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Nope
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Engineer
*gibberish*
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641257
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Demoman
That's what ya get
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607348
Who:
Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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519419
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Heavy
Boink!
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388032
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Scout
*critical death*
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Scout
Хорошо!
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299409
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Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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223507
Who:
Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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194603
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Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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187725
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Engineer
Put dispenser here
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171583
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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143545
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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134962
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Pyro
Jarate? No!
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122564
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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110025
Who:
Pyro
You are dead, not big suprise!
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106435
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Heavy
Medic!
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105785
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Heavy
No!
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103378
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Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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101400
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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94112
Who:
Heavy
Victory!
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91626
Who:
Announcer
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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88688
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Heavy
Bonk!
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87552
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Scout
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
Kiss me!
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76654
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Heavy
Oktoberfest!
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74219
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Medic
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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73436
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Soldier
Need a dispenser here!
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70327
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Scout
*long laugh*
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68229
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Spy
Ka-boom!
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65098
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Demoman
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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64330
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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64192
Who:
Pyro
Ahh, piss!
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62312
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Sniper
Gentlemen!
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62039
Who:
Spy
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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61715
Who:
Engineer
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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57165
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Medic
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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56229
Who:
Scout
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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54774
Who:
Pyro
Nope!
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50821
Who:
Scout
That person is a spy!
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48447
Who:
Pyro
Oh no!
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48045
Who:
Heavy
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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47983
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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45019
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Pyro
*laughs* Yeah...
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44546
Who:
Scout
There can be only one!
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43966
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Demoman
*screams*
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43907
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Spy
Hello fräuleins!
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43265
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*
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41939
Who:
Pyro
How could this happen?
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41177
Who:
Heavy
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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40333
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
Oh, this is bad!
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39471
Who:
Heavy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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38618
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Engineer
I am bullet-proof!
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38515
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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38098
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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37732
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Spy
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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37695
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Heavy
*critical death*
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36900
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Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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36866
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Spy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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36667
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Sniper
Medic!
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36583
Who:
Sniper
Cry some more!
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35447
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Heavy
Damnit!
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35272
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Soldier
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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35219
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Soldier
You failed!
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35127
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Announcer
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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35049
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Soldier
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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35009
Who:
Demoman
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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Scout
Cream gravy!
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33583
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Engineer
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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33431
Who:
Engineer
Is not possible!
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32687
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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30978
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Demoman
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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30862
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Scout
Medic!
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30800
Who:
Pyro
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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30709
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Spy
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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30682
Who:
Heavy
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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30616
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Demoman
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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29638
Who:
Heavy
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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29272
Who:
Engineer
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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29100
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Heavy
*critical death*
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28754
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Soldier
Alrighty then!
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28659
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Engineer
Heck no
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28429
Who:
Engineer
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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28238
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Sniper
I hate you!
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28158
Who:
Spy
Ay... what just happened?
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27779
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Demoman
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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27480
Who:
Engineer
Activate the charge!
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27442
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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27196
Who:
Pyro
Piss off, big-head
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27145
Who:
Sniper
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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27027
Who:
Scout
Good shot, mate!
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26999
Who:
Sniper
Danke, dummkopfs!
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26903
Who:
Medic
Is good!
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26901
Who:
Heavy
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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26901
Who:
Soldier
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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26900
Who:
Heavy
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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26899
Who:
Medic
Failure!
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26897
Who:
Announcer
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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26897
Who:
Demoman
We're on a roll!
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26897
Who:
Pyro
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