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Ohh, it is sad day!
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Heavy
To the left!
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776
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Engineer
*evil laugh*
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1757
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Engineer
We stop little cart!
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799
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Heavy
No worries!
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1772
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Sniper
Sentry ahead!
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1012
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Medic
Alert! The enemy has taken the suitcase!
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638
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Announcer
Flawless defeat!
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770
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Announcer
Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
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3893
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Scout
*critical death*
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15016
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Medic
Didn't your mama teach you not to play with matches?
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3890
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Engineer
This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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13276
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Soldier
Defend our control point!
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638
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Announcer
Need a sentry here!
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872
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Sniper
One Sniper to another mate: Give up!
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6827
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Sniper
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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2460
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Scout
*severe pain*
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6141
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Engineer
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1095
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Sniper
Alright, I feel good!
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1728
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Scout
Sentry right up ahead!
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1754
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Engineer
Don't run! Is just ham!
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2025
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Heavy
The freakin' Medic is a Spy!
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2070
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Scout
Woo!
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4760
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Scout
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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1915
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Announcer
You have 30 seconds to live!
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8364
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Medic
Agh! Cart is not moving!
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1411
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Heavy
Schnell! Go get them!
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1977
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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2691
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Pyro
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
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1145
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Sniper
Keep it movin' guys!
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759
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Scout
Major leauge!
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898
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Scout
Oh, please!
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5835
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Spy
Let us move!
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1542
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Spy
Thanks, mister
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1392
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Engineer
Uh oh.
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1160
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Announcer
I need a hand defending here!
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757
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Sniper
Nice work!
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812
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Soldier
Soldier is Spy!
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2566
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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5504
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Heavy
Damnit!
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40371
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Soldier
First rate!
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1096
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Spy
To the right!
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748
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Sniper
We gotta stop that thing!
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809
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Scout
Dagh!
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2956
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Heavy
*short laugh*
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1510
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1983
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Soldier
You just got dominated, comrade!
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1007
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Soldier
Success, we have been awarded additional time
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2491
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Spy
Oh no. Poopy Joe, "Taken Too Soon".
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Announcer
You will not turn my battlefield into a camp group!
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1189
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Soldier
The Australium will be available for pickup in 45 seconds!
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691
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Announcer
I live!
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1873
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Heavy
Move out!
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809
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Soldier
Thanks for the ride, partner!
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1388
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Engineer
Boo!
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9087
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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3347
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2290
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Engineer
We must defend this point!
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786
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Medic
Next time life your lid and you might see it comin'!
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1014
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Engineer
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain!
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1468
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Sniper
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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Scout
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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Soldier
WE have the device!
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636
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Announcer
You're gettin' dominated chucklehead!
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2014
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Scout
*sharp pain*
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2289
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Pyro
*grumbles*
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1720
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Sniper
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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Heavy
That was gettin' heavy!
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Engineer
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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Sniper
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm comin' for him next!
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Demoman
Jarate!
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Sniper
Dominated, tiny man!
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Demoman
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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Heavy
Downtown!
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801
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Scout
Dammit, fellas!
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Engineer
Wern't no thing
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Engineer
You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a man!
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Demoman
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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Scout
Not our finest moment!
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2333
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Spy
Help!
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3791
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Sniper
Engineer is Spy!
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6881
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Heavy
Need a sentry here!
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1097
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Demoman
Ya'll gotta run a lot faster than that!
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818
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Engineer
Medic!
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Medic
*severe pain*
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4706
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Demoman
Need a teleporter here!
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1434
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Demoman
Ya'll come back now - more where that came from!
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1067
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Engineer
Gah! Hear me man? Gah!
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1698
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Sniper
So much blood!
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1564
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Medic
Boy, this here is just gonna keep happenin' and happenin'!
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Engineer
*critical death*
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Heavy
Thanks!
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920
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Sniper
Hit it doc!
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2475
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Scout
Why don't we just give up, partner?
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8100
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Spy
Stop hiding behind your little toys and fight like a man!
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Soldier
Very well!
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2482
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Heavy
All must come to cart!
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755
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Heavy
Defend this point!
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777
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Soldier
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