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You and me, partner!
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861
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Engineer
The Heavy is a Spy!
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2122
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Spy
Mother of mercy! Now that is a bloody domination!
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3949
Who:
Demoman
Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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37673
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Demoman
To the left!
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899
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Demoman
Heck no
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31007
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Engineer
Thanks for the aid!
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862
Who:
Soldier
Bloody brilliant!
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2854
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Demoman
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2623
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Sniper
No! The enemy has delivered the Australium!
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711
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Announcer
Gesundheit!
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3479
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Medic
Ugh!
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1269
Who:
Heavy
What've we learned? I always win!
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3147
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Scout
Happy trails, laborer!
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2070
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Spy
Good lord, you fight like a woman!
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2850
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Spy
*long laugh* That slaps me on the knee!
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68910
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Heavy
Queen's rules?
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1367
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Spy
*critical death*
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6717
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Pyro
*sharp pain*
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2220
Who:
Engineer
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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1294
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Announcer
We have dropped the Australium!
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619
Who:
Announcer
You camped the whole time for this?!
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1009
Who:
Scout
Aye... that's the way you do it! Heh-ha!
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5007
Who:
Demoman
N-augh!
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1505
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Spy
Hide coward! I will find you!
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901
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Heavy
Next time tend to your own knittin', saw-bones!
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815
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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48669
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Pyro
*sharp pain*
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1914
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Scout
*screams in pain*
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6405
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Spy
Slither on back to hell, coward!
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940
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Engineer
Less talk, more fight!
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803
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Soldier
Move that gear up!
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817
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1819
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Engineer
Medic!
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4110
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Scout
Appreciate it!
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879
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Sniper
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2104
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Spy
Dominated, you skirt-twirrling drunk!
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1337
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Soldier
Where are your precious papers now, dummkopfs?
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8486
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Medic
Now that was a proper bloody routin'!
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1036
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Sniper
Get over here you yobbos and help me defend!
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11228
Who:
Sniper
Now it's our flippin' point! Heh-heh...
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3241
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Demoman
Giddy up!
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3357
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Engineer
FIRE!
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10737
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Demoman
Ya'll just got dominated, city-boy!
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864
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Engineer
Stupid bloody spies!
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3406
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Sniper
*burp*
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2831
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Announcer
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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12250
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Heavy
Weak!
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1510
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Scout
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1327
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Engineer
Sentry ahead!
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878
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Sniper
Right, right!
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725
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Sniper
Gotcha, crouton!
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998
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Soldier
Fire!
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4116
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Pyro
Suprise!
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6189
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Spy
Go right!
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730
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Sniper
Why don't y'all get along, before one of you gets hurt
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1774
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Engineer
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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1114
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Sniper
Come to bomb wagon!
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734
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Heavy
*critical death*
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7347
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Engineer
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1697
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Spy
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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1120
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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5396
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Demoman
You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
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3382
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Soldier
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1233
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Sniper
Spy!
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4068
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Scout
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1448
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Scout
Get bloody goin!
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2620
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Sniper
Augh!
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2205
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Heavy
We're a sorry bunch of losers
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6312
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Demoman
Oh, Soldier, who will they find to replace you? Anyone!
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6003
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Spy
Follow me doctor!
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719
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Heavy
Woosh!
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3679
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Scout
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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1812
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Scout
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2490
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Heavy
Thanks, soldier!
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1856
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Soldier
*severe pain*
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3765
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Scout
I. Eat. Your. Sandviches! I eat 'em up!
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Scout
No worries!
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1580
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Sniper
That outcome was never really in doubt
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3729
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Spy
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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5235
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Spy
Medic!
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39698
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Sniper
My fists, they are made of steel!
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1710
Who:
Heavy
Hurry! The enemy is opening the rocket!
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628
Who:
Announcer
Repeat after me: mumnumnum-I'm dead
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34272
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Scout
*long laugh*
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15027
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Sniper
That Scout is a Spy!
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1809
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Engineer
Give us a hand here with this point
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1166
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Demoman
I feel alive!
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3395
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Heavy
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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3595
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Engineer
Okay!
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6415
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Sniper
Dominated you head-shottin' Judas!
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906
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Demoman
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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6319
Who:
Scout
We have lost the control point!
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1738
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Announcer
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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1281
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Scout
Hey knucklehead you ain't gonna win!
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1398
Who:
Scout
Let's waste 'em!
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1043
Who:
Scout
Go right!
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729
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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6692
Who:
Engineer
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2939
Who:
Heavy
Maggots!
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19466
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Soldier
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