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Overtime!
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2381
Who:
Announcer
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2381
Who:
Announcer
Spy!
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2378
Who:
Medic
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2378
Who:
Soldier
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2376
Who:
Medic
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2372
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2371
Who:
Demoman
Run, cowards!
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2371
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2371
Who:
Sniper
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2371
Who:
Announcer
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2371
Who:
Sniper
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2363
Who:
Medic
Danke Engineer!
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2363
Who:
Medic
*hiss*
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2362
Who:
Spy
Yeah!
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2355
Who:
Scout
You're doin' good lad
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2352
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2351
Who:
Engineer
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2350
Who:
Soldier
Denied!
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2347
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2344
Who:
Engineer
I am the Scout here!
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2330
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2329
Who:
Pyro
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2328
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2322
Who:
Demoman
*gasps in pain*
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2320
Who:
Spy
Naturally
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2316
Who:
Spy
Slap it now.
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2313
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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2311
Who:
Scout
Your guns are for babies!
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2308
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Heavy
No, sir!
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2307
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Soldier
Hit charge!
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2295
Who:
Heavy
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2294
Who:
Medic
Charge me, doctor!
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2294
Who:
Sniper
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2288
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2285
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2283
Who:
Demoman
No worries
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2268
Who:
Sniper
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2267
Who:
Demoman
We have captured the center control point!
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2264
Who:
Announcer
Yes!
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2259
Who:
Soldier
Killing you is full time job now!
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2259
Who:
Heavy
I am waiting!
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2253
Who:
Spy
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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2247
Who:
Soldier
Come, we fight like men!
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2246
Who:
Heavy
Go on then doc!
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2244
Who:
Demoman
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2239
Who:
Spy
To the left!
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2237
Who:
Pyro
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2235
Who:
Scout
We must push little cart!
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2233
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2228
Who:
Pyro
Overtime!
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2223
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2223
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2222
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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2218
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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2215
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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2213
Who:
Scout
Thank you!
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2211
Who:
Heavy
Is team time, doctor!
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2198
Who:
Heavy
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2198
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2197
Who:
Heavy
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2195
Who:
Demoman
No, no, no! The cart!
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2195
Who:
Scout
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2193
Who:
Demoman
Yes!
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2191
Who:
Demoman
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2191
Who:
Soldier
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2190
Who:
Announcer
Nice shot, camarade!
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2181
Who:
Medic
You must not fail this time!
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2180
Who:
Announcer
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2180
Who:
Heavy
Oh...
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2178
Who:
Soldier
You died as you lived... morbidly obese!
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2178
Who:
Spy
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2167
Who:
Spy
Spy among us...
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2165
Who:
Spy
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2165
Who:
Announcer
Quick as a hiccup, ain't ya? Huh, not quick enough
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2164
Who:
Engineer
You got blood on my suit!
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2161
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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2156
Who:
Demoman
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2155
Who:
Sniper
Soldier is Spy!
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2154
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2149
Who:
Engineer
*evil laugh*
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2147
Who:
Heavy
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2147
Who:
Spy
Hit it doc!
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2146
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2141
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2140
Who:
Spy
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2139
Who:
Spy
Get 'em, boyos!
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2138
Who:
Demoman
Spy!
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2136
Who:
Sniper
Play ball!
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2135
Who:
Scout
Help!
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2131
Who:
Scout
Move!
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2130
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2127
Who:
Scout
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2125
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2122
Who:
Medic
Ka-bluey!
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2121
Who:
Demoman
Charge me!
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2121
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2121
Who:
Scout
If I have to crack some skulls, I will!
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2121
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2120
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2116
Who:
Heavy
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