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Everyone back to the base, partner!
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4654
Who:
Spy
Bloody hell!
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4980
Who:
Demoman
Thank you Engineer!
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10996
Who:
Medic
Darn
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12270
Who:
Engineer
You got blood on my knife, mate
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1671
Who:
Sniper
*severe pain*
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2850
Who:
Sniper
Uh oh.
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1141
Who:
Announcer
Engineer is credit to team!
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10374
Who:
Heavy
Keep it up lads!
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3034
Who:
Demoman
Alright, alright!
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1074
Who:
Scout
The enemy is about to launch the rocket!
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639
Who:
Announcer
Uh, little help?
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1846
Who:
Scout
Go left!
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821
Who:
Demoman
Sentry ahead!
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841
Who:
Scout
Augh!
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2262
Who:
Heavy
That Scout is a Spy!
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1499
Who:
Soldier
The round has started!
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924
Who:
Announcer
Pow!
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4745
Who:
Engineer
*severe pain*
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3935
Who:
Pyro
You are a coward and a scoundrel!
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979
Who:
Engineer
You like that, chucklenuts?
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3727
Who:
Scout
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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1179
Who:
Medic
That's the spirit!
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1303
Who:
Demoman
You and me!
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745
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1381
Who:
Demoman
You prancin' show-ponies!
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3936
Who:
Sniper
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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10144
Who:
Heavy
Fight to the death!
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989
Who:
Announcer
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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1217
Who:
Demoman
Come on, I don't have all day!
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3506
Who:
Spy
Many thanks!
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3555
Who:
Spy
Ain't that a cute little gun?
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3536
Who:
Engineer
Thank you, my friend!
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1393
Who:
Spy
I can't hold 'em off alone here...
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1565
Who:
Demoman
Cry some more!
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38539
Who:
Heavy
Defend this point!
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769
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Soldier
I destroy coward toys!
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1853
Who:
Heavy
You failed! Stalemate!
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7282
Who:
Announcer
*gibberish*
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54802
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2465
Who:
Heavy
Pssssst *chuckle*
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1091
Who:
Sniper
Right! Right! Right!
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750
Who:
Scout
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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10531
Who:
Heavy
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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7269
Who:
Soldier
Aye!
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2221
Who:
Demoman
That was too easy, mate!
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1266
Who:
Sniper
Bap!
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6742
Who:
Engineer
Right!
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1032
Who:
Heavy
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3721
Who:
Spy
Dammit, dammit dammit dammit!
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19423
Who:
Engineer
Nice try, slim!
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25618
Who:
Engineer
Spy around here!
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1205
Who:
Sniper
Agh, no!
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4781
Who:
Demoman
I built that!
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3618
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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3370
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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1870
Who:
Scout
What're you lookin' at?
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1701
Who:
Scout
Mush, team! Mush!
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743
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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4559
Who:
Medic
Oh I'm burnin'! I-I'm burnin'!
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4829
Who:
Scout
Oh, no! You I do not forget!
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9185
Who:
Heavy
Oh no!
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12393
Who:
Spy
The point is now available for capture!
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649
Who:
Announcer
Good job, everyone!
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1941
Who:
Heavy
*burp*
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2039
Who:
Announcer
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2694
Who:
Soldier
Get to cart, men!
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738
Who:
Heavy
You can always tell a Texan... but you can't tell him much
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4862
Who:
Engineer
Fear me, cowards!
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1053
Who:
Heavy
This is my intelligence!
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1328
Who:
Soldier
You and me, hoss!
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2482
Who:
Engineer
Ohh, there's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven!
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1500
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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1518
Who:
Soldier
Hey hey, look! You shapeshifted into a dead guy!
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4911
Who:
Scout
Blow that up, cyclops!
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848
Who:
Scout
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1355
Who:
Engineer
You got anything smart to say now?
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1686
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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3451
Who:
Sniper
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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34374
Who:
Spy
Bloody SPY!
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6348
Who:
Demoman
Time to inform your next of kin!
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1349
Who:
Soldier
Gotcha, stretch!
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750
Who:
Engineer
Yo! A little help here!
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2100
Who:
Scout
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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6018
Who:
Medic
Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1346
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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3065
Who:
Spy
You are now without doctor!
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988
Who:
Heavy
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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5737
Who:
Sniper
*screams in pain*
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8547
Who:
Spy
Perhaps they can bury you in that van you call home!
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1746
Who:
Spy
The mission has started!
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1403
Who:
Announcer
Nom nom nom, om nom!
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246956
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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12141
Who:
Demoman
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3275
Who:
Demoman
Need a dispenser here!
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80653
Who:
Scout
*critical death*
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15089
Who:
Soldier
Go go go!
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3165
Who:
Heavy
No worries!
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1603
Who:
Sniper
Agh, where is cart going?
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994
Who:
Heavy
The Engineer is a Spy!
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1838
Who:
Sniper
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