Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content!
News: Loading...
Quote:
Who:
Portal 2
Portal 2 DLC
Portal 2 PTI
Portal 2 Music
Portal 1
Portal 1 Music
Team Fortress 2
TF2 Music
Like
+1
Tweet
@Portal2Sounds
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
Popular
Original Order
Random
This site requires that
Javascript be enabled
.
Ach, was ist los?
Listens:
5773
Who:
Medic
Danke, dummkopfs!
Listens:
30029
Who:
Medic
From now on, losing is verboten!
Listens:
3453
Who:
Medic
Schweinhunds!
Listens:
3660
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*!
Listens:
5693
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*!
Listens:
4460
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*!
Listens:
2029
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*!
Listens:
3886
Who:
Medic
*evil laugh*!
Listens:
4649
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*!
Listens:
1923
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*!
Listens:
1823
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*!
Listens:
11799
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*!
Listens:
3342
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*!
Listens:
5899
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*!
Listens:
2115
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*!
Listens:
1351
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*!
Listens:
2235
Who:
Medic
Doctor!
Listens:
1654
Who:
Medic
Medic!
Listens:
6787
Who:
Medic
Medic!
Listens:
10559
Who:
Medic
Move the gear up! Schnell!
Listens:
2655
Who:
Medic
Move this gear up!
Listens:
965
Who:
Medic
The dispenser goes here!
Listens:
3755
Who:
Medic
The sentry goes here!
Listens:
919
Who:
Medic
The teleporter goes here!
Listens:
1665
Who:
Medic
Gah!
Listens:
2011
Who:
Medic
Schweinhunds!
Listens:
2793
Who:
Medic
Dummkopfs!
Listens:
3570
Who:
Medic
Raaagh!
Listens:
1468
Who:
Medic
Mnaah!
Listens:
1256
Who:
Medic
Schweinhunds!
Listens:
1587
Who:
Medic
Dummkopfs!
Listens:
3074
Who:
Medic
Nice shot, camarade!
Listens:
2389
Who:
Medic
Good shooting!
Listens:
1173
Who:
Medic
Nein!
Listens:
12833
Who:
Medic
No!
Listens:
8879
Who:
Medic
Nichts da!
Listens:
3344
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
Listens:
8887
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
Listens:
14715
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
Listens:
5978
Who:
Medic
*critical death*
Listens:
7876
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
Listens:
2595
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
Listens:
3140
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
Listens:
4548
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
Listens:
5106
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1688
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
Listens:
3604
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1717
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1686
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1474
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1536
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
Listens:
1768
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
Listens:
2097
Who:
Medic
Wonderful
Listens:
1070
Who:
Medic
Wunderbar!
Listens:
4600
Who:
Medic
Ha!
Listens:
1006
Who:
Medic
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
Listens:
9611
Who:
Medic
Listens:
3393
Who:
Medic
Sentry ahead!
Listens:
999
Who:
Medic
There is a sentry ahead!
Listens:
887
Who:
Medic
Danke camarade!
Listens:
3630
Who:
Medic
We did it, camarade!
Listens:
1153
Who:
Medic
Did that sting? Sorry!
Listens:
2856
Who:
Medic
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
Listens:
3825
Who:
Medic
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
Listens:
2542
Who:
Medic
Now go!
Listens:
1215
Who:
Medic
Get them! Raus raus!
Listens:
1510
Who:
Medic
Schnell! Go get them!
Listens:
1954
Who:
Medic
Good to go!
Listens:
1120
Who:
Medic
Did the fräuleins have their mittelschmerz?
Listens:
5775
Who:
Medic
That was doctor-assisted homicide!
Listens:
3102
Who:
Medic
Oops! That was not medicine!
Listens:
16950
Who:
Medic
Can you feel the schadenfreude?
Listens:
52140
Who:
Medic
Ha-ha! What a bloodbath!
Listens:
2776
Who:
Medic
Get on the point, dummkopf!
Listens:
1695
Who:
Medic
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
Listens:
1178
Who:
Medic
Idiot! Get on the point!
Listens:
3230
Who:
Medic
Idiot! Stand on the point!
Listens:
1824
Who:
Medic
Standing near the point does nothing... get ON the point, dommkopf!
Listens:
7059
Who:
Medic
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
Listens:
4385
Who:
Medic
Eins, zwei, drei... ugh, I do not think we brought enough body bags...
Listens:
13262
Who:
Medic
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
Listens:
62637
Who:
Medic
Turn your head and cough!
Listens:
1377
Who:
Medic
I'm going to saw through your bones!
Listens:
3772
Who:
Medic
I healed the man who will kill you!
Listens:
3247
Who:
Medic
Hello fräuleins!
Listens:
47932
Who:
Medic
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
Listens:
3058
Who:
Medic
Auf wiedersehen... schweinhunds!
Listens:
3376
Who:
Medic
Prepare for your examiniation... heh-heh-heh
Listens:
29001
Who:
Medic
You are... stupid!
Listens:
23607
Who:
Medic
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
Listens:
4847
Who:
Medic
All I can tell you about this next procedure, is that it will be... excruciating!
Listens:
6182
Who:
Medic
Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
Listens:
11585
Who:
Medic
You have 30 seconds to live!
Listens:
8277
Who:
Medic
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
Listens:
14085
Who:
Medic
Thank you
Listens:
1391
Who:
Medic
Danke
Listens:
1769
Who:
Medic
Thank you, herr doctor!
Listens:
2125
Who:
Medic
Danke, herr doctor!
Listens:
2321
Who:
Medic
Danke Engineer!
Listens:
2649
Who:
Medic
00:00 / 00:00
Test Player
Like these quotes? Share them with your friends!