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You're a crazed killer!
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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Heavy
Yes!
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2588
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Soldier
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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1283
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Scout
Thanks for the target practice, you plump bloody freak show!
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1497
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Sniper
I Spy with my little eye!
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6518
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Heavy
Ugh
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1363
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Medic
Medic!
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33639
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Pyro
*cough* Well, the moment has passed! Back to work!
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5235
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Spy
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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1300
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Scout
Yes!
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Heavy
Aaaah!
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1212
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Soldier
I am ze Ãœbermensch!
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8226
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Medic
Help me capture this bloody thing!
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1164
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Demoman
Secure!
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1048
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Announcer
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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813
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Scout
Scout is Spy!
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4086
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Heavy
Found my ball!
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1280
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Scout
Move! schnell!
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2221
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Medic
Auf wiedersehen... dummkopf!
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61766
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Medic
That Spy's a bloody traitor!
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2260
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Demoman
Wooo!
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1143
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Scout
Hold this point!
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815
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Engineer
Dominated, you red menace!
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869
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Soldier
I am on fire!
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19815
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Soldier
Dominated, and I've been shagging your wife!
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Demoman
Get on then, mates!
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Sniper
Come, we fight like men!
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Heavy
Freedom!
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Demoman
Spy among us...
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Spy
Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man!
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1450
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Heavy
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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Spy
Stay close, guys!
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Scout
That Engineer is a Spy!
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5774
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Engineer
*long laugh*
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Demoman
Schnell! Go get them!
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1875
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Medic
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly
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3675
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Spy
Hit it doc!
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2386
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Scout
Fire's for cookin' smores son, get a real gun!
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1937
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Soldier
Control point enabled, move!
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634
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Announcer
Naturally
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2509
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Spy
I will kill you with bare hands!
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2013
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Heavy
You will help me capture my point!
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1018
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Soldier
Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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3909
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Soldier
Ugh.
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3255
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Demoman
Gentlemen! Let's launch that monkey!
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883
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Announcer
Oh I love this!
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Announcer
We did it heh-heh, ha-hah, heagh!
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Demoman
*sings* Me and my... Sandvich! *sings*
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Heavy
Guess I got the midas touch!
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1059
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Engineer
Oh they're going to find ya all dead in the alley, with cats lickin' at ya
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Demoman
Sturm und drang!
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1254
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Medic
To the right!
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767
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Demoman
Is not possible!
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Heavy
Incoming!
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Heavy
OK, this does not look good here, um...
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6890
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Scout
Did I throw a wrench into your plans? *laughs*
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2875
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Spy
The freakin' Scout is a Spy!
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2692
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Scout
Tell me, where did we go so wrong?
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6946
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Heavy
*critical death*
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14613
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Soldier
*happy laugh*!
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11651
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Medic
*critical death*
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Pyro
Sentry forward!
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768
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Soldier
Dominated, little-feller!
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782
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Engineer
Welcome to the 'we lose once again' team!
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7150
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Medic
Wern't no thing
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916
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Engineer
Boo-yah!
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1474
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Soldier
More rubble, less trouble!
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2092
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Heavy
Ping!
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815
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Scout
Thanks, soldier!
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1856
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Soldier
Fear me, cowards!
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988
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Heavy
Seize the control points!
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613
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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Sniper
Teams are being scrambled!
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870
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Announcer
Right right!
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738
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Medic
Not so smart with your brains outside your head, are ya?
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Sniper
*happy laugh*
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Engineer
Shoot, son, ya'll slow as molasses!
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1327
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Engineer
Nice goin' ya bludgers!
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1114
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Sniper
Ahahahahaha
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4592
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Pyro
I am fully charged!
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10213
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Medic
It is good day to be giant man!
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5054
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Heavy
Yo, batter up!
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911
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Scout
Crocket!
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1693
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Soldier
*sharp pain*
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Scout
Put up fists!
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1736
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Heavy
Alert! The final control point is being contested!
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Announcer
Stay by the cart, fellas!
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726
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Scout
Teleporter down!
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2415
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Engineer
Boom!
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3025
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Heavy
You see that?!
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786
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Scout
Stand on the point, schweinhund!
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Medic
Follow me, doc!
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727
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Engineer
Darn
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11761
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Engineer
My flesh, it burns!
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2695
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Heavy
That Scout's a bloody Spy!
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11553
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Demoman
Hey, whose on fire now?
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1115
Who:
Scout
Aww... did I get blood on your suit?
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1727
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Sniper
Is good time to run, cowards!
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2939
Who:
Heavy
Thank you
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Medic
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