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Aw, crap!
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C'mon doc, follow me!
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Don't you ever cross me again!
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What've we learned? I always win!
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Got the ball back!
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Control point enabled!
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The point is now available for capture!
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Control point enabled, get going!
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Control point enabled, move!
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Get to the control points!
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Defend our control points!
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First blood!
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First blood!
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First blood, finally!
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First blood!
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First blood!
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First blood, that was fast!
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Flawless defeat!
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Humiliating defeat!
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You didn't kill any of them!
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Next time, try killing one of them!
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Flawless victory!
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Flawless victory! You did well! Finally.
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Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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To the cart!
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Your friends are all dead. Good luck
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It's all up to you now!
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