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*gibberish*
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Demoman
Nope
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714457
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Engineer
That's what ya get
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618672
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Engineer
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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536501
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Heavy
Boink!
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406123
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Scout
*critical death*
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335394
Who:
Scout
Хорошо!
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313314
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Heavy
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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235373
Who:
Heavy
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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Spy
Now just stop trying to mess with my contraptions!
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193401
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Engineer
Put dispenser here
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185203
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Heavy
*sings* Come, sing with me! *sings*
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148870
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Heavy
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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141109
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Pyro
Jarate? No!
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130113
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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115733
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Pyro
You are dead, not big suprise!
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113001
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Heavy
Medic!
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111769
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Heavy
No!
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110238
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Heavy
Entire team is babies!
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106198
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Heavy
*critical death*
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102280
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Heavy
Bonk!
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96916
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Scout
Victory!
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95990
Who:
Announcer
*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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93205
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Heavy
I'm looking at your x-ray, and I'm afraid you suck!
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87901
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Spy
Kiss me!
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81285
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Heavy
Pain is weakness leaving the body!
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79722
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Soldier
Oktoberfest!
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78937
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Medic
Need a dispenser here!
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76688
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Scout
*long laugh*
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73720
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Spy
Ka-boom!
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69922
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Demoman
Ahh, piss!
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68824
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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68315
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Pyro
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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67915
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Heavy
Gentlemen!
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66792
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Spy
Yipee-kee-yai-hee-hay-hee-ai-ey-kai-o!
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66498
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Engineer
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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62041
Who:
Scout
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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60775
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Medic
Talk about a dumb-ass team! Their team, I tell ya...
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59228
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Pyro
Nope!
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54640
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Scout
*gibberish*
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52870
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Demoman
Oh no!
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52405
Who:
Heavy
That person is a spy!
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52316
Who:
Pyro
*screams*
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50943
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Spy
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
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50856
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Medic
*long laugh*
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48032
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Pyro
*laughs* Yeah...
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47067
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Scout
Hello fräuleins!
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46502
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Medic
There can be only one!
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46184
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Demoman
*evil laugh*
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44978
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Pyro
How could this happen?
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43331
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Heavy
Today ain't your day, pancakes!
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43132
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Scout
The Scout is a Spy!
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42648
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Sniper
Oh, this is bad!
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41884
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Heavy
*gibberish*
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41548
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Demoman
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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41531
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Engineer
*short laugh*
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41226
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Spy
*critical death*
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41224
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Heavy
I am bullet-proof!
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40973
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Heavy
What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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40397
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Heavy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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39446
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Spy
Medic!
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39105
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Sniper
Wave good-bye to your head, wanker!
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39062
Who:
Sniper
Damnit!
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38479
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Soldier
Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!
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Soldier
You failed!
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37675
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Announcer
Cry some more!
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37527
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Heavy
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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37387
Who:
Soldier
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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37148
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Demoman
You're like a car crash in slow motion, it's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!
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Scout
Cream gravy!
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36144
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Engineer
Son, I'm gonna blow that dumb look right off your stupid face
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Who:
Engineer
Is not possible!
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Heavy
*critical death*
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34312
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Soldier
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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33716
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Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Demoman
Medic!
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33153
Who:
Pyro
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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33131
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Spy
See? I told you they were a bunch of wee lasses
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32696
Who:
Demoman
What sick man sends babies to fight me?
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32527
Who:
Heavy
You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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31368
Who:
Heavy
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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31265
Who:
Heavy
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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31007
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Engineer
Heck no
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30519
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Engineer
Alrighty then!
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30502
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Engineer
I hate you!
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30462
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Spy
A little of the ol' 'chop-chop'!
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30094
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Sniper
Ay... what just happened?
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29962
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Demoman
I'm wolverine mean, you son-of-a-bitch!
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29531
Who:
Engineer
Activate the charge!
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29489
Who:
Pyro
*evil laugh*
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29317
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Pyro
Good shot, mate!
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29308
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Sniper
Piss off, big-head
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29284
Who:
Sniper
Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbass!
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29250
Who:
Scout
Each and every one of you will be sent home to your mama in a box!
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29108
Who:
Soldier
Danke, dummkopfs!
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29089
Who:
Medic
Bomb is friend! Come, visit friend!
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29088
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Heavy
Failure!
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29086
Who:
Announcer
Is good!
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29086
Who:
Heavy
Imagine if I'd hadn't been drunk heh-heh, ah-heh-heh
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29085
Who:
Demoman
We're on a roll!
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29077
Who:
Pyro
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