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*gibberish*
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Demoman
Nope
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Engineer
That's what ya get
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620522
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Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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539658
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Heavy
Boink!
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408925
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Scout
*critical death*
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338363
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Scout
Хорошо!
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316024
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Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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237670
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Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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206384
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Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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194306
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Engineer
Put dispenser here
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187050
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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149607
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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141876
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Pyro
Jarate? No!
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131041
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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116573
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Pyro
You are dead, not big suprise!
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113858
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Heavy
Medic!
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112461
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Heavy
No!
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111080
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Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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106758
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Heavy
*critical death*
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103581
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Heavy
Bonk!
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98017
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Scout
Victory!
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96476
Who:
Announcer
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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93773
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Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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88425
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Spy
Kiss me!
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81793
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Heavy
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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80240
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Soldier
Oktoberfest!
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79410
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Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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77328
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Scout
*long laugh*
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74237
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Spy
Ka-boom!
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70544
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Demoman
Ahh, piss!
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69505
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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68792
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Pyro
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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68317
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Heavy
Gentlemen!
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67407
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Spy
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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67045
Who:
Engineer
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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62539
Who:
Scout
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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61185
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Medic
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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59651
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Pyro
Nope!
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54952
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Scout
*gibberish*
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53256
Who:
Demoman
Oh no!
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52750
Who:
Heavy
That person is a spy!
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52666
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Pyro
*screams*
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51775
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Spy
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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51117
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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48268
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Pyro
*laughs* Yeah...
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47297
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Scout
Hello fräuleins!
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46825
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Medic
There can be only one!
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46363
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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45213
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Pyro
How could this happen?
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43482
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Heavy
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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43405
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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42942
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Sniper
Oh, this is bad!
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42076
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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42008
Who:
Demoman
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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41800
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Engineer
*critical death*
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41633
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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41567
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Spy
I am bullet-proof!
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41208
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Heavy
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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39639
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Spy
Medic!
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39304
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Sniper
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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39286
Who:
Sniper
Damnit!
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38756
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Soldier
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
You failed!
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37963
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Announcer
Cry some more!
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37741
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Heavy
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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37539
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Soldier
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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37343
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Demoman
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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37193
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Scout
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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36354
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Engineer
Cream gravy!
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36328
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Engineer
*critical death*
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34867
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Soldier
Is not possible!
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34560
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Heavy
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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33931
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Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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33349
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Demoman
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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33345
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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33341
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Pyro
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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32886
Who:
Demoman
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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Heavy
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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31473
Who:
Heavy
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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31468
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Heavy
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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31132
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Engineer
Heck no
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30679
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Engineer
I hate you!
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30659
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Spy
Alrighty then!
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30633
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Engineer
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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30244
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Sniper
Ay... what just happened?
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30147
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Demoman
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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29703
Who:
Engineer
Activate the charge!
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29587
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Pyro
Good shot, mate!
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29555
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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29521
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Pyro
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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29503
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Scout
Piss off, big-head
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29457
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Sniper
Failure!
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29275
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Announcer
Danke, dummkopfs!
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29274
Who:
Medic
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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29269
Who:
Soldier
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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29264
Who:
Demoman
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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29259
Who:
Heavy
Is good!
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29254
Who:
Heavy
We're on a roll!
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29251
Who:
Pyro
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