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*gibberish*
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Demoman
Nope
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729924
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Engineer
That's what ya get
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625463
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Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
Boink!
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Scout
*critical death*
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346125
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Scout
Хорошо!
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322786
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Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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243258
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Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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196562
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Engineer
Put dispenser here
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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143650
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Pyro
Jarate? No!
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133593
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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118631
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Pyro
You are dead, not big suprise!
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116105
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Heavy
Medic!
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114857
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Heavy
No!
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113276
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Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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108341
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Heavy
*critical death*
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106420
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Heavy
Bonk!
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101163
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Scout
Victory!
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97840
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Announcer
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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95136
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Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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Spy
Kiss me!
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Heavy
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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81837
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Soldier
Oktoberfest!
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Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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Scout
*long laugh*
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75757
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Spy
Ka-boom!
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72064
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Demoman
Ahh, piss!
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71231
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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70041
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Pyro
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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69206
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Heavy
Gentlemen!
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69072
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Spy
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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68385
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Engineer
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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63747
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Scout
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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62093
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Medic
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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Pyro
Nope!
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55810
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Scout
*gibberish*
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54247
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Demoman
*screams*
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53752
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Spy
Oh no!
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53749
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Heavy
That person is a spy!
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53638
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Pyro
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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51769
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Medic
*long laugh*
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48843
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Pyro
*laughs* Yeah...
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47867
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Scout
Hello fräuleins!
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47515
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Medic
There can be only one!
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46848
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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45891
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Pyro
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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Scout
How could this happen?
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43883
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Heavy
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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43190
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Demoman
Oh, this is bad!
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Heavy
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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Engineer
*critical death*
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42547
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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Spy
I am bullet-proof!
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Heavy
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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Spy
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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Sniper
Medic!
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Who:
Sniper
Damnit!
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39484
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Soldier
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
You failed!
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38762
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Announcer
Cry some more!
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38201
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Heavy
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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Soldier
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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Scout
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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37861
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Demoman
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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36959
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Engineer
Cream gravy!
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36858
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Soldier
Is not possible!
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35008
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Heavy
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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34460
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Scout
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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Spy
Medic!
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33858
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Pyro
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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33803
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Demoman
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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33469
Who:
Demoman
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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Heavy
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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Who:
Heavy
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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Heavy
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
Heck no
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Engineer
I hate you!
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Spy
Alrighty then!
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30969
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Engineer
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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30641
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Sniper
Ay... what just happened?
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Demoman
Good shot, mate!
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30286
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Sniper
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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30154
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Engineer
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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29989
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Pyro
Piss off, big-head
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29905
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Sniper
Activate the charge!
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29903
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Pyro
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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29800
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Soldier
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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29741
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Demoman
Failure!
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29740
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Announcer
Danke, dummkopfs!
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29739
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Medic
We're on a roll!
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29735
Who:
Pyro
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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29735
Who:
Heavy
Is good!
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Who:
Heavy
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