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This American boot just kicked your ass back to Russia!
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Go play your pinko-chess game with the devil, commie!
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Soldier
Standin' around like a bloody idiot
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Sniper
Aw, jeez! The cart!
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963
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Scout
Sentry ahead!
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Soldier
Spies... bloody useless!
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Sniper
The Heavy is a Spy!
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Spy
That Scout is a Spy!
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Soldier
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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Demoman
Okay, mate!
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Sniper
Mach schnell!
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Medic
This is my world! You are not welcome in my world!
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Soldier
That ain't the right way guys!
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Scout
Damnit!
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Soldier
I have many medals!
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959
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Heavy
Gotta stop the cart!
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796
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Scout
Mongrel
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Sniper
Doctor!
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Heavy
Little men steal our cart!
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Heavy
Move machine up!
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Heavy
My flesh, it burns!
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Heavy
Alert! The enemy has taken the device!
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638
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Announcer
How's the weather over there, dumbass? Get to the freakin' point!
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Scout
Oh that poor monkey...
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Announcer
You got blood on my suit!
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Spy
Help capture!
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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Soldier
Oh dear, I've made quite a mess!
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Spy
It was a mercy killing, you live in a... camper van!
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Scout
Seize the control points!
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Announcer
It is good day to be giant man!
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Heavy
*severe pain*
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Medic
No!
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Heavy
*short laugh*!
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Medic
Let's even this out... team scramble!
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Announcer
Domination, look it up
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Scout
G'day
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Sniper
We have taken the enemy intelligence
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Announcer
The Engineer is a Spy!
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Sniper
Is someone gonna push the freakin' cart?
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Scout
*happy laugh*
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Spy
The Scout is a Spy!
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Sniper
America has given us the monkey, and Mann Co has provided the fuel. Let's put those two together and make history!
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Announcer
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
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Demoman
Dominated, you mushed-mouth freak!
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Spy
Pa-pow!
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Soldier
The freakin' Heavy is a Spy!
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Scout
Bloody beaut'!
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Sniper
Overtime!
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Announcer
Gotcha!
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Engineer
You failed! Stalemate!
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Announcer
Mission ends in 10 seconds
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Announcer
I am credit to team!
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Heavy
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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Announcer
Success! We have secured the enemy's last control point!
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Announcer
Gotcha, stretch!
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Engineer
Nice shot!
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Heavy
You'll be needin' another use for that neck!
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Sniper
Victory!
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Announcer
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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Scout
*critical death*
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Medic
Uh, no
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Scout
That Heavy's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
Wa!
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Scout
The Demo's a bloody Spy!
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Demoman
You're all a bunch of no-hopers
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Sniper
We must all push!
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Heavy
To the right!
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Engineer
Doctor, if you please!
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Spy
*burp*
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Announcer
No! The enemy has delivered the Australium!
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Announcer
Get to it!
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Go go go, charge!
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Soldier
No seriously, you all suck!
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Incoming!
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Demoman
The little ones bite, but they're still not a threat...
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Pyro
You are now without doctor!
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Heavy
Scout is Spy!
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Heavy
Boo! You repulsive bushman!
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Spy
Wern't you supposed to be good at dodging?
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Spy
*severe pain*
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Pyro
Alrighty then!
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Engineer
*severe pain*
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1914
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Sniper
Push! Push the cart!
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Heavy
I'm running circles around ya!
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Scout
Nice shot, man
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Demoman
You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!
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Soldier
I am hero!
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Heavy
Charge me, doctor!
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Sniper
Left left!
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Medic
Follow me, doctor!
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Spy
Ehh, thanks!
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Demoman
Go to the right!
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Pyro
To the right!
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Sniper
Spy!
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Heavy
I win! You bloody back-stabbin' fraud!
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Sniper
If you done it, it ain't bragging!
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Engineer
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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Heavy
Erectin' a statue of a moron!
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Engineer
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