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*severe pain*
Listens:
2675
Who:
Engineer
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2674
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
Listens:
2672
Who:
Demoman
Let this be lesson for you!
Listens:
2666
Who:
Heavy
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
Listens:
2662
Who:
Soldier
Good job
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2660
Who:
Pyro
Now doctor, now!
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2658
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
Listens:
2656
Who:
Sniper
Yeah!
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2654
Who:
Scout
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
Listens:
2648
Who:
Sniper
Bloody bogan
Listens:
2647
Who:
Sniper
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
Listens:
2644
Who:
Soldier
We must push little cart!
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2643
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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2642
Who:
Scout
Let's go mates!
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2642
Who:
Sniper
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
Listens:
2641
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
Listens:
2638
Who:
Engineer
Thank you!
Listens:
2638
Who:
Heavy
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
Listens:
2634
Who:
Announcer
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2626
Who:
Soldier
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2626
Who:
Soldier
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
Listens:
2623
Who:
Sniper
*gasps in pain*
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2621
Who:
Spy
Get bloody goin!
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2620
Who:
Sniper
Run, cowards!
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2619
Who:
Heavy
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2619
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2618
Who:
Pyro
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2617
Who:
Medic
Danke Engineer!
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2617
Who:
Medic
Thank you, laborer!
Listens:
2617
Who:
Spy
Overtime!
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2616
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2613
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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2603
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
Listens:
2602
Who:
Engineer
Yes!
Listens:
2588
Who:
Soldier
Top shelf!
Listens:
2581
Who:
Spy
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
Listens:
2571
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
Listens:
2567
Who:
Scout
Play ball!
Listens:
2566
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Listens:
2561
Who:
Soldier
Prego!
Listens:
2560
Who:
Spy
I am the Scout here!
Listens:
2560
Who:
Scout
No, sir!
Listens:
2554
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
Listens:
2545
Who:
Demoman
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
Listens:
2543
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
Listens:
2538
Who:
Heavy
Slap it now.
Listens:
2532
Who:
Spy
You have dishonored this entire unit!
Listens:
2527
Who:
Soldier
Your guns are for babies!
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2526
Who:
Heavy
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Listens:
2525
Who:
Announcer
Thank you!
Listens:
2518
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
Listens:
2512
Who:
Pyro
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
Listens:
2511
Who:
Medic
Yes!
Listens:
2510
Who:
Demoman
Naturally
Listens:
2509
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
Listens:
2507
Who:
Medic
Oh...
Listens:
2506
Who:
Soldier
Activate the charge, doctor!
Listens:
2504
Who:
Spy
Go on then doc!
Listens:
2503
Who:
Demoman
Hit charge!
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2500
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
Listens:
2496
Who:
Demoman
Overtime!
Listens:
2493
Who:
Announcer
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
Listens:
2493
Who:
Demoman
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
Listens:
2493
Who:
Demoman
Charge me, doctor!
Listens:
2492
Who:
Sniper
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
Listens:
2492
Who:
Announcer
Come, we fight like men!
Listens:
2490
Who:
Heavy
Kill them all! *laughs*
Listens:
2490
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
Listens:
2489
Who:
Pyro
We have captured the center control point!
Listens:
2483
Who:
Announcer
Kill 'em all!
Listens:
2482
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
Listens:
2482
Who:
Scout
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
Listens:
2479
Who:
Announcer
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
Listens:
2474
Who:
Scout
No worries
Listens:
2473
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
Listens:
2466
Who:
Pyro
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
Listens:
2460
Who:
Demoman
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
Listens:
2459
Who:
Spy
Negatory!
Listens:
2452
Who:
Soldier
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
Listens:
2452
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
Listens:
2443
Who:
Demoman
Soldier is Spy!
Listens:
2439
Who:
Heavy
To the left!
Listens:
2439
Who:
Pyro
Killing you is full time job now!
Listens:
2439
Who:
Heavy
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
Listens:
2436
Who:
Spy
You got blood on my suit!
Listens:
2434
Who:
Spy
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
Listens:
2433
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
Listens:
2432
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
Listens:
2426
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
Listens:
2422
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
Listens:
2420
Who:
Heavy
Teleporter down!
Listens:
2416
Who:
Engineer
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
Listens:
2410
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
Listens:
2402
Who:
Heavy
Help!
Listens:
2399
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
Listens:
2398
Who:
Scout
Spy!
Listens:
2396
Who:
Sniper
Hit it doc!
Listens:
2387
Who:
Scout
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
Listens:
2386
Who:
Heavy
Ka-bluey!
Listens:
2385
Who:
Demoman
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