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Boo!
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Heavy
Don't go meddlin' in my business!
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782
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Engineer
Who dares stand against me now?
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1141
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Heavy
Fire!
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1880
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Heavy
You deserve a medal, doc!
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Soldier
That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Scout
You're all losers!
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1240
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Scout
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
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2673
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Soldier
Get 'em, boyos!
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2791
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Demoman
Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
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2261
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Spy
Doc!
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1111
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Engineer
Burn in hell you mumbling abomination!
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4193
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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1537
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Soldier
*happy laugh*
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5163
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Engineer
That there's a gold-plated kill!
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798
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Engineer
Nah!
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7206
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Sniper
Not our finest moment!
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2281
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Spy
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence
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1887
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Announcer
*severe pain*
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3188
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Scout
Nice shot, man
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1019
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Demoman
I'm gunnin' for ya, you mongrels!
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1716
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Sniper
G'day
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1399
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Sniper
Alright, yeah that's- that's a pretty good job!
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10340
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Scout
Good shot, mate!
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30634
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Sniper
Huargh!
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Engineer
Place a teleporter here!
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957
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Spy
Da, this will work
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Heavy
Is that all you got, moron?
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Scout
Augh.. merde...
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Spy
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beatin' your freakin' head in, huh?
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Scout
Cheers doctor!
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Spy
*sharp pain*
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Soldier
You just got dominated, Bablo Brabbins!
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Soldier
Don't you ever cross me again!
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Scout
Wuss!
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881
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Scout
That there was a fine piece of work
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Engineer
Yeah-heh-hah!
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1442
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Scout
Head right!
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755
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Engineer
Too slow, medicine-woman!
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4517
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Sniper
We push cart back!
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739
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Heavy
Next time tend to your own knittin', saw-bones!
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839
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Engineer
*screams in pain*
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16444
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Spy
*short laugh*
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1813
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Demoman
That is a diet I call death!
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1969
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Spy
The Demoman is a Spy!
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Medic
*sharp pain*
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2467
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Engineer
Piss off, you bloody pikers!
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Sniper
Who will join me?
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860
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Spy
What the hell is everyone doin'?
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Scout
*severe pain*
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10082
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Scout
Help me!
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5112
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Pyro
All of you are babies!
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Heavy
*long laugh*
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15340
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Sniper
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle, look it up!
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Soldier
We have captured the center control point!
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Announcer
Now, doctor... now!
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8992
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Sniper
Back-stab that, you snake!
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3067
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Sniper
No!
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4828
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Scout
Let's waste 'em!
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1098
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Scout
Need help capping this point!
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753
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Soldier
*long laugh*
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7548
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Demoman
Downtown!
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797
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Scout
Ahh, I'm sorry mate
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3329
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Sniper
Suprise!
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6230
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Spy
Nice job
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803
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Engineer
Push! Push the cart!
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746
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Heavy
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
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Scout
Nice hustle!
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825
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Scout
Flank left!
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Soldier
Yaaaaargh!
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Soldier
Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!
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Scout
Ya-dadadadadadada ya-dadadadadadada do-de-da-va-da-da-dada ka-boom, ka-boom
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Heavy
I'm gonna put one right between your eyes, you punter
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2705
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Sniper
Need help defending this point!
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846
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Engineer
Need a dispenser here!
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Scout
I'll put it in my trophy room with my others!
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Scout
Hah-hah!
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785
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Scout
*gasps in pain*
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2950
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Spy
You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!
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5026
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Soldier
Success! We have secured the enemy's final control point!
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745
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Announcer
You are the last one alive!
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Announcer
You just got dominated, sputnik!
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1582
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Soldier
This thing ain't on auto-pilot, son!
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5948
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Engineer
Dumbass!
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6796
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Scout
Success! We have captured the enemy's last control point!
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777
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Announcer
C'mon, c'mon!
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759
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Scout
Sentry ahead!
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778
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Soldier
Get to cart, men!
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738
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Heavy
I am fully charged!
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10544
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Medic
Oh no...
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1997
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Announcer
*evil laugh*
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3889
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Scout
And this!
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Heavy
The burning you feel? It is shame!
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10143
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Heavy
We have lost the center control point!
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1561
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Announcer
Aww... you almost healde me to death that time!
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2133
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Spy
Yeah!
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1761
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Sniper
Wonderful
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1070
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Medic
Coward! Get on point!
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1025
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Heavy
C'mon doc, follow me!
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765
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Scout
Teaaaaaam!
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Medic
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