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Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2800
Who:
Announcer
Four!
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2798
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2793
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2787
Who:
Soldier
I require assistance!
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2783
Who:
Medic
Run, cowards!
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2780
Who:
Heavy
That Spy is an enemy!
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2776
Who:
Sniper
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2771
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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2770
Who:
Engineer
A Spy!
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2769
Who:
Heavy
Play ball!
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2767
Who:
Scout
Top shelf!
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2759
Who:
Spy
Medic!
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2752
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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2752
Who:
Soldier
Let's go mates!
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2748
Who:
Sniper
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2743
Who:
Engineer
Now doctor, now!
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2740
Who:
Sniper
Let this be lesson for you!
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2739
Who:
Heavy
Bloody bogan
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2738
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2734
Who:
Sniper
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2733
Who:
Sniper
Good job
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2729
Who:
Pyro
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2729
Who:
Announcer
*gasps in pain*
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2728
Who:
Spy
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2726
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Spy
Get bloody goin!
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2723
Who:
Sniper
Yes!
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2722
Who:
Demoman
Thank you!
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2721
Who:
Heavy
Kill 'em all!
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2719
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Demoman
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2719
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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2715
Who:
Demoman
Overtime!
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2712
Who:
Announcer
Prego!
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2712
Who:
Spy
I am the Scout here!
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2712
Who:
Scout
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2710
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2701
Who:
Pyro
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2700
Who:
Medic
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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2697
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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2691
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Heavy
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2690
Who:
Soldier
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2688
Who:
Engineer
*short laugh*
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2687
Who:
Engineer
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2687
Who:
Medic
Danke Engineer!
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2687
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2684
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2676
Who:
Medic
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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2676
Who:
Spy
You and me, hoss!
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2671
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2659
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Demoman
Thank you, laborer!
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2657
Who:
Spy
Thank you!
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2656
Who:
Heavy
No, sir!
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2649
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Soldier
Charge me, doctor!
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2648
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Sniper
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2644
Who:
Demoman
Your guns are for babies!
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2642
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Heavy
Come, we fight like men!
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2641
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2628
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2623
Who:
Soldier
Oh...
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2615
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Soldier
We have captured the center control point!
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2611
Who:
Announcer
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2607
Who:
Sniper
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2591
Who:
Scout
Soldier is Spy!
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2587
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Heavy
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2586
Who:
Heavy
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2585
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Spy
Overtime!
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2581
Who:
Announcer
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2581
Who:
Spy
Go on then doc!
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2578
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Demoman
Slap it now.
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2577
Who:
Spy
Hit charge!
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2573
Who:
Heavy
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2573
Who:
Spy
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2571
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Soldier
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2570
Who:
Announcer
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2569
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2569
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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2569
Who:
Scout
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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2569
Who:
Scout
Naturally
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2567
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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2564
Who:
Demoman
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2563
Who:
Demoman
You got blood on my suit!
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2560
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2558
Who:
Pyro
Killing you is full time job now!
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2558
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2544
Who:
Demoman
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2544
Who:
Spy
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2543
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2534
Who:
Scout
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2534
Who:
Announcer
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2533
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2531
Who:
Scout
Ka-bluey!
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2524
Who:
Demoman
No worries
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2523
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2521
Who:
Pyro
Help!
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2516
Who:
Scout
Teleporter down!
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2507
Who:
Engineer
*sharp pain*
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2507
Who:
Engineer
Very well!
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2504
Who:
Heavy
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2500
Who:
Demoman
*short laugh*
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2499
Who:
Heavy
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2497
Who:
Heavy
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