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I have new weapon!
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All will feel my giant new gun!
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I have new way to kill cowards!
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New gun is unfair to tiny baby enemies!
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I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my new weapon!
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New weapon is good!
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Yes, I like this new weapon!
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Nom nom nom, om nom!
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Ah, so filling! *laughs*
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Moist and delicious! *laughs*
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Sandvich make me strong!
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I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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Don't run! Is just ham!
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Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!
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*sings* Sandvich, Sandvich *sings*
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*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
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Look at you tiny itsy-bitsy men, running from Sandvich!
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You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
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*sings* Sandwich and me going to beat your ass *sings*
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Kill them all! *laughs*
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Run from the Sandvich!
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Bologna! *laughs*
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That was delicious!
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Hey... I'm flying!
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
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Look at you chuckle-heads down there!
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Hey, I can see my base from here!
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Look at me, ma!
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Hey, look at me! Look at me!
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Hey, look at me ma!
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Aw, fellas!
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Hi ma!
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Look at me!
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No other class gonna do that!
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You see that?!
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You seein' this?!
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I'll put it in my trophy room with my others!
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I don't know who to think first... oh I know! Me!
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Bang! I make it look easy!
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*laughs*
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Missed me!
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That didn't hurt!
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Psyche!
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Nice try, pal!
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Oh, what's up?
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Didn't hurt!
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Woo!
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Heh-hah!
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Ey!
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Yeah!
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Woo!
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Wa!
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Wa-hah!
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Who-aa!
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Wa!
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Wha!
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No!
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Sorry!
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Nope!
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Denied!
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Woosh!
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Ping!
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What?!
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Hah-hah!
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Boing!
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Heh-heh-heh!
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Zwoosh!
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Heh-heh-hah!
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Weak!
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Dummy!
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Moron!
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Dumbass!
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Nice aim!
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Punk!
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Wuss!
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Return to freakin' sender!
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Alright, alright!
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Now we're doin' it, now we're doin' it!
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Yeah yeah yeah!
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What'd you guys, give up?
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Yo it should be goin' that way!
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That ain't the right way guys!
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What the hell's going on?
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Aw, cripes! The cart!
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Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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The cart's movin' backwards!
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Aw, jeez! The cart!
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No, no, no! The cart!
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Anyone else pushin' this thing?
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We gotta stop that thing!
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Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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What the hell is everyone doin'?
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Push the frickin' cart!
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Keep that cart movin'!
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C'mon move the cart!
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Push!
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March you lazy bums!
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Keep pushin' it!
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