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Good job
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2650
Who:
Pyro
I am waiting!
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2648
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2644
Who:
Engineer
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2643
Who:
Scout
Now doctor, now!
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2643
Who:
Sniper
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2643
Who:
Soldier
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2630
Who:
Sniper
Let's go mates!
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2628
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2628
Who:
Sniper
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2623
Who:
Sniper
Bloody bogan
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2623
Who:
Sniper
Yeah!
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2619
Who:
Scout
Thank you!
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2617
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2616
Who:
Engineer
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2615
Who:
Sniper
Thank you, laborer!
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2609
Who:
Spy
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2609
Who:
Soldier
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2607
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2606
Who:
Pyro
*gasps in pain*
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2606
Who:
Spy
Get bloody goin!
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2605
Who:
Sniper
Run, cowards!
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2604
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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2603
Who:
Scout
Overtime!
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2602
Who:
Announcer
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2602
Who:
Soldier
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2601
Who:
Medic
Steady, steady...
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2599
Who:
Sniper
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2594
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2593
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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2591
Who:
Heavy
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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2589
Who:
Soldier
We must push little cart!
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2588
Who:
Heavy
Danke Engineer!
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2585
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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2561
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2559
Who:
Soldier
Yes!
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2551
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2544
Who:
Scout
No, sir!
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2542
Who:
Soldier
I am the Scout here!
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2542
Who:
Scout
Top shelf!
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2541
Who:
Spy
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2536
Who:
Sniper
Play ball!
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2531
Who:
Scout
Prego!
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2523
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2521
Who:
Demoman
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2519
Who:
Announcer
Slap it now.
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2517
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2516
Who:
Heavy
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2515
Who:
Soldier
Your guns are for babies!
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2505
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2501
Who:
Pyro
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2500
Who:
Soldier
Naturally
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2493
Who:
Spy
Thank you!
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2492
Who:
Heavy
Go on then doc!
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2489
Who:
Demoman
Hit charge!
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2486
Who:
Heavy
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2486
Who:
Medic
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2486
Who:
Spy
Yes!
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2482
Who:
Demoman
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2481
Who:
Announcer
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2480
Who:
Demoman
*gibberish*
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2480
Who:
Demoman
Oh...
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2477
Who:
Soldier
Overtime!
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2476
Who:
Announcer
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2475
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2471
Who:
Pyro
Charge me, doctor!
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2469
Who:
Sniper
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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2465
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2462
Who:
Medic
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2460
Who:
Announcer
We have captured the center control point!
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2459
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2459
Who:
Scout
No worries
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2457
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2456
Who:
Pyro
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2449
Who:
Demoman
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2445
Who:
Scout
Kill 'em all!
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2435
Who:
Demoman
Come, we fight like men!
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2435
Who:
Heavy
To the left!
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2432
Who:
Pyro
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2430
Who:
Spy
Killing you is full time job now!
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2428
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2424
Who:
Demoman
Soldier is Spy!
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2421
Who:
Heavy
You got blood on my suit!
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2419
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2417
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2405
Who:
Engineer
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2401
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2399
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2398
Who:
Scout
Teleporter down!
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2397
Who:
Engineer
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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2397
Who:
Spy
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2396
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2388
Who:
Heavy
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2380
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2378
Who:
Scout
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2376
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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2375
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2366
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2360
Who:
Scout
Spy!
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2360
Who:
Sniper
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2360
Who:
Sniper
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