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Need a dispenser here!
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Scout
Let's stop that freakin' thing!
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754
Who:
Scout
*severe pain*
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2628
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Medic
Doctor!
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1278
Who:
Spy
Cart goes wrong way!
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930
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Heavy
Charge me doc!
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1562
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Engineer
Get on point!
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737
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Heavy
That didn't hurt!
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2362
Who:
Scout
*gibberish*
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17367
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Demoman
You just got frickin' dominated knucklehead alright let's do this!
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2809
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Scout
I am not done with you yet!
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1031
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Heavy
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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1296
Who:
Announcer
Gotcha!
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1069
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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3525
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Sniper
Sorry to put out your campfire, boy!
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1605
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Engineer
Medic!
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11397
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Heavy
Time to fight!
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741
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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1696
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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5419
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Heavy
I'm gonna lay you out!
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4720
Who:
Engineer
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
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2061
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Scout
You digust me, fat man!
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1854
Who:
Spy
The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!
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3880
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Medic
I'm burnin'!
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4343
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Demoman
Hey, I can see my base from here!
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1722
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Scout
*critical death*
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11031
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Soldier
We have you surrounded, at least from this side!
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3714
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Soldier
Hell, that was easy
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2949
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Engineer
Keep crying, baby!
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15242
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Heavy
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1628
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Engineer
Bloody hell!
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5044
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Demoman
Don't run! Is just ham!
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2009
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Heavy
Hit the bricks pal, you're done!
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1969
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Scout
You inventin' loads of new ways to get killed by me!
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899
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Sniper
No!
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18468
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Demoman
Say good-bye to your knee-caps, chuckle-head!
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4709
Who:
Scout
Follow me, doctor!
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746
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Heavy
Mission begins in 10 seconds
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7014
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Announcer
I will never stop killing you!
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1543
Who:
Scout
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2873
Who:
Scout
Appreciate it, mate!
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1312
Who:
Sniper
That Sniper is a Spy!
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7200
Who:
Soldier
Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!
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978
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Scout
*evil laugh*
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5041
Who:
Sniper
You drew first? *laughs*
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1345
Who:
Heavy
No...
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3988
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Soldier
Medic!
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6820
Who:
Medic
Haha. Yeah!
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5882
Who:
Pyro
I Spy with my little eye!
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6721
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Heavy
The round has commenced!
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767
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Announcer
You were gettin' too big for your britches!
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771
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Engineer
Does it hurt when I do that? It does, doesn't it!
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1995
Who:
Spy
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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1158
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Demoman
That's what it feels like when eagles cry, soldier-boy!
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6576
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Engineer
Augh
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1319
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Medic
Put 'em up, pal!
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788
Who:
Scout
Control point enabled, move!
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654
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Announcer
You gotta be kiddin' me!
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1423
Who:
Scout
No worries!
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1612
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Sniper
Hit me, I dare you!
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2171
Who:
Heavy
Push! Push the cart!
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754
Who:
Heavy
Let's waste 'em!
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1104
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Scout
The Sniper is a Spy!
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1939
Who:
Spy
Charge me!
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2393
Who:
Heavy
Fine job!
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1283
Who:
Spy
Forward, glorious cart!
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755
Who:
Heavy
Success! We have delivered the device!
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632
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Announcer
Spy around here!
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3384
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Engineer
C'mere, cupcake!
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10667
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Soldier
Come stand on the point!
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880
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Spy
Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?
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4480
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Scout
Give 'em a gob-full!
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1012
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Sniper
You're all hard-hat and no cattle!
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808
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Engineer
Batter up!
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851
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Scout
Hit charge!
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2553
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Heavy
Aye!
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2234
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Demoman
You are scum! You are nothing but a bunch of cowards!
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2981
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Soldier
Go home lassie, men are fighting here!
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1489
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Demoman
Good work
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1308
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Engineer
Defend the freakin' point!
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866
Who:
Scout
Wah! Wah!
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12574
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Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1482
Who:
Medic
Get on the point, dummkopf!
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1702
Who:
Medic
Woo-hee! Makin' bacon!
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28287
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Engineer
Help defend!
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1231
Who:
Heavy
Thanks, doc!
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1443
Who:
Scout
*short laugh*
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1933
Who:
Demoman
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5917
Who:
Engineer
Not good!
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5333
Who:
Heavy
*severe pain*
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3955
Who:
Pyro
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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7241
Who:
Medic
It is the dominationing!
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932
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Demoman
God save the Queen!
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6107
Who:
Sniper
*critical death*
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14047
Who:
Heavy
*happy laugh*
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120223
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Pyro
How embarassing, they let a man of science escape with the papers!
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6033
Who:
Medic
Woo!
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1594
Who:
Scout
Spot on!
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809
Who:
Sniper
High five!
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3249
Who:
Pyro
Need a teleporter here!
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784
Who:
Sniper
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