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Get to the cart!
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Announcer
I'm gonna tear you down, junior
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Engineer
Dominated, campground!
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Engineer
Doctor!
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Spy
Sentry up ahead!
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814
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Demoman
I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul!
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Soldier
Right, right!
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745
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Sniper
Incoming!
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1529
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Demoman
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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1133
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Sniper
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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Soldier
Go go go!
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1390
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Engineer
We did it, camarade!
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1156
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Medic
Augh
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1313
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Medic
Oooh, I got all of that one!
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1040
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Scout
You are a maggot, hatched from a mutant maggot egg!
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Soldier
Speek up next time, boy!
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814
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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4374
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Heavy
Hit it doc!
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2451
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Scout
High five!
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Pyro
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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Announcer
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1930
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Spy
Go right!
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739
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Sniper
Couldn't skip around that, could ya? You precious little posie?
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Sniper
My pleasure!
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Spy
Idiot! Stand on the point!
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Medic
No! The enemy has delivered the Australium!
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715
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Announcer
*happy laugh*
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Demoman
Have at them, lads!
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Demoman
Thank you doctor!
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925
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Spy
Hey, we gotta stop it!
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837
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Scout
Of course!
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Spy
Let's go, doc!
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Soldier
That there was a fine piece of work
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Engineer
Crocket!
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Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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Medic
*short laugh*!
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2118
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Medic
It looks like dummkopf-fest!
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3070
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Medic
All will feel my giant new gun!
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Heavy
Piker!
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Sniper
All rockets, no brains - eh, mate?
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Sniper
Yeah!
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Sniper
Gotcha, crouton!
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Soldier
Heh-he-hah!
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Soldier
*long laugh*
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Engineer
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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Sniper
C'mon doc, follow me!
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Scout
*critical death*
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Demoman
Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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Heavy
Hit me, I dare you!
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Heavy
Time to fight!
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732
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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Soldier
I'm gonna lay you out!
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Engineer
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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1973
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Spy
Dominated, corn-cakes!
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Engineer
*sharp pain*
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Medic
You seein' this?!
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Scout
The Soldier is a Spy!
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Sniper
I am full of Sandvich, and I am coming for you!
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Heavy
We have the Australium!
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Announcer
Every one of you deserves a medal!
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Soldier
I'm movin' this!
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1427
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Engineer
Push bomb cart! Move!
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Heavy
You are such a bad doctor! *laughs*
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Spy
No
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4252
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Pyro
If you huntin' trouble lad, you found it!
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Demoman
Not fast enough, not by a damn sight
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Engineer
Cah-rit!
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Soldier
Surrender now maggots, and you will not be harmed!
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Soldier
I think not!
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Spy
You got blood on my suit!
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Spy
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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Sniper
Which of you numb-nuts let us down?
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Soldier
Defend the point!
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Medic
You prancin' show-ponies
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Sniper
If you know what's good for you, you will run!
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Soldier
Drop dead and give me twenty!
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Scout
Did you think you could beat me?
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Heavy
Yes! Blow your little trumpet Poopy Joe! For yo-
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Announcer
*long laugh*
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Sniper
Come, doctor!
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744
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Heavy
I did what I could...
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Demoman
Nice hustle!
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825
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Scout
Ripper, you little
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Sniper
Let's go!
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Scout
Nice job, partner
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1945
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Engineer
Bad!
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4034
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Heavy
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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Engineer
Zwoosh!
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Scout
Move gear up!
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Heavy
Piece of piss!
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Sniper
What's up, doc? *laughs*
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Sniper
The Spy is a double agent!
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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2269
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Engineer
Ohhh... I've really hit rock-bottom...
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3998
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Demoman
Dude, we're on fire!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Demoman
*short laugh*
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2347
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Soldier
I think you should fight someone much, much smaller!
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Heavy
*evil laugh*
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Engineer
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