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You kids today don't know how to dominate!
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One
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Place a sentry here!
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Spy
How do ya like that, all-quiet-on-the-western-front?
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How's that feel, you blockhead?
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Mongrel
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We have the Australium!
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Heartwarming
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G'day
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Blow that up, cyclops!
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Scout
Ach, was ist los?
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Medic
Yes!
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Demoman
Mission begins in 30 seconds
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You're all bloody dead!
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Demoman
Left! Left! Left!
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Scout
Tagged ya!
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Engineer
*happy laugh*
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Soldier
Help capture point!
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Heavy
Let's go, doc!
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Soldier
*short laugh*
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Demoman
Word cannot express how much I hate France right now!
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They have the device!
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Announcer
Nope
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Engineer
Need help cappin' this point!
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Engineer
Boo!
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Overtime!
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Boo!
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Demoman
Need a sentry here!
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Demoman
*sharp pain*
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Spy in our midst, men!
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We have lost the center control point!
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The Medic is a Spy!
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Medic
Spy among us...
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Go ahead! Build your tiny gun, then run!
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Not usually my job, but, he-he...
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Yeah, yeah... thanks!
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The teleporter goes here!
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Medic
Hold still
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Go on and build more of your little guns - I'll shove every one of them up your arse!
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Demoman
Nice try, pal!
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Scout
*short laugh*
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Heavy
*long laugh* Yeah, yeah...
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Horrido
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Medic
Two
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*critical death*
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I am bullet-proof!
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Heavy
Wooo!
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Scout
Hey, lot of good that gun did ya!
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Scout
Look at me! Look at me!
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Heavy
Attack!
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Soldier
Now I've seen everything
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Engineer
Nice work!
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Soldier
Follow me doctor!
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Heavy
Go on then doc!
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Demoman
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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Go on, get!
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Engineer
Do not fear bomb, push!
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Heavy
Thank you!
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Heavy
Let's stop that freakin' thing!
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Scout
You shoulda-oughta brought more gun, son
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Engineer
Raaagh!
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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Engineer
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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Spy
Drunk on the battlefield ain't no way to be, son
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Engineer
To right!
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A Spy!
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Heavy
We got it!
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Engineer
Alright!
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Scout
N-augh!
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Follow me, doc!
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Engineer
Get on then, mates!
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Sniper
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
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Soldier
Pardon me!
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Fire!
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We're not giving it back
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Medic!
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Soldier
*evil laugh*!
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Medic
I've slept in the corpse of water buffalo tougher than you
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Sniper
This is my point, and you will help me defend my point!
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Hee-hee... Yee-haw!
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Engineer
This is gonna be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit-shop owners!
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Success! We have secured the enemy's last control point!
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Sentry right up there!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Oh yeah!
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Soldier
*burp*
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*critical death*
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Medic
The Heavy is a Spy!
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Medic
Help!
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Piker
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Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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Charge me herr doctor!
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Medic
Sandvich make me strong!
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Heavy
You better hold on to your head, mate
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Aw, there's a new angel in heaven... in hell!
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Pyro is Spy!
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Kaboom to you, sir!
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Is there a point to your lives?
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Medic
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
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Soldier
Let's settle this like gentlemen!
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