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*critical death*
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*critical death*
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*severe pain*
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*severe pain*
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*severe pain*
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*severe pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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*sharp pain*
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Bloody brilliant!
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Well... alright!
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That's the spirit!
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Ahh that's the stuff!
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That's the way you do it!
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Sentry ahead!
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Sentry comin' up!
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Sentry up ahead!
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We did it mates!
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I didn't need your help, you know...
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And that's what you get for touchin' that
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Ehh, me bottle'o'scrumpy!
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You appear to have trodden on a mine!
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How's that feel, you blockhead?
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That was my point you were standin' on
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Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!
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Bloody hell, those ones were my favorites!
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Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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I had me good eye on you the whole time!
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Couldn't you see the bloody bombs?
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Ka-boom!
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Ka-bluey!
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Stand on the bloody point, you half-wit!
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Stand on the point, you git!
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All you dandies prancin' about with your head full of eyeballs!
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Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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Demoman
I'm gonna stick me thumbs in your eyes and hang on 'till you're dead!
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Don't fret, boyo, I'll be gentle!
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Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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You're making me very cross!
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Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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I'm going to blast you into thin glue!
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Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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Not one of you is goin' to survive this!
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You're all bloody dead!
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Oh... I'm going to liquify ya!
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I'm going to stangle you with me bare hands
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In your language: Eat lead, laddies!
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They're going to bury what's left of ya in a soup can!
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Thanks, mate!
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Ehh, thanks!
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Eh, thanks doc!
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Demoman
Thank you doctor!
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Demoman
Thanks doc!
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Thanks for the ride!
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Thanks lad!
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Aye!
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Yah!
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Yes!
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Hit it doc!
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Engineer
C'mon, hit it doc!
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Engineer
Charge me doc!
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Spy sappin' my teleporter!
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Spy sappin' my dispenser!
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Spy sappin' my sentry!
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Erectin' a dispenser!
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Dispenser goin' up!
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Sentry goin' up!
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Buildin' a sentry!
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Teleporter, comin' right up!
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Teleporter goin' up!
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We got it!
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This one's ours now!
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This here point is ours now!
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Hell, that was easy
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That's nothin'
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Wern't no thing
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That just ain't right!
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Now I've seen everything
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Argh
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Dispenser down!
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Sentry down!
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Teleporter down!
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Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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Fire!
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I'm burnin' up
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Agh!
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Cowboy up!
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Move 'em out!
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Giddy up!
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Hee-yaw!
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Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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Woo-ee!
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Woo-hoo!
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Job well done!
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That wasn't even close!
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