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*critical death*
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10654
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Demoman
I destroy coward toys!
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1872
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Heavy
You cannot beat me!
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1549
Who:
Heavy
Kaboom to you, sir!
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5162
Who:
Spy
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3571
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Soldier
Now I am king of team!
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1134
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Heavy
You must not fail me again!
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1877
Who:
Announcer
That Scout is a Spy!
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1508
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2628
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Demoman
Dominated! I feel everything! I know everything!
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6910
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Demoman
A real Texan would've dodged that
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1352
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Engineer
Never mind the bullets, how much are all these coffins costing you?
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1907
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Engineer
Hell, men...
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1742
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Soldier
Slap my hand.
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14501
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Spy
Defend the point!
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750
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Medic
Dude, you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetary!
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3427
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Scout
*evil laugh*!
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3907
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Medic
I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
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5487
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Heavy
Just a dead little jack-rabbit!
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1512
Who:
Engineer
Augh.. merde...
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11219
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Spy
*critical death*
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8959
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Sniper
Charge it doc!
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4123
Who:
Demoman
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight!
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1074
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Scout
Look at me!
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1716
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Scout
Need help defending this point!
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849
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Engineer
Woo!
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4713
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Scout
Move that gear up!
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755
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Sniper
The enemy has recieved additional time
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1422
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Announcer
Sorry there nurse, I mistook you for an actual threat!
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4032
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Sniper
You got blood on my suit!
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2520
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Spy
*happy laugh*
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7108
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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1727
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Engineer
First blood, finally!
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648
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Announcer
My skill is wasted on this team
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3950
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Medic
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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2197
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Scout
Dammit!
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9076
Who:
Engineer
Schweinhunds!
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3688
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Medic
Heh-heh-heh!
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1028
Who:
Scout
I'm coming for you!
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4008
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Spy
Did that sting? Sorry!
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2883
Who:
Medic
*long laugh*
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8997
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Soldier
Everyone, push!
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747
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Heavy
Let's do this!
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1119
Who:
Scout
That was too easy mate!
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1493
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Sniper
*short laugh*
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1459
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Scout
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2699
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2927
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Scout
Pow!
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4754
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Engineer
Damnit!
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40158
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Soldier
Dumbass!
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6842
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Scout
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1453
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Scout
*severe pain*
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3945
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Scout
Sentry down!
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22402
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Engineer
I'm a dinkum Aussie, not some bloody cartoon!
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4621
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Sniper
*burp*
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3502
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Announcer
*gibberish*
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8461
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Demoman
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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4669
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Spy
Piker!
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1212
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Sniper
*evil laugh*
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71157
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Pyro
Get the Australium to the rocket!
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632
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Announcer
Psyche!
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829
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Scout
Dominated, smokey!
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867
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Engineer
You must defend our intelligence!
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2333
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Announcer
Ohh!
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1858
Who:
Heavy
Gotcha, you pot-bellied lard-ass!
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1665
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Sniper
Aaaah!
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1255
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Soldier
Spy!
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2464
Who:
Sniper
How's that feel, wimp?
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1016
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Scout
Agh!
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1432
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Spy
Packin' up!
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1056
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Engineer
Aygh
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1247
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Medic
*happy laugh*
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2013
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Engineer
That's what my daddy taught me to do to back-stabbers!
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3719
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Engineer
Shh! Sasha is asleep!
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10165
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Heavy
Never send a boy to fight a man's war!
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878
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Soldier
Keep going!
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754
Who:
Heavy
Thanks!
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909
Who:
Sniper
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2561
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Soldier
Let's go!
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989
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Soldier
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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2284
Who:
Spy
Good day to you, mate! *laughs*
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4142
Who:
Spy
Sentry ahead!
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783
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Soldier
Augh!
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1527
Who:
Scout
I am melting!
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15783
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Medic
Alert, sentry ahead!
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1738
Who:
Soldier
Well done!
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989
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Medic
Move machine up!
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998
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Heavy
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy?
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5550
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Scout
Help capture!
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864
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Heavy
That Demoman is a Spy!
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1531
Who:
Soldier
Start prayin', boy!
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1724
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Engineer
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3402
Who:
Medic
Job well done!
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2179
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Engineer
Aw, jeez! The cart!
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957
Who:
Scout
Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin!
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34502
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Spy
Boing!
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1343
Who:
Scout
Da, this will work
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5039
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Heavy
Negatory!
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2844
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Soldier
The Medic is a Spy!
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2311
Who:
Spy
Baby team has cart!
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1873
Who:
Heavy
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