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My flesh, it burns!
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2636
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2635
Who:
Engineer
I am waiting!
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2628
Who:
Spy
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2626
Who:
Soldier
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2623
Who:
Scout
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2618
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2615
Who:
Sniper
Let's go mates!
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2613
Who:
Sniper
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2609
Who:
Sniper
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2603
Who:
Engineer
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2603
Who:
Sniper
Now doctor, now!
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2602
Who:
Sniper
Thank you!
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2601
Who:
Heavy
Bloody bogan
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2600
Who:
Sniper
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2598
Who:
Medic
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2596
Who:
Soldier
Thank you, laborer!
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2594
Who:
Spy
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2593
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2593
Who:
Pyro
Get bloody goin!
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2593
Who:
Sniper
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2593
Who:
Soldier
*gasps in pain*
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2587
Who:
Spy
Overtime!
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2585
Who:
Announcer
Yeah!
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2585
Who:
Scout
Run, cowards!
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2584
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2576
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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2574
Who:
Scout
Danke Engineer!
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2567
Who:
Medic
We must push little cart!
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2567
Who:
Heavy
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2566
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2565
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2552
Who:
Soldier
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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2548
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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2539
Who:
Engineer
I am the Scout here!
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2529
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2527
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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2522
Who:
Soldier
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2519
Who:
Sniper
No, sir!
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2517
Who:
Soldier
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2513
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2510
Who:
Demoman
Slap it now.
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2510
Who:
Spy
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2509
Who:
Soldier
Steady, steady...
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2508
Who:
Sniper
Top shelf!
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2498
Who:
Spy
Play ball!
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2495
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2491
Who:
Pyro
*happy laugh*
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2484
Who:
Heavy
Go on then doc!
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2481
Who:
Demoman
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2481
Who:
Medic
Naturally
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2479
Who:
Spy
Your guns are for babies!
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2478
Who:
Heavy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2476
Who:
Soldier
Hit charge!
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2475
Who:
Heavy
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2474
Who:
Spy
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2472
Who:
Announcer
Prego!
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2471
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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2468
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2466
Who:
Pyro
Yes!
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2464
Who:
Demoman
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2457
Who:
Heavy
Overtime!
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2456
Who:
Announcer
Charge me, doctor!
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2455
Who:
Sniper
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2454
Who:
Demoman
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2449
Who:
Announcer
Oh...
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2447
Who:
Soldier
Thank you!
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2446
Who:
Heavy
No worries
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2444
Who:
Sniper
We have captured the center control point!
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2442
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2441
Who:
Pyro
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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2437
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2437
Who:
Medic
*short laugh*
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2436
Who:
Scout
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2426
Who:
Demoman
Killing you is full time job now!
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2422
Who:
Heavy
To the left!
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2421
Who:
Pyro
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2419
Who:
Scout
Come, we fight like men!
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2414
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2410
Who:
Demoman
Soldier is Spy!
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2410
Who:
Heavy
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2410
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2404
Who:
Spy
You got blood on my suit!
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2398
Who:
Spy
Kill 'em all!
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2396
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
Listens:
2396
Who:
Engineer
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2389
Who:
Heavy
Teleporter down!
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2381
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2379
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2373
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2369
Who:
Heavy
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2368
Who:
Spy
Help!
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2367
Who:
Scout
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2367
Who:
Soldier
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2362
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2356
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2355
Who:
Demoman
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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2347
Who:
Scout
Ya great lactating wet nurse!
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2344
Who:
Demoman
Gotcha, ya bomb-lobbin' wanker!
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2344
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2342
Who:
Scout
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