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Top shelf!
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2823
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2822
Who:
Demoman
Go to the right!
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2822
Who:
Pyro
Gentlemen. With our help, Poopy Joe will ride this rocket to the stars!
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2818
Who:
Announcer
*happy laugh*
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2814
Who:
Sniper
Four!
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2808
Who:
Announcer
*severe pain*
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2805
Who:
Engineer
Run, cowards!
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2800
Who:
Heavy
I require assistance!
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2798
Who:
Medic
That Spy is an enemy!
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2798
Who:
Sniper
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2789
Who:
Soldier
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2789
Who:
Spy
Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2786
Who:
Engineer
A Spy!
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2780
Who:
Heavy
Medic!
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2780
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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2778
Who:
Soldier
You and me, hoss!
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2777
Who:
Engineer
Let's go mates!
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2774
Who:
Sniper
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2765
Who:
Sniper
Yes!
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2760
Who:
Demoman
*gasps in pain*
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2760
Who:
Spy
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2758
Who:
Sniper
Now doctor, now!
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2756
Who:
Sniper
Bloody bogan
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2756
Who:
Sniper
Let this be lesson for you!
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2756
Who:
Heavy
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2748
Who:
Announcer
Thank you!
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2747
Who:
Heavy
Get bloody goin!
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2744
Who:
Sniper
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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2741
Who:
Demoman
I am the Scout here!
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2741
Who:
Scout
Good job
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2740
Who:
Pyro
Kill 'em all!
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2738
Who:
Demoman
Prego!
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2736
Who:
Spy
*evil laugh*
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2735
Who:
Demoman
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2734
Who:
Sniper
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2731
Who:
Sniper
Overtime!
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2723
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2720
Who:
Scout
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2714
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2714
Who:
Medic
*sharp pain*
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2713
Who:
Pyro
The black Scottish cyclops, now extinct!
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2711
Who:
Spy
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2710
Who:
Medic
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2707
Who:
Engineer
Danke Engineer!
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2707
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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2703
Who:
Heavy
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2701
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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2700
Who:
Engineer
Come, we fight like men!
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2698
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Heavy
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2695
Who:
Demoman
Thank you!
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2676
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2669
Who:
Demoman
Thank you, laborer!
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2668
Who:
Spy
No, sir!
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2667
Who:
Soldier
Charge me, doctor!
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2666
Who:
Sniper
Your guns are for babies!
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2664
Who:
Heavy
Oh...
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2649
Who:
Soldier
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2643
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2642
Who:
Heavy
We have captured the center control point!
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2625
Who:
Announcer
Still think you're funny, funny man?
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2620
Who:
Scout
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2617
Who:
Sniper
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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2610
Who:
Demoman
Soldier is Spy!
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2610
Who:
Heavy
You are an embarrassment to Spies everywhere!
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2606
Who:
Spy
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2602
Who:
Scout
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2596
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Spy
You got blood on my suit!
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2593
Who:
Spy
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2593
Who:
Heavy
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2592
Who:
Spy
Overtime!
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2591
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2590
Who:
Scout
Naturally
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2590
Who:
Spy
Slap it now.
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2588
Who:
Spy
Go on then doc!
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2587
Who:
Demoman
Hit charge!
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2586
Who:
Heavy
*gibberish*
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2586
Who:
Demoman
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2585
Who:
Demoman
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2584
Who:
Announcer
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2583
Who:
Soldier
*severe pain*
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2580
Who:
Pyro
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2579
Who:
Medic
*severe pain*
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2577
Who:
Pyro
Killing you is full time job now!
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2577
Who:
Heavy
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2573
Who:
Soldier
At least you died for honor... and my amusement!
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2569
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2558
Who:
Scout
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2555
Who:
Announcer
*evil laugh*
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2554
Who:
Demoman
*happy laugh*
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2549
Who:
Scout
Teleporter down!
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2547
Who:
Engineer
Medic!
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2546
Who:
Demoman
Help!
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2544
Who:
Scout
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2544
Who:
Announcer
Ka-bluey!
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2543
Who:
Demoman
No worries
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2534
Who:
Sniper
*short laugh*
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2530
Who:
Heavy
Get over here and help me defend, you idiot!
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2528
Who:
Demoman
Very well!
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2527
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2527
Who:
Pyro
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