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You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2744
Who:
Soldier
*sharp pain*
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2739
Who:
Demoman
That Spy is an enemy!
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2732
Who:
Sniper
We must push little cart!
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2731
Who:
Heavy
A Spy!
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2730
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2726
Who:
Engineer
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2726
Who:
Soldier
Yeah!
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2721
Who:
Scout
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2716
Who:
Engineer
Let this be lesson for you!
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2715
Who:
Heavy
Now doctor, now!
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2706
Who:
Sniper
Run, cowards!
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2705
Who:
Heavy
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2703
Who:
Sniper
Bloody bogan
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2702
Who:
Sniper
Good job
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2700
Who:
Pyro
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2698
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Sniper
Let's go mates!
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2697
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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2696
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2691
Who:
Soldier
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2686
Who:
Sniper
Thank you!
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2683
Who:
Heavy
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2681
Who:
Announcer
Get bloody goin!
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2678
Who:
Sniper
Yes!
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2676
Who:
Soldier
Top shelf!
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2676
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Spy
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2673
Who:
Soldier
*evil laugh*
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2671
Who:
Demoman
Overtime!
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2669
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Announcer
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2669
Who:
Sniper
*gasps in pain*
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2668
Who:
Spy
Prego!
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2661
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2659
Who:
Pyro
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2658
Who:
Medic
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2658
Who:
Medic
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2657
Who:
Engineer
Danke Engineer!
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2656
Who:
Medic
Play ball!
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2652
Who:
Scout
Thank you, laborer!
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2641
Who:
Spy
*short laugh*
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2639
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2639
Who:
Heavy
Yes!
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2637
Who:
Demoman
I am the Scout here!
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2637
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2636
Who:
Scout
Kill 'em all!
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2620
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2617
Who:
Demoman
Thank you!
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2614
Who:
Heavy
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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2604
Who:
Demoman
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2602
Who:
Soldier
Charge me, doctor!
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2601
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Sniper
*severe pain*
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2600
Who:
Medic
No, sir!
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2600
Who:
Soldier
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2596
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Spy
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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2595
Who:
Spy
Come, we fight like men!
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2583
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Heavy
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2583
Who:
Sniper
*happy laugh*
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2582
Who:
Heavy
Your guns are for babies!
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2581
Who:
Heavy
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2561
Who:
Heavy
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2561
Who:
Demoman
Oh...
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2559
Who:
Soldier
We have captured the center control point!
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2557
Who:
Announcer
Slap it now.
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2553
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Spy
Overtime!
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2551
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Announcer
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2548
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Spy
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2547
Who:
Soldier
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2545
Who:
Scout
Go on then doc!
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2544
Who:
Demoman
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2542
Who:
Medic
Naturally
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2540
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Spy
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2538
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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2537
Who:
Pyro
Hit charge!
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2532
Who:
Heavy
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2529
Who:
Announcer
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2528
Who:
Spy
*gibberish*
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2525
Who:
Demoman
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2524
Who:
Spy
*severe pain*
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2523
Who:
Pyro
*short laugh*
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2521
Who:
Scout
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2515
Who:
Demoman
Soldier is Spy!
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2506
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2501
Who:
Demoman
No worries
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2500
Who:
Sniper
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2500
Who:
Announcer
You got blood on my suit!
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2499
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2494
Who:
Pyro
Killing you is full time job now!
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2487
Who:
Heavy
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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2481
Who:
Scout
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2481
Who:
Soldier
You and me, hoss!
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2476
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2475
Who:
Scout
*happy laugh*
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2475
Who:
Spy
Help!
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2473
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2467
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2466
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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2465
Who:
Heavy
To the left!
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2456
Who:
Pyro
Teleporter down!
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2455
Who:
Engineer
Spy!
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2453
Who:
Sniper
*evil laugh*
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2450
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2446
Who:
Demoman
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