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1759
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2501
Who:
Pyro
Let's stop that freakin' thing!
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754
Who:
Scout
Spy!
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3348
Who:
Soldier
Take your lumps like a man, private twinkle-toes!
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4351
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Soldier
Help me secure this point!
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915
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Medic
YES!
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11883
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Spy
Help me defend!
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3230
Who:
Pyro
*happy laugh*!
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1836
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Medic
Nice shot!
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1773
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Heavy
You are all incompetent cowards!
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1563
Who:
Spy
*sharp pain*
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1807
Who:
Sniper
It seems I am not the only Spy
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11696
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Spy
Medic!
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116862
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Heavy
Left! Left! Left!
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757
Who:
Scout
Agh!
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1485
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Engineer
Downtown!
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800
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Scout
*short laugh*
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1432
Who:
Scout
Nice shot!
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963
Who:
Soldier
Right!
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858
Who:
Heavy
Run, cowards!
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2726
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Heavy
That ain't the right way guys!
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748
Who:
Scout
No worries!
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1612
Who:
Sniper
Medic!
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1773
Who:
Soldier
Lot of good that Soldier training did ya! I'm drunk!
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6020
Who:
Demoman
Hello fräuleins!
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48233
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Medic
Sorry!
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1726
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Scout
Defend our control points!
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634
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Announcer
*sharp pain*
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2754
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Demoman
Mission ends in 30 seconds
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1441
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Announcer
I am melting!
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15783
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Medic
Piss off, you mongrels
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2020
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Sniper
Fight!
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712
Who:
Announcer
First blood!
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800
Who:
Announcer
Happy trails, laborer!
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2110
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Spy
They should call you whiners 'Dr. Nooooo'!
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40651
Who:
Spy
Dominated, tiny man!
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980
Who:
Demoman
Uh-huh
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4317
Who:
Pyro
Success! We have secured the enemy's final control point!
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749
Who:
Announcer
Wha-na-na-na-na-na-na...
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64804
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Scout
*severe pain*
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2346
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Soldier
Batta-swing!
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1684
Who:
Scout
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real scout get to work!
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4232
Who:
Scout
All your heads look bloody twelve-feet tall
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1128
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Sniper
*spit*
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1451
Who:
Sniper
Incoming!
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1236
Who:
Engineer
Dodgy!
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915
Who:
Sniper
You're all of you quite out of your depth
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1560
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Spy
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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12957
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Heavy
That Pyro's a bloody Spy!
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2633
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Demoman
You cannot beat me!
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1549
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Heavy
Boom! I'm back, dummy!
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7574
Who:
Scout
Keep it movin' guys!
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756
Who:
Scout
Ya'll come back now - more where that came from!
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1059
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Engineer
Hit the showers, Frenchy!
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1574
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Soldier
Medic!
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2445
Who:
Demoman
Kiss me!
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84658
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Heavy
Idiot! Come stand on the point!
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1757
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Spy
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1603
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Spy
Push!
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1087
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Heavy
You big-head wankers
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1734
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Sniper
*sharp pain*
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2276
Who:
Pyro
Help capture!
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864
Who:
Heavy
Found my ball!
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1296
Who:
Scout
C'mon tough guy!
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802
Who:
Scout
Thank you for being such a dear friend!
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3959
Who:
Spy
Sentry ahead!
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906
Who:
Demoman
Well done!
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648
Who:
Announcer
Danke schön, na na, danke schön
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9670
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Medic
*evil laugh*
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30452
Who:
Pyro
*severe pain*
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2893
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Soldier
We must push little cart!
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2758
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Heavy
Did you forget about me?!
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4375
Who:
Spy
Hah hah-hah... Oktoberfest!
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14143
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Medic
*critical death*
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12694
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Sniper
Batter up!
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851
Who:
Scout
Yessss!
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2025
Who:
Announcer
Need help capping this point!
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758
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Soldier
We have lost the center control point!
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1569
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Announcer
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
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13796
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Soldier
Aw, jeez guys, we gotta stop it!
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1298
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Scout
I am very happy!
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4624
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Heavy
That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
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1192
Who:
Sniper
Forward, glorious cart!
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755
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Heavy
Yeah!
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3352
Who:
Heavy
That Spy is an enemy!
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2289
Who:
Spy
You must be a doctor, becasue you just saw the extent of my patience!
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1628
Who:
Engineer
I'm gonna beat on your skull until I hit tonsils!
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1971
Who:
Scout
Sandwich and I are coming for you!
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3499
Who:
Heavy
The last word out of your sorry mouth will be 'sir' and it will be loud!
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3571
Who:
Soldier
Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!
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3279
Who:
Demoman
I did all I could!
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1804
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Spy
Sniper is Spy!
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3234
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Heavy
Hold still schweinhund, this will only sting for a moment!
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4417
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Medic
That was gettin' heavy!
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1449
Who:
Engineer
Danke camarade!
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3644
Who:
Medic
Lotta good that hard hat did ya!
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838
Who:
Scout
Come here lad! Help me capture this
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1158
Who:
Demoman
Ey!
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955
Who:
Scout
Good job
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Who:
Pyro
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