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*gibberish*
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Demoman
Nope
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692738
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Engineer
That's what ya get
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611388
Who:
Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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526045
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Heavy
Boink!
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394755
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Scout
*critical death*
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325155
Who:
Scout
Хорошо!
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304091
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Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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227847
Who:
Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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198581
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Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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189904
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Engineer
Put dispenser here
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176924
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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145624
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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137283
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Pyro
Jarate? No!
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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112169
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Pyro
You are dead, not big suprise!
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109004
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Heavy
Medic!
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108112
Who:
Heavy
No!
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106129
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Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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103184
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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97255
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Heavy
Victory!
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93296
Who:
Announcer
Bonk!
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91110
Who:
Scout
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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90496
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Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
Kiss me!
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Heavy
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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76129
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Soldier
Oktoberfest!
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75891
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Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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70145
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Spy
Ka-boom!
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66784
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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65765
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Pyro
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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65687
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Heavy
Ahh, piss!
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64562
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Sniper
Gentlemen!
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63806
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Spy
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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63542
Who:
Engineer
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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58480
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Medic
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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58188
Who:
Scout
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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Pyro
Nope!
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52380
Who:
Scout
That person is a spy!
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Who:
Pyro
Oh no!
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49821
Who:
Heavy
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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49109
Who:
Medic
*screams*
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Spy
*long laugh*
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46062
Who:
Pyro
*laughs* Yeah...
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45572
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Scout
There can be only one!
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44848
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Demoman
Hello fräuleins!
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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43069
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Pyro
How could this happen?
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42068
Who:
Heavy
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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40943
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Sniper
Oh, this is bad!
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Who:
Heavy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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39718
Who:
Engineer
I am bullet-proof!
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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39168
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Spy
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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38648
Who:
Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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37906
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Spy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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37683
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Sniper
Medic!
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37597
Who:
Sniper
Damnit!
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36612
Who:
Soldier
Cry some more!
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36261
Who:
Heavy
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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Soldier
You failed!
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36052
Who:
Announcer
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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Demoman
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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Scout
Cream gravy!
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Engineer
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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Who:
Engineer
Is not possible!
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Heavy
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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31868
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Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Demoman
Medic!
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31752
Who:
Pyro
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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Who:
Spy
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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Who:
Heavy
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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Demoman
*critical death*
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Soldier
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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Who:
Heavy
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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29908
Who:
Heavy
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
Alrighty then!
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29296
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Engineer
Heck no
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29208
Who:
Engineer
I hate you!
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29018
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Spy
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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28949
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Sniper
Ay... what just happened?
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28624
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Demoman
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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28238
Who:
Engineer
Activate the charge!
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28233
Who:
Pyro
Piss off, big-head
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27976
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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Pyro
Is good!
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27874
Who:
Heavy
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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27858
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Scout
Good shot, mate!
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27828
Who:
Sniper
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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27824
Who:
Soldier
Danke, dummkopfs!
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27720
Who:
Medic
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
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27719
Who:
Medic
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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27717
Who:
Heavy
We're on a roll!
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27716
Who:
Pyro
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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27714
Who:
Demoman
Failure!
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27713
Who:
Announcer
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