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Alert! Our last control point is being captured!
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1333
Who:
Announcer
Down and give me 20!
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1331
Who:
Soldier
C'mon!
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1329
Who:
Demoman
Boing!
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1329
Who:
Scout
Your nouth wrote checks, my gun has cashed them!
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1329
Who:
Soldier
Little too much caber-tossing pie down your own throat, eh chubby?
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1329
Who:
Demoman
Spies... bloody useless
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1328
Who:
Sniper
Cah-rit!
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1328
Who:
Soldier
Man... your skull's so soft you're makin' this easy!
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1328
Who:
Scout
This is my intelligence!
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1326
Who:
Soldier
Proceed!
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1326
Who:
Spy
My pleasure!
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1325
Who:
Spy
You're an embarrassment!
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1325
Who:
Announcer
Go!
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1324
Who:
Demoman
Nice shot
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1324
Who:
Spy
Nice shootin', tex!
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1322
Who:
Engineer
Mission ends in 20 seconds
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1321
Who:
Announcer
Not so tough now, are ya? Are ya?
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1321
Who:
Scout
You drew first? *laughs*
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1321
Who:
Heavy
I'll put it in my trophy room with my others!
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1319
Who:
Scout
What, am I gonna have to defend this thing by myself?
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1318
Who:
Scout
Go!
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1317
Who:
Heavy
Augh...
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1315
Who:
Spy
Go go go!
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1313
Who:
Scout
Augh
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1312
Who:
Medic
Charge!
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1309
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Soldier
Coward!
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1308
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Spy
That'll slow you down, you twitchy hooligan!
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1307
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Sniper
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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1306
Who:
Scout
Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!
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1303
Who:
Demoman
Good work
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1303
Who:
Engineer
That's the spirit!
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1301
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Demoman
Appreciate it, mate!
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1301
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Sniper
I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
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1301
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Spy
Fire!
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1299
Who:
Sniper
Ya bloody pikers!
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1299
Who:
Sniper
Keep yobbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck
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1296
Who:
Sniper
Sentry right up there!
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1295
Who:
Engineer
Gotcha, herr doctor!
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1295
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Soldier
Move 'em out!
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1294
Who:
Engineer
Ugh!
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1294
Who:
Engineer
Fight me!
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1293
Who:
Heavy
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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1293
Who:
Scout
How's that domination feel, city-boy?
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1293
Who:
Soldier
Ugh!
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1291
Who:
Heavy
Found my ball!
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1291
Who:
Scout
Move it, lads!
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1290
Who:
Demoman
That Spy is one of them!
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1288
Who:
Engineer
Horrido
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1287
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Medic
Oi, lend us a shovel, so I can dig your grave!
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1287
Who:
Sniper
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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1285
Who:
Announcer
That Demo is a Spy!
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1281
Who:
Engineer
Los los!
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1280
Who:
Medic
Dominated, you grease-driven pork-pie!
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1279
Who:
Demoman
Fine job!
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1275
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Spy
I am charged!
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1274
Who:
Medic
Doctor!
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1274
Who:
Spy
Flawless victory!
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1274
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Announcer
You better hold on to your head, mate!
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1272
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Sniper
Let the games begin!
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1272
Who:
Announcer
I'm gonna turn you into colored rain
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1271
Who:
Sniper
Way to go, slugger!
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1270
Who:
Scout
Fire!
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1268
Who:
Medic
I am hero!
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1268
Who:
Heavy
Come along now, doctor!
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1268
Who:
Heavy
Do they make them shirts for men?
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1265
Who:
Sniper
That was too easy, mate!
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1264
Who:
Sniper
Dominated, twinkle-toes!
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1264
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Demoman
Yeah, yeah... thanks!
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1263
Who:
Scout
And this!
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1262
Who:
Heavy
Real smooth, dummy!
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1261
Who:
Scout
That's the way you do it!
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1260
Who:
Demoman
Sturm und drang!
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1260
Who:
Medic
Mnaah!
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1256
Who:
Medic
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1255
Who:
Sniper
Take that, book-smarts!
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1255
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Sniper
Pardon me!
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1254
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Spy
Bugger
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1251
Who:
Sniper
Why waste bullet on such a teeny man?
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1251
Who:
Heavy
I'm battin' a thousand!
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1250
Who:
Scout
*hawk* *spit*
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1250
Who:
Sniper
Come on, fellas!
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1249
Who:
Engineer
Nobody likes a squatter!
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1249
Who:
Engineer
Don't test my mettle, son!
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1246
Who:
Engineer
I have new way to kill cowards!
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1245
Who:
Heavy
Trust me.
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1245
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Spy
Dummy!
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1243
Who:
Scout
Aaaah!
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1243
Who:
Soldier
Who will join me!?
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1242
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Spy
Hey, lot of good that gun did ya!
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1241
Who:
Scout
Bloody piker!
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1240
Who:
Sniper
You're all losers!
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1239
Who:
Scout
Thanks for that, truckee!
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1239
Who:
Sniper
We must stop little cart!
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1238
Who:
Heavy
Atta boy!
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1237
Who:
Scout
Augh!
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1237
Who:
Sniper
Thank you!
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1237
Who:
Spy
Phew!
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1236
Who:
Engineer
Blammo!
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1235
Who:
Soldier
We need a teleporter right here!
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1234
Who:
Engineer
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