spy
Alrighty then!
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30702
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Engineer
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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30345
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Sniper
Ay... what just happened?
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Demoman
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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29832
Who:
Engineer
Good shot, mate!
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29745
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Sniper
Activate the charge!
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29682
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Pyro
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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29675
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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29640
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Pyro
Piss off, big-head
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29594
Who:
Sniper
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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29406
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Soldier
Danke, dummkopfs!
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29405
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Medic
Failure!
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29391
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Announcer
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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29391
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Demoman
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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29391
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Heavy
Is good!
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29381
Who:
Heavy
We're on a roll!
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29381
Who:
Pyro
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