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Aw, crap!
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Aw, crap...
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C'mon doc, follow me!
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This way, doc!
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Doc, this way!
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Follow me, doc!
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Bring it!
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Let's do this!
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You and me!
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Put 'em up, pal!
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C'mon tough guy!
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If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' absolutely free!
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I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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What's a matter, you frickin' stupid?
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I wasted you!
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How d'ya like me now, blockhead?
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You like that, chucklenuts?
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Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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Remember me? Yeah, you do!
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Don't you ever cross me again!
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What've we learned? I always win!
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Whose the tough guy now, huh tough guy?!
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Still think you're funny, funny man?
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Aw, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit you. No wait, yeah I did!
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There's a dinger for ya!
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Downtown!
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Home frickin' run!
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Got a nice piece of that!
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Nice catch, knucklehead!
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Good hands, buddy!
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Good catch, buddy!
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Way to duck!
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Nice hustle!
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Yo, heads up!
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Ding dong!
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Think fast, chucklenuts!
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Real smooth, dummy!
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Catch this!
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Batta-swing!
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Major leauge!
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Got the ball back!
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Play ball!
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Yeah!
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Control point enabled!
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The point is now available for capture!
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Control point enabled, get going!
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Control point enabled, move!
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Get to the control point!
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Get to the control points!
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Seize the control point!
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Seize the control points!
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Defend our control point!
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Defend our control points!
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First blood!
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First blood!
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First blood, finally!
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First blood!
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First blood!
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First blood, that was fast!
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Flawless defeat!
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Humiliating defeat!
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You didn't kill any of them!
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Next time, try killing one of them!
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Flawless victory!
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Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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Get to the cart!
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To the cart!
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Defend our cart!
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Let the games begin!
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Time to fight!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Well done!
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You're a crazed killer!
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Good job! Let's see some more!
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Oh I love this!
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Maniac!
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Your friends are all dead. Good luck
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You are the last one alive!
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It's all up to you now!
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