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2758
Who:
Medic
We must push little cart!
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2758
Who:
Heavy
Spy!
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2757
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2754
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2744
Who:
Engineer
That Spy is an enemy!
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2741
Who:
Sniper
A Spy!
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2740
Who:
Heavy
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2735
Who:
Soldier
Yes!
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2727
Who:
Soldier
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2726
Who:
Engineer
Run, cowards!
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2726
Who:
Heavy
Let this be lesson for you!
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2724
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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2717
Who:
Scout
Bloody bogan
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2717
Who:
Sniper
Now doctor, now!
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2716
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2716
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2715
Who:
Soldier
Let's go mates!
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2712
Who:
Sniper
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2712
Who:
Sniper
Good job
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2710
Who:
Pyro
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2700
Who:
Sniper
Thank you!
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2699
Who:
Heavy
Top shelf!
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2697
Who:
Spy
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2696
Who:
Announcer
Get bloody goin!
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2694
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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2687
Who:
Demoman
Play ball!
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2687
Who:
Scout
*gasps in pain*
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2683
Who:
Spy
Overtime!
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2682
Who:
Announcer
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2681
Who:
Soldier
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2680
Who:
Sniper
Yes!
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2672
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2672
Who:
Pyro
Prego!
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2672
Who:
Spy
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2671
Who:
Engineer
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2668
Who:
Medic
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2667
Who:
Medic
Danke Engineer!
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2664
Who:
Medic
I am the Scout here!
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2659
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2658
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2655
Who:
Engineer
Kill 'em all!
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2652
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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2650
Who:
Heavy
Thank you, laborer!
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2646
Who:
Spy
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2642
Who:
Spy
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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2633
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2628
Who:
Demoman
Thank you!
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2628
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2628
Who:
Medic
No, sir!
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2628
Who:
Soldier
Charge me, doctor!
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2617
Who:
Sniper
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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2617
Who:
Spy
Come, we fight like men!
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2614
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2609
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2603
Who:
Heavy
Your guns are for babies!
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2592
Who:
Heavy
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2590
Who:
Sniper
We have captured the center control point!
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2578
Who:
Announcer
Oh...
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2578
Who:
Soldier
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2576
Who:
Demoman
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2565
Who:
Heavy
Overtime!
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2561
Who:
Announcer
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2561
Who:
Soldier
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2561
Who:
Scout
Slap it now.
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2560
Who:
Spy
Go on then doc!
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2556
Who:
Demoman
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2556
Who:
Spy
Hit charge!
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2553
Who:
Heavy
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2548
Who:
Medic
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2546
Who:
Spy
Naturally
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2544
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2542
Who:
Pyro
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2542
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2541
Who:
Scout
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2540
Who:
Spy
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2536
Who:
Demoman
Soldier is Spy!
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2533
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2532
Who:
Pyro
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2532
Who:
Announcer
*gibberish*
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2531
Who:
Demoman
You and me, hoss!
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2527
Who:
Engineer
You got blood on my suit!
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2520
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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2512
Who:
Demoman
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2509
Who:
Announcer
No worries
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2508
Who:
Sniper
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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2505
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2501
Who:
Pyro
Killing you is full time job now!
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2501
Who:
Heavy
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2490
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2488
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2484
Who:
Scout
Help!
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2483
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2482
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2482
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2473
Who:
Heavy
Ka-bluey!
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2464
Who:
Demoman
Spy!
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2464
Who:
Sniper
Teleporter down!
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2463
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2463
Who:
Heavy
Hit it doc!
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2461
Who:
Scout
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