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*happy laugh*
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1939
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Engineer
You shouldn't have played with fire, boy!
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1320
Who:
Engineer
The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!
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5586
Who:
Sniper
Come over here, I promise I will heal you
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4796
Who:
Medic
Fight to the death!
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954
Who:
Announcer
The Soldier is a Spy!
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1454
Who:
Spy
To the left!
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2439
Who:
Pyro
Dominated, you alley-sculking back-stabber!
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1146
Who:
Demoman
Well, this was a dissapointment!
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23757
Who:
Spy
*yawns* Yeah, thanks doc!
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3736
Who:
Scout
I'm a freakin' blur here!
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1344
Who:
Scout
You got blood on my knife, mate!
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2788
Who:
Sniper
That wasn't so bad!
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1136
Who:
Sniper
*sharp pain*
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1681
Who:
Medic
Take that, ya dumb bib-wearing dope!
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1066
Who:
Scout
You better hope there's hacky-sack in hell, hippie!
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2988
Who:
Soldier
The worm has turned, gentlemen
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3607
Who:
Soldier
That was delicious!
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8836
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Heavy
Mnaah!
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1235
Who:
Medic
That helmet is gonna make a nice bowl for your brains
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1550
Who:
Sniper
*long laugh*
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4805
Who:
Sniper
Thanks for standin' still, wanker
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2007
Who:
Sniper
Keep comin' at me doctor! Eventually ya'll are gonna rustle up some sense
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1050
Who:
Engineer
Get behind me doctor!
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1549
Who:
Heavy
To the right!
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796
Who:
Spy
Ya'll might be flame retardant, but you sure ain't bullet-proof!
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1500
Who:
Engineer
*happy laugh*
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2432
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Spy
Spy in our midst, men!
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1526
Who:
Soldier
We did it! We have launched the rocket!
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619
Who:
Announcer
Oh no! Little cart is moving!
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12575
Who:
Heavy
This is not a camping trip, Shelia, this is war and I love it!
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5527
Who:
Soldier
Left face!
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749
Who:
Soldier
That's damn right embarrassing!
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10054
Who:
Sniper
I am fully charged!
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10213
Who:
Medic
Bloody hell
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3131
Who:
Demoman
Don't test my mettle, son!
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1209
Who:
Engineer
No!
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4635
Who:
Heavy
*sharp pain*
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1724
Who:
Scout
Hit me, I dare you!
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2082
Who:
Heavy
*short laugh*
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2261
Who:
Soldier
Get along there, little doggies
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986
Who:
Engineer
You digust me, fat man!
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1785
Who:
Spy
Piss off, you mongrels!
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4626
Who:
Sniper
Nice shot!
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1689
Who:
Heavy
Wuss
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782
Who:
Sniper
Yeah, that's right!
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908
Who:
Scout
Thanks for the ride!
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834
Who:
Scout
I have many medals!
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933
Who:
Heavy
Thankfully I already don't remember this
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3838
Who:
Demoman
The freakin' Sniper is a Spy!
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2814
Who:
Scout
We have lost the center control point!
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1521
Who:
Announcer
*laughter* Look at your little baby guns!
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10305
Who:
Heavy
Four
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3830
Who:
Announcer
You've failed! The enemy has captured our intelligence
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2816
Who:
Announcer
No!
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112604
Who:
Heavy
Success, we have been awarded additional time
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4472
Who:
Announcer
Who wants some of this?
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852
Who:
Scout
Let's do it!
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10142
Who:
Demoman
Gentlemen! Find that Australium and today we make history!
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1256
Who:
Announcer
What in sam-hell were you thinkin', string bean?
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6048
Who:
Engineer
Right!
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834
Who:
Heavy
Gotcha!
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943
Who:
Scout
*gasps in pain*
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4135
Who:
Spy
Time has been added
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1910
Who:
Announcer
I do believe I'm on fire!
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8658
Who:
Spy
Oh... every single.. one of ya... not you
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6777
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Demoman
Keep pushin' it!
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743
Who:
Scout
*sharp pain*
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2382
Who:
Scout
Suprise!
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6189
Who:
Spy
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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6572
Who:
Sniper
Yo it should be goin' that way!
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723
Who:
Scout
The Pyro is a Spy!
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1366
Who:
Medic
Stand on the freakin' point, you moron!
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1448
Who:
Scout
Fire! Fire! Ow oh-oh... Fire!
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2637
Who:
Engineer
You! Yes, you! You are dead!
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31885
Who:
Heavy
*critical death*
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9013
Who:
Sniper
It is the dominationing!
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901
Who:
Demoman
I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles!
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2215
Who:
Demoman
Pop-quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? Bzzzt! Time's up!
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22698
Who:
Scout
*big laugh*
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1956
Who:
Heavy
Leave me hanging and you WILL regret it.
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2170
Who:
Spy
Two
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4522
Who:
Announcer
No, no, no! The cart!
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2799
Who:
Scout
Oooh!
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4535
Who:
Heavy
The burning! The burning!
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1915
Who:
Soldier
Yippie-ki-yay, my illiterate friend!
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9317
Who:
Spy
Ooh, you were quick as a little bunny, wern't you?
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4616
Who:
Spy
I have squashed you like bug!
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1622
Who:
Heavy
Is our cart now!
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799
Who:
Heavy
You're a maniac!
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728
Who:
Announcer
Sentry right up there!
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1267
Who:
Engineer
*long laugh*
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75256
Who:
Spy
You just ain't doin' it right!
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5845
Who:
Engineer
May I borrow your earpiece? 'This is Scout - rainbows make me cry, over!'
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209162
Who:
Spy
Move these machines up!
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958
Who:
Spy
*happy laugh*
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2852
Who:
Scout
Job well done!
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2123
Who:
Engineer
Baby team has cart!
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1822
Who:
Heavy
I dominate you! You sloggish simpleton!
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1274
Who:
Spy
Piker!
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1189
Who:
Sniper
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