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Oh, you yellow-bellied gutless coward!
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2602
Who:
Engineer
No, no, no! The cart!
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2602
Who:
Scout
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2599
Who:
Sniper
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall!
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2593
Who:
Sniper
Now doctor, now!
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2592
Who:
Sniper
You are all weak! You are all bleeders!
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2591
Who:
Soldier
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2590
Who:
Engineer
You are a creepy mute little bugger, ain't ya?
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2589
Who:
Sniper
Thank you, laborer!
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2588
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2587
Who:
Pyro
Everything above your neck is gonna be a fine red mist
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2587
Who:
Sniper
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2583
Who:
Soldier
Bloody bogan
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2581
Who:
Sniper
Now is the time, herr doctor!
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2579
Who:
Medic
I am going to stangle you with your own frilly training bra!
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2579
Who:
Soldier
Get bloody goin!
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2578
Who:
Sniper
Thank you!
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2576
Who:
Heavy
Overtime!
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2574
Who:
Announcer
Let's go mates!
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2573
Who:
Sniper
*gasps in pain*
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2573
Who:
Spy
Run, cowards!
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2570
Who:
Heavy
Move the gear up! Schnell!
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2570
Who:
Medic
Yeah!
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2567
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2561
Who:
Demoman
Medic!
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2555
Who:
Scout
I am waiting!
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2554
Who:
Spy
Danke Engineer!
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2548
Who:
Medic
*happy laugh*
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2546
Who:
Heavy
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
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2533
Who:
Soldier
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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2527
Who:
Announcer
I am the Scout here!
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2513
Who:
Scout
Go back go Calgary you cow-herding Canadian!
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2511
Who:
Soldier
*short laugh*
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2510
Who:
Engineer
Quit blubberin' and take your medicine like a man!
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2503
Who:
Sniper
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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2502
Who:
Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2500
Who:
Demoman
Slap it now.
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2499
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2498
Who:
Scout
Yes!
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2495
Who:
Soldier
No, sir!
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2488
Who:
Soldier
We must push little cart!
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2486
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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2484
Who:
Pyro
You have dishonored this entire unit!
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2478
Who:
Soldier
Go on then doc!
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2470
Who:
Demoman
Hit charge!
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2465
Who:
Heavy
The healing leaves little time for the hurting!
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2465
Who:
Medic
Flawless victory! Now do it again!
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2463
Who:
Announcer
Activate the charge, doctor!
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2462
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2461
Who:
Heavy
Your guns are for babies!
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2460
Who:
Heavy
Naturally
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2459
Who:
Spy
Play ball!
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2456
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2455
Who:
Pyro
*gibberish*
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2455
Who:
Demoman
Top shelf!
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2444
Who:
Spy
Kill them all! *laughs*
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2444
Who:
Heavy
Charge me, doctor!
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2443
Who:
Sniper
Get 'em, boyos!
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2441
Who:
Demoman
Yes!
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2436
Who:
Demoman
Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again lad!
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2433
Who:
Demoman
*sharp pain*
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2430
Who:
Pyro
Overtime!
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2427
Who:
Announcer
Steady, steady...
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2424
Who:
Sniper
No worries
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2422
Who:
Sniper
Go Poopy Joe! Soar! Kill Vladimir Bananas!
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2422
Who:
Announcer
*short laugh*
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2421
Who:
Scout
We have captured the center control point!
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2418
Who:
Announcer
To the left!
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2414
Who:
Pyro
Prego!
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2414
Who:
Spy
It's startin' to bore me how much you suck!
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2411
Who:
Scout
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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2409
Who:
Demoman
Fire! Fire! Fire!
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2409
Who:
Soldier
Killing you is full time job now!
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2408
Who:
Heavy
Thank you!
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2405
Who:
Heavy
Come, we fight like men!
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2402
Who:
Heavy
*evil laugh*
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2396
Who:
Demoman
*severe pain*
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2396
Who:
Medic
You're a back-pokin' snake and by God you'll die like one!
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2392
Who:
Demoman
Oh...
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2387
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2384
Who:
Spy
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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2384
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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2381
Who:
Engineer
Soldier is Spy!
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2378
Who:
Heavy
You got blood on my suit!
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2376
Who:
Spy
Teleporter down!
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2371
Who:
Engineer
Ah! Ah! Fire! Fire!
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2368
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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2365
Who:
Scout
*evil laugh*
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2356
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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2354
Who:
Heavy
Help!
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2354
Who:
Scout
Kill 'em all!
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2349
Who:
Demoman
Next time, pick on someone your own tiny, baby size!
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2348
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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2345
Who:
Demoman
You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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2345
Who:
Soldier
*happy laugh*
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2335
Who:
Scout
What the hell is wrong with you, stand on the freakin' point!
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2331
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2330
Who:
Scout
Just lay your weapons down and walk away!
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2330
Who:
Spy
Didn't hurt!
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2330
Who:
Scout
Nice shot, camarade!
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2327
Who:
Medic
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