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I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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Medic
We make good team!
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1932
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Heavy
You shoulda-oughta stayed back at your little camp-site!
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862
Who:
Engineer
Roger that!
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1224
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Soldier
Burn. In. Hell!
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2230
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Demoman
Oh, this is bad!
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43302
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Heavy
Boo!
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5751
Who:
Demoman
Charge me doc!
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1575
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Engineer
*critical death*
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7977
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Medic
That catch your eye, son?
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847
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Engineer
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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4904
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Engineer
Ya'll just got drafted into my war!
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794
Who:
Engineer
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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34372
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Demoman
I'm dyin' here!
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1561
Who:
Scout
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4550
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Scout
Charge me herr doctor!
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4001
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Medic
Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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10001
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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3497
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Demoman
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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16076
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Scout
What the hell? Who stopped pushing the cart?
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5195
Who:
Scout
Commence team scramble, now!
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642
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Announcer
I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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3328
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Demoman
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
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1080
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Scout
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2685
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Medic
I'm gonna lay you out!
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4780
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Engineer
FIRE!
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11067
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Demoman
We have dropped the Australium!
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640
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Announcer
Alrighty then!
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31356
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Engineer
That wasn't supposed to happen...
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5098
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Demoman
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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8014
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Soldier
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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1347
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1834
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Scout
Sentry ahead!
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1014
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Medic
Nice job
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818
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Engineer
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2367
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Demoman
There's a Spy creepin' around here!
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4322
Who:
Engineer
Ya bleedin' idiots!
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8837
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Demoman
That wasn't so bad!
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1166
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Sniper
Forward!
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854
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Medic
Hit that charge, doctor!
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2004
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Sniper
*gibberish*
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14488
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Demoman
Nah!
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7298
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Demoman
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4581
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Sniper
Demoman is Spy!
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3201
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Heavy
We're on a roll!
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30368
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Pyro
The device has returned to the drop site.
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639
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Announcer
Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
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1118
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Scout
Forward!
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889
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Soldier
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
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3235
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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5028
Who:
Scout
I never liked you!
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1148
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Soldier
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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1825
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Scout
Yeah!
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2838
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Scout
I own ya, you pickle-headed drongo!
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1235
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Sniper
I am the Scout here!
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2704
Who:
Scout
Dominated, you mushed-mouth freak!
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1270
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Spy
Stand on the point, you git!
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971
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Demoman
Wonderful
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1073
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Medic
This map ain't big enough for the two of us!
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1142
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Scout
You've been killed by the best, cyclops!
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936
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Sniper
Thanks for the teleport
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2980
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Pyro
Aw, crap!
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4819
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Scout
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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3000
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Spy
Ka-bluey!
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2502
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Demoman
Aw, crap!
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6297
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Scout
Bon voyage, crouton!
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2006
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Soldier
Medic! Medic! Medic! *laughs*
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16753
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Spy
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3760
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Scout
*critical death*
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6077
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Medic
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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4468
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Scout
Aww... too bad this wasn't a pie-eating contenst!
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3785
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Spy
Right!
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854
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Spy
I love your death cyclops! Your death is sweet to me like love is sweet!
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3279
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Soldier
Right up! Right up!
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761
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Sniper
Dagh!
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2968
Who:
Heavy
Need a sentry here!
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1099
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Demoman
Da!
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12470
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Heavy
*critical death*
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9355
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Sniper
Simple, simple. One for me...
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1123
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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1513
Who:
Sniper
Seize the control points!
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642
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Announcer
In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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1638
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Demoman
Everyone back to the base, partner!
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4689
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Spy
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my heads batted in?
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3689
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2676
Who:
Scout
Spy sappin' my sentry!
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43487
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Engineer
Hide coward! I will find you!
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964
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Heavy
That didn't hurt!
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2398
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Scout
C'mon doc, do it!
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2987
Who:
Scout
Five!
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3527
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Announcer
Who touch my gun?
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2369
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Heavy
I destroy coward toys!
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1887
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Heavy
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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6570
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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1665
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Soldier
Stay close to cart!
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751
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Heavy
Let us fight, man versus tiny baby man!
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6281
Who:
Heavy
I built that!
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3643
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Engineer
I just rode you out on a rail, down under!
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782
Who:
Engineer
Flank left!
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782
Who:
Soldier
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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4930
Who:
Scout
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