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Four!
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2780
Who:
Announcer
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2779
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2771
Who:
Demoman
I require assistance!
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2769
Who:
Medic
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2759
Who:
Soldier
Run, cowards!
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2757
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2756
Who:
Engineer
That Spy is an enemy!
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2756
Who:
Sniper
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2751
Who:
Soldier
A Spy!
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2749
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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2744
Who:
Soldier
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2739
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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2737
Who:
Scout
Now doctor, now!
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2731
Who:
Sniper
Let's go mates!
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2730
Who:
Sniper
Let this be lesson for you!
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2729
Who:
Heavy
Play ball!
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2728
Who:
Scout
Bloody bogan
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2728
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2726
Who:
Sniper
Good job
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2723
Who:
Pyro
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2723
Who:
Sniper
Top shelf!
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2722
Who:
Spy
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2712
Who:
Announcer
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2711
Who:
Sniper
Get bloody goin!
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2709
Who:
Sniper
Thank you!
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2708
Who:
Heavy
*gasps in pain*
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2706
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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2703
Who:
Demoman
*evil laugh*
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2701
Who:
Demoman
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2701
Who:
Sniper
Kill 'em all!
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2694
Who:
Demoman
Overtime!
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2693
Who:
Announcer
Prego!
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2692
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2691
Who:
Pyro
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2687
Who:
Medic
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2685
Who:
Soldier
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2684
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2681
Who:
Heavy
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2679
Who:
Medic
I am the Scout here!
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2679
Who:
Scout
Danke Engineer!
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2674
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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2672
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2669
Who:
Scout
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2662
Who:
Spy
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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2659
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2652
Who:
Medic
Thank you, laborer!
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2649
Who:
Spy
Thank you!
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2644
Who:
Heavy
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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2644
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2642
Who:
Demoman
No, sir!
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2639
Who:
Soldier
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2628
Who:
Demoman
Charge me, doctor!
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2625
Who:
Sniper
Your guns are for babies!
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2624
Who:
Heavy
Come, we fight like men!
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2624
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2621
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2617
Who:
Heavy
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2603
Who:
Sniper
Oh...
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2599
Who:
Soldier
You and me, hoss!
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2593
Who:
Engineer
We have captured the center control point!
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2592
Who:
Announcer
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2577
Who:
Heavy
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2575
Who:
Scout
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2571
Who:
Spy
Overtime!
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2567
Who:
Announcer
Go on then doc!
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2567
Who:
Demoman
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2567
Who:
Soldier
Soldier is Spy!
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2566
Who:
Heavy
Hit charge!
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2565
Who:
Heavy
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2564
Who:
Spy
Slap it now.
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2564
Who:
Spy
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2563
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2561
Who:
Pyro
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2560
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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2556
Who:
Scout
Naturally
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2554
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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2553
Who:
Demoman
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2551
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2548
Who:
Pyro
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2546
Who:
Announcer
You got blood on my suit!
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2543
Who:
Spy
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2538
Who:
Announcer
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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2534
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2531
Who:
Demoman
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2530
Who:
Spy
Killing you is full time job now!
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2524
Who:
Heavy
No worries
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2520
Who:
Sniper
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2518
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2514
Who:
Pyro
*happy laugh*
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2503
Who:
Scout
Help!
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2499
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2497
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2496
Who:
Engineer
Ka-bluey!
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2495
Who:
Demoman
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2495
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2491
Who:
Spy
Very well!
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2482
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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2480
Who:
Heavy
Spy!
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2477
Who:
Sniper
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2476
Who:
Heavy
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